FATE THREAD

Hi Fate, how are you feeling?

Anyways, will I be able to buckle down and do all of the work I need to do to not be totally fucked, over this next year?

Will she stop loving me like she's afraid I'll do to her?

Will I stop feeling so hollow and anxious about stuff?

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I feel like I am destined to be alone forever. Am I correct?

Will I achieve my goals in life?
Will I achieve at least some of them?

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>>39417979
im feeling very J.NKJNAAAAAA nice
YES YOU CERTAINLY WILL
key word being need in your question

not in the next 8 years at least
or so?

how is feeling hollow like?
sometimes i feel something like that but id never describe it as hollow
i cant know i cant know

>>39418028
there is no such thing as forever anon
not for you at least, in anything

>>39418076
no
yes that was good
also your love has silky brown hair, wavy

>>39417889
WiII I ever find love?
If so, plz describe what she looks like and how I will find her

Will I ever be not depressed? I know I can't hope for love or even happiness but maybe just maybe I can not be depressed.

>>39417889
What does my love look like, anon?

>>39418231
Hollow as in lacking substance, like you're just a vessel things enter and pass through mostly unchanged. When good things happen and you don't even smirk. Hollow is wrong for me though, the more I think about it. It's ennui. Malaise, perhaps.

Interesting fortune though, keyword need, so I'm not going above and beyond?

I wonder what will happen over 8 years' time. I guess those kids you prophesied, the kind of dumb boy first, and then the really bright girl.... I hope you're right about them.

You have a nice night (?), okay?

>>39417889
Am I going to sort myself out?

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I already know my fate. I'm going to die by the end of the year. No girlfriend nothing in my life

Hey fate
Should I go for my best friend, he likes me and I like him, but I don't want to run one of the few friendships I have.

>>39417889
Come on and show me what you got! How is my current relationship and where is it heading?

>>39417889
Do I have a love fate and is it a real person or a more abstract concept?

>>39417889
https://ecfsapi.fcc.gov/file/DOC-578d85c6d2400000-A.pdf

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Isit possible, trough spirituality and stuff, no matter the cost, for me to ascend into a God?

Yay! Fate's back.
I have a question.
Can I make things work with this new girl I met?

>>39417889
Hey, fatechan. Give me one, been a while since I've had one

hi fate! will this semester be the one where i get a gf?

>>39417889
We /x/ now lul

But I would like a reading anyways

Hello fate, tel me about my spirit guides please

Can I just get a general reading? Thanks lad.

>>39417889

Will my oneitis ever love me, fate anon?

what are my talents fateanon?
missed you btw

Rolling for the fate thing, original post...

>>39418435
>he hasn't noticed her(?) posting around

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>>39418256
yes!
she is the younger sister of some cool ass dude
she
has
dark hair?
thats my info. I think she is either a toddler or a student now.
You will meet her only if you befriend him.

He looks like a jerk.

>>39418272
NO NO NO NO NO you got it all wrong anonon. First you hope for happiness and love then you get not depressed.
Yes you can hope for those!
the world is big and plenty of fcudjfnuf diitoos uudhf that. Your love uses braids. And. Its. Ah.
idk why im failing so hard but i tried.

>>39418301
blunt bangs
but she might not have those when you meat
wears a labcoat normally so i guess she studies medicine or science
slightly tan skin

>>39418306
oh yes you got the keyword right
still you can always say FUUUUUUUUUCK FATE and do whatever you want thus creating a new fate that will fuck you up even more but you can keep fucking that fate up until your death if you are amazing enough for forr gor for it anoooooooooooon,
Wait i remember you.
Anon, see the light. You are not hollow. You are here, experiencing things. Alive. Wheter you have a soul or not is not important, you ARE.
jdnfw sor

>>39418318
Nou.

>>39417889
Tell me my fate. I'm not asking any yes or no questions, just tell me it, faggot.

>>39418447
in one of those cycles again where i just want to get away from here, but yeah

>>39418454
>Wheter you have a soul or not is not important
Is that to say, "people have souls, you may or may not" or "people may or may not have souls".

If some part of my fate includes lacking a soul, or being at risk for losing it, you're going to need to elaborate. Is it hers, now?

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>>39417889
Will my life end in suicide? Just wondering

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I'm a 26 year old man. I work 24 hours a week and go to school full time. At my job, I make 25 cents above minimum wage. In the past, I have had 3 online girlfriends and 1 online boyfriend. I had several very good online friends in high school and several pretty good IRL friends also in high school, but no friends since I was 18.

Generally I do not initiate contact with other people and I'm content to be by myself and do my own thing. I don't mind talking if someone says hello first and I'm okay at conversation. No social awkwardness or anxiety. I used to be very funny, but I've become very serious as an adult and I'm not very good at making people laugh any more. My neutral face looks angry / frowning and intimidating. I've got a scar above one of my eyebrows from being cut in a fight. When I was a teenager I got in a lot of fist fights but I've mellowed out a lot.

Despite being a naturally tall and broad man I'm polite and kind. I'm great with kids, I'm also great with animals. I've suffered from depression and anxiety in the past but mostly overcome those problems on my own. I also have a poorly managed drinking problem and whenever I have money in my pocket I seem to have beer in my belly too.

I'll stop rambling now anyway because I'm sure your wonderful fate magic isn't so petty to rely on the inane details of my life. Whatever you can come up with, thank you. You're great. These threads are fun and you're fun and I hope you have a great day tomorrow knowing that you gave a small gift of hope to lots of lonely people.

Will I fuck a woman soon? Don't lie and don't make me hopeful

>>39417889
Will she ever reach out to me again? Pretty sure I already met the perfect girl but I fucked it all up. I just want my friend again. If it's not her then who is my love fate anon?

Will I get a gf this year?
originally

Please bless me God of fate!

>>39417889
Hiya fate, see you are a bit swamped tonight but I was wondering, will I ever love again? my ex did some nasty things to me and ended it. Fast forward a year later and it still hurts. Hope you have a nice night and thank you for making this thread

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>>39417889
Fate my shit up senpai, I am a deadbeat 23 year old NEET alcoholic chronic masturbator

so i want to know if i'll get a girlfriend that i love and a job that i am okay with

>>39417889
Hello please tell me the things

Welcome back Fateanon. You've already done me a few times in the past and it's nice to see you back. I hope life is going well for you.

>>39417889
Fate,

While I hate what you've done to me, thanks for not doing worse. There are still some things in my life that I love and enjoy and try to live for, even though depression sometimes makes me want to die. Overall, thanks for some things, but fuck you for others. I guess that's life though.

I don't really care that much about what the future of my love life is, but I'd like to be a dad someday. A really great father. That's one thing I'd like to do someday, maybe. It's nice to have a close female companion that I'm physical with. Whether she's just a friend or someone closer. But I'm not willing to give up my life for that person.

I also want to get a move-on with my life, finally get a car and a more stable job, move out. I always liked the idea of rooming with a few certain friends, and it looks like it could be possible once we all have the money, and they seem open to it. Please let that work out.

Please let me find a path in life that leads me to become a confident, motivated, independent person with better qualities, and that will make me happy and satisfied with what I have done and become. I see this world for what it is. In the mathematical and scientific sense, I see the reason for nihlism and I feel the same. But I want to make my next ~60 or so years (just a guess) to be fruitful and worth living.

Idk why I spent so long on this post, but that just kinda felt better to write. Maybe that's how religious feel when they pray.

>>39417889
How's it going, Fate? Tell me about the unlucky lady who's gonna fall for me.

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>>39418332
whoa whoa whoa whoopsies wow whoa wew wow
if you live past the end of the year then
everything about you its gonna be so wonderful
we will love everything about you
everything about you its gonna be so beautiful
we could never live without you
you wont be let down im sure
by anyone never more

>>39418343
YOO
thats a good question but not a fate question
ill give you a non fate answer:

Yes.

>>39418345
Its fine.
Divorce/separation for things you couldnt realize!

Sorry no clue.

>>39418365
NO its an abstract concept with brown hair, low twintails and a boring face and she enjoys swimming and unironically thinks fishing is cool.

>>39418367
I WILL NOT
I WILL
I WILL NOT CLICK THAT
i will?

>>39418454
describe the "cool ass dude" you speak of

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>>39418383
thats a VERY good question anonon on on
sadly it seems like it is impossible to achieve such a singularity on this time
however if you were to become inmortal, your chances would increase a lot
so, aim for inmortality
now to be inmortal, you probably also need to be rich
so also arm for richness
like everyone
also if you are rich haha lets marry haha haha i dont want to work anymore please

wait i never got hired lmao sad

>>39418398
GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
im always around tho
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
difficult one
i think i should get more info but if you need a quick reply then: yessir -e.

