/britfeel/

newfag here can somebody explain this meme(?) to me?

fell asleep and missed 4 threads wew

hungry as fuck haven't eaten in 24 hours but dads still awake and in the kitchen, hurry up and go to sleep reeee

90% Sure I know the answer to this but im pissed so ill ask anyways. theres this shy girl who just came in my workplace, i've talked to her a few times and she seems pretty nice, asked her what she studies etc. turns out she studies politics and is pretty interested in it, pretty much all she said about it. Anyway would it be a bad idea to try and strike up a conversation about politics with her or nah.

ah yes the thing that was awkward is she is a Romanian immigrant so i doubt shes very right leaning. I can moderate my political stances for light talk but is this just a generally bad thing to talk about even if she studies it

Are the mods trying to get us again?? Threads don't die like that at 530 posts

>>39417334
Are you british?

>>39417349
nah, im german

>>39417343
Why are you afraid of your dad? I was afraid when my housemates were in the kitchen but not my parents

>>39417358
Then you can piss off Hans

http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/university-subjects-thatll-land-you-10617531

>open university economics second highest paying degree a year after graduation

I don't understand, don't you just sit at home with the Open University how is it not a complete meme?

>>39417345
Politics is a very bad idea for small talk lad. That's not how you initiate conversation with a gril

Eastern euros are suaully more red pilled than most but if she's a uni student then you never know.

>>39417433
It's late and I'm a bit retarded but could that be because most people doing open uni already have jobs and are much older than other students? A lot of the regular uni students end up unemployed straight after graduation or with a min wage job

>>39417447
Well fuck im out of ideas then, whats some good shit you can talk about and the conversation wont last 10 seconds

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>>39417505
I don't know, I'm a KHV who's never been on a date. I think if you ask her basic questions that'll work, ie what kind of music are you into, what shows do you watch, what are you doing on the weekend etc. Women love to talk about themselves so just ask questions and it should flow naturally. Or talk about your work

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Did the supernoodle karen poster ever find out what his neighbour is up to in the shed at this time?

Heres a karen that always gives me a chuckle t b h

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>>39417550
>Tfw ill try and ask her about music and shows n girl shit
>Tfw ill probably stutter, fuck it up and look like a mong

Cant talk fluently unless it's something i already know about

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>>39417600
>tfw I get over excited when talking about books or music I'm into
>start speaking really quickly with a slight stammer
>face proceeds to go bright red
We've got a long way to go lad

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>>39417582

he's still at it

he wont be laughing when i lock him in it and throw it over a bridge onto the m62

good thing i don't sleep, i never sleep i am eternal

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>>39417319
surprise surprise 178

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>>39417641
iktf, the fucking stutterjew, anyone figured how to combat this menace yet

>>39417653

I think you should go to bed personally.

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>starting to stutter more
>starting to move my hands when I talk like the "ALIENS" meme guy

Why is this so? I thought I'd reached peak autism already.

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>>39417716
STOP---

>>39417716
I think hand gestures become more prevalent in people who can't speak as well, it's a way to be expressive without words maybe

How come your stutter is getting worse?

>>39417741
No idea. I used to be relatively coherent too. I've started forgetting what I want to say half way through saying it. And I'm getting worse at taking an abstract thought or feeling and putting it into words that make sense.

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>>39417653
>what if Karen poster's already gone and done it the madman
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-manchester-breaking-news-monday-13538671

lads why can't we all just post in one /britfeel/

>>39417794
Not a fan of all this fragmenting either dessy. Seems like it results in two shit threads instead of one hit and miss one.

>>39417794
whats going on ive been "off" for a while

>>39417366
idk why i get anxious about my housemates being in the kitchen. we get along fine. i always like to eat in my room as well.

>>39417817
loads of people have fucked off to /britishfeels/ on 4+4chan

>>39417366
Few reasons
>not my parents
well i'm sorry, we're not all perfect like you

Dont want him to know I'm awake at this weird time

He's not exactly a nice person, and he doesn't like me and he's really awkward

It's more that the kitchens small and we'd get in each others way, he's stayed up to fix and I like to have space while I cook and out my ear phones in

>>39417686
i face the stutterjew, the only way around it is to not think about it

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>>39417771
Ive got the exact same problem, I mean I used to cluster, bumble and use hand guestures a little when I went to school but now its just gone beyond autism levels that I didnt think were possible.
However ive definetly singled it down due to the lack of social interaction, without a doubt that has made me alot less confident and more on edge all the time, whereas before I could easily relax and let my guard down around people in regards to general interaction.

