What the FUCK is up with hand dryers?

>>39416088
They dry your hands but you have to rub them together, you dumbass.

>>39416088

WHATS THE fuck IS UP WITH BLACK PEOPLE

THEY AREN"T BLACK AND THEY AREN"T PEOPLE

>>39416088
push the button, wash hands. push it again and then dry them.

the first push will warm the thing up, the second one will get you beaten up by the normies in the bathroom.

by the time they are done taking turns on your boypussy hands will be dry.

>>39416088
There's a trick to it. you need to rub your hands with each other as if you're applying soap to them. It keeps the surface area of the water as high as possible.

It takes 5 times less or even less when you do this.

Didn't discover this until I was like 22 desu.

>>39416088
Is that guy in the reflection naked?

>>39416088
>He hasn't joined the Dyson Airblade masterrace yet
Absolutely abominable.

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Does anybody else hate these high power hand dryers? They're so loud and the noise really bothers me. I always avoid this kind because of that and just dry my hands on my shirt and pants. No other hand dryers seem to bother me like these do.

>>39416569
Do you happen to have autism, of the original sort?

>shake hands dry for excess water (one or two medium strength shakes)
>press dryer
>rub hands like youre washing them under air
>theyre dry

>>39416608
Dude, the hand dryers where I work are actually dangerously loud, like prolonged exposure might actually damage your hearing

>>39416088
i love them. theyre noisy and warm.
i cant even hear my own thoughts

>>39416608
I suffer from depression and ADHD-PI (that's the not hyperactive kind) but I was never diagnosed with autism.

>>39416664
Well, you're only supposed to have them on for 30 seconds or less. They're not so loud they'll hurt you in that time, unless you shove your ear directly in the air blast hole.

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>>39416088
>the dryers are motion activated
>won't turn on
>standing there waving my hands like I have parkinson's
>get frustrated, give up
>guy waiting behind me turns it on in one swipe