>>39418400
boy u want your daily dose
okay give me your arm ill prepare the fate needles
im giving you some good shit
75 mg of fate
girl, very religious, her hair line its on the middle
hair
hair thingy
those lines that divide the hair
i see nothing else
i also cant see you meeting her
sorry for that, join a religious cult i guess?
no wait dont

>>39418403
try next one i think

>>39418405
i like x a lot but sometimes idk if they are full roleplaying or im really talking to some high class magicians doing magic stuff
okay you get a reading
reading complete
your future love its a fucking bitch and she? is blonde and envious of other girls who have more friends
meet her by being a bitch to her but in i want to wooooo you way

>>39418755
And how will I find him?

>>39418757
being rich, how are my chances of getting that
also how are the odds about "inmortality" (tb h one of my dreams has always been being a machine, would love that)

>marriage
wouldnt that be a setback in wanting to be rich?

What about the spiritual path? ocultism, etc.
there must be a way for me to be a god

>>39418757
Thank you fate for the reading god bless you

okay ill roll

today satan has been on my side and i wanna gamble

>>39417889
Hey Fate,
Am I gonna find my true love? I feel in love for the first time in a while, but I'm very uneasy about it.

>>39418757
Yay thanks fate! I like your quick answer so I'm inclined to accept it. She's short and is into a lot of the same stuff as me.

I've never had a serious gf before though. I'm 21

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WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING
HOW WILL THIS WEEKEND TURN OUT
WHAT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME AND THE GIRL I'M TALKING TO
TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

o and i missed u

from the place i go to study during the weekend, any qt that may be interested in me?

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>>39418418
one its a wolf in a suit
he is very busy trying to avoid your fuck ups
the other is an old lady on a rocking chair, very cute
she sews stuff and will sew away your life
the third one its a genderless child being
he is
right behind you

>>39418425
yowella
girl is yo, dumb face, basic bitch face but actually pretty nice? dark hair
money wise some issues in your middle life but then everything mostly okay you are gonna be in comfort afjtninfuiq3nl RED RED RED RED
then
children
at least one
maybe even two?
you sound so average anon
something is wrong

>>39418433
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
unless
you "kill" her

>>39418435
that
what
thats not a fate question
...
you are great at juggling
...
you make some
amazing
strudel
lmao

sorry idk
missed you too anooooooooooooooooooooooon AAAAAAH HUG ME

>>39418442
im 6 on the shitty r9k anons roll thing i saw
anyways
your future love is still a brat
and will always be
dark blonde
whats up with blondes today
she is bratty
a lot
to get her to love you, ignore her
no more info needed, you will know what to do and when

>>39418874
I meant 20

>>39418900
>she sews stuff and will sew away your life
ah so she will like kill me huh yeah
>wolf in a suit
from other planet, goetic related?
whats upwith the kid mate

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>>39417889
I haven't left my house in years, except for work, school, and food. I honestly doubt there's hope for me.

>>39417889
will the kind-of date i have planned with my oneitis go well, fateanon?

Do you see anything happening between this girl and me?

>>39417889
will i get that webdev job

Will she understand?

where will i meet my love?

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>>39418456
can you feel
you are about to die

>>39418474
no i dont think you can give your soul to someone else? you can always give the illusion of having someone else soul and so people are cheated or feel that they can live without that other person but in truth i believe the core of the "soul" is always in one so no no no no no no no NO NO I SAID NOW NOOFWOWUF

>>39418490
no it wont
stop now
get on with it
not the death thing
everything else

>>39418491
you sound really cool
and im not saying it just to say it
i have a resting bitch face too, i know its not the same but i think i understand what kind of things people sort of assume of me because i always talk in this boring tone and look like i want them to go away, even when i actually dont and when i think im nice and try to be
anyways sorry i ramble too
dnfaviarn is not important
your future gf is either a very fun redhead or
a ghost
im not sure what ghost means but i dont think she is actually dead so
thats
something?
ghost has probably black or brown hair
to meet any of them
make things as diverse as you can.

>>39418505
not soon
but you certainly will
she has nice legs
might be a hooker tho or at least dresses kinda like one so idk

>>39417889
Gib puss ples

Will I have girlfriend in the next 5 years?

How long until my oneitis likes me back

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will I conquer the internal struggles and cycles that hold me back?

is my drug consumption helping or holding back?

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>>39418508
ah i think it can be solved
small chances but they are there?
try to talk it with her but not slowly
if not
your girl
its
skinny
but thats all i see sorry

>>39418533
YEEEEEEEEEEno.
maybe
but mostly not
try it tho you have actually some decent chances if you are motivated enough

>>39418540
BLESSED
BLESSED BE THE ALL FATE
BLESSED
your woman is blonde and
no wait she is not blonde
she has dark hair
kinda short
kinda bitchy but cool, i like her
she is cold as steel
coldsteel
she feels distinguished even when she is not
she is gonna lead you all the way
just try to look dign?rgwgwegwg that

stupid brain fog

>>39418565
you will love, but not like before
thats not a bad thing per se so
relax anon
you probably know this already, but those kind of things just happen? i feel like you will be able to endure it. Emotional scars might take years to heal so just let yourself feel whatever you feel and not feel whatever you dont feel and be wary and be bold and let the fragments blow away from your body as you reach the unreachable light that erases you into nothingness before you finally dissapear in absolute peace like everyone and The One.
thank you!

>>39418571
thats some neat intro card anonon
what counts as chronic masturbation
lmao just curious
anyways
yes, yes. But they all come with a trap.
The girl will kill you in one or another way. To get the job, you must kill yourself first.

Of course i dont mean dying for real lmao

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>>39419164
>dnfaviarn
How do you know about ghosts?
Are you a ghost?

Will I be able to become a police officer?

>>39419368
>wanting to be a pig
????

>>39419408
>Being a supreme faggot.
?????

>>39419458
Ah, I see, you're dumb.

>>39417889
If I manage to come back from Syria alive, do I have a chance at being with her? or should I just move on.

>>39419464
>Goes out of his way to call the people I want to work with pigs
>Probably arrested for good reason and holds a grudge

>>39419518
Never been arrested.
Cops kill innocent people, harass innocent people, and stand by the other cops that kill innocent people.
They also defend literal Nazis.
Cops are pigs.

>>39419530
>literal nazis
This isn't the 1940s m8 you're talking about larping faggots
>harass innocent people
I think you want to make this a racial thing since you mentioned Nazi's but you can go fuck yourself if you think I'm going to bite

>>39417889
Love ya fateanon ~
Just give me an update on my love life, any good upcoming developments?? Am i on the right path or am i still clueless?

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What is in my future?

>>39419593
But you did bite
Whether they're following the orders of an SS officer or not, they're still Nazi/flag waiving menaces that want to eradicate all """minorities""" by violent means, and the police defend them

Looks like you lost the argument, bud.
Don't be a pig.

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>>39418607
1) im sleepy already
2) your gf is not
3) she wears glasses
4) she is smart cause glasses people are smart i guess idk
5) meet her
in
a
party wtf
ok
whatever

>>39418615
hheehhhehe
done you
lmao get it
ok no
anyways thanks a lot anon
yes im doing fine besides some small annoyances and things iim very fine thank you
hope you are fine!
fine

>>39418620
that was nice to read anonon
how old are you?
im sure you will make a great dad
and if you dont
im sure you will make a great you
nihilism says nothing and means nothing
but its great for relaxing a bit imo

>>39418673
oui yeah
im doing fine fine fine foin foin foin bene
anyways your lady is so flat
lmao so flat
im not laughing at her
im laughing WITH her
she has a nice pussy
i swear its what fate says totally

>>39418801
no clue sorry
inmortality has always even lower odds
yeah dont marry lmao it was a joke
or do if you feel like it?
and at long last, we shall finally be free

NO SPIRITUAL PATH
THATS ONLY FOR YOUR SOUL
NOT FOR YOU

>>39418819
no thank YOU love YOU

Will I ever meet the person that I deserve?

>>39419619
>THATS ONLY FOR YOUR SOUL
but im my soul right, mean the self awareness
ans conciousness is my soul, right?
personality its of the body

>or do if you feel like it?
nah.

>>39419614
They have a right to to do a fucking march if they so fucking please. They are the same as BLM to me

i am really afraid.
will be able to salvage my social life?

>>39417889
id like the usual, please. Will I ever have a good gf? Am I going to end up "settling down" with some girl who's lived a "busy" life as a teenager/young adult?

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>>39419665
BLM
>please stop shooting Black people, it's messed up and we won't stand for it

Neo-Nazis
>KILL ALL NIGGERS, JEWS, AND SPICS! YEEHAW!


You need to educate yourself more

>>39417889
Im gonna let her ride on my handlebars soon is it a good idea?