>>39417932
A significant amount of just the trips, also isnt cripplechan dead apart from their pol and other less than legal boards

>tfw you realise ebin and the other tripfags were what was keeping britfeel alive

haHAA it's not like i've just spent the past hour going through everyone in the Facebook group for my Uni accommodation and scanning through their profiles.....

so many fucking normies. Not sure how I'm gonna cope

>>39418136
going into my second year of uni september, any questions you wanna ask x

>>39418131

is this the end of /britfeel/? seems nightguard is pretty fucked at least

>>39418221
how was your first year? did you stay in halls? did you get on with your flatmates? do you have crippling social anxiety? if so, how did you cope?

>>39418131

i miss ebins drama and crumpets cuteposting and cronas long essay posts

>>39418230
my first year was alright but i made a lot of mistakes socially.

yeah i stayed in halls and i really enjoyed it. my flatmates were 3 grills and 1 beta lad. 1 of the grills was super hot which was great and the girls were nice to me because i was alpha compared to the cuck male. i'm living with them in a house next year. we aren't best friends but getting along with them was fine.

i have social anxiety that developed during university but it isn't completely crippling. mainly i find it hard to start and continue conversations. i coped with lots of drugs. mainly mdma when going out which led on to other problems, if you have social anxiety try and get it sorted before you go or you might end up like me relying on drugs

>>39418223
Ebin definitely helped with holding down the fort in the dark hours. Kinda miss having a familiar person here at night too.

>>39418284
did you go to Uni as a virgin?

>>39418337
no, i had a girlfriend through almost all of first year from back home

why cant I find the thread were ebin was doxxed

I'm riding a train through northern Washington state coming into Seattle. Travelling through small, closed American towns whilst the train blows it's horn is a comfy way to spend the night.
How's the uk looking this early morning? I'm missing it

>>39418595
Police investigation.

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>>39418595
You missed out lad but here, have a cheeky photo of Ebin

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>searching for people on my uni course

This girl on my fucking course. what the fucking fuck lads..

i was not expecting QTs to be doing fucking banking

>>39418758
She looks a bit off lad. Not sure what it is but it's definitely very uncanny valley territory. Maybe it's the glass dead eyes

>>39418758
Can't help but be a bit judgemental here but I reckon she'd be batshit in any sort of relationship. She just has that look about her. I think it's the lips, which look like they've had lip filler added. Girls with lip filler are usually insane in my opinion.

>>39418805
shes still a qt

Especially by british standards

>>39418758
mate it's uni... there are hot girls on every course

>>39418836

shes an 11/10 for british standards

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>>39418758
She looks like a poundland Emilia Clarke lad

>>39418862
Not in britain, lol

>>39418695
I thought his family didn't wash or clean and left shit everywhere? They dont look it

You cunts didn't even link the new thread in the old one, get your shit together.

>>39418913
That was 4 years ago and even the filthiest family can scrub up for a day or two.

>>39418929
Cause the thread didn't exist for like an hour, this place is dying.

>>39417682
Mate, you can't just skip numbers, what are you playing at. Last thread you were 175.

wouldn't say this thread is dying. It's pretty damn active for 5.30am I'd say.

Just suffered a lull before which would be natural if we've just had an exodus of a bunch of posters. I'll be keeping an eye on the poster count. I'm sure it will increase, as it always does, as new people find the thread over time.

>>39418938
Fuck me I thought it was 1am

>fairly certain I've found Ebins street
>nothing stopping me driving the 30 minutes, knocking on his neighbours and asking if Callum Riggs lives here

The Neighbours will point me to the right house.Think it'd be a bit of a mean thing to do though

>>39419069
He's already paranoid someone's going to show up. We should probably leave the lad alone. Shame, I'd like to meet him irl.

>>39418933
Yeah but living in filth effects your skin, I think ebin was just exaggerating

>>39419069
How did people find his last name?
Sucks he doesn't have facebook

>>39418964
it normally dies off around now it's between night lads falling asleep and wagies rising
i don't think the thread's dying still a load of posters think we had 80 odd last night

Does anybody have any experience with paranoia?

I think I've become a bit paranoid and it's negatively impacting upon my ability to keep friendships. I'm a little worried I'm nuts.

>>39419131
He does have facebook.

The only reason I'm still posting here is because I want to see that ebin stays safe. This doxxing has put me off the community altogether and I shall be migrating to reddit shortly.

>>39419190
I can't find it only his mums

>>39419223
He privated it iirc.

>>39419131
Yeah its /kyle.riggs, he deactivated shortly after it was revealed though which confirms it was him

>>39419248
>>39419231
what a normie, cant believe it

alri lads

I'm kyle riggs

I wonder why Ebin hates dogs. his family seems to own a lot

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What's up lads. It's me, Kyle.

