quick question.

>>39413621
if i ever got a girlfriend i'd complain about my girlfriend

>>39413632
that made me laugh out loud. i wasn't expecting that response.

i hate /r9k/ so much that it is my goal to get everyone here a gf or bf so that this place will cease to exist

>>39413680
Will u be my gf (male)?

>>39413680
>implying they wouldn't come back here to complain once said bf or gf breaks up with them

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I just want to feel some physical intimacy. It's not really even about sex. I want to hold hands, or kiss, or hug someone as a lover.

>>39413711
unless i'm the last man (woman) standing then my goal is not completed
>>39413739
>implying i don't find perfect matches every time

Id like to have a girlfriend but not enough to actually go out and try.

OP here. I wasn't sure how to bring this up or post, but please take a look at least.

no one expects anyone to leave R9K but, it's another option.

https://pastebin.com/AVPvN7eH

>>39413680
This may or may not apply to you.

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mr bumpity rumpity bumpity