/britfeel/

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>play CK2
>be jew
>agree to be a christian's vassal
>pretend to be a christian but secretly still a jew
>convince all the other dukes to become jews
>create faction for and enforce elective succession
>public announce we are all jews
>everyone votes for me because the kings heir is christian and i led them through their jewry in secret
>kill the king
>become the new king
Jewish conspiracies are fun! no wonder they do it

Kept you waiting huh lads

I'm going to start a britfeel paramilitary force

kek at people in this thread tbqh

>>39412047
I'm on board with something similar to the mutual masturbation club. I've always wanted to start a wank club where guys get together and discuss porn and related topics and then choose a scene that everyone will agree to go and wank to in their free time. Then when they meet up again they discuss the wank and the scene and critique it, talk about what they liked/disliked etc.

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Post waifus lads

>>39412093
I'd be down for this but I'm not sure how many of us are able to even leave the house. Who would we be fighting?

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So, is it suicide September or success September lads?

>>39412063
ck2 is genuinely one of the best games ever because of what it lets you do

>>39412105
This is either the stupidest thing I've ever read or the smartest thing I've ever read.

>>39412105
I dont want to jerk off to BLACKED every week

>>39412047
fucking kek no they trying to doxx lads on /britishfeels/ what abunch of hypocrites

>>39412128
Suicide September for 8ch peasants
Success September for 4chan barons

>>39412128
We'll see in Ebin's next blog post

>>39412128
spliff september. going to smoke at least one fat ol' spliff every day.

>>39412126
>Who would we be fighting
The normies lad, the normies

>>39412131
yes and no, sometimes you do get some amazing stories other times nothing happens, but on the whole yeah it's pretty great

its just us again lads.

time to talk about comfy shit.

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Evening lads, hope you're all doing well.
Evens I play GTA for 30 more mins then call it a night
Odds I spend another hour then call it a night

>>39412126
Posted

>>39412128
I imagine a good few of us are moving to uni so hopefully I'll leave robotdom after 3 years of neeting it up

I'M A KEKISTANI HA HA LADS

>>39412167
Ah I thought it would be a racialist paki bashing venture. Wouldn't the normies be much better at fighting than us though? We'd need extensive training

>I would murder the underage shit who believes to have had an online victory. He sits basking in his victory like some major defeat over me, he'll be sat with a smug grin on his little underage face. Probably looks like a total cunt and probably an entitled little shit too. I'd take great pleasure in watching his eyes realize his actions are coming back to haunt him. I'd take great pleasure in the realization hes a little cunt and his pathetic story will be about to end. I really wish I could find out who it was who mocked me, they deserve worse than what I've said for having fun at my expense. They like most others have a wrong sense of superiority over me. I will prove them wrong one day.
Ok at this point a real human being is slowly losing it, the lad that doxxed him was obviously caught up in excitement and forgot that he (Ebin) has mental health issues

>Ebin deserved it XD
Read the post again and tell me if this is okay for a human being.

>>39412179
i know it cant be all action and craziness all the time and there are periods of fuck all but to me that makes the special stuff that much more special when it does happen

>>39412181

Yes anon, absolutely

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>>39412165
>tfw it actually is spliff september cause on sep 1st me and the brother are having a nice high day at mine where we'll just binge watch stupid shit

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Lads, I have a tiny sore spot in the corner of my mouth but I'm worried it's a cold sore or it'll turn into a cold sore or something what should I do? It wasn't there until after I had pizza

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Dude what if like, you know, phones and the internet and stuff but... TOO much??

Bourbons or Custard Creams lads, I trust you will make the patrician choice

Spent my tennis winnings on two figmas and a nendo and two keyrings

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With every passing day we get closer to true /comfy/ threads. I'm trying to wait until mid september to begin creating them.

>>39412203
just a pot lad, the greasy pizza exacerbated it

>>39412217
bourbons

>>39412203
a burn maybe?

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>>39412156
Sometimes the peasants come to where the barons are.

>>39412162
Like fuck he'll come back.

>>39412165
Waaaaay ahead of you.

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>>39412205
Is there anything you can't do this for? Bit of a shit criticism lad, Black Mirror (s1+2 at least) is very good tv with some very interesting ideas

>>39412128
how about saucy september

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>>39412197
Shouldnt have messed with 4chan. He thought he could deliberately spoil GoT and get away with it? Kek.

>>39412179
>Be me
>Be playing CK2
>Trying to unite Ireland
>My son is a weakling
>I have amazing combat stats
>Decide to conquer Ireland by force
>Fight a few bloody battles but manage to win
>Come home
>Son kills me

Didn't really want to play after that, I'll just stick to XCOM2 tbqh

>>39412201
have fun, mate. i'd reccommend xavier: renegade angel to watch while high. it's fucking mental

>>39412191
As a uni grad, you're here forever lad.

