What's the farthest you've ever gotten with a girl /r9k/?

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>>39420532
Period blood on my penis

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>>39420532
Rape roleplay and sex

>>39420532
I spoke to a girl probably three months about a school project. I decided to leave the group and prepare my own by myself after asking the professor.

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>On DS in class
>Girl asks what I'm playing (pokemon bc normie taste)
>Lashed out at her and moved desks because I was too embarrased to say pokemon.

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kissing, touching the inside of her thigh

couldve gotten sex if i didnt sperg the fuck out

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I unloaded my balls deep inside her tight asshole.

my elbow

>>39420532
Got a girl alone in my room with me while we were both drunk

ended up telling her I wanted to kill myself and nearly started crying. She made me pinky promise not to kill myself and then left.

She knocked on my door the next day to make sure I was ok.

Now that i've typed all of that I see that it's quite pathetic. I'm not gonna post again here for a while.

>>39420599
show me the greentext

I've never so much as touched a female that I'm not related to.

I got married.

In an original way, of course

>>39420532
Talking twice and (voluntarily) sitting next to one.

2 dates. I paid. Thats when i realized its expensive to buy time from her.

>>39420679
>be me, 11 years old
>at my granny's house
>watching TV
>getting hungry
>find out my grandmother died on the couch while I was watching TV
>start crying
>start getting horny
>decide to kiss grandma on the lips
>never kissed a girl before
>it tasted weird
>take off her clothes to see boobs
>find out about vaginas
>touch the inside of her thigh to get to the vagina
>mom calls
>sperg out and answer the phone telling mom that grandma died in the bath and I brought her out of the bathroom
>masturbate in the shower until mom comes to pick me up

>>39420717
I originally dont believe that shit

Had sex first at 11 and have never since. I'm 24 now. Don't know why. Just not interested I guess. I've had multiple opportunities but I've turned them all down.

>>39420532
Already posted it so >>39420335

Cuddling, long hugs, hand-holding, saying I love you
we were "just friends"

>>39420532
>have girl in middle school friend group
>small friend group of close friends.
close friends. thats as far as it gets

>>39420532
There was one girl who used to hug me whenever she saw me. Ended up asking her out and got rejected.

>>39420769
oh also hugs from different girls. didnt think much of it.

A few online "relationships" and irl an 8/10 girl kept licking my neck and cheek in public when i was a teen but i stood like an autist like mew2king when he was kissed, also when i was at a party and i held hands with a girl who looking back was looking to take me into a bedroom and take my virginity

There was this one time where I talked to one

>>39420679
>>39420729

real OP here. The thigh and kissing stuff happened to the same girl but the sperging out was in a different situation

>be 6 years ago
>invite her over for movie & chill
>she's literally in my bed but I am too autistic to make any moves
>literally too pussy to take my pants off
>just cuddled, watched the movie and kissed in bed and talked about stuff till we fell asleep

I still cringe at this memory every time every time it shows up in my head.

>>39420532
i fucked my gf a few hours ago. came inside

>>39420944
How originally old were you?

A girl farted on my bed once

>>39421048
Greentext please be quick I'm horny already

Fucked I guess
Creampies, anal, 69, whatever.
Gf too.

>>39421111
Freak, nice quads though.

This whole thread is direct proof r9k has been infested with normies.

>>39420532
I send her a message, and she said please dont send any more messages.
As close as it gets..

>>39421111
Wasted digits if ive ever seen any

>>39421127
>>39421176
I am genuinely curious how a girl farted on anon's bed, quads demand the story.

>>39421034
I was 18 and retarded

but seeing as that was the last female to get that close to me it doesnt say much about my current situation

>kissing girl
>she puts hands down my pants
That's about it

A girl was looking at me on the subway today.

>>39420532
cumming in pussy and ass

came inside and didn't get her pregnant
still feel as empty inside as I did before

>>39420532
one time i heard about a guy who talked to a girl

probably not true tho