>>39419476
>>39419502
What is even the point of these posts. Is this an alien attempting banter.

Kyle! Me and Augustine have told you stop posting on this horrid site!

>tripfags
>actively pisses off the majority of posters here
>posts a lot about his personal life

It was only a matter of time before he riled up the wrong mad cunt

>>39419531
Mum please, these people are my only friends.

>>39419547
He was the only entertaining thing about this sad thread. Look how shit it is now. Just a sole autist shouting into the void at 6am on a Thursday. What are we doing with our lives

>>39419585
/britfeel/ back in late 2014 throughout 2015 was infinitely better than what the shitfest the last year has been

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Well well well lads... it always comes back to the tism

going to do something devious today lads

>>39419686
How do people know Gillian is his mother?

>>39419787
she has pictures of ebin on her account

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where my NEW MALDEN LADS AT
SING HO
HOHO NEhO MA

Ebin, why is your family in the news over a UFO sighting

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I have been a NEET for years and my sleeping pattern has been a complete disaster, I would go to bed 5 hours later every night so I would work around the clock every week, falling asleep at 5am, then 12pm, then 5pm etc.

I want to try and fix this, but I find it really hard to go to sleep at a normal time, is this because of the way in which I have been sleeping and will I adapt and get used to falling asleep at the same time every night if I start doing it?

I'm trying to sort my self out basically, September shall be the month I'm hoping.

why do people complain about hangovers? i had a hangover this morning but after a big glass of water, ibuprofen and a nap i was fine.

See you later NEET's I'm off to pay for your bennies

>found Ebins street
>his parents business
>accolades of his brothers

Gotta give it to Ebin, his internet footprint is very low but his families definitely isn't. Also pretty sure I found out which of Ebins brother is the tranny

>>39420139
think you just need to push through one day and stay up for a really long time until you reach an appropriate time to sleep, and set an alarm so you dont sleep for like 12 hours

>>39420142
think it depends on what you drink, ive drank a bottle of whisky before and been fine, but another time mixed wine and sourz and wanted to die the next morning

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>get into car and close the door
>window falls down into the door
>hear it shatter
>mfw

>>39420363

fucking brexit

Lads, can any unifags tell me if I'm supposed to have a timetable or not yet. I move out to my flat in a week but I have no fucking clue when my first day of my course is

>>39420447
well i had to go up there before the course started to get my student card, like 2 weeks before or something
then i had an email or a letter, cant remember which, giving me the info about the induction day. all of the timetable for classes and stuff was on one of their sites for me to get whenever i wanted.

do you not have any of their emails to ask them?

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>>39420363
>in heavy, slow moving traffic in a busy city centre
>hit my horn cause somebody ran in front of me
>take my hand off the horn
>it doesnt stop blaring

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>>39420487
I had a look on the student portal and it says this. I have no idea what w/c means. September 18th also seems really late. I'll probably email them

>>39420551
Website / Campus?
Toilet?

Dunno lad, you're better off just emailing them. In my first year they were always happy to help with any problems we had.

>>39420551
week commencing.

bloody hell, you're gonna have to get a grip of this uni lingo fast otherwise you're gonna look like the ultimate fresher.

>>39420586
Yeah lad emailing them seems best
>>39420594
Kek now it makes sense. The first thing that came to mind was runescape woodcutting levels

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> got a toothache
It seems it is over for me.

>>39420551
Week commencing. University students always start late and get lots of weeks holiday. Prepare to spend thousands of pounds on a few hours a week in lectures. Try not to get angry when you calculate cost per hour, times that by the number of people on your course and wonder where all the money goes.

>>39420651
t. bitter person who didn't go to uni/didn't graduate.

>>39420668
He is not that wrong.

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wish i could have a drunk chat with a priest desu, they must have some mad stories to tell about the confession booth

also what alcohol should i pick up from the shops later, please keep in mind im not made of money

>>39420722
grey goose
oririririr

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>looking about craigslist for funny shit
>find this

lads...

26 and have never drank alcohol before, should I just not bother at this point? I mean its hardly good for you.

>>39420833
The feeling is similar as if you dont sleep a night. You can just try as an experiment, this is what I did.

>>39420833
well its worth giving it a try, having a few beers every so often wont do any harm just dont become an alky like me
if youve never drank before you might prefer cider though

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That's every edition, who the hell do you think we are lad?

>>39420932
Human rubble.

Proper stomach ache this morning lads, hope I don't have to do a really smelly shit at work later.

>>39421206
why are us brits so self deprecating

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fucking about with wojaks face again desu

Which trips left yesterday?

