who /drinking alone/ here?

>>39409658
I'm not drinking because I'm under the legal drinking age. Otherwise I would be drinking right now.

>>39409717
i started drinking at 5 years old
you're a sheltered pussyfag

>>39409717
are you from USA anon? if not, it's pretty easy to get alcohol

>>39409658
I'm not drinking because there is a history of alcohol addiction in my family.

I know that if I start drinking regularly, it will rapidly spiral into full alcoholism and I will die by the age of 40.

Is there another way of dribking

>>39409717
uhhhh alcohol isn't even illegal. It's not like you need to do a drug deal to get it.

>>39409658
Still at work but when I get home it's cruzan rum and generic brand vodka tonight

>>39409783
It's pretty easy in the USofA too. They even banned it for like 10 years here and people still drank a fuck ton of it.

>>39409741
you sound like a degenerate

>>39409783
I am from the USA

>>39409804
I used to have means of getting alcohol while I was at college, but I dropped out and live at home, so I have no way of getting it again.

I only drink in the mornings before school, In the evening I don't interact with anybody so there is no need to be drunk.

>>39409804
Most people on this board lack the social skills to find someone the can get alcohol.

>>39409840
im a khv living with my parents and ive never taken a smoke of cigarretes or mary in my life

and im still calling you a pussyfag
think about it

>>39409840
feels good to live in Europe, as you can easily drink from a young age

>tfw the cashier asked for ID even though I am 20

>>39409866
It just means that you're retarded.

Just because you have an easy way to get alcohol where you live, doesn't mean that other people automatically will.

>>39409847
How much do you drink per day, anon?

>>39409892
heres a protip:

>1. take a can of beer
>2. drink it
>3. profit ???

>>39409658
>liquor store employees know me by name
I'm starting to go to stores in other towns to avoid this.

>>39410079
oh really? And how exactly should I go about getting this can of beer?

>>39410088
>ask your parents for a beer
>find a shop that doesn't ask for ID
>get someone to buy it for you

>>39409658
cheap can beer. enough to make me dizzy since im a bit malnourished

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>>39409658
I've been drinking alone almost every night for a few weeks now. I mix vodka with beer it's pretty good. I might be legit alcoholic but I don't even care

Tonight I'm drinking Mount GAy rum. Tomorrow will most probably be the same. Perhaps I'll drink another rum the night after.

>>39409840
>calling others degenerate
>posts on /r9k/
WEW

>>39409658
Alcohol is a normie drink

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I actually stopped drinking about two months ago. I used to drink every day after work and really enjoyed it until I stared slipping into depression. Started to isolate myself from the world and getting shitfaced alone can get pretty lonely and boring. Good thing I discovered Kratom. I started taking around 10 grams twice a day along with smoking pot and it really mellows me out. Enough to just embe content sitting in fron of my computer and playing WoW Buring Crusade . This makes the time pass by fairly painlessly. I even have a few buddies playing with me now and we started a guild.

Kind of went off on a tangent, but there you go. Thanks for asking.

>>39410129
where are you from? what kind of shit beer?

>>39410155
drinking with friends is for normies
drinking alone is the mark of a true robot

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>>39410122
>ask your parents for a beer
my mom thinks that i'll be an alcoholic if I have even one sip of beer. She would never agree to that

>find a shop that doesn't ask for ID
Pretty much all the shops around here ask for ID. Even if some were more lenient than others, I'm only 5'3, so they're not gonna cut me any breaks

>get someone to buy it for you
Who? I have no friends and can't stand talking to anybody, including strangers.

I dont understand how drinking is enjoyable alone, it clouds my mind and makes me feel stupid. I want to think clearly always. Maybe youre trying to avoid the thoughts that come when you think clearly?

>>39410155
how the fuck is alcohol a normie drink? maybe if you go to a party or a club, but even then, you can drink just to forget about being sad.

>>39410150
I know. But that's how bad anon is!

>>39409865
Are most people heretoo underage to go to theliquor store themselves?

>>39410155
What do you drink ? Bleach ?

>>39410220
According to a recent poll, more than 50 % of the board was between the ages of 13 and 20. So yes. This board is too young to drink, on average (at least, in the US anyways. Which is where most robots live).

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c'mon guys, don't let the thread die, I'm lonely

>>39410196
Real robots drink bleach.