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>>39412199
Turns out I did that months ago.
https://mega.nz/#F!PZhmHDoB!b68rF9pjZYHw4N2ZCMpKZA

>>39412221
Which ones lad? I own two nendos, a Alice from Kiniro Mosaic one and one of Chino from GochiUsa and a figma of the Major from GiTS

>>39412246
>>39412144
Really starting to hope this lad is baiting, but I have a fear hes not sadly.

>>39412217
Custard Creams + Tea

>>39412246
The entire dox was orchestrated by ONE guy

You did jack shit, as did 4chan

>baited
xd

>>39412263
wait wtf, who are you in relation to me? I've already seen it sober but my brother has never watched it and its one of the things we're going to watch together.

I fucking love that show.

>>39412217
Custard Creams
Chocolate hobnobs

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Lads, went to take a piss and there is an absolutely massive spider next to the toilet. What do?

WE R 4CHAN WE DO NOT FORGOT WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE ARE LEGION XD KEKISTANI RIGHT

>>39412245
W-w-what do you mean senpai? Desu.

>>39412221
cheeky piccy of your haul lad? ignore me if I've put you on the spot

>>39412265
sorry anon, this might be me being retarded, but isn't that just one episode?

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>>39412266
>>39412297
These two, and a Mako nendoroid - you'll have to imagine that.

>>39412228
By the Kev, thats comfy as heck

>>39412254
kek at the ending

>>39412288
Befriend the spider

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For me, it's pic related

>>39412229
>>39412232
So do I pop it and get rid of it or might it turn into a cold sore if I do? They're awful and a hassle.

>>39412301
It is, I'm sorry. Give me a moment and I'll up the rest.

>>39412284
lel, what a coincedence. watched the first season with my flatmate after we ate some edibles. it was a great night.

Co-Op were doing Birdseye chicken burgers for a quid, bought three packs and ate them all. My tummy feels weird

Faggots on britfeel, what abunch of buttblasted mongs.
muh /pol/
muh /b/
muh underaged
muh muh muh
whinny little bitches

>>39412198
i suppose but what i mean is sometimes when youre playing an interesting character you think stuff should happen but nothing does. like now that ive got a lot of hours in the game i like to create weird characters just to see if anything special happens, one time i created a beautiful one eyed Norse, mystic poet shield maiden and it was no different from any other character

>>39412288
Pick it up and take it out side, maybe to a nice restaurant, maybe a film, take it nice and steady and if you like her bring her back inside, get to know her, and when the time is right ask the big question and hope for a yes

>>39412314
It's a shame my nightwalk pics never come out that good. But comfy posting will resume in mid september.

>>39412344
t. underaged /b/ and /pol/ poster
I'm just memeing you

>>39412325
They get very sickly very fast, weird in contrast to something like oreos which aren't as imposing even though you'd think they would be.

>>39412344
meant /britishfeels/, been up all day and last night

>>39412327
Sleep on it, in the morning wet it in warm water then give it a go, if it gives good, if it does leave it for a bit then try again at night in the same way. Just treat it as a spot.

>>39412336
Yeah its a proper good show, just the anti comedy is proper good, going to watch Random Acts aswell cause a new season started. Give that a try if you like audio visual shit. Its mostly just art plays and stuff.

>>39412350
alright i understand what you mean fully now, and i can agree, but still i do think its an amazing game despite times where things just dont really happen, you sound a lot more creative than me though tbqh, usually i just start as someone in a country and try to take over things

>>39412197
The older posters here understand Ebin or at the very least are aware that he's an actual fragile person. Whether it's mental illness, laziness or just plain bad luck we can appreciate how it could easily be us in his living situation. The kids here only care about le epic trolling though.

>>39412325
Another excellent shout, these ones over the chocolate ones too

>>39412357
You're doing Kevs work anon, Kev speed

free kekistan btw haHAA

just finished that packet of maryland hazelnut and caramel cookies

weren't that nice, but maryland aren't in general
too crunchy, shitty chocolate
won't buy again

LADS, what does it mean when a girl grabs your arm at work, she said she was trying to stop me spilling shit but I was perfectly fine

>>39412344

Well this thread turned shit quick.

>>39412237
already smoke about 3 spliffs a day, but spliff september makes it special

We are 4chan don't mess with us KEK

What a shit thread desu, not that britishfeels is better at 1 post an hour

>>39412393
>she said she was trying to stop me spilling shit
she was actually trying to get you to spill something so you'd look like a twat. Give her a slap next time.