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>>39419665
They actually don't have a right, hate speech is illegal. But for some reason the white racists get a free pass from the police.

>>39419681
That is not a sexual innuendo I am 100% serious when i say this.

>>39419678
I bet you haven't seen what 3 of those faggot groups do when they rally together for their bullshit it's the same

>>39419678
It's funny, the white race is the only one under thread of genocide. Everyone else is doing wonderfully and exploding in population. Only the white race is being systematically targeted for extermination. But they're the ones being painted as aggressors. It's funny, huh? Funny how that works.

will i get a bf?

if so, soon?

>>39419696
Why are you in this thread anyway? From what I assumed this thread was a nice one until I saw that you decided to shit on someone else for having a dream of any sort.

>>39419696
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2017/06/19/supreme-court-unanimously-reaffirms-there-is-no-hate-speech-exception-to-the-first-amendment/

Where are you from m8? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfw4yxn_kPQ

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>>39418824
girl
likes starbucks
so
you know already which kind of girl?
she is nice though so go for her
pretty even

>>39418849
OOOOOH
YES THEN
i mean i was gonna say no but
thats nice nice
tell me about it

>>39418874
oh you seem young young you will do fine
i mean
dont let yourself go
but dont hold yourself back

>>39418876
TO THE RIGHT
TO THE LEFT
WE NANA
NANANA
TO THE END
OF THE WORLD
ITS A BRAND NEW WORLD NANAANANANA
fo wa. Fine but you will be left thinking you should have done something differently even if that was impossible in that situation. IDK BUT GO FOR IT AND no i think she will give some confusing signals, so just be frank. YOU NEED TO RELAX RELAX RIGHT NOW OR EVERYONE WILL DIE ANON relax.

I missed
you?
too anon
hold your breath and count to 3.
then release.
then walk

>>39418894
if there is one with a noticeable forehead or a cute "im so le smart" face, that one.

if not, wait.

>>39419791
Will I have a girlfriend next year?

Also how's college looking for me

>>39419791
>if there is one with a noticeable forehead or a cute "im so le smart" face, that one.
ill see, thanks.
oh and future girlfriend please

I'm 5'5, 110 lbs, body dysmorphic, I have anxiety and depression, I just got my first job (I'm 20, I work in the backroom at walmart), I just started being healthy last year, but I have some pudge still. Idk if my stats help you tell my fortune or not. I like art, music, reading and dancing (by myself, in my room) oh and youtube. Will I ever fall in love? When? Am I gonna succeed? Will my family ever stop being douchebags? How can I help people? I used to want to be a counsellor, or a psychologist, but I'm awkward and weak and easily manipulated, also a lot of people are assholes so I don't think I could do it now.

I love my dear friend, who has a shitty partner. I do everything they should do (i.e. cooking, cleaning, etc. when i visit friend). I'll never be seen as a romantic interest. Or will I? What does fate have in store for me?

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>>39418971
hope is the only thing there is always
its the last thing on the box
the pandora box
hope
hope
but you seem to be at 0
in order for you to get a gf you need to realize first that you are not at 0
then add numbers and numbers
and see
nothing else till then?
or reroll
she is a normal woman, cynical

>>39418986
yup yop yep
but well
very well!
well

>>39419001
no, but maybe that girl yes

>>39419012
if you want one

>>39419014
not entirely
its not easy
also im not fateing there sorry im so tired

Am I ever gonna a lab internship?
Will I make friends this semester?

>>39417889
am i going to live on my own though, what profession will i do

Was it my fate to come to this thread late so that I wouldn't get an answer?

>>39417889
Fate, should I message him or hope that someday he will message me? Or should I let the Ghost take over.

>>39419875
>no, but maybe that girl yes

Dos that mean nothing will happen but she hopes something will happen between me and her?

does love exist?
Is it just an ideal we chase but never find?
will it every get easier to be this lonely?

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>>39419119
Japan
She is not japanese.

>>39419212
)(

i
i did my best anon

>>39419239
yes

>>39419262
34 years if her life falls appart and she becomes an empty vessel of herself
2 years if you get a gf who is not her
lmao what

>>39419319
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEi dont know
its up to you anon but
the fact that you are thinking about it its good already

aaaaa i wouldnt be able to answer that lmao because
i fucking hate drugs so
HOLDING YOU BACK lmao
lmaodn3fn hate weed stupid weed

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FATEANON HERE
ILL
REPLU
SOME MORE AND GO TO SLEEP
SORRY SORRY PLEASE HIT ME
sorry i know i suck wthv

im sleepy
third eye all
red
lmao

>>39417889
your full of shit. Your despicable.

>>39419986
Please tell me already I've asked 3 times but no answer

>>39419986
I LOVE YOU FATEANON
MARRY ME!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I PROMISE

IT'S FATE!

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>>39419341
no i think im alive but i could be wrong

>>39419368
70% yes!
and if you dont you still have some good paths ahead so
try it with all your might!

>>39419408
i dont like police either because most i know are so corrupt or useless but if anonononono doesnt want to be corrupt or useless then he is okay like
i dont think a society without police force or something similar would work?
but idk, im dumb anyways

>>39419467
sorry, move on anon
im being blunt but
its what i feel

>>39419596
love you too anon
embrace me
embrace FATE
clueless is the right path right now
maybe not right now, but in the next 8 years or even before a girl will love you a lot
not realizing is the correct path
well at first
you have competence there lmao
besides that ignore than and stick to any other fate if you wanwanwanwant

>>39417889
Hello. Hope you having a good night?
Here's my question:
How will I meet the friends I've always dreamt of?
Maybe the question should be if I'll ever meet the friends I've always dreamt of...

>>39419619
Thanks.
I've just turned 22.

>>39419791
thanks dude hail satan. im very handsome.

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>>39419791
>RELAX RIGHT NOW OR EVERYONE WILL DIE ANON relax.
Okay.
I don't know if you understand the significance of the first half of my reading, but you're magic. I just wish it were easier to trust myself.

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In the OP you said that fate is runny today. What did you mean by this? Does fate have different kind of "moods"?

>>39419675
pls answer fate anon :-(

>>39417889
Where and when will I meet my soulmate?

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>>39419609
you will marry a hot milf
not even mefatemeing

not marry actually
youknow
the drillu

>>39419633
ANOTHER GOOD QUESTION
but
no one deserves anything for fate
it just takes and takes and gives and gives
so
no you wont
you might meet better though

>>39419648
yeah i know it sounded contradictory lmao but i mean
whatever you plan or do for your future is for your life
whatever decides your views and tranquility with the world around you is for your soul
you can have a perfect soul and be broke af

>>39419675
oh surely yes!
but
if you fucked up already somewhere, move on from that place
if you cant
get a new place too and endure!
go for
it
yes!

zzzzzzzzzz


>>39419677
LET ME BRING
MY WAITRESS OUTFIT
AND MY MUSTACHE
WHY THE FUCK NOT
anyways eeeeeh
normal gf
i rate her 7/10
8 in good days
with busy you mean slut? thats so
but no, you wont settle down
you will only settle middle
and wont settle up either
you will always see eye to eye
face to face
at the same level

aahdu sorry

>>39419681
what
yes

...

what

>>39420114
>yeah i know it sounded contradictory lmao but i mean
>whatever you plan or do for your future is for your life
>whatever decides your views and tranquility with the world around you is for your soul
>you can have a perfect soul and be broke af
now i se, thank you a lot, fate, until the next time

Heya. Did I mess up ghosting my old beat friend? It felt completely toxic and unhealthy but it's been weighing hard on me lately. He was the last friend I had and now I'm scared I'll be alone forever.

>>39420106
pls help fateanon

>>39420114
>>39419945
i can suckle your filthy toe if you answer these questions fateanon
pls be cute

>>39419164
>>39420114
Die by what you hack of a faggot? And when?

>>39420114
hmmm, I've never settled up before...

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what the fuck do i do anymore i've just recently lost my will to go on, the person i loved left me and they were my only driving force in life.

Nice to finally meet you Fate. I've been feeling apathetic lately and I wish to know if this procrastination is really the best thing for me. Also I've been feeling like maybe it is time to find a girl, I haven't been in a serious relationship since 7th grade as you know but the feelings you've been sending be as of late have got me wondering. Thanks for your wisdom.

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Am I destined to marry a robot wife in the future or will I have killed myself by then?

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>>39419715
yes!
but it will go like shit so
wait a bit okay?

