Who 30+

pretty shit

but still too pussy to try blowing my brain out

im here because sometines yous feel like conversation

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I 69
People call newfag
To fuck bitches and get money

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>>39417106
Are you serious? You are 69? Browsing r9k? You were born in 1948 for fuck sakes.

>>39417055
33. It's not bad, I have money and can do whatever I want. I'm here because I haven't had sex since a one night stand in 2010, and the last time before that was 2007.

>>39417165
Where are the dubs?

!Czech mine

>>39417055
What's crazy is that it doesn't "feel" like anything.

I'm just "old."

I'm here to pass the time until I die.

>>39417237
holy shit are you me?

oreganoli

I'll be 32 this year. I've been shitposting on 4chan since 2005. I'm still here because I have nothing else to do and no direction in life.

I hate it here. Most threads are stupid bullshit. I can't relate to kids these days. But this is my only social interaction and I don't know where else to go.

>>39417887
Maybe, there's no way to know. What's your story?

>>39417929
Yeah I agree. I'm trying to find social hobbies I could take up, I made a spreadsheet of every possible activity that interests me and assigned it points based on whether it's co-ed, gets me outdoors, how often I would interact with others, etc. Gotta use my autism as best I can.

>>39417055

I'm here because I was here when this all began.

Why are YOU here? This is an objectively ancient website made up of traits invented by older people. You're like some retarded teenager on youtube ranting on about dad rock and le wrong generation but implying you're the only person allowed to like Guns n Roses.

>>39417055
33 got disabled from military wife and I pull 125ish no taxes love life here to bs gl anons

>>39417929
>I hate it here. Most threads are stupid bullshit. I can't relate to kids these days. But this is my only social interaction and I don't know where else to go.

This. Social media ruined forums. 4chan needs an actual /old/ board.

>>39417055
I'm 21 with the body of a 55 year old. Am I old?

>>39417974
I'm 32 actually

>>39418116

Then why ask stupid questions?

>>39418134
>>39418116
>>39417974
Let's act like we're 30+ here

>>39418134

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!

>>39418152

By asking stupid questions?

>>39418165
That's a stupid question.

>>39418175

How have you made it to 32 without committing suicide?

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>>39417055
32 here. It feels empty, I have no passion for anything, just drifting from day to day. I also just had to take a major step back in salary for a new job. I feel pathetic making the salary I do.

Not sure if I found my way here when it was the original R9K or after the re-birth (I know I remember it having a lot of green text stories), but I've been trapped here ever since.

>>39417929

Turning 32 myself this December, here since '04.

I've got direction but...I don't know if you hit that point/feeling/realization but it's like, direction/momentum is kind of meaningless y'know?

I could die tomorrow.
Or I could have some stupid idea, and hit it big.
Or have a stupid idea, and keep working 9-5.

And even if I hit it big, would I be happy?
I mean ya, I'd have access to all the pleasures I could imagine...but would I be satisfied?

I'm sure a lot of those folks who become rich crazy eccentrics (like, pay huge $ for the experience of murdering a person, eccentric) do so because their mindset has fallen into maximizing pleasure, rather than maximizing satisfaction, and so they go down the rabbit hole of "experiencing all there is to experience makes me a person of superior experience" because being better (in their minds) than others gives them pleasure.

So like, I'm content now.
I used to be pretty down but, I got over this ghost of feeling obligated to be great in the eyes of society, and just that relief has let me function more.

You'll be alright man.
Just have 1 beer, cook up something tasty, and relax.
Even if you have things to come tomorrow, enjoy tonight.

>>39418134
What question did I ask that was stupid? I am asking hows live as a 30 year old. For fuck sakes you are annoying.

>>39418205
I was making 67k and then got laid off, had to take a job filling paper into printers and being a computer janitor for 41k. Now I make 49k a few years later doing basically the same shit. (op)

I feel totally unfulfilled and shitty making this salary also.

>>39418244
>For fuck sakes you are annoying.

>t. textbook projection

>>39418273
I've never made more than 42k, count your blessings.

>>39418216
I'm never going to hit it big. I'm going to be stuck working this boring, unfulfilling job trying to pay off student loans forever. I spend most of my day being bored and unhappy, then when I get home, I'm too tired to do anything.

This is all life is for me. Boring shit I hate forever.

>>39418679
mines in canadian pesos

>>39418713
>spend most of my days being bored and unhappy, then when I get ho,e I'm too tired to do anything

Fuuck is this how life is always going to be

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>>39417055

I don't know. I never really messed with these image board thingies until my mid 30s. I guess the constant whining and self-loathing hit a sweet spot in my psyche.

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>>39417055
>Who old?
I am. 36

>Whats it like?
Not bad. I moved to Asia a few years ago. I feel less shy/robotic around asian people. I spend all day messaging 18-24 year old girls on social apps. Most never reply, but plenty do. A few days ago I started messaging a 21-year-old college student in the morning, and by 3pm I was getting succd and fucking her in her room across the street from the university.

>Why are you here?
I've always been shy, awkward, unable to talk to women. I started coming to /r9k/ a year ago when my perfect, anime-tier, 98lbs gf dumped me. I finally pulled myself away from /r9k/ a few months ago. /fit/ is my home board now. Moving to asia definitely pushed me closer to normie/aspiring chad, but I still relate to a lot of robot shit, and despite all the racebaiting and trap shit, /r9k/ is the funniest board. Thankfully I only browse /r9k/ a few times a month now. It's a pretty toxic place.

>>39419348
>I feel less shy/robotic around asian people

Its always been like this for me. Asians really are like robots in every meaning. Not like western normies who love to be loud, rude and intimidating.

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>>39417055
33.

It's not so bad, sometimes. I actually have a job that pays quite well and if you met me in real life, you might even be convinced that I'm a normie... at least until you try to talk to me for more than 5 minutes.

Mental illness, painfully shy, crippling depression, complete inability to talk to women, and well, misery loves company. Lots of misery to be found here. Was on a bunch of other boards before I found my true home.

>>39419384
Yeah, I find myself at ease all the time here. In the U.S. you always wonder when someone is going to start fucking with you whether it's drunk frat boys looking for a fight or someone trying to put you down or embarrass you.

>>39417055
I feel worse now that I'm less than 9 months away from 40 with fuck all accomplished in my life

>>39419348
Which country? I want to be you.

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>>39417055
30 aint old you little shit.

30 ISNT OLD YOU PIECE OF FUCKING WHITE HARDENED DOG SHIT FUCK YOU


it sucks and I wish I could be 19 again.

>>39419970
>30 isnt old REEEEEEE
>I wish I could be 19 again

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I'm 51.I still have enough hair to comb, but it looks like shit because it's thin. My pubes? They're grey. My penis? It's seen better days. All my favorite entertainers are either dead or on the verge, I divorced my wife 6 years ago because she used to be cute and thin but let herself become a bloated screeching whale with no self awareness. Young people hate me, people my age pity me. Women don't even look in my direction anymore, and now I gotta go in for colonoscopies and shit. Being old is no fun.

>>39420037

you missed the part where I was joking.

>>39419970
What would be the first thing you do if you woke up 19 tomorrow? If i get dubs ill do it in your name (am 19)

>>39420070
If I met a legitimately cool 51 year old dude I'd probably hang out with him.

>>39420101
I'd probably get in shape and eat less junk.

if you mean immediately, i'd probably yank one out for old times sake. nothing beats fapping with a teenage libido.

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>>39420124
Hey man, I'm cool. Look at the way I wear my cap in the wrong direction. It's hip and fresh.

>>39420070
what is a 50 year old doing in 4chan?