>>39412393
Are you jacked? Hot? Attractive in any way at all?

>>39412368
No you aren't, you are that buttblasted anon from /britishfeels/
muh kekistani's xdxdxdxd
state of you since your moudly boy got doxxed

kek HOWLING at the KEKS in this thread

we are 4chan you buttblasted cucks

>>39412393
She's probably taking the piss. She and your coworkers think you walk funny.

/britishfeels/ buttblasted cucks kek don't mess with 4chan. we are legion

>>39412403
it's britishfeelers shitting up this thread you tool

Im a newfag, can somebody explain the context of those posts to me?

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>>39412344
/pol/ IS 4chan you cuck. Go prep your bull.

>>39412445
Autism. Autism is the context.

>>39412393
>I just wanted an excuse to touch your arm
She obviously wants your robot dick lad, make a move next time (put your arm around her waist for example)

>>39412445
which posts new friend?

dont ever spoil for us 4channers again reddit cucks. we will ruin your life kek

Just visited Bath, God what a gorgeous city. Georgian architecture gives me wet dreams, it was so beautiful and buzzing. If it was within commute distance to London I'd live there ASAP.

Went to Bristol on Monday, what a shithole. Reminded me of Dunwall especially with all the empty quays and wharfs.

i'm keking lads haha

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>>39412393
She wants your man meat in and around her face

>>39412445
it's people from another spin off thread trying to derail the thread

4chan won kek stupid /britishfeels/ cucks buttblasted mongs kek

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>>39412471
>Visit Bath
>only have showers

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Big fan of Charli XCX lads

Gonna bring back a comfy thread feature I'm sad died, or at least is barely posted anymore. Post what you're listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtrHH1BDlzk

>>39412288
Murder the bastard.
Had four of these fuckers show up in the past 3 days.

CHECK MY DIGITS LADS, WILL I GET KEV'S BLESSING?

>>39412494
She looks cute but I'm scared to click that link because I'm 99% sure her music will be awful

>>39412466

All posts containing this shitty neighbourhood and the squatting pepe

>>39412471
Mmmmmm thanks for riling me up for uni anon ;)

Opinions on the west midlands?

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>>39412493

>Visit Rugby
>Only play football

>>39412496
Spiders are good tho, just collect him in a glass and chuck him out the door so he can keep hunting flies and wasps

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>>39412047
surprise surprise 175

>>39412525
quite nice, but they're no south-east

>>39412165
nice, i'm currently going through a spliff decade myself. just the last of the day then a wank then bed. then will be waking and baking about 04:45 before I head off for work

>>39412490
>>39412478
>>39412467
>>39412439
>>39412439
>>39412417
>>39412401
>>39412386
Just stop you little ebin fanboy

>>39412410
I literally wasnt though

>>39412413
I work out and im probably pretty average in looks, no defects or anything

>>39412494
Please stop posting attractive women, its giving me anxiety

>>39412471
>went to bristol on monday, what a shithole
Bristol is better though. Maybe not prettier but better, Bath is boring as fuck

>>39412525
Midlands is basically the north. Why do people pretend it's different?

>If you're not from the south like me just replace north with south above

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>Has Ebin really /ascended/ lads?

https://youtu.be/2cjbSgy3vSw

>>39412552
Can we move on from this shite please

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>>39412526
>Visit Manchester
>Am a women

>>39412552
I give it 3 weeks before Ebin shoots up some shopping centre

>>39412527
I do that for moths but I can't stand spiders, they go right up the hoover.

>>39412565

We can only move on if kek tell us we can, check'em

>>39412552
top kek @ that

>>39412542
Probs feeling your arm, ykno that strength meme

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>>39412573

>Visit Reading
>Only listen

really kekistanning at this fellow kekistanis kek

miss tilde I do lads

>>39412579
Digit posting outside of /b/ is against the rules. Reported you to the mods buddy

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>be very self conscious about peen
>resort to the only ''realistic'' measuring tool I have
>mums dildo
>tfw literally the same size as it but worried my mum just uses a ''normal'' sized dildo

>>39412593
BUT WHAT ABOUT KEK YOU KEK? PRAISE KEK

>>39412589

>Visit Brighton
>When it's dark

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>>39412589
>visit London
>be white

>>39412552
>he literally thinks Len and Saku did it
There is no hope for this man, now stop talking about him

It's no fun working a shit job when you're about to turn 30. I can see myself being one of those sad old men pushing trolleys round a car park desu.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! t

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>>39412589
>Visit leeds
>Only follow

>>39412601
I'd be ficking mentally scarred if I found, let alone touched my mums dildo

Fuck even typing it out gives me a shiver

>>39412591
go on the other thread you skelly tranny oribiter be among the many trying to get (you)'s off him

>>39412587
Doubt it mate, wearing a a baggy work shirt so you cant see shit

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>>39412589
>Enter Exeter

>>39412601
>the only realistic measuring tool I have
>a fucking dildo
Get a measuring tape mate. Also don't obsess about size, you'd probably know if you had a tiny peen. Average is about 5 inches

>>39412534
>quite nice.