>>39419845
>dancing
fucking cute
anyways
you need to grow strong
for what i read there your family is a ghost hanging in your back
ooh more ghosts
anyways i wasnt fate it
i honestly see quite a few fateoptions for you but the thing is i think that they will go like ruin because something in you needs a little
hook
hammer
hammer SMASHU
but maybe im being a bitch and just go for it!
one girl works in a call center
another goes to a singing club
another should wear an eyepatch
you will never fall in love
but you will love or pretend to to yourself well enough

>>39419873
what anon dont
no wait maybe im reading that wrong
im so tired
but it sounds muda muda muda muda
id escape from there and wait years and wait for something completely new
but maybe to do that you need to break your heart
confront your friend

>>39419922
ye
no
but contact everyone anyways cause that leads to friends in later semesters

>>39419945
HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT ANON
HOW
WOULD
I
KNOW
THAoh wait.

>>39420230
>KNOW
>THAoh wait.
Th-thanks sweetheart, brb necking self

>>39420230
hi fateanon, just wanted to ask if i'll ever find a soulmate

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OKAY LAST READ AND ILL GO TO SLEEP
PROBS

>>39420252
no sorry i mean i dont know your tastes so
what profession do you WANT to do?
that gives you moni money lmao
thats it
i cant answer that

>>39420230
What do you mean by hook and hammer? I like you anon, you're very direct and honestly everything you said does sound like something that could happen. Except the love part :( I'm bound to fall in love at least once, even if it's not real love, I tend to fall in love very easily anyway so I think I will fall "in love " a couple milliion more times before the real one comes along. Or maybe you're right and my personality will always drive people away. How do I be less anxious, and get a better self esteem? Why am I so lazy? Will I ever get into film or art animation?

>>39417889
Might as well post. Whaddaya got for me?

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Will it last forever, I hope so

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>>39419951
YES IT WAS
BUT I DEFIED IT
ERASED IT
DELETED IT
YOUR FUTURE LOVE WILL BE PREGNANT
HER NAME HAS AN "A"
SHE IS SO NORMAL
she was abused as a kid but thats mostly solved
t s un?

>>39419952
message him
be constant
prepare for heartbreak
also if after 4 days of being constant he still seems dinstant drop him harder than LAVA

>>39419967
lmao love
yes love exists
oh you mean ideal love?
ideal love in this world is constructed with a lot of time like wine
true love at first sight does exist, but curiously tends to be fruitless
why so idk
im dumb dumb i said

you will not be lonely
other people will lend you their company
at least for a while
yeaaaudh i mean love too
sorta

>>39420003
NO i went to the bathroom a good while ago lmao
wait that was disgusting

>>39420017
4 is death.

>>39420038
OKAY
ARE YOU MY FATED ONE

>>39420061
you will not, sadly
but you will have good friends
i dont know the how actually because it seems kinda random but
the advice is: have presence.

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OKAY IM GOING TO SLEEP
maybe ill lurk here a short while if i see some urgent question
to anyone i didnt fate
you are allowed to virtually kick me in the butt
sorry
WAIT I DID SAID it was s hort thread
if its up tomorrow ill continue
FATES
SUCK TITS
LOVE YOU ALL

im actually fond of you all and i hope to help

pd: have more lewd hato

>>39420426
I love you and I want to know if she loves me too

>>39420426
NO GIVE ME MY FATE BEFORE YOU GO YOU FUCK

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>>39420426

Thanks for not answering mine.

oreg

>>39420426
Rest well fateanon, thanks for the read as always~
-your friend, impatient artanon

>>39417889
Will I ever fix things?

Or do we need to go our separate ways so I can fix myself?

>>39420454
Not him but i hope your future is bright anon

>>39420426
Thank you for the reading, fate anon. I'll consider your words carefully.

>>39417889
Cmon, what fate will be given to shit like me?

>>39417889
FUCK. I'm late. If you're still here, tell me something about myself. I've been hearing very good things about my future.

>>39420426
I've never been in these threads. They've always seemed interesting, because you have someone claiming to be clairvoyant. Also, everyone in the thread clings to the tellings as though they were gospel. If this comes across as rude in anyway, I apologize. I'm just skeptical.

>>39420914
Not op, but I'll give it a whack. You are shorter than 6 feet, but taller than 5 foot five, you have a little bit of chub but you're not fat. You enjoy masturbating, reading, and shitposting, but you're a fair and even person who doesn't like to give people hard times. You will end up working something very important, but first you will do a boring office job that you think is your destiny, and will be totally set up for but halfway through is when you realise you took the wrong path and are destined for more. You're very creative but you struggle to get started on things, you will meet a girl, she will fuck you over and you will learn very much from it before meeting the person you're actually meant to be with (it will surprise you)

>>39420998
This is how I'd describe myself.
>6'
>near skeletal
>only masturbate at most two times a week
>enjoy masturbating more than sex
>don't read much, but I do like a good book

The rest is the future so I don't know. As for the description, you got a few points pretty close to reality. Thanks for the fortune anon. Good luck with your endeavors.

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Will I ever compete in the Dakar rally? Will I ever get a chance to compete in it when they actually do it in Africa?

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SHIT, I'M LATE BUT I WANNA KNOW SOMETHING.

I invited a girl out for next weekend, we're seeing a movie/having dinner, how will my date go?, i'm really nervous.
Pd. I've been talking to this girl for almost a year and a half.

>>39421132
Your date will go swell, you won't get lucky but you'll have an awesome time and a real connection and you'll let your guard down and show her your goofy, fun loving side. your guys' personalities will mesh really well and even if you don't end up dating this girl, you guys will be lifelong friends
>>39421114
You will and it will be lit. It will be on accident, but you'll have the time of your life and even end up in the news. Make sure you're ready and pack lots of water, also don't trust the sexy African girl who invites you up to her hotel room, she just wants to rob you because she thinks all Westerners are rich.

>>39421173
The funny thing is: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LAST GIRL I TRIED TO DATE, am i cursed or something?.

Thanks for the reading btw.

>>39421234
You're a really good friend, and girls find you easy to get along with for some reason. You make people comfortable to be around even if oyu yourself are not comfortable and probably very anxious, you have a trait that people like that makes them want to keep you around. This will happen to you lots, the way you fall in love will be like a romantic comedy and will be completely on accident, you guys will probably butt heads at first and disagree on everything and have a few tussles and a few wobbly woobles. Just keep working on yourself and becoming the sort of person you'd date, you have a lot to offer and will teach these many platonic girls a lot about love.

>>39421234
I suggest you go to dinner cause you don't really get to know the person in the movies cause you have to keep quiet and all that

>>39421312
WOW YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS.
Thanks i've had this urge to better myself lately, so that's what i'll do.
One last thing out of curiosity, can you describe me physically or the type of person i am?, I'm just really surprised and had to give it a try.

>>39421358
Thanks for the advice man, she told me she wanted to see that movie so i took the opportunity and invited her out, so the movie is a must i guess.

>>39421498
Oh yea if she says so then do it

>>39421498
I'm surprised myself. Ummm you're tall, you used to want to do sports but never tried at it, so that dream died. You're in your early twenties, brown hair, average face, you are funny when you're drunk, you wear glasses, you are a clean person, you get bored very easily when all the work is done but you aren't a party animal or a wild person, you're the type of person your parents aren't necessarily proud of but aren't disappointed in either. You have siblings you aren't very close to but you would die for them if it came down to it. You have a dog. You are currently paying off your car, but will end up selling it because you want an upgrade.

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>>39417889
Am I even slightly destined to achieve great things? To bring change?

>>39417889
Who is my love?

>>39421595
You will fall for a woman who is exactly like your mom, which is weird considering you hate your mom. She will keep you in line, she's too good for you and you will take her for granted but that's just part of the learning experience. you both need each other
>>39421563
You are, but you must first get off your lazy butt and do it. You'll change someone's life inadvertantly and will go on to inspire many. Keep your head up and your nose clean and let the good times roll

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>>39421625
I'll keep on walking then, holding my head up high unapologetically.
Thank you.

>>39421625
Hey anon, can you help me too? Much appreciated.

>>39421654
Give me a baseline to go off of, how was life in elementary school, did you have many friends? Do you have many regrets? What is your favourite season and have you ever been in love, what instruments do you play, and what's your favourite children's movie?
>>39421648
you will fall sometime in the next month, not majorly but you'll feel a little bit embarrased. You should eat more fruit, and hug someone. It will cleanse both of your souls. Do you ever cry, anon?

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>>39421555
Damn
I'm 6'2", 20yo, black hair, average looking, asian roots, glasses, i don't have a car, played football for 2 seasons in highschool but training was really boring and exhausting so i left, you were right on the clean person, fun drunk, bored easily, siblings, parents and party animal things.
Nice, really interesting stuff, you have talent for this anon.

I'm so socially and emotionally stunted that I can't picture myself ever being in a relationship, let alone a healthy one.
I estimate my odds of dying alone to be around 80%. Tell me my fate pls

What's my future gf like?
do I even have a future gf?