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>>39421334
couple of wojaks encounter a peculiar feel as they share a plate of spaghetti and meatballs

>>39421218
We know our place in the grand scheme of things. When you live on a small island filled with shit cunts and nothing but horrible weather you learn fast your scum

It should be illegal to ruin the levels of comfy that I had before getting up for work. Should have just pretended my legs stopped working or some shit so I didn't have to move. Didn't get hit by a bus on the way to work either so nothing is going my way today.

>>39421389
just pish yersel lad

>>39417334
It's. Not a meme it's a thread for British people

>>39417433
>>39417399
>>39417366
Kev is at it again

I have pain in pee pee

quiet in here this morning lads

>>39418300
>>39418131
What you on about you twats, last night was get the trips leaving is the best thing to happen to britfeel.
>>39418254
Fucking state of you lad, most likey one these fags.

Just got off the phone to a cute sounding girl who stuttered alot. Not gonna lie lads, got a bit of a chub

>>39421792
in what context was this lad? you at work?

>>39421800
Nah was calling up my student accomodation company

>>39421692
lets get the tunes going then lads, brighten the place up a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mudlXF3MA8Q

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>>39421692
you should see the spin off thread dead af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAOMIH7cgh0
>>39421900

>>39421930
>elo

my nigga
i prefer their song rock n roll is king though desu

>>39421935
Sounds shit 2bh, sounds like something marty mcfly would sing.

>>39421976
:_:

w-what about this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQvmCzILBfE

>>39421930
>>39421935
If you like Jeff Lyne you may like the work he did in his previous band The Move. Him and Roy Wood wrote some great tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8VZZ6HVb8

>>39421900
Had this stuck in my head all week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

>>39421997
Not bad what about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yuOw5k5_OM
>>39421999
desu lad i don't know much about elo or jeff lyne just like mr.blue sky
>>39422017
kek the /britishfeel/ theme

>>39422075
>kek the /britishfeel/ theme

>Can't even keep the thread alive over night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywCqaVygCVI

>>39422115

What were they expecting, who on earth hasn't had unprotected sex?

>>39422075
funky lad, pretty good
never really gave them a shot so i'll listen to some of their other stuff

>kek the /britishfeel/ theme
chuckled

>>39422102
and they can even keep a thread up over a day, their thread is still up from yesterday, only now has it reached over 500 posts

>>39422132
I think a lot of them thought on the pill = unprotected sex

No way that many of them have had that much unprotected sex and not got pregnant

>>39422132
i haven't even had sex lad

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Mark should have just sucked it up and accepted Sophie's dad's offer to stay with Sophie and take the cottage and the 45k job.

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Let go from my new job after two months lads, is it even possible for me to get a career going tbqh

>>39422175
not even worth it if you have to put up with fucking sophie all day every day

>>39422181
what job lad? and why did they let you go?

>>39420818
Sounds like a fucking pooinloo tbqh.

>>39422183
She probably would have sorted herself out. She was mostly fucked up because if being a single mother

>>39422194

Marketing for a small business, just wasn't "getting" their industry (don't wanna give anything away)

It was a good place to work I just wasn't a 'fit'

You anon, you right there!

Why don't you work out at home or go to the gym? I thought it was just normie lies when they say "It makes you feel better bro!" but it's actually true.

It's terrible when you first start out but once you get into a routine your mood will improve massively. I'm still a no-gf NEET but I feel much better than I did a couple of months ago.

>>39422208
even before that she was doing drugs and going out to clubs all the time, shes a better match for jez really

>>39422208
That is utter bullshit, she was always an insane bitch, Mark just never realised because he hadn't gotten to properly know her, the more time he spent with her the more he learned about how she really was.

>going to university tomorrow

wew lads. the last time I went was a fucking disaster, so bad that I dropped out due to complete social isolation, but thankfully I'm 22 now and I've changed a lot, fingers crossed

>>39422181
Gutting mate. Learn to code and get a proper robot job.

>>39422245

Idk if I'm smart enough to learn to code, I feel so retarded now failing two jobs in a row, not really good at anything

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>>39422231
>Why don't you work out at home or go to the gym?
I do work out at home. Can confirm feel better every time I see progress and when I realise the weights I'm lifting are starting to feel lighter.

>>39422261
If you are now unemployed you could just work on coding for a few hours everyday and soon you will be good at it through grinding.