I asked this expecting everybody to hate there.

>Enter Cardiff
>Have money

>>39412372
if you want a chuckle use 2channel as your theme nice and comfy, and the trips man ohhoho them trips

>>39412630
Those men are pretty jolly

>>39412637
What happens when we get to z lad

>>39412646
>tfw ive licked my mums dildo

>>39412630
A job is a job lad. I'm guessing retail?

>visit bakewell
>burn my cake

>>39412646
>tfw used my brothers gf's dildo on my arse

>>39412666
>Visit Swansea
>Don't do heroin

>>39412601
What's wrong with having a normal sized dick lad

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>>39412589
>Visit Dublin
>Get Trips

>>39412679
>tfw wore and wanked into my mums and sisters knickers
I was a horny 13 years old and I cringe at the thought everytime I remember it

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LETS DO THE CRAZY FROG

>>39412693
>visit brighton
>100% heterosexual male

>>39412651
Very very very nice post

>>39412637
Post your favourite songs to commit Jihad to lads, I'll start.

https://youtu.be/n5MCNhecqAo

>>39412646
I've found my mum's dildo before
It haunts you for a little bit but then you get over it

>>39412650
ya never know love, might just fancy you

>>39412589

>Visit Bedford
>Sleep on the couch

>>39412700
Because the BBC meme and the like, I guess I spend too much time on r9k and /b/ rate threads

I should add though it put my mind at ease.

>>39412684
Call centre. I had got into a comfy office job but I fucked it up and now I'm back talking all day. I never thought I would have a boss that's younger than me.

>>39412708
hormones lad, cant blame you at all

>visit Sandwich
>eat a wrap

>>39412722
>Visit Paris
>Don't park my car like a cunt

>>39412722
>visit cornwall
>not a cornhusk

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>Visit Workington
>Actually a NEET

>>39412725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTidr2y3d-4

>Visit Dorking
>Actually really popular

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>>39412734
I dont know though lads, how do i tell

>Visit Crawley
>Not a baby

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>visit Chad
>actually a virgin

>>39412759
https://youtu.be/O0yj4j65qqk

>>39412725
Very nice post fellow anonymous poster. I see you are also a Muslim as am I. Would you like to meet up and talk about Jihad with me?

Was Ebins name actually Kyle? Be a right laugh if that was the case

enough with the devilish posts lads

>Visit High Wycombe
>Don't get stoned

>>39412746
>talking all day
sounds like a robot's worst nightmare. Keep looking for jobs elsewhere lad, if you already have office experience I'm sure you can find something. Ganbatte

>>39412729
>3 years ago, 16 and phone paid by mum (duh)
>use her apple account too, for purchases etc
>update phone one day and reconnect it
>all her photo library sent to my phone
>curious to see what's in it

>PoV pic of my stepdad eating her out

FUCK
First time typing it and seeing it written helps numb it down and stop it seeming like a huge deal
For 5 mins after seeing the pic I was just dizzy. Like I actually couldn't think of anything, just brain dead. Writing this post was hard. Fuck

>>39412803
>visit bradford
>do get stoned

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>Visit Hyde
>Get found

>>39412776
Well do you talk to her a lot? Do you ever catch her slyly eyeing you up? etc etc

>Visit Shitterton
>barely poo a few pounds at a time

>Go to Watford
>Know exactly what ford I'm at

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>Visit Halifax
>Send all my correspondence by email

>>39412754
S-shippy is that you?

>Visit Oldham
>Actually quite young

>>39412785
Let us discuss our preferred techniques for striking at the throats of infidels.

ok can we stop now thank you

>Visit Dubai
>Don't buy anything

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>>39412824
please be kind mr robot

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>Visit Stockport
>Dont even have a portfolio

>visit Portishead
>don't make quality trip-hop music

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>Visit Holyhead
>Actually an Atheist

kekking at this my fellow 4channers

>Visit brighton
>I'm not bright

>>39412847
I regret starting this.

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>Visit Preston
>peel it off

>>39412824
>visit nob end
>actually a very nice person

>>39412833

I took the train

>visit Chile
>I'm actually rather warm

>Visit britfeel
>30 unfunny spam posts
Hypocrite etc etc, please shut the fuck up lads.