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>>39421670
I cry pretty often, it only takes a beautiful song or a touching story for me.
And I actually eat plenty of fruit, I'm rather in love with fruit over any other kind of food, and, I am pretty good in the hug department of life.
Since I am about to experience a really awkward comeback to school after 4 or so years after having quit this very course... Yeah, I can see myself being flustered as fuck, when I left this school the last time I was in a very confused personal state.

Tell me, is there any way to cope with that? I wanna go and do my shit and get my life started. I want to be able to efficiently deal with those emotions.

But maybe, you know, maybe I am not supposed to be trying for school Fateanon, what do you see? Should I keep trying this path, would I be better off staying at home and doing it all from here?

>>39417889
Don't know if you are still here, but tell me my fate.

>>39417889
Same with me
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39421670
>how was life in elementary school
Like mostly OK but with bitter offtaste of being somewhat abnormal and autistic.
>did you have many friends?
Hell no. I was a bit a clown-guy though, but still unfunny despite trying. Had to befriend losers and autists.
>Do you have many regrets?
No, not really, although I had moments that I cringe sometimes now. My biggest regreat is probably being born at all.
What is your favourite season and have >you ever been in love
Autumn. And yeah, I've had some fee-fees towards... a fucking actresses from sci-fi movies, actually 2 of them.
Also I had a shortlasting crush on classmate and I've even managed her to hug me.
Jesus, I'm writing this and I'm almost crying, despite being now more or less socially adept guy. Still manage to spill the pasta sometimes.
>what instruments do you play
Lol, I dont play music at all and never did. Like most of r9k I guess.
>and what's your favourite children's movie?
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hope thats enough of autism for you.

>>39421685
Oh, you! I feel so good about myself now <:
>>39421722
Bossy, dry wit, intelligent, loyal, good at cooking, girly but in a natural way, she's not one of those phoney "selfies and margaritas and twerking" girls who just wanna normie it up and piss away their twenties. She gets with you because of your dubs
>>39421742
You must eat more fruit! You won't stop eating fruit until you yourself become the fruit, you will be one with the fruit, you and the fruit are the same thing. Your veins will flow with juicy goodness. What about your greens, or do you take any other healthy precautions? You can never get enough, in my opinion
You're gonna have an epiphany, of sorts, sometime soon. You'll actually have like 12 and they'll be like "I was wasting my life" and even though most people have that at your age, they will be very meaningful and personal for you. You'll fuck up once or twice and it will get unbearable at one point, but you just gotta keep on truckin. Definitely stay in school, you might switch majors though, you're a very indecisive person and aren't 100% on who or what you are. I suggest volunteering, and writing in a diary. In the long run, though, you'll be grateful you didn't drop out and you'll realise it's actually gonna be a lot easier than you're hyping it up to not-be. What else are yougonna do with those few years?

>>39421827
You will die from slipping on a tomato. Your dog was a wolf in his past life, and you have short stubby hands. Don't ever smoke, it won't do you any good. But maybe you already started, even though you know better, typical you! You are musically gifted, right? You should be. When are you gonna get that haircut?
>>39421701
Yeah....I have good news and bad news. You will meet your love of your life, but you guys don't grow old together, you get divorced. You're not gonna have a lot of success in the dating department, but the good thing is, you will be one of those wise, funny, don't give a fuck old men who supply a lot to the world and give and take a lot, for the good of the future. You are gonna end up writing a few books, and you're meant to be an entertainer but you hold yourself back. Once in a while you need to lighten up. You're strict on yourself because boundaries make you feel in control, but if oyu go with the flow I promise you happy times. You will get in touch with nature at some point and live in a log cabin.

>>39422266
Can I have my fate too?

>>39421853
Are you a person who holds themselves back, and suppresses their true nature? Because you are very muddy to me, your future isn't clear, you're headed down the wrong path at the moment and oyu need to cut out whatever you're doing. You have to make whoever it is you look up to proud, they do believe in you but you don't believe in you. You should start jogging, and do protein shakes, you need to let go of the past and stop trying to be someone for the sake of other people. At some point, you're gonna realise you need to live for personal enjoyment and your own goals and not for someone else's standards, but you're gonna learn it at your own pace, by your own mistakes and misfortune. You're gonna have a lot of different jobs because each one will not feel totally right to you, all of them are, you're a jack of all trades. You need to call someone important to you, remind them that you still care. Your childhood peers are wondering about you and they wish you well.
The spirits are telling me that I need to write some of your replies in separate comments, idk why, I can't control them

>>39422322
You will be childish gambino's body double, you are super into autoasphyxiation but have a death phobia so you never fully get your rocks off. You like to dust? You don't 100% know why but it makes oyu feel good inside. You need to drink tea. You'll become a tea drinker and wear a cardigan and become someone you sort of hate, but it's meant for oyu and you make it work somehow. Some people wish they were you, but they never tell you it because for some reason they think you have a big ego even though you don't. You give off the air of being too sure of yourself but it's actually just anxiety and keeping your mouth shut because you don't wanna say something stupid, you're not stuck up. You're anemic and you like to wear perfume and dance in the rain. You will die from having a safe fall on you. It flies out of an airplane in a freak accident

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>>39422332
Yea shiz I thought you didn't know about the 1st reply and I put in another yet you put in both (Is my life a lie?) The 1st one hits hard cause its the most relatable though

I will read my own fortune:
you try too hard, you need to finally exercise like you keep saying you will, you're a hardworker but with a lazy outlook. You should donate all your money to charity and become a monk. Red, green and light blue are NOT your colours, me. Me will fuck up big time and hurt from it yet again but it's in my nature. Keep drinking green tea and don't let the haters get you down, dab on them.Captchas piss you off but so do a lot of things, you have high blood pressure. Gain some weight.

>>39422437
I gave you a second reading because of how muddy your future was, Both are partially true, you're a little bit two faced but you don't mean to be. You're caring deep down inside but something in your psyche keeps wanting to bring you down and make you focus on the wrong things. You need to get back in touch with the younger you, the kid you, the purist you. You're gonna struggle a lot but it's nothing you can't overcome, you're gonna think you need the person you fall in love with but all you need in this world is yourself, and your hobbies. You probably like jazz, or classic rock or something, you kinda have an old man/dad vibe to me, you should definitely get in the habit of wearing knit cardigans. Stay away from combovers

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>>39422201
I have already been having a ton of epiphanies lately, it's been very, VERY odd.
Oh trust me, I take all the dietary health precautions I need to take, I am sorta anemic and so on so I take iron supplements, a multivitamin, I also take biotin (vitamin B7).
I have already changed majors/directions in life quite a few times fateanon, but I will change again if I feel the desire to do so desu, even if people around me seem to be getting full of my shit.
>what else are you gonna do with those few years?
I don't know, but yeah, it's true.
But I really don't wanna have it too rough at school ffs. Gay ass planet earth.

>>39422149
Hey, will someone help me to know will I die alone or not?

>>39422492
Ok....it hurts

>>39422504
Wow I was very close for you, weird. Yeah it's definitely gonna be very tough, and it just is gonna get tougher desu. Not in the sense that the work gets harder, but it's gonna just be hard for you to go at all and have the motivation every day. You need to though, you can't give up, you're gonna seriously regret it I tell you. School is not the most important thing, though, it's not even gonna be major but for some reason you need to finish it to finish your course. Something is gonna happen, like something big and exciting. Somebody is gonna throw you a party. You will buy a fish, and you will love it with your full heart. You are addicted to bread, and you will help a lot of people in their time of need because you are kind and empathetic. It might get you in trouble once or twice because you become a bit of a doormat. You need to meditate. Do you read books, ever? You seem like you're meant to be a book lover

>>39417889
OP are you still here? Do I find love? If so, could you describe them?

>>39422558
You're gonna marry a lion, you furry! Stop tempting them, they're only gonna eat you silly. You were a plant in the past life, you have the personality of a plant, and you even smell sort of like one. You have been known to daze off for periods of times and wake up disoriented and confused. You like ramen noodles and you will always have good luck for seemingly no reason.You should elevate your feet, they're kinda swollen, you're gonna get body pain later in life. You should take preventative measures and always stay positive lest the bad thoughts get you. Stay away from tanning beds, a bulb is gonna explode and burn you and melt your skin, but as long as you never go in one it won't happen. You probably like candy.

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>>39422581
Yeah... Mustering the strength to up and go to class is something akin to fantasy to me. It just doesn't seem like a thing that should happen in "the real world". Thank you Fateanon, your telling me that it really is important that I finish it means a lot, I'll do my best to power through it, no matter what.
I don't read books that much because I find that most books are kind of the same story over and over, but I love a good book. In that sense I am more of a musical individual, I have a sorts of itch to sing and I just need to do it, otherwise I start building up a lot of frustration.
Thank you for giving me the strength and determination to keep at it.

