Normie

I'm deeeaaaadddd!
This wasnt original

Hey anon! Lovin' the new look, (grabs bicep) have you been workin' out?

Send nudess XDDD im so funny guys look at me

Hitler did nothing wrong lol nein

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>>39411980
There is so many normie shit I hear everyday at uni, that I don't know what to choose, maybe this
>Follow your dreams, only you can realize them, just be yourself - said by most spoiled thot on the campus

>>39411980
>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

origamily.

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WUBALUBADUBDUB MOTHERFUCKERS!

edit: Thanks for the gold

>>39412020
*slaps ass*
Cute butt, faggot.

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>>39411980
>see something animal abuse related
I'LL TAKE MY SHOT GUN AND SPRAY YOUR BRAINS ACROSS THE WALL YOU MONSTER
ROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

PICKLE RICK

HUEHUEH

What's your major?

EVERY
FUCKING
DAY

I fucked yor mom lel

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>>39411980
>What's your favorite (enter faggot sport here) team
Make it stop lads...

>>39412020
>>39412912

You faggots need to stop this shit, or I will show you my pee pee

I hate peaople who beg for likes
like this comment if you agree
*insert crowd laughing*

A pack of wild normies yelled out "HEY" to me when they drove passed in their car. So I think normies say hey a lot.

>"I'm alt-right"
>"antifa and the alt-right are both just as bad"
>"I'm not racist, but..."
Every time.

>>39411980
I have a girlfriend
This was not original, apparently

Wow have you heard about the hurricane today. Omg all those people man gee wiz.

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>>39412718
>Tells you to be yourself and follow your dreams
>Entire personality based around media archetypes and marketing

>"Life is great"
>"That party was awesome!"
>"Trump is such a racist"

I enjoy watching interracial pornography

>I listen to pretty much everything, except for country XD

>>39411980
HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING MAN that scene was awesome!

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>i dont want to adult today
cringe to my grave every time i hear normie retards say such stupid shit

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>>39411980
Do hurtful things normies say count?
>Anon, shut up, Chad is funny, you're not.

THOT DETECTED

BEGONE THOT

XDD

LOL JK I RESPECT WOMEN (dabs internally)

Hey BRO let me show you this new MEEMEE I saw on 9fag xD

>>39411980
Just b confident :D rofl lmao t b h

>>39411980
Ugh anon you listen to metal, it's too loud and violent.

THIS TRAP MUSIC IS THE BEST MUSIC EVARR!!!1!!

Gimme dat succ, boss

I got SOOOOO fucked up last night

>>39411980
"Hey, just because I go to the club it doesn't mean that I'll get drugs!"
Next morning, in the most radiant and proud voice I've ever heard:
"GUYS LAST NIGHT I WAS SO HIGH I LITERALLY TOOK A MOLLY RIGHT AFTER A TRIP AND EVERYTHING WAS..." And you know, stuff like that. I have nothing against drugs tho, I just hate normies that do drugs to be cool to other normies

hahahahahh loool updootled

Why is it every time a girl mentions she has a boyfriend it's as if she's saying it in Thu'um?

I love hiking

>longboards past you, nearly hitting 5 people in the process

>>39415493
hearing girls say this like its some proud achievement just makes me disgusted

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"same"

originbyEA

Hi I'm Nick, I work at ... what do you do for a living ?

>i have a girlfriend
>*laughs*
>and then *laughs*

Hey let's add each other on facebook!

>>39415060
*ifunny
Nobody unironically uses 9gag anymore

>>39415493
These girls all seem to have the same voice too, some lilt that immediately makes me hate them.

>I'm about to go meet up with this girl

>>39411980
but are traps gay XDD?

>not all anime is bad dude

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>Are you a democrat or republican?

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>We need to ban assault weapons. I'm a mother and I want my children to be safe.

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>I love anime! Dragon Ball Z is my favorite.

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>Haha so I put my phone back in my pocket, right? And as SOON as I do it I get ANOTHER snap; happens everytime

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>I only treat fat people as subhumans because I care about their health

..right

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>>39411980
>on Le 4chan borsing for Le memes

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This site is absolutely disgusting.
All of you are entitled virgin manchildren that treat women like shit and always say racist things.
None of you deserves a girlfriend, instead of trying more you chose to be bitter instead, attacking those poor girls that absolutely don't deserve it.
You should have more respect toward women you bitter virgins.
Seriously, I bet you also supported that Nazi Trump, are you all mentaly ill?
But I'm not evil and dumb like you so I'll offer you some advice: get some help, talk with your friends about it, they'll surely try to fix your bad behaviour, you can also visit reddit as there are many good subreddits that'll help you with becoming more progressive like a normal human should.

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>>39417551
(same guy btw) unuff with the Le it just sounds stupid now

Normalpussy
>gross
Robogod
>disgusting
>>39417570
You messed up

>>39411980
Hhaahaha duude wtf is wrong with you

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>>39414320
This. It hurts when you try and they knock it down.

Children cannot consent to sex

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>>39416892
>Suggests we defend ourselves and our children without weapons because the aggressors use them too.

>>39411980
That is SAVAGE *puts on nigger accent* BOIII
(my sister does this shit all the time, I wanna kill myself).

"Bruh I'm dead"

>"Let's make america great again, amarite guys?? xD"
>"This wouldn't be happening if we voted for Bernie"
>"Drumpf!!! xD"
>"We need to build the wall!!"

Did you guys catch the new Game of Thrones episode?

>>39411980
"make america great again" xD

>>39418232
Your sister sounds hot, have you fucked her while she talks dirty to you in that ghetto voice yet?

>>39411980
PICKLE RICK!!! hahahah YEAH RICK AND MORTY BEST SHOW

I don't know what normies say, I haven't stepped my foot outside the house for 3 years at least.

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"dank memes"
I despise the word "dank" and can barely force myself to say "meme" anymore.

>>39411980
"Yeah i watch anime"

>>39414228
Hate this, like what do you even respond? You don't know anything about that from them. I just generally take it as meaning that they don't like music, because half of the time it just means they listen to top 40.

>> I find that offensive

>>39411980
An hero faggot lol

>>39412792
I kek'd
Upvote

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>I'm doing this degree because I want do what I love
>studying psychology
Yeah, enjoy being unemployed you dumb bitch. I always wonder what's like to be a normie who doesn't care about anything.

>>39411980
wanna toss the football around ?
>fuck no

>>39416409
Are we on the same planet?

U mad bro??? XddddDDDD TROLOLOLOLOL MEME XDDDDDDDDDDD