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>Visit Havent
>Actually Have

The new youtube layout is absolutely awful. What was the point?

>>39412880
was the statement from 1 of the Rochdale victims

>>39412228
christ do they really need that many lights, could half the amount and have easily enough

>>39412823
It's pretty busy so we are usually just talking about getting shit out of the walk-in freezer etc etc. When theres no orders we talked about what we're studying and where etc. I'm new here so i thought was just basic inductionary shit though.

Saw her eyeing my directions but the fucking menu directions are above my head

>>39412896
i know keep getting the comments from the last video i watched why the do they change it

>Visit Telford
>Actually told John instead

>>39412908
But would it be as comfy?

>>39412896
my dark theme doesn't work
my poor fucking eyes

>>39412896
nobody can understand youtubes decisions, they have been so consistently shit with everything

Lads suppress the autism

I'm heading out for c o s y late night run, anyone else going to enjoy the night?

>>39412846
Insha'allah brother, a slice to the throat across is the preferred technique. PBUH

>>39412896
It's shit, the only benefit is it finally has a night mode. You can go to the old youtube if you click your profile in the top right though

>>39412896
>women in charge

not once

>>39412920
>you need to visit your mum and ask her if she dropped you on your head as a baby

>>39412924
The equilibrium of light and dark patches would of been highly comfy

>Visit the Wash
>Actually stink

>>39412935
>search for a video on google
>google links to vimeo and not youtube which they own
activates the almonds

>>39412940
I'm going to enjoy the night by getting snug and enjoying the warmth. Enjoy your run lad, at least you're getting /fit/

>Visit Grimsby
>It's actually pretty nice

>>39412813
I was 16 at the time as well. Was looking for a hairdryer, reached into a draw and pulled it out. I was in denial about what it was for a while but got over it when I realised it's not that bad and it would be hypocritical to think it was.

>>39412974
come on lad namefagging is pretty much tripping cut it out

>Visit Rutland
>Break out of my autistic routine

>>39412974
Yeah quick shower when I get back then I think I'll snuggle down nice and warm for a couple hours too

Play the new XCOM expansion

>visit Newcastle
>actually prefer old castles

>>39412910
Dunno what to say lad, if she's cute you might as well try making a cheeky pass

>Visit Dartford
>Play pool instead

>>39412994
Yeah my mum must've caught me wanking, I'd done it literally every night from 14-18 up to moving out.

>>39412998
Fugg 2nd time this happened. I namefag as a one off joke and then I forget that the name stays when I make a new post.

Anyone left in here but fucktards from /pol/?

>Visit Hereford
>Ford is nowhere to be seen

>>39413014
Fuck that mate, not fucking up someone I have to work with closely for a while. It's i genuinely cant tell about the touching shit, she did it at least five or six times when I was making shit to make sure i did it right and giggling when i fucked it up like once. fucking wymn man.

>>39413031
forgiven lad i have done the same
going for a cheeky nap be back on that 1 for nightshift

just downloaded pokemon go, never worked on my old phone when it first came out, im almost ashamed to admit its actually fun as fuck

>>39413037
its just ebin samefagging and spamming, the rest of us are still here

>>39412813
i would have fapped like mad

>>39413059
Enjoy your nap lad, I'll try and have an early night myself. No more nightshift

>>39413037
crawl off back to 8ch, you faggot stop trying to shit stir or ebin will get raped

>Visit liverpool
>Eat Kidneys

> Me and all my friends are all about 22-24
> We get invited to one of my female friend's little sister's party
> Everyone there is 16, drunk and acting usual teen horny
> Female friend tells us to have a good time, interact with them dont worry about age
> Offer to make one girl a jaegerbomb, she doesn't even know what it is
> what the fuck?
> make it and as I hand it over, female friend slaps it out my hand and claims im trying to abuse lightweight teens
> later in the night, some of these 16 year olds are cool and have drugs
> high and dancing, some 16 girl dances up on me, naturally because im drunk we grind
> female friend comes up again, claims im being a pedo and shouts at me
> everyone tells her to shut the fuck up trying to command the party
> get a giagantic wall of text in the morning about how im an asshole
> put my phone down and go back to sleep

>>39413037
Aye lad, all of the good old anons are still here (with a few stragglers). Welcome

>>39413083
based night poster i think i know you are you welsh

>>39413084
How about you fuck off to /b/ with that before somebody reports you to the police for threats?