>>39422266
>you get divorced. You're not gonna have a lot of success in the dating department
Why even try then? That's depressing

>>39422614
Your true love died in 9/11, she sacrificed herself so she could break the fall of the other jumpers, her heart was in the right place but her mind was cooked from 7000 degrees of pure raging flames. The good thing is, you actually have 4 true loves, one of them is platonic and super nice and they will make sure you are always on your feet, they're gonna be there at your death bed with you and there will be many instances where they pull you up out of your funk. You're lactose intolerant, and you are scared of ghosts. Your other true loves will be long term and equally as special as each other and you will gain a lot from both relationships. At one point, you were kind of racist, not in an evil and overt way, just subtly and in your own head, but you're over it now. You used to have rattail mullet in your past life, your name was Durk and you died at 12 in a quadding or atv accident.

>>39422656
How do you even give fates to other people? Specially online.

>>39422649
Well, they won't be serious, but trust me, you fuck a lot of bitches. You're gonna find your niche and women will love it, even if they're the type of women who love short, stocky bald men. You should be less negative and cut back on the sugar, and stop killing bugs. Watch more comedy.
>>39422639
You're definitely meant to do great things. You are your biggest critic, you probably worry other people are constantly judging you and criticising you silently and trying to hurt you, this is good though, you keep your guard up so people can't manipulate you, there will be a few intances you call people out on their shit and come out on top. You are meant to read a lot of books, begrudgingly, because otherwise you'll get alzheimers and it will scare the crap out of you what your chances are. You should try chamomile, it will help you sleep. You have the voice of 1000 angels on heroin with a pink floyd laser light show and fog machine and theatrics. Your voice conveys all that, you should post covers to youtube, people want to hear you. You are a very strong person, and you need to believe in yourself because at times it's gonna seem like no one is there for you, but that is just gonna encourage you further to prove them wrong and yourself wrong and at some point, your mind will switch and you're gonna be a super upbeat and positive person, because you've been through pain and don't wanna inflict that on anyone else.

>>39422656
But anon... I'm not lactose intolerant and I'm still kind of racist.
Can you say how long I will know my platonic love? Do I already know them?

>>39422685
I sense their vibe and try to get a feel from whatever is guiding me to say whatever it is that needs to be said. It's not exactly me saying it, I'm just a gateway for the forces to convey what they want to say. Everything I say is meant to guide each person on their own path that is meant for them, it's gonna somehow trigger their brain chemistry and imprint on their memory that they need to whip themselves up and be the best version of themselves they need to be. I drink a lot of ginseng and green tea and smoke a lot of weed, so my brain somehow evolved into being this floating entity that reads people's energies and not their words, or actions.
>tl;dr 420 aylmao I'm a gifted Native American who sees things in a broad and abstract way

>>39422724
Oh sorry, maybe the girl is lactose intolerant then, you just give up milk out of kindness for her. You're focusing too much on who she is, she either is or she isn't in your life currently, but it doesn't matter because it's platonic and you're gonna come to realise it, you can't exactly force it. Somehow you're gonna all of the sudden realise that person is very cool and wise and cool to just chill and do nothing with, you guys will just sit for hours lazing around, philosophising and picking each other's brains. You will probably do acid at some point.

>>39422747
Ok anon,but just to make sure am I really that old? Cause everything is so relatable is unbearable and you just saying that I have a old man/dad type of vibe hit me hard

I'm getting tired and my powers weaken, but this was interesting, teabeeaytch I didn't even know I was psychic. I wanna read more but I have work in the morning and it's 4 am. If we can revive this thread at a later date, I can help you guys again. Please get in touch with me and the spirits some time soon and we promise to get back to you and thanks for your consideration.

>>39422790
Thank you! (Though your explanation just makes me think of Mama Murphy from fallout)

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>>39422784
your spirit is old, you grow into your old manness, it's not a bad thing, it works out in your favour because it helps you focus on the little things in life and you settle down, and get an awesome dad sense of humour. You will at some point stop caring about your looks, and live for your offspring so you can provide and build a relationship with them. You're gonna be very mature and responsible and you're the "life lesson" sort of person in your marriage, not the love and coddle and smoochy smoochy parent. I can see you being in a kayak at some point. Go listen to "turn to stone" be Electric Light Orchestra

>>39417889
I really wish I was a girl. I just want to live a girl life and have a bf and be pretty and loved. Tell me anything OP.

>>39422839
The music is meh not really my type though thanks for the recommendation though

>>39422898
You were a girl in all of your past lives, it is comfortable and easy for you but this current life was meant to be neither comfortable nor easy. You have a soft, jack jones type of vibe, you know that song by Jack Jones, does anyone remember him? You are probably very gentle and shy and awwww you're so cute. You're a bit of a sissy, you're gonna get with a girl with a crossdressing fetish and even though it won't personally do anything for you, it turns you on to satisfy her and make her happy, and what is wearing a dress and a bit of lipstick in private compared to a life long of happiness and gratitude and sexual fulfillment? It's everything. You're a very pretty girl. You're gonna hit on a girl and it's gonna go successful for you.

Hey fate OP, I don't particularly want love.

Will I ever truly find somebody whom I love to spend my life with, or will I be condemned to a life of loneliness and petty, loveless flings?

When will the isolation end?

Describe her please, if you would.

>>39422951
Thank you anon. A bi gf would be nice as well/instead of a bf.

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hey fate
will i be able to live a decent life outside of this country with the one i love one day?
will he stay with me until then?

>>39422984
>9
That's good, you're a smart one, your head is screwed on right. When you decide to give up your worry is when you reap the benefits of life and the passing of time. It's the people who aren't planning to who often do fall in love, and you're setting the example for the rest of the anons on this board. You're a surefooted and somewhat confident person, not to that obnoxious and cocky sort of way, but you could describe yourself easily and all of your choices are logical and fair. You deliberate over decisions and tend to think back on events, and plan for the future and make up scenarios in your head of how things could go. You never stop thinking. You're gonna go far, without planning to, your bright spirit and will to survive will carry you there and there will be moments where your charm will inspire people to wanna help you. Your flame burns bright and you should buy yourself a fountain, and some healing crystals.

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OP, tell me my fate.

>>39423046
Of course, if you will it to happen. There's only so much so far that fate can bring you, there's fate and there are our efforts, and dreams and accidents and there's chance. You're a dreamer, you probably dream more than you are engaged in the real world. You just wanna be in love and cuddle and experience that closeness with someone, and you're meant to, your soul is the type that deserves love to the fullest degree. You're a bit vulnerable, and sad, and you are a worrywart. You often wonder towards the future instead of living in the moment. You tend to hold in your pee because you don't like interrupting your train of thought to get up and do something like that. You are a good planner but your head is in the clouds, and most of your plans are big and far fetched, but well intentioned. You like showers and think bugs are cute.

>>39417889
this is utterly moronic and doesn't make any sense

Fate, are these confusing feelings I've been having the real me or is it just a confused phase? I guess I'm wondering if I should embrace them or if I should continue to reject them. I would appreciate as many details as you can provide.

>>39423415
>)
I'm not Op, I'm the magic Red Injun. You're a fast person, you're like to go go go. Sometimes you're too fast and it's like, woah dude, calm down for a second, remember to breathe. You once accidentally walked to the next state because you had insomnia. You probably wish you could live off the land, and be 2 inches tall, and have a house made of moss and twigs and leaves and you'd habitate in the mulch. You would make a bed of hair and grass and you'd cook mushrooms, and leaves and berries in a stew pot and drink the sorrows of the village you protect and do magical spells, and talk to animals. You should always groom yourself. One day, you will run into someone on accident who is very attractive and you will have a good chance with them so you need to be prepared. You like donuts, and walks in the sunset and evening mid autumn when it's grey and nostalgic and crisp but not cold. You have a deep yearning to know more about the world and you like humanity even if it scares you sometimes.

Fate, will this academic year go well?

>>39417889
Roll me homie, my hips all bony I'm gettin sores an gettin lonely.

Fate. Will i ever muster enough confodence to do it ? If so do i succeed or fail because im destined to ?

