how do i commit arson and get away with it?
You light yourself on fire. No culprit = no charges.
>have a good plan
>find a good time of day to do it
>be extra careful to not leave evidence
>>39414420
>wear black outfits, possibly a mask, basically hide yourself as well as possible
>wear big shoes, the cops track shoe size
>don't get gas on your outfit
>plan an easy escape route
>don't get caught by cctv
>do it at night, and not near a road or any populated area
Begin by not announcing on the internet that you intend to commit arson
>>39414420
Use flammable ice cubes as a starter, the evidence melts.
>>39414857
>>wear big shoes, the cops track shoe size
I've always had the idea of affixing some smaller sized soles to the bottom of shoes that actually fit me and, for bonus points, walking with shorter steps so that my stride doesn't give away my height. I wonder how well that would work out.