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>Be 10ish at the time
>Was outside friends house
>Live in potato land so had a Hurley with me
>Some girls were outside at the time, weren't with us
>They all hated me, thought I was annoying
>They wanted to set up a lemonade stand in their estate
>Know they hate me so try to piss them off saying it was a shit idea
>Some girl comes up behind me and hits me on the back of the head with a hurley, pretty hard
>Turn around and slam my hurley into her side as hard as I could
>She ran into her house crying
>Next day her dad see's me his daughter had to go to hospital
>Demands I tell him where I live so he can call the police on me
>Tell him fuck off and run away
>Nothing ever happened
>mfw

>be me
>13yo/7th grade
>am in a crowd of friends from class
>couple of girls I used to regulary jack off to are there too
>6th grade kid comes from behind and rolls my tracksuit down
>starts running away
>always had bigger proportions since a kid
>at the time i was 5'9" and 180lbs
>kid was mere 125lbs
>start chasing him with my friend, i corner him
>biggestpunchever.jpg
he cries

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>>39406312
>6th grade
>outside part of lunch time
>hanging out with a couple of my friends
>some faggot throws an apple at one of them
>calls me fat
>he runs off
>I chase after him and kick the living shit out of him.
felt breddy gud

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>8th-9th grade
>get picked on some literal closet faggot that thinks its funny to grope other guys' junk or ass
>lose my shit and fight back about three times in total with him
>in every single one of those fights he didn't even dare respond to my punches and it all happened in front of class
>the third time he got beaten he had to run to the nurse for some ice compress for his head
Well I turned out to be the villain and got scolded by the teachers and normies but my crush supported me so who wins, fuckboy? Btw I don't think I am an aggressive person but the primal surge of energy when you beat up some total tool like that guy just feels amazing. I mean who cares 2/3 of your classmates tell you that you have anger issues when you just kicked that guys ass and he was close to calling some of his friends because he wanted to see me beaten but he was too much of a pussy to actually confront me.

>>39406312
>headlock fag
>being smug
Why not actually fight anon?

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>>39406665
>13yo/7th grade
>at the time i was 5'9" and 180lbs
I assume now you're a /big guy/? what are you stats now?

The first and only """fight"""" I've been in went this way:
>9th grade
>waiting outside our class following lunch for the teacher to unlock the door
>one fag that no one likes is being retarded
>I start belittling him because my friends all laughed
>when I turn to walk away, he punches me square between the shoulders
>didn't hurt much but pissed me off because he was being a pussy
>spin around and assume a literal kung-fu pose
>the one with your dominant fist readied and upturned with your other in a clenched fist held at the waist
>let out a literal kiai as I throw my momentum into my fist
>smash this nigga dead in the gut
>is fat so absorbs what little force I probably actually had
>he still got the wind knocked out of him
>was super pissed off but everyone else was just staring and later pretended it never happened