HOLD ON
ITS NEVER ENOUGH
ITS NEVER ENOUGH UNTIL YOUR HEART STOPS BEATING
THE DEEPER YOU GET THE SWEETER THE PAIN
DONT GIVE UP THE GAME UNTIL YOUR HEART STOPS BEATING

>>39422283
>t. rich piana

>>39422242
Good on you lad, I hope you can put into practice what you've learned since last time. Rooting for you.

it's been a whole morning without mention of the trips. Well done lads.

ebin

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Mine own weed hast cometh

>>39422242
Got get 'em. I wish I went to uni at a later age. I could have handled the stress and social side of it so much better. In some ways this could be for the best.

>>39422230
>marketing

what does that actually involve lad?
like do you just need to find ways to get the word out there about the company?

>>39422324

SEO (So making stuff more likely to appear higher in google)

Writing content for the website like blogs

Writing Social Media stuff

Channel 4 is making drama about feeling sympathetic about pakis who join Isis. But they're also making a drama about a paki that wants to work for MI6 cause he loves Britain. So I dunno how I feel

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>>39422183
i'd be fine with fucking sophie all day ever day

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>>39422317
Nice bait knave tryeth hard'r next timeth.

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>>39422272
Good lad, you're gonna make it.

I hope you did an 8 hour bicep workout in memory of the meme man.

>>39422348
I'd fuck that quite happily desu

>>39422346
what doth expecteth from a lib'ral, publically fund'd channel

>>39422304
>>39422323
Definitely, I've changed so much in these last 4 years it's crazy. Fortunately I dropped out at the start of second year, so I can still get student funding for all 3 years starting over from scratch.

>>39422346
>watching anything on Channel4Pakis

There's nothing worth watching on the electric jew nowadays anyway. It's all either talent shows or some period drama where they insert a token nigger and pretend they'd have been there.

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>>39422175
Sophie was insufferable, he should have kept fucking that goth chick.

>>39422346
I watched that Isis programme, it was crap. The writers definitely focused too much on making some of the characters sympathetic. I didn't believe for a second that those characters wanted to live in the state to begin with. Really crap characterisation.

>>39422348
The lady is quite bacon-fed, but i wouldst still did lie with h'r.

>>39422344
sounds pretty simple, cant imagine the hassle though if you have to deal with a kind of social media scandal or some shit
hope you get a new job though lad

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>>39418599
Diane, I'm riding a train through northern Washington state coming into Seattle. Travelling through small, closed American towns whilst the train blows it's horn is a comfy way to spend the night.

The new youtube layout is fucking shit.
Why must they keep changing it for the worse?

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tfw,slept in yesterday missed work just had a chat with my manager and got him to put it as a holiday. get paid for 4rs extra sleep wanking shit posting and vidya.

>>39422714
Excellent stuff.

Just placed an order from some dodgy Indian pharmacy in the absence of AB. I have a bank account with no money in it so I just moved the money into that and paid from there, so if they clone my card they can't do any damage.

Where do I go for vallies now AB's gone? This Indians don't sell it

>>39422753
i know a guy
or just go to the gp and say you have sleeping problems, them indian blue vallies are dodgey af

>>39422774
you won't get diazepam off a GP for sleeping problems. You'll get two weeks of zopiclone. Which isn't really gonna give you the same effect as diazepam.

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just had a guy walk past me while walking the dog who seemed to be cosplaying as a 2004 prime era chav

didn't realise people still openly dressed up as pure scum

>>39422815
Where do you live lad? Don't think I'd bat an eye if I saw someone like that really.

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Anyone else remember when BBC2 evening broadcasting used to be pretty cool, back in the late-90's/early 2000's?

>Simpsons
>Fresh Prince of Bel Air
>Farscape
>Captain Scarlet
>Robot Wars
>Probably some more shows I'm forgetting, but my memory is pretty shitty

I used to love that channel as a kid.

>>39422846
Buffy and Simpsons back to back

>>39422846
>>Robot Wars
I generally get annoyed when people gush over nostalgia shit but I'll do it anyday for robot wars. Fuckin' loved that shit. New series isn't on the same level for me though.

>>39422856
Oh yeah, I forgot about Buffy.

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>>39422815
Used to be a chav good times,fighting,fucking drinking and smoking buckets with me m8's

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>>39422846
>>Farscape
i fucking loved that show
domina rygel the 15th was a lad

>>39422915
I remember liking Farscape a lot myself, but I can't remember anything about the show now, because I haven't seen it since I was a kid.

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Literally seething right now lads

sorry for bitching

Oh also I cant grow a beard to help with my face btw

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DING DING 7

>>39422953
You've been dealt a shitty hand and no mistake but most of it is surmountable.

just watched trainspotting, snatch and lock stock for the first times and now I'm wishing I had some mates to get into criminal activity with lads

>>39423008
Did you not notice that in these films 4/5ths of the cast fucking dies?