>>39410172
>>39410196
>>39410225
have your (you)s back I was messin lads

>>39409658
>why are you not drinking?

never have OP. never will. inb4 babby/straightedge .etc
my father and grandfather used to drink a lot and beat me. it's like pavlov I associate the smell of it with getting beaten so I vowed never to touch it so my son could live a better life than I.

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>>39409717
>what'a faggot, in my country you can drink at any age and buy bears as a 14 year old

>>39410434
thanks senpai, i like (you)'s

Fuck alcohol

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>>39409865
hahahahaha
>standard robots

>>39410445
Sorry anon. But before I can buy my own beers, I have to get fucked by the ass by good ole uncle sam first.

Remember, until you're 21, you're not mature enough to make the decision to buy alcohol. Now please, go work for mr. Shekelstein until you're old enough to drink.

>>39409658
Weizen type beer. Taste exceptionally good, although I'm not a beer person.

>>39410851
I tried some wheat beer yesterday, and I didnt quite like it

https://youtu.be/YDWEz1mia1I
>if you're drinking and looking for music

>>39409658
I've got half a pint of absinthe, 130 proof wish me luck lads.

>>39411072
RIP anon. 1990-2017

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>>39409658
I'm drinking (read: am drunk on) whiskey. Always whiskey. Tastes better than shit vodka. Pretty affordable and strong. 'Merica.

>>39410472
Normie, please leave. Shouldn't you be on your way to the big party tonight with Brad and Stacy?

>>39411131
vodka is the best if you're trying to get drunk. I want to believe that whiskey tastes better, and I pretend to do that, but it doesn't, it still tastes like alcohol

>>39411248
Personal taste I guess. I fucking gag with shit vodka. Shit vodka basically is nail polish remover. Shit whiskey goes down smooth. Might go blind from methanol poisoning but worth it.

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>>39409658
3 beers only, I had a shitty day. Usually I wouldn't drink on a Wednesday, especially not 3 beers.

>>39411289
maybe it's because I'm Easter European, but I don't find vodka shitty.

Like that shittty joke:
>there's only two types of vodka: good and really good.

Been drunk the past three days. Not sure about today. But maybe. Still got enough rum to get moderately fucked.

I am underage and have no overage friends and don't feel like dropping $100 for a fake id

>>39411425
I too know this feel anon. There's no feel quite like the underage with no friends feel.

>>39411450
Yeah, it's a shame there's a $100 price of entry to drinking if you don't have a decent social circle. Guess I'll have to wait a year and a half unless I come into money or friends

>>39411575
For me, I have to wait a little less than a year to start drinking. All things considered, it's not too long to wait, considering that when I was 18 I would have had to wait 3 years to drink. Could be worse tbqh.

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Haven't even brushed my teeth and I'm drinking 8% in bed. Anyone got some comfy youtube videos?

>tfw you can drink at 18 in the UK

lmaoing @ you Americucks

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>>39411683
DON'T REMIND US OF THIS SHIT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39411683
At least we don't get murdered by terrorists and then have the state news which you're required to pay for whether or not you agree with it say that it's not their fault because they're from poor countries with brown people and a different culture

>>39411644
holy shit this picture, can you explain what caused this friend?

>>39409658
i only occasionally drink, and i buy something a little better than shitty smirnoff. gross, get it together lad

>>39409658

What are you drinking tonight?

Jack Daniels, the honey version

>why are you drinking tonight

I'm hopelessly in love with a girl and she lives really far away and I'll never be able to date her

Went out into town and drank a few cans of smirnoff and cran because I'm lonely and useless and may as well kill myself

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>>39411697
>"At Least we don't get murdered by terrorists"
>Mass alt-left and alt-right riots
>Police get shot by the public
>If you are nigger then you get shot
>Country is crumbling to bits
>Also, pic related

>>39411683
>you can drink when you're 16 in Denmark LUL

>>39411779
>Country is crumbling to bits

I'd bet my life you faggots crack first. Children of Men is becoming a documentary.

>>39411697
*cracks open a cold one*
sorry lad what was that?

>>39411920
fuck off, muzzie.

origamily

>>39409658
>>39409658
Dinner will be champagne and a bowl of cereal. Livin the life.

>>39409658

warm sake

it's my comfort

>>39411777
>drinking anywhere but inside your room
look at this loser

>>39411683
kek, how's that massive displacement of your people and the end of your culture going for you bro? how's the sea of brown people in your major cities? how's the police going after people who say mean words but not rapists going for you breh? how's the butter knife arsenal?