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>>39412445
Milk Cat 181

>>39413025
Everyone in my house has walked in on me wanking but only my mum has pointed it out and when she did I pretended that she I didn't know what she was talking about

>>39413088
female friend might have wanted to fuck you lad and got upset that you preferred the teen gash

>Visit Redcar
>Drive a Blue Van

>>39413037
>Anyone left in here but fucktards from /pol/?

Implying the culture of 4chan is vastly different across the boards.

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>>39413104
Not me lad but close enough. Don't think my posts are that reconizable except for my file formatting which one person has realised so far

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Lahmacun, onion and chilli sauce tbqhwylads

>>39413147

Just scum then?

Good oh.

>>39413111
woah lad i ain't going to be doing the raping but hear some anons are super pissed over g.o.t
spoilers, you bettter crawl back to 8ch before he finds about you sperging out about ebin, ill calm them down for you, now jog on you little orbiter.

>>39413088
it is a tiny bit gross my boy

I just wanna fucking known how wymn work lads. How do i know if a lass is interested. just fuck my shit up tbqhqufam,

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>>39413159
Good to see you back desu.

That sounds a lot nicer than the shit I'm eating at the moment

>THIS IS NOW A TRAP/TRANNY/FEMBOY/DEGENERATE THREAD

ONLY FAGS AND PEOPLE WITH TIGHT BOI PUSSIES ARE ALLOWED TO POST!

>>39413185
>>>/int/brit ok

>>39413158
stop telling everyone grammar fag otherwise they will

>>39413184
not him but how is it gross, its all legal and all he was doing at the first part was making someone a drink

>>39413201
Fuck off kike cunt

>>39413180
Nobody is joining you on your cringe /b/ crusade you know? You're just annoying people and digging yourself a bigger grave. If something happens to Ebin or he reports this you're fucked, simple as. What don't you understand? Why are you still on an embarrassing crusade against him? This isn't 2007, 4chan doesn't act like that anymore. Stop trying so fucking hard.

>His school was so lower class the sixth form 'old boys' don't have a stylised collective name like Etonians
LMAOing @ your lives right now.

>>39413185
Ask her on a casual date like drinks or something. Does she say yes or no. There's your first answer. Now if yous go on more than one date is how you know if she's truly interested in you.

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>have an anonymous twitter
>nobody I know follows me nor do I follow them
>just seen a video someone posted of a friend from high schools little sister drunk at a party
>this means someone I follow obviously lives very close but I know i've never met her
>tfw totally forgot im 20 and that people also age and seeing this ''little sister'' at the age of 18 has really shook me for some reason

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How exactly does one get a gf if all my friends are betas who can't talk to women and I have no female friends and my job does not require me to be in contact with anyone and I hate going out, is tinder the only option or are all the women on their whores, is it possible to find a virgin gf on there
t.18 year old

>>39413220
personally 16 is too young

>>39413242
Would rather know before hand then fucking die of embarrassment at a new job, hence the word "signs"

>>39413262
Go on tinder or go to uni, if not its pretty hard without going on nights out.

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day off tomorrow
fucking need it too, colleagues are being pricks but I'm kinda enjoying the silence of my shifts

>>39413262
You're only 18 don't panic

>>39413225
Am annoying no one but you, i just heard what the anons said and repeating it i don't want any harm on ebin unless it's selfharm, in which case he has got no one but himself to blame
>Stop trying so fucking hard
kek your the one spreging out and shitting up the thread for fucking ebin of all people, just shut up and go back to 8ch you little faggot

>>39413281
That's the problem lad. It's pretty much impossible to know. Some girls are just naturally flirty with you, or are just really friendly in general. It's all one big risk which is why I don't recommend going after coworkers. If she rejects you, it's going to be awkward as fuck seeing each other every day

>>39413319
glad you could respond in a mature way, you're the only one bringing him up and threatening him in this thread and on 8ch. Just drop it before something bad happens to you. Nobody fucking cares.

>>39413225
Stop telling 4Chan how it acts. If people want to raid, it's well within the spirit of 4Chan to raid. Similarly if people don't want to raid, they don't have to, that's the spirit of 4Chan too.

>>39413220
>legal/=/ moral
I think a 16 year old with a 23 year old is too much. It depends on the girl and the guy of course but most of the time that's too much

>>39413304
kill them all billy, kill them all

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>>39413313
you have no idea how fast things are going lad, If I don't get shit locked down now I'll end up like you losers worshiping tripfags on an anime image board at 25 while still being a virgin and all the women will be used up whores with no youth or happiness left in them

>>39413357
who defines what's moral?

