How would you eat this in front of her?

with both hands, no utensils

I don't even know how is it possible to eat thses kinds of stuff with utensils

>om
>nom
>nom
>nom
>buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp!

If she's bothered by that, then she's a literal waste of time.

>jug of milk

>>39404440
i would have it wrapped to take home along with some other food and leave, i feel very uncomfortable eating around other people

>>39404440
>excuse me, miss, but that seat is taken
>if you would be so kind as to leave
Why the hell would there be a roastie sitting across from me?

>>39404440
>Cheese on it
>I can't eat cheese
Well first i'd ask the waiter to fix my order

>>39404440
that milk is on the verge of falling off the table

>>39404486
Turn it off you attention whoring cunt

>>39404440
The play is to take all the food (and possibly her phone after removing stuff like the SIM card), then leave

>>39404519
>Doesn't eat cheese
>Will eat the deli meat on the sandwich
Wew lad

>>39404440
Id just eat the jalapenos and then excuse myself to the bathroom for an hour.

>>39404547
he might mean he's lactose intolerant

>>39404526
nevermind the table has 2 shades of wood

>>39404561
>lactose intolerance
Almost like we aren't supposed to eat animal products hey?

>>39404440
With my bare hands. It's a goddamn sandwich, you don't use forks and spoons on it.

>>39404577
I would eat you if I could, vegan-cuck

>>39404652
>if I could
Well at least you admit you're weak and can't do shit. Props for being humble about it

>>39404440
Why does she look bored/annoyed? Why would anyone take a picture like this? Why would you order something while she gets nothing?

>>39404440
Well you don't have to worry about eating it like a man. What is that, a day sandwhich? Does it come with extra semen? No wonder that bitch looks bored. She wants the dick, and you're gonna need to rest your tummy for an hour to digest your fagwhich so you dont get a tummy ache.

>>39404712
>REEEEEEE any two people that go out for lunch need to order the exact same amount of things

>>39404440
I'll be using my hands. Then again I'll never be in this situation so why bother...

>>39404440
Chad would eat it with hands.
I would try to do the "right thing", struggle to use utensils and fail miserably.

>>39404738
Your Swedish aren't you?

>>39404734
>exact same amount
Not at all. But (based on your assessment, not mine) they are going out for lunch. She isn't having lunch.

>>39404440

I have a beard and it would be difficult, i probably will be nervous asf but like everything in my life i wouldn't mind or give a shit, my beard is probably be full of shit by the time I finished and she would look at me with disgust

>>39404757
And i wouldn't use a fucking fork and knife to eat a damn sandwich cuz im not a faggot, she can leave me if she want to

>>39404752

or maybe her order just hasnt arrived yet

>>39404798
That's what I was thinking as well, but still such an awkward picture to take. She looking kind of bored. Also the OP implies that's all she ordered.

>>39404577
almost like you need to shut the fuck up vegan queer. I'm amazed you had enough energy to type out that response.

>>39404846
>I'm amazed you had enough energy to type out that response.
What did the retard mean by this?

>>39404877
>I can't comprehend basic english.
malnutrition must be getting to your head

>>39404900
>I can't comprehend basic english.
>Pasta and beans are magical foods that are completely energy free

>malnutrition
What nutrient do vegans lack that carnies get naturally?

Doesn't matter.
If you're a chad and you eat like a pig she'll still like you; If you're a beta and you eat with good table manners she still won't find you fuckable.

the ONLY time this would make a difference is if you are a marginal chad , i.e. in the narrow range of "maybe I find him fuckable but I'm not sure", in which case you just need to eat it confidently.
most of these "faux pas" do not matter at all. a chad can respond in nearly any way and the girl will still want to fuck him, the beta can respond in the optimal way and the girl still won't want to fuck him.

>>39404963
No one cares go fuck a goat.

>>39404995
Fucking goats is a non-vegan thing though :)

>>39404440
I wouldn't. Sandwiches that are too big to take a proper bite out of trigger me, I would have ordered something else.

>>39404981
how can i eat confidently?

>>39404444
Probably like Mr. Quads over here.

>>39405618
chew with your mouth closed desu

>>39404440
>her face when she realizes you're an adult and still drink milk

>>39405711
that sounds like a beta way to eat, i imagine chad would eat with his mouth open and talk to her non-stop, covering her face with spit and bits of food

>>39404486
I'd feel comfortable eating around a qt pi like you :3

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>>39405781
are you a femail(no penis)

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>>39405855
I checked and I am but I don't live in yuroop Stanley-chan so idk if this is gonna work out ;____;

>>39404725
>>39404712
She's tired, not bored. Her eyes are almost closed, if she was bored she'd use her phone.
The guy probably think she was cute like that.

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>>39405886
add me on discord Vulpes#9821 if you wanna talk a bit at least

>>39404440
I'd just eat it like the man I am. I don't care what this bitch thinks. And I eat like a beast too, so I'll be licking my fingers and shit when the sandwich falls apart, picking up the insides with my hands. I'm not sure why she's even there because I wouldn't ask a girl like that out. She looks like a boring stacey

>>39404440
why are you the only one eating food?

shoulve eaten before going on a date

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>>39406051
>tfw one of the only chances of getting laid was squandered because I bought a huge burger and she thought it made by breath gross

However the fuck I want. I'm not gonna let that snotty bitch tell me how to eat. If she has a problem then I don't want to eat with her.

>>39405750
Drinking milk is significantly less childish than drinking soda.

>Mom makes a chicken wrap
>Puts sauce on the outside and has me eat it with a knife and fork

Only women can be this retarded. I can guarantee finger food is given to customers with utensils because women complain otherwise.

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>pick it up
>hold it horizontally
>bite off a corner
>bite off the other corner on the same side
>work my way down, length ways

>>39404486
this

>try to get a bite out of it and you accidentally grabbed the whole tomato with you
>you're either stuck with putting it back with your teeth with the rest of the food in your mouth or you'll have to get to get the tomato manually in your mouth with your hands or you put it on your plate gentley with your mouth
>halfway in all the food will escape from the side and things you didn't know even were in the sandwich are dripping out

this is a nightmare

>>39404440
>eating anything that requires you to open your mouth wide enough to show your teeth in front of a girl
Do you take me for a normie?

>>39404440
i would scarf it down before she woke up super sneak like

especially since i dont even remember ordering that meal so i know it doesnt belong to me

>>39404440
A better question would be why the fuck have I got like two pints of milk

>>39404440
Like a pig, which is why I'm definitely dying a virgin.

>>39406354
>drinking something literally made only for newborns isn't childish
Hahaha

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>>39404444
>>39407777
Originally checking

>>39404440
>tomato
not at all

>>39404440
Sure, why not? Fuck her. Why is she even sitting across from me? I saw this table first.