>>39423016
worth it mate

>>39422942
it's very rewatchable and good, it gets abit silly towards the last season also after rewatching it it's quite lewd and alot of asult humour.

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This is my chin

>>39423008
wtf yo on about it's mostly the supporting cast that gets iced
>>39423008
jelly man, don't watch trainspotting 2 it's shot

>>39422953
My autistic treat
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hnYXAjrTRo

Fuckin hate mirrors tbqh. Only have a little one in the house for shaving but at work theres one above the sink at work that I accidentally look at myself in sometimes.

>>39423008
/britfeel/ gang when.

>>39423016
You say that like it's a negative.

How often per week do you fap? Think I have a problem.

>>39423069
8 to 10 per week

>>39423069
Probably just under twice a day on average I'd say.

>>39423053
Didn't like it, it seemed unnecessary

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! v

Normie facebook friends' kids will probably lose their virginity before me at this rate. I hate checking facebook.

>>39422899

Then mummy woke you up and gave you your brekky-wekky.

>>39423069
21 times usually

>>39423098
I didn't think we were at v yet

Which should I quit:
-smoking
-smoking weed
-gaming

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>>39423042
Post chins

>>39422346

The State was superb. What's the new one to be called?

>>39423131

no posting english cuckman, only pakis and our gfs. we are taking over this country now.

>>39423134
Weed. It will help your concentration more. Then you will have the discipline to stop the other stuff.

>>39423135
why does everyone have a better chin than me?
what's your hairline/forehead like?

>>39423134
fapping. stop.

>>39423135

ure chin is wierdly long, but it's not a big square jaw chin, it's an odd deformed cuck chin.
:(

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>>39423135
Sorry if it's a little too chadish

>>39423151
Why? Started sertraline recently and it's dented my labido for sure. I wank 3-4 times a week, I'm pretty content with that.

>>39423119
sometimes lad but most times i slept in and made my own

>>39423159
long chins are good

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>>39423065
just imagine the bantz lads

>>39423150
Not posting any more pics since I'll be identifiable but it's just bland black hair, short back and sides.

>>39423165
3-4 not too bad. cut back to 1-2 for better gains.

>>39423159
Rude :(
>>39423170
Y-yeah

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>>39423160
looks deformed also bumchin

>>39423135
Thats a pretty good chin

>>39423191
How can anyone compete?n

>>39423191
is Ebin really a Habsburg who was given at birth to an average working class East Yorkshire family?

>>39423069
about once ever week or two

>>39422846
>Farscape
Loved that show

>>39423191
>>39423191
ebin habsburg my sides

Who remember when Ebin almost fell for the Jewish circumcision meme?

Why does internet say women only want chad but when I go on facebook all the girls from my school are with tubby balding and/or paki men?

>>39423069
Once a day to help me sleep, maybe an extra one or two if I fancy treating myself.

>>39423281
are you over 30?

>>39418929
That's because the other thread got archived randomly at 530 posts, even though people were still posting.

>>39423281
That's a bit of a non-sequitur.

They all do want Chad, but they all can't get Chad because there's not enough to go around. They have to settle if they want a provider.

>>39423299
I'm 27

twenty seven

>>39423269
>tfw circumcised for literally no known reason.

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>>39423177
This is my hairline, it's quite bad. It's actually not receding its been like that my whole life. Part of having a big head maybe. I tried shaving it off once but because of my baby face and huge forehead it wasn't a good idea

memorized my first two cubing algorithms by identifying patterns in the algorithms

>>39422505
Underrated
ggdd

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>>39421375
Where did it go so wrong? 100 years ago we owned half the world. Now we have fuck all

DE-COLONIALISM WAS A MISTAKE

>>39423319
Hmm that makes sense. Like I would love to have Alison Brie as my gf but I would never be able to. I guess they're just like us

>see picture of self
>hairline has receded badly but still lots of hair
>look even worse with head shaven

there's nothing to do but have really low body fat % so that I can have a shaven head desu

the struggle is real desu

>>39423346
what a colossal waste of time

What you having for dinny dins today lads?

Got a king prawn, tomato and basil pasta and also a grilled chicken, bacon and sweetcorn pasta from Marks and Sparks

I was tempted to buy an energy drink but I opted for a bottle of juice instead. I'm finally starting to kick my liquid jew habit.

>>39423370
not really, Chad is always round the corner and down to have his arsehole licked by some average woman

>>39423370
Difference being you don't cry and make loads of facebook posts talking about how desperately lonely you are because you don't have an Alison Brie-tier GF, even though you are constantly being hit on, and having girls offer to be your GF

>>39423375
I just wear flatcaps like I'm a Yorkshire sheep farmer now. I'm way too babyfaced and manlet to pull off the bald look.