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>>39409658
A cheeky Cuba Libre - Tesco's own brand white rum with Coke Zero and crushed lime juice to compliment (not forgetting the lime slice and the ice cubes, that goes without saying). Me and my friends drink this all the time; it's a normie's paradise, alright!

Please love me, /r9k/. I can't function in society. I thought I could, but every day I see everyone around me distance themselves from me more and more. They've started to see me for what I truly am - a monster and a charlatan. I'm about to go out of my fucking mind. I can't go back to being a robot. help me

>too autistic to buy alcohol
>mommy violently berates me if i ask her to buy it for me and thinks one drop of it will kill me

>>39412113
I'll love you, if you want. But you should probably make some friends IRL if you want to be sure you won't an hero. What's got you feeling down, anon?

>>39412142
>sneak out last night to buy beer and wine coolers
>drinking a wine cooler outside
>dad comes out
>fuck
>hide behind trash can
>comes over
>starts yelling at me if asking if I'm smoking "dope" (weed)
>calls me slim shady (been saying this since I was like 13 because I listened to eminem like one fucking time), calls me thug, and says he's gonna kick me out
>show him the beer thinking he's still gonna be mad but not as mad
>oh thats ok i don't even care
>it's a bag full of a cans of cheap ass booze obviously just to get me drunk
>i'm drinking alone outside
>many red flags
>he doesn't care at all

feels weird man

>>39412209
I drank too much once and puked in my garbage bin in my room.
The next day my mom just says with a cheeky smile "Had a bit too much last night, eh?".
I was relieved but at the same time shocked that she didn't seem shocked at all.

>>39412385
the literal only time i ever got any kind of flak was when my dad found a vodka bottle in the trash, but he doesn't blink when his 12 pack turns into one beer in a box that i had to restrain myself from drinking so that he could have a beer for himself after work if he wanted one, he seems to think beer can do no harm

>>39412515
I had to promise my mom to atleast not drink liquor when she found out that I stored empty liqor bottles in all my fucking drawers.
But I agree with her actually that liquors more harmful than beer from my own experience.

>>39409658
Drinking a shitty beer just because it have an high dose of alcohol. once i'll get my summerjob money, it'll only be whiskey

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>>39409658
Try sobieski, Anon. It's cheaper than smirnoff and it's the best vodka I've ever had. Came across it in high school because it was the cheapest vodka at the place that wouldn't card and everybody I show it too agrees it's smooth as shit.

pic related

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>>39409658
Jacob's Creek Shiraz just like the pleb that I am.

>>39412766
that's some good shit but the bottle fucking sucks for pouring and spills everywhere when im buzzed, meanwhile Fris is 3 dollars cheaper and good to pour shots with

Too poor to drink, way too expensive where I live. Nicotine is a lot cheaper and gives me a decent buzz.

>>3941016
I hope everything goes well for you Anon, take care!

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All I got left in fridge and bag of MD unfortunately not enough to kill myself with

>>39411709
faggot nu-male mod was hired to runescape with questionable qualifications and the very first thing he did was add a gay pride event, there were days of straight up "fuck niggers" and players dressing up in all white and wielding nooses

iloved alcohol so much taht I drank myself unconscious every night for five years. I was absolutey sober for two and half years. I had a drink a month ago and felt sick.

The pleasant drunkenness is gone.

drank my first ever glass of alcohol a few days ago. 3AM, I was feeling blue while drinking rum with coke in a dark room. it was a huge glass, thought I'd get drunk but I didn't feel better in any way. alcohol is a meme

>>39412938
good, stay away from it faggot, because once you drink juuuuust enough and hit that "sweet spot" it's all a downward spiral from there

>>39412938
No one gets drunk with just one glass, although a huge glass of rum and coke should at least give you a slight tipsiness.

>>39412885
>Too poor to drink

A 1.75L bottle of vodka only costs $12 if you buy bottom shelf. Even bums can scrape up enough cash for that shit

>>39412885
Where do you live?In the US you can get alcohol so cheaply that to anyone with a job it's basically free.

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>tfw rehab fucked you up so alcohol is now the devils drink

>>39412982>>39413035
1L regular Smirnoff costs $52 in Norway.

>>39413069
JUST TAX MY SHIT UP

>>39411721
shit,i know the feeling too much
stay strong my friend