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>>39413330
Ye thanks anyway lad, im probably just overthinking friendliness, ill tell you lads if i ever score though

>>39413384
peter hitchins

>>39413372
>you have no idea how fast things are going lad
>saying this in a thread where most of the people are 25+

>>39413356
I believe 4chan has a whole has grown up from that time period, your acting like /b/ did in 2007-2010. Especially doing it against someone who has been posting here longer than you and holds 4chan views himself but got wrongly ostracized. Not to mention the internet is much more policed these days and a 4chan post is enough to incriminate you. I'd drop it for everyone's sake.

>>39413389
If you're really close with her, like yous talk privately a lot, maybe outside of work too. You could ask her out jokingly, like joke about yous dating and gage her reaction from that

>>39413179
Not what I was implying, and I'm sure every board has its fair share of fucktards.

>>39413384
For everything outside the law, the individual does. I was giving my own view of the moral issue, guy who posted the story had a diffrerent one

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hcBoFlG65w

>play ck2
>heir is stressed from bullies since age 9
>becomes depressed at 16
>dies of an illness at 17
feelsbadman

>>39413432
Are you the guy who was lamenting about having no one to play your song to because you're ugly

>>39413333
fucking kek
state of you
leave now you little mong


No one here cares about your trip
you could of just let everyone do there thing in the different threads, but no you had to white knight and defend ebins honour and shit up this thread ,which was why i came to 8ch to warn you unaware faggots thats OTHER anons will make things worse for ebin so shut up and go back to your little space on 8ch.

>>39413421
I've literally been there for 2 days, working next to her and getting trained at the same time. I dont fucking know why she keeps touching my arm so i dont spill shit or do the fucking dessert wrong

>>39413465
it's okay, they weren't good enough to take over

>>39413483
he was actually a genius with diligent and lots of other great traits, he was too beautiful for the world

>>39413495
he may have been smart but think about it, he couldn't handle a bunch of bullies, as heir to the throne, how was he going to handle leading a nation?

>>39413420
Nice one ebin, you think 4chan grows up you silly smelly boy.

Made a new Youtube lads, give me some good channels to subscribe to. I mostly watch informative shit about anything really, movies, game industry, books.

ah fuck it. roll time me thinks
evens sleepu
odds fappin time

>>39413508
its all my fault, i let him get bullied because i thought it would make him stronger and he would lose stressed

>>39413474
This post is so embarrassing. I'm not white knighting i'm simple stating ebin has left and all you're doing now is throwing out threats for no reason. Hes clearly left both threads and now you're just being an edgy /b/ tard for the sake of it. Nobody wants to continue this shit anymore, you've won. Congratulations.

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>>39413544
Nice, gonna stay up for a bit though

>>39413544
remember to give kev your cummies

>>39413552
you did the right thing, as a strong leader you need a strong heir, he wasn't worthy, now impregnate your wife/mistress and make yourself a proper heir

>>39413558
i'm not
>>39413563
if i remember

>>39413473
na i'm a different cunt sorry

>>39413579
I can't, i already died and some random relative inherited. it would have been worth him succeeding me just to pass on the genius trait

You can hear the death bells ringing. The good old days are over.

>>39413604
ah jesus christ this changes everything, rip to the poor lad

>>39413606

Maybe it's for the best for some of us

>>39413555
Yet you are still here most likey ebin being anon again, he has a habit of doing it.
>threats
Simply telling you what other anons said trying to warn you, you fucking twat seriously just leave already this is my lasted (you)
>Nobody wants to continue this shit anymore
Then why do you keep shitting up the thread you sperg.

>>39413604
Ck sounds fun. Might get it if it goes on sale. Sorry for your loss anon.

>>39413640
Stop replying for fucks sake, the sooner you stop replying, the sooner he goes back.

>>39413555
how uncomfy
now you know how we feel

>>39413653
anon just pirate it, dont give in to the paradox jew and their billion dlcs

>>39413653
thank you lad Pieter Pieterzoon II Gerfuling is in a better place now

>>39413660
>>39413660
It is was my last (you) to that faggot, actually hope some anon makes a gay ebin hookup site profile now because of this twat.

>>39413627
I think it is, good sir.

>>39413192
aint amazing lad but pretty good for 2 quid when drunk

>>39413694
He sounded like a faggot anyway, good riddance Pieter

>>39413677
I don't torrent. I'm always worried about something going wrong.

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>>39413677
how 2 pyirate vidieo game?

>>39413738
oh god, it's year 7 latin class all over again

>>39413752
>>39413776
lads... come on now

>sister is going to do an Asuka cosplay
>never going to be able to fap to Asuka again after that point

>>39413831
not good with computer desu...I torrent music and films and stuff but I imagine video games would be easier to fuck up. Guess I'll give it a try

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>>39413833
All the more reason to fap to it lad. Also post pics when it's done

>>39413861
That's what I'm thinking. I'm a Maya/Reifag so it's not so bad. But I can see myself only jerking it to Asuka for the next few months.