>>39423391
>not cooking your own meals.

pleb tier

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>>39423435
>doing a woman's job

Have you picked your female name yet before you transition?

>>39423433
I went for hats but I have a big head that limits which ones fit, and I found that I sweat in them a hell of a lot and left big sweat marks on the front

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ht48o7H-N4

Don't know who any of these are

>look at ebin's blog for the first time to see what all the fuss is about
>he has posted a fairly recent pic of himself
>his jawline is better than mine
>he actually has potential if he just got a better haircut and worked out a bit

Yet another fucking normie larping as a robot.

>>39423455
That's why are chefs are males.

>>39423482
Well yeah but that's only because men are better at literally everything.

>>39423482
Because they aren't chefs, they are artists who work with food.

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What would be the rules on commuting to work on a land yacht?

>>39423534
yeah we all know that women have no souls

>more money in my bet365 account than my bank account

>>39423569
Tbqh you can see that in their dead eyes. It's like staring into the void. No life, no understanding.

>>39423584
That's a common thing among addicts/lower classes

>>39423601
I'm just scooping up signup offers, desu. I've withdrawn it now.

>>39422953
Good luck lad, well done for not hitting your mom

>>39422899
was never a chav but people thought i was cause i always wear a hoody.
did used to do buckets though. or at a push a 2l bottle inside a 5l.

>>39423069
about 14. usually twice a day.
what's your problem too much or not enough?

>>39423435
I said the "fraction of the price" meme to my mum the other day and i couldnt stop laughing. Who else /mad/

>>39423098
ey bro what's wi letters after the post bloody init
>>39423131
don't worry i speak the lingo

>>39423069
About twice a week, used to be daily though.

>>39423069
Twice a day, once in the morning once at night

My hot new neighbour just caught me scratching my dick. How do I recover from this?

Just had a divine chilli for lunch lads feels good

What are you boys planning for lunch?

>>39423827
Put some cat shit in an envelope and push it through her door

>>39423479
he is not normal, he got diagnosed with autism. being good looking does not make someone a normie

I'm about to waste another day off work doing absolutely fuck all lads.

>>39423883
could join me and get drunk lad

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Dude WEED VAGINA lmao

is the doxxing thread really being investigated by the police?

>>39423935
Who even knows.

Maybe this will serve as a lesson not to tripfag and give personal information to strangers online.

>>39423933
>Tattoos
>Weed
>Naked photographs

She hit the trifecta of trash

>>39423379
better way to spend time than video games

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Not sure if I can have a cheat day today because my weighing scales stopped working after my kitchen flooded.

If you remember I was the lad who came home on Sunday to find his ceiling leaking.

On the upside, there's been no damage to anything, even the lights still work, even though that was where the water was dripping through.

>>39423987
i remember you lad, glad none of your shit got damaged
just do some extra push ups or something just in case

>>39423963
honestly, i dont know how the police can do anything. i know a girl that got catfished and blackmailed by the culprit, he threatened to put her nudes online unless she paid him grands. nothing happened to him, the police pretty much said they cant do anything. The police in this country usually dont do anything unless the case is very serious

>>39424032
>he threatened to put her nudes online unless she paid him grands
Surely that's a clear case of blackmail?

>>39424058
me thinks someone is bullshitting in that story

>>39423478
Why is he talking about bagpipes and kilts. Have the Irish appropriated Scottish """culture""""?

And people take this shit way too seriously... They probably think reality TV is legit too

>>39424032
>The police in this country usually dont do anything unless the case is very serious

Or if a brown person has their feelings hurt

>>39424080
.sophieposter didnt leave for 8ch
BASED

How does one visits nhs and sheet? I am dying.

i had a dream last night that i had my first kiss. then i woke up and felt depressed because it wasn't real.

>>39424058
it is but the police are shit. And tbf there have been cuts made to the police so i guess they are only putting time into important cases.

If ebin was to go to the police, they would need to get a warrant off the judge to even track the people that doxxed him. I doubt they would even get the warrant off the judge because nothing has happened to him.

>>39424127
>they are only putting time into important cases.

Like when people say naughty words on Twitter

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>>39424103
Plese help

>>39424156
Too right mate it's bloody political correctness gone mad innit?

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>have 500 bong leftover from last year
>will have 1500 bong this year after rent & bills are taken from my student loan
>will have 2500 bong from a summer job once uni starts
>4500 bongs to live on for 30 academic weeks
>150 bong a week
>only use 30-40 bong a week for shopping
What do I do with the rest of it?