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>fate
>rolls
for a second i thought this was a FGO thread
i should probably just kill myself

>>39423436
Awww come on man, it's just fun and games, and apparently I'm pretty on the nose with this, I could make a career out of this. Better than sylvia brown. You're a poor sport, a smarty pants, you like to ruin the fun and talk about facts and fix people's spelling because its important to you. You're very anal and you brush each one of your teeth individually 200 times. You probably like Nickelback.
>>39423461
They're the real you, but they won't be forever. You're gonna have to embrace them because you won't have a choice. You will come across like two thousand billion forks in the road, and you'll just get even more confused and lost and scared and weirded out. Then things will go normal and steady for a bit and that will weird you out even more. Something is gonna happen, you're gonna have a flashback to your childhood in a deja vu sort of way and it will make you happy. You should eat lots of cucumber, and make sure that a black cat doesn't cross your path. You're gonna give out candy on halloween. You should allow yourself breathing room, cut yourself a break, take a vacation in your mind and do something stress relieving. You have stars in your eyes and you dance on the moon beams reflections of a night meadow droplet of dew, after it rained

>>39417889
I hate you
org

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>>39423424
you're amazing.........thank you so much !
i'll work hard to make my big plans real
thank you so much for believing in me
and everything you said is true,except the part about the bugs..i like all sorts of animals though
you're awesome op and this thread is great !

>>39423536
Do you mean suicide? Or are you meaning in a positive sense? Because either way, whatever you do is by your own doing, your own choice and external set of forces drove you to that place. You were a rock in your past life, you lived by a castle and had seven little rock babies. I can see you eating candy canes, by a cozy fire, smiling at yourself, it's calm and snowy and bright outside and everything about this scene is just happy happy happy. You're gonna go bungee jumping one day.
I'm trying to sleep and people keep wanting their fortunes read, the spirits won't sleep.
>>39423531
you're a spoopy anorexic skeleton doot
>>39423498
Yes! You're gonna do pretty damn good, you're gonna surprise yourself, for some reason your memory will work better than normal, your brain will have the capability of processing tenfold, you will take your time and it will mull over and go over every detail and retain information like a computer. Your problem solving and analysing, and spatial awareness and reasoning skills will be amplified for some unknown reason, you will sweat a lot and it will be a good thing because oyu will be purging the pollutants and toxins of impure thoughts and the air and other people's vibes.

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>>39417889
Tell me fate where is my femdom gf I need her NOW please!!!

>>39423668
>female domination
No

>>39423668
She's a ghost she's currently sitting on your face bullying you for being a cute lil beta anon cuck, and not eating her ghostly presence out. Actually, she lives up north, you gotta go find her, she's either north or west. She has red hair and a cute laugh

*rumples thread's hairs and gives a peck on the cheek and puts a dollar in your hand* I gotta go now, guys, I'm gonna be so tired at work tomorrow/today, I was already late yesterday. I sacrificed a lot of hours for my precios lil bbs NOW FLY!!

>>39423577
>and fix people's spelling
funny thing that I don't. my language is being used by about 10 different countries yet my compatriots constantly bully each other for spelling, this pisses me off

>>39423577
So you're saying I should accept the feelings I'm having, but I shouldn't necessarily make any permanent life choices off of them?

Huh, that's weird. Normally things that remind me of my childhood make me sad because I was actually happy back then and not just pretending.

I see a black cat almost every other day, so that's going to be an issue for me.

I do need to cut myself a break and find some way to relieve my stress. I am way too hard on myself during all hours of the day. The only problem is actually finding something that works. Everything that used to work doesn't anymore.

I don't know what I'm supposed to be taking away from the last sentence.

>>39423484
>You're a fast person, you're like to go go go.
Whoa, i was listening Eurobeat as i was reading your answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>you will run into someone on accident who is very attractive and you will have a good chance with them so you need to be prepared.
So she wont be even attracted to me? Shit, my fate sucks.

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>>39423678
Yes

>>39423694
>Actually, she lives up north, you gotta go find her, she's either north or west. She has red hair and a cute laugh
Thanks anon
>tfw I'm currently moving south though
Red hair is good though red hair very cute

>>39417889
Fate, does it feel good when a man sticks his member inside you? Pls respond

So there's this cute boy I want to get with and things have been going pretty well so far. Do I have a chance?

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posty mcpostface

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Hit me with that fate if it's not too late.

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F/GO was a mistake.

BOMPY BOMP BOROMBOMBOM

1 free fate please

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IM BACK

>>39420097
YEs it does!
sometimes its in points where its extremely maleable
this is one of those times

>>39420113
in 3 years
near a church of sorts
but you will talk to her way later maybe

>>39420162
no it sounds like a pretty great decision anon
go through with it
let things be done

>>39420210
welp first of all im against the "x" is my only driving force in life because it creates these kind of situations
only driving force should be
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
so fall in love with yourself
wait thats retarded
keep on living for yourself
thats it
then the girl with black eyes black hair olive skin and a perfect forehead will appear

>>39420212
oh oh oh i get you
nice to meet you anonon
i think you should stay like you are for exactly 2 weeks more
then get to "work" (at least you should feel like you are doing something")
about the relationship
i think you should also relax and wait
i mean lmao i might be wrong but something about your post made me think that you are just slightly bored and lonely?
aaah i could be wrong

>>39425182
You posted the image so I asked this
>>39424014

>>39420391
>>39420114
Hmmm, you made one fatal mistake fateanon, you answered me twice!

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>>39420222
robot wife yeah but
you will end up not liking her

>>39420304
ye
hmm
for a while

>>39420342
i believe people who fall in love that much arent actually loving? i mean it would make love so cheap
well you know it for what i see
IT MEANS
REFORM

to get more self steem realize no one cares
ur lazy cuz effort is boring
yes

>>39420354
I GOT SOME EXTRA SPICY FATE FOR YOU
AND YES
SHE IS MEXICAN
A TOTAL CUTIE THOUGH
like that little girl from the wolverine movie but all grown up

>>39420371
hahahahahahahahaha lmao lmao forever lmao

>>39420443
sure
i mean
who is she

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>>39425262
oh oh but i answer no twice a lot of anons
do you think i can recognize posts lmao

wait sometimes i can but because i sorta remember what kind of issues they were having
but im not really magical
there is no magic

pd: you got a free fate reroll

>>39425226
in my very short experience
yes it feels good
thats the kinda thing i can write mostly with no shame but not say in rl
fhhrjhlkhlk


>>39420454
GIVE ME A BREAK I WAS TIRED ANON
SORRY SORRY SORRY

>>39420464
so dear

>>39420493
only if you are short
if you are tall you need to go your separate way whatever is the end result
you might not like it
but will be the best

>>39420646
FINALLY
ENTPABLO
entpablo
oh pablo lmao
you will have NO GF for a GOOD WHILE but you might have a lot of SEXUAL TENSION with some cutie who IS NOT FROM YOUR COUNTRY and she is a BLONDE? I think she is brazilian.
Cant see anything beyond that lmao, reroll maybe.

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>>39420968
ah i dont think its like that, most anons just enjoy the idea of love
who doesnt
its okay to be skeptical
if you arent skeptical then its probably not gonna work unless you are insane or something? i think i guess i so so

>>39421173
woah

>>39421555
WOAH

>>39421625
WOHOHOHOAH
read me anon lmao
...

No really please read me.

thanks for saving my t hr e a du magical person guy

>>39417889
please tell me
I want to know

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>>39423000
you got trips
GOOD SIGNAL
but they are zero
OH NO
joking its still a great signal
but it probably means you have to start from now
not anyone you know from before
the isolation will probably nd in 3 years or so
gets reading its advanced fatemancy
i think she looks like chifuru
idk who is chifuru but thats what it says

might be some anime idk

>>39423568
LANCER BEST LANCER BEST

>>39423598
sorry

>>39424306
well for what you say totally but im not fatefating here

>>39424463
is this a bump or a fate request
sorry i just woke up im still eeee and my breath probably stinks

>>39424475
your girl lives in germany
in a place that sounds like hangover
lmao what
no really what the fuck was that
she has dark hair and fair skin
she is slightly boyish

>>39424486
is it

>>39425118
you will only attain things if you pay that which you dont need for them
your future wife is slender, slightly tall, brown hair brown eyes, probably a witch

definitively a witch
dont burn her

wait its that a

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>>39425601
You skipped me!!!

>>39423785
>>39423668

But I got a reply from the other anon who seemed maybe accurate too so don't mess this up, I want my redhead dom gf!
Heh

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>>39425601
>definitively a witch
>dont burn her
>wait its that a
what?

There's irregular number of people and i'm the only one without girl.

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>tfw Fate anon ignores you

Who will I end up with, fate anon?

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>>39425645
i dont want to reroll that mysticanon fates, they seem pretty thought and coooll

>>39425679
no there are many without gurl gorl
your gurlgorl is an alien
i mean i think she is an illegal inmigrant
i dont think she is mexican though
she wears sleveless tshirts and trousers
she likes bad rock

>>39426236
WHAT WHEN WHO
which was your post anonon
sorry

>>39426518
with Marta
idk anything else about her
she is NOT fat
anymore

>>39425523
wait it totally skipped you
you get an agressive shark girl
will rape you
totally will happen
will hurt
totally
to meet her go to the beach
in australia...?