Aaaah nice cosy night time run lads

What exercise have you done today?

You need to stay healthy if you want to live long!

Have you guys seen the new YouTube layout? The theatre screen is comfier than ever.
It's really fucking good

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>>39413888
>Maya/Reifag
Patrician detected. But if we're talking fap material, Asuka takes the cake. Why not jerk it to the pictures of your sister as Asuka instead? Even more tabboo and /devilish/

>>39413932
Why would we want to live long

do you think any of the trips will come back

>>39413932
I moved from my chair to the kitchen, then back to my chair then back again a couple times. Gym tomorrow though I promise

You?

>>39413848
just be careful, look at comments on torrents, make sure youre downloading the right stuff, use your brain, i know you can handle anon because youre here with us on britfeel

>>39413962
>Why not jerk it to the pictures of your sister as Asuka instead?
Same reason Kirino was worst girl

closest you've come to dying lads?
almost drowned. twice.

>>39413985
Widely accessible space travel could happen in your lifetime anon!

>>39414000
I went out for a walk through town earlier today Anon, decided to go to the further shop since it's nicer

I've just been for a run now ofcourse, tommorow I'm hoping to get out on the bike

Any of you lads moisturise your dicks?

I've started and its very nice

>>39413088
they're legal it's fine lad she shouldn't have invited you

>>39413088
She's got the hots for you - they are a bit on the young side though desu.

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>>39414004
>use your brain, i know you can handle anon because youre here with us on britfeel
Haha oh if only you knew lad

30% on Sarah and Duck. Sorry this is taking a while.

Not those anons but downloading CK2 now and worried my piece of shit laptop wont be able to handle it.

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Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

>>39414281
i used to be able to play it at like 15 frames on my old 200 pound from argos laptop, but that was version 1.0

>>39414256
i was trying to say i have faith in you lad

>>39414318
>200 pound from argos
Mine is a 100 bong second hand one. I know so little about computers I just wanted something cheap with enough space for my shit movies/porn

>>39414256
why not just stream it on tv muse get any tv/movie in min 720p max 1980p

>>39414395
yeah you're probably fucked then, let me know how it works out for you

Man torrent sites kept getting shoahed. Bloody internet police

>THIS IS AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

I cant see any of the doxxers getting in trouble when they can argue that ebin is a fictional character.

>>39414530
>I cant see any of the doxxers getting in trouble

They will unless they used a VPN

>>39414530
The 4chan threats had nothing to do with his blog though, they a threatening a real person and was posting his picture. Doesn't help that hes a legit autism sperg and will be seen as vulnerable

>>39414556
>Doesn't help that hes a legit autism sperg
who do you think the average britfeeler is ?

was there this much of a shitstorm when poley got doxxed? i was new here then and dont recall it that well

Potential mixed race gf cucked me for a literal pajeet. I feel physically sick.

She wasn't in my life for long but we had some good times together. Went on hikes and shit. I helped her with her studies, helped her move her stuff (what a headache that was). He was on the scene at the time and it was obvious she was into her, she told me she had mixed feelings for him. I tried to play the disinterested third party, didn't want to sound like I wanted to sabotage him. One time I was at hers and he started calling her. She ignored his calls and we were laughing about it. Then he fucking came round and got into her flat block sokrh and knocked at the door. We both laughed at how crazy it looked and she eventually let him in.

After she messed me around a few times by ignoring messages I decided to cut her off because I became disillusioned. I ignored her apology and no messages have been exchanged since. That was a month ago. I've kept an eye on her WhatsApp profile and she always has different profile pics of her with friends and family. Today she changed it to a pic with her and pajeet. Her arm was around him. I was shaking with rage.

He's a student, final year I think. A few inches shorter than me, used to be gym obsessed but no more, still carrying decent bulk - could probably take him in a fight though. Facially he's alright, got one of those round Indian faces but nice skin and teeth. Hard to compare with me since we're so different. He's above average for a pajeet and I'm below average for an Englishman. He's doing some tech degree, not super high status but there's potential and I'm sure he'll earn a decent amount in a few years. So in terms of LMS he's got the edge I'd say when you look long term.

But he's smelly (not meming) and he doesn't speak properly. To say it's broken English wouldn't give the right idea but he loves his shitty motivational platitudes and you can't have a natural conversation with him.

(part two incoming)

>>39414580
they're not legitimate autists, just meme ones.

It look's like ebin actually has an autism diagnosis and god knows what else