>>39424103
What is actually wrong? Obviously if you need urgent care go to a hospital.

>Vibrate my vocal chords to produce a sound
>The police declare my sound unlawful
>Get arrested

Wtf lads?

>>39424182
just doing their job lad

>>39423984
On what basis? You're just memorizing numbers, with video games you get to expand your mind and think outside the 'cube' so to speak

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>>39424094
I think a lot of us are using both threads lad

>>39424178
It hurts to breathe, and now I also got a toothache.
It feels ao embarrassing to go somewhere tho.

>>39424103
RIP

If it's an emergency go to your closest A&E. If not, call your local practice and book an appointment

>>39424182
>use my hands to do something
>police declare that something unlawful
>get arrested
Bloody health and safety gone mad

>>39424199
Don't know why seeing as you aren't welcome any more

>>39424174
Gib to me, I have only 3000 for this academic year.

>>39424201
Then die in your room.

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>>39424156
>>39424164
You can joke all you want but this is a pathetic state of affairs

>>39424201
Try calling 111 or whatever the non-emergancy number is and see what they say. Could be nothing but if it's bothering you this much might as well find out

>>39424199
Fuck off back to your containment thread Tilde

>Do some chemistry to make a molecule
>Police say the molecule is an illegal molecule
>Go to jail for 20 years

>>39424164
People being locked up for saying mean things that don't even incite violence literally is "PC gone mad" yes.

>>39424182
>use my brain to move my hand and fire a gun at someone
>the police declare this unlawful
>get arrested

Wtf lads?

>>39424214
That's plenty, you don't need my money

It does feel good to have zero concern about money when other students are barely scraping by on their parent's dosh

Quite worried lads.

got a feeling of euphoria in my chest then woke up on the floor in a pool of my on piss

>>39424212
>>39424227
This
>>39424199
Go away and never come back you dirty tranny

>>39424219
Woah however runs that twitter account could totally be out solving murders right now. I'm sure they have their top detectives working on twitter and it isnt just some glorified community support officer who thinks too highly of his job

>>39424242
Heart attack followed by a stroke

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Is the lad who recommended Yorkshire Gold here? Just had a cuppa and it's absolutely lovely

You're not doing it right it should be more like:

>Own a collection of atoms
>Police say this particular configuration of atoms is a banned configuration
>Get arrested

>>39424245
>Go away and never come back you dirty tranny
Much as he should, let's not fling shit and give trips excuses to play the victim.

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>>39424251
That's the official account for that police department, they don't have some community support officer rando running it spouting shit. It goes to show you where their priorities lie

>the amount of estrogen in this picture

>>39424276
The guy's face just screams subhuman

>Kill someone
>Police say that in this particular dimension of the multiverse killing people is illegal
>Get arrested

Wtf lads?

>make joke
>others copy it
>joke is no longer funny

wtf lads?

>>39424255
whats the difference?

guess im heading to the hospital hen ive woke up

Off to Waitrose anyone want anything?

>>39424190
>rubiks cube
>boosts memory (if doing at least one solve a day)
>teaches discipline since it isn't enjoyable until you're good (anyone can enjoy vidya without being good)
>improves cognitive ability
>improves problem solving since it alters cognitive mindset


>vidya
>fucks serotonin
>addictive
>ruins eyesight
>makes you more short tempered
>lowers attention span to non augmented things (i.e non flashy fast pace things)

I will admit vidya is good for team building and I play vidya but I don't fucking lie to myself and say it's good for me

>>39424305
get me a life please lad haha

>>39424204
How do I find my local practice?

>>39424304
A heart attack is a blood clot in the heart or near the heart, a stroke is a blood clot in the brain

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>>39424305
oooh, one of these ta lad
you're a good'n

>>39424317
Type in your area on google followed with 'GP practice'. Are you not registered anywhere nearby? You'll have to register before they can see you

>>39424305
Their granola with the chocolate bits is top notch.

>>39424320
shit. gonna get a shower then head to hospital if I don't die first.

if this is it then its been a pleasure guys.

oap image guy.

>>39424305
off to waitrose myself in half an hour, want to go together?

>>39424317
have you ever been to the doctors before?

>>39424327
I'll see if I can fish one out of the toilet for ya.

>>39424258
Aye lad. That was me. Glad to hear. I'll have to get myself a box of the good stuff at some point.

Better than a regular cup?

Will police arest someone who programs a random noise generator, ant it accidently genereates politically incorrect phrase?

>>39424327
looks like a dried chunky turd if I'm being honest with you mate

>>39424303
joke =/= not funny to begin with