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>>39417889
Fate anon grant me some insight into my fate please.

>>39426733
>which was your post anonon
I was "I want a dom gf" but you said you won't reroll his fates so it's fine

"fateanon, r u a qt grill?"

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>>39426768
fragile girl
perpetually ill
but strong
has a brother
lives in canada?
i think so

>>39427036
no 6/10

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Can you give me a clue about my future partner if I ever get one, please?

I miss reminding a girl of a bad pun

Let me get a fresh gf fate, Anon.

I'm here for some reason and I want to acknowledge what the future deserves to me and my existence

>>39425371
But having 2 different fates interpreted doesn't change anything?

>>39427465
>>39427468
>>39427483
Cmon fateanon answer this anons inquiries

>>39428249
These**
Sorry not native speaker

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>>39428249
yooo, i was having luncho boxo
anyways lets see

>>39427465
she has ash blonde hair and its a very practical person
she will always wonder if she loves you
she does
she also apparently dies
maybe right now dunno

>>39427468
its a real punishment
ehehehe
get it
anon did you get it
anon
anon
anon di-
your girl works as a manager from burguer king
is your girl my best friend or what
she has short hair
looks kinda like uuuuh
that one girl from that anime
i forgot

>>39427483
YOU GET A CUTIE
A VERY CUTIE
WITH thicc eyebrows and a ???? expression
ALSO I THINK SHE IS CRAZY
totally fucked up
no really
piss fetichist too, sorry for that
reroll?

>>39427569
the future you are currently in leads to a crystal life
that means
a life you appreciate and doesnt change, where every day its a reflection of another
i can see some kind of wife but its all very strange so im not sure, same with the daughters
so idk, wont tell

>>39428079
well, the last one should count i guess

>>39417889
Where am I on August 31, 2018?

Has my love fate changed? Is it still the same person(s)? Do we ever meet?

>>39417889
hi fateanon.
was it worth it spending $400 on clothes this week? will i ever find love?

When will I finally meet her?

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>>39428410
oh! you're still here!

i was going to post last night but you seemed busy and i thought you would have stopped by now. i can't believe you're still going, you're seriously way too nice.

anyway if you don't mind, could i have a reading please?

also just a random question, what color is your hair?

thanks!

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Hi fate anon, I got a reading from you in the last thread a while back. I met a girl and she kinda fits the description. Thanks for all your good threads btw.

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Alright, I shall give it a try.
Tell me my fate.

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>>39429022
wherever you are

>>39429246
yes if they are nice clothes totally, i also spend a lot on clothes
you will find love or something akin to it indeed
with your
clothes
or so?

>>39429278
in exactly 12 years 6 months 2 days and 1 hour and 52 minutes lmao

>>39429440
SO MANY TABS
well fate is why im alive so i must fate a lot
you are nice-er-er

okay let me see
your girl is from italia
her name might be carla or something like that
getting names is weird though so dont count in that
she likes plants and kids
it wont work now
and it wont work later (but still will work better?)

my hair is brown, why why

>>39429514
NICE
im glad then
hope it all goes well for you anon
if not
i can always read again

>>39429601
god has forsaken you anon
in the endless road you stand alone and quiet
yet you are unbreakable if you so wish to
in order to love, you must first feel
in order to feel, you must first mature to the utmost you
then, a girl with slightly wavy black hair and a kind smile will reach out for you

>>39429923
>in exactly 12 years 6 months 2 days and 1 hour and 52 minutes lmao
>February 2 2030
Aww jeez.

Hi fate, what is the chance after all the bullshit that happened we'll come to fall in love again and I'll be fulfilled in life?

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>>39417889
>>39429923
One fate, please.

>>39425601
>hangover
Hannover?

>>39429923
>wherever you are
So I'm still in the same position?

>>39417889
reminder the one who makes these is a bpd used up roastie

>>39430248
She's good at fates, though.

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Will I ever be lucky enough to find the mommy gf I so long for? Or maybe a borderline-autistic shut-in?

Will I ever find the motivation to actually begin the career I've always wanted - I want to teach, believe it or not - or will I continue to wallow in self-loathing and be a giant waste of space?

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>>39429995
fall in love like
you falling in love with someone?
surely
sadly love nowadays feels more like a deal than lovey love but
i believe you totally can

life fullfillment its always temporal tho
but unfullfillment its permanent
so you need ununfullfillment
wait what the fuck did i just said sorry

your girl is fun and wants to be a mother
she likes summer
cant see much more
i see a kid but thats weird

>>39430041
IT SHALL BE GIVEN
BROWN LITTLE GIRL
SO CUTE
SO HOT
wait for her dont be a pedo
TOTAL DOM

>>39430113
oh shit yeah it could be

>>39430248
whats bpd
what does roastie mean
i never quite got it
its okay, online hate means nothing i guess
sorry if i bother you a lot

>>39430374
the chances are really slim like
7 percent slim autistic and 13 percent slim mommy gf
you can always try tho, say fuck to me say fuck to fate prepare to suffer GO
teaching sounds nice
i thought about it too, i like kids
i think you will
you should do it anon

roll if ur here

please respond to this post, fateanon
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>>39430504
Hey fate, I'm starting uni in two weeks. Will i find love there ?

>>39417889
stop this bullshit. There is no such thing as phychic powers, karma or other super natural nonsense. Our fate/destiny lays in our own hands and nobody else can decide that for us. Don't delude yourselves into thinking you deserve this or that. Your not cursed and your not blessed. Make a move of your own will and stop relying on other people to decide for you.

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>>39431598
I bet you're really fun and people always invite you to hang out or parties.

give me something to audition for a play with. i have 1 hour to think of something that isn't "2070 Paradigm Shift"

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>>39430617
IM HERE SHONEN
you get a dirty girl
wears a low ponytail
lives in tropical place
she is angry now because she has a zit
so human woa

>>39430631
oh shit sorry
it most likely could have been modified
but stick to it if you liked it and it seemed plausible!
i only got "airport" in your read

>>39430647
hm
sort of
you will find someone for sure, but i cant say much more
it might not be what you expect right now

>>39431598
agree except for the our hands thing
i dont think we are that mighty and powerful anon
also its fun
dont you want a reading
even if it means nothing for you, you might see coincidences
or not, its might fail
WHO KNOWS
you know.

>>39431725
WHAT IS LIFE?
A FRENZY
WHAT IS LIFE?
AN ILLUSION
A SHADOW, A FICTION
AND THE GREATEST GOOD IS A SMALL THING
IF LIFE ITSELF IS BUT A DREAM
AND DREAMS, DREAMS ARE.

Whoa, we're still doing this
Hey fateanon how do things go with this guy I'm talking to

>>39431893
ive already got my girl tho and shes nothing like you said...

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I want a kind, caring, chubby-but-not-altogether-fat NEET girlfriend!

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>>39417889
Hello again Fate, thanks for coming back.

Can you see if it's worth me staying in my current job?

Will I finally get out of this mental and emotional rut and try to improve myself?

Will I find a lasting happiness/reason to live anytime soon?

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>>39425182
>then the girl with black eyes black hair olive skin and a perfect forehead will appear
>and a perfect forehead

That's my fetish

Thank you Fateanon.

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>>39431912
it NEVER ends
it will also probably end once im 25 and im too old for this
so, NEVER EVER
so, in a short while
i see everything as a ok in the next 5 years even, nothing relevant to say or maybe my brain is not working
but it seems neat really
go fo

>>39431934
I MUST ACCOUNT FOR SOME HUMAN MISGGGGG
wait for it anon

>>39432995
you CAN have one
but you have to look for it and be a prick
and honestly she is not that kind or caring but ok
in any case if you want a chub gf just look for the girl who posts her cleavage on instagram
i know iknow i know sounds awful but
she is the one
the geek one
no she actually is not a slut at all

>>39434032
heyoo
yes you should try staying in your job but only for at least half a year more
thats what i see but you are free anonon, you can do whatever you want

>Will i improve myself?

Lmao imagine if i could answer no to that. I mean anon just imagine it.
Yes you fucking can, so you doing it only depends on your will.

As for the last one
not soon
but you will.

>>39434119
we
we welcome
yo welcommme

Bi ba ba badum bum ba ba badum bum I'm a scatman!

>>39417889
You read me yesterday fateanon, but sorry i am sad today and i need another one, do i really have to wait so much for my girl? Or will i have any other relationship in the meantime, i'm desperate and really need somebody to support me right now, my college life sucks and i wanna graduate but i still have 2 years left and i hate it, it feels so dark, i want this phase to be over , will it change? Will i at least make any new irl friends soon?