Robotfeels

>>39403817
Kek, when did you realize you were fucked?

>>39403817
Maybe he just thinks you have shit taste in anime, what were you watching?

>>39403817
I looked up all my elementary friends on facebook this morning... i really wish i didn't...

>>39403817
Are you even making an effort to find a job or do you just watch cartoons all day?

>>39403848
About this time... At the kitchen table.
Me: so dad would you happen to know anything about Highschool DXD?

him: Oh fucking lord.

Me: what its a show I don't mind that you like it personally I think that it is a top tier anime series.

Him: no, I don't like it. And yes it is bad that you like it. Damn it anon you're 25 and don't have a job why the fuck do you spend all that free time watching cartoons about gay highschool shit?

Me: dad, just don't not this again I -

Him: yes this shit again and I've seen all the other faggy shows you watch. It's ok if you're gay but you expect me to be alright with this shit, you live under my house don't help anyone and watch this shit all day. I want you out by tomorrow you can stay at your grandmother's.

Then my mother started crying and I walked out. It's been 1 day.

Watch more and more anime so your dad has to keep going through your history and seeing what you're doing all day. Like, tell him you're looking for a job or something so that he checks to see if you're lying. Eventually he'll have watched so much anime that he'll turn into a weeaboo and become addicted. Then you both become NEET bros and watch anime all day together

>>39403925
Your dad's a cunt anon, kill him

>>39403950
Yea, how dare he not want to pay to support someone who literally does nothing but take up space.

>>39403996
Fuck you. They are my parents, they have to look after me. And I can't exactly they are job in this economy.

>>39404174
Try harder anon
ororor

>>39404174
You're 25, anon. Parents should take care of their children, but you're not a child anymore. Not in a physical sense, at least.

>>39404174
Are you at least TRYING to find a job? And how old are you? If you're old enough to post on this board, you're old enough to not need someone else taking care of you. I get that the economy is bad and jobs are scarce; but if you're not even trying, then your parents have every right to be fed up with you.

>>39404268
If you had any brains or reading comprehension you would know I am 25. Jesus fuck wagies are dumb. I don't want a job as I fear I may become as stupid as you.

>>39403925
>Highschool DxD
>Top tier

You had it coming anon. Can't say it's undeserved either.

>>39404248
the anon didn't ask to be born and be on a pursuit to have a job

And your dad was not worried about your /r9k/ history?

>>39404284
> Jesus fuck wagies are dumb.

Wew

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You realize he has your internet history, so he's reading this right now

>>39404284
That's it? The only response you got is sperging out because I forgot one detail from your whiny opening post? Holy shit, no wonder your parents are done with you.

>>39403925
The real reason you watch shitty Asian cartoons about high school is because you probably missed out on teen love and a social life in high school.
Is there internet at your grandma's?

>>39404417
1. Fuck you you're wrong
2. Yes obviously you moron.
Fucking dipshit I swear

>>39404354
oh shit

hello anon's dad i hope you read this.

>>39404524
Maybe you'd have a better life if you weren't such an angry sperging douchebag.

My fucking sides, probably the best thread I've read today.

>reeeeeeeeeee normies i dont want a jobb i dont want to be a wagecuck reeeeeeeeeee

>>39403817
Blown the fuck out by based dad
Stop watching shitty anime and ask him for recommendations

So this is where you come to bitch about my family that fucking supported you through all those times in highschool. Provided a roof over your head and food on your table through thick and thin.
This is the thanks we get for dealing with your shit for the last 25 years. You make a posts on the internet bitching about us despite not having accomplished anything yourself. Since you left school at 16 you have done nothing but consume resources, have refused to get a job and made us pay for your therapy. Me and your mother have both being working tirelessly to keep this family together and for you dare say we haven't. You even got your mother to go to the prom with you because you didn't want to be alone? And what did you after? Told everyone that she was your milf Girlfriend and that you weren't lying. You are a disappointment and you don't deserve to live in this house.

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>>39404982
>milf girlfriend
bahahahahahhdbdjdnsnajndn
of this is true it's fucking funny.
but I'm sure some kids would know it's his mom

>>39403925
>Highschool DXD is top tier
you deserved it

>>39405356
yeah..... fuck you so kys maybe?

>>39403817
This hits me hard a vocaroo from a roastie I am a dicklet and a manlet there is no hope

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

Harem anime is garbage and high school anime is garbage, maybe if you had some taste your dad wouldn't have been so ashamed of you

>>39404524
So how long you going to stay with your gramma for?

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>>39404982
10/fuckin 10 LARP anon got me giggling

>>39404174
>And I can't exactly they are job in this economy.
I assume you meant to write "can't find a job in this economy".
And we both know you are wrong son.
You just have to get over yourself and walk in, look the manager in the eye, and give him a firm handshake, that's all it takes.
I know you can do it, champ.

Hopefully OP kills himself and is no longer a burden on his family. I feel so bad for his mother and father, spending years or resources on such obviously inferior genetic stock. You've killed your parents OP. You are a genetic dead end, and because of your failure you have made your parents genetic dead ends. The world would be a better place i your kind didn't exist. High School DxD... you are literally scum.

>>39405760
Why do all of them want chad thundercock? I mean I'm 5'10 with a 6.5 inch penis and thats not good enough?

>>39403817
i ffeel bad for your dad

anime faggots need to die

he should've beaten the hell out of you and confiscated the computer

>family internet history

The fuck? How does that even work?

>>39403925
>DXD
>top tier
Hopefully you die in the streets.

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>>39403817
>tries to bond with his dad over animu
You get what you deserve, you weeb faggot.

>>39403925
>American familys

OP may be a filthy leech at this point but his parents are heartless scum also. Assuming OP has been a robot his whole life his parents. Like any good people should have just got that their son was different and understood that they can't understand instead of reinforcing his fears by yelling at him.

I didn't realize that there were kind normies until I visited my aunts house when I was 15 or so and my normie relatives were laughing and being loud which made me feel off which my aunt took note of and instead of treating me with a bitchy attitude for not being normie actually decided to level with me and gave me some food (since she was making it for everyone) like she was down to earth and knew my struggle.

My family continued to give me shit for not being a normie throughout my years but now I know that non of it was necessary.

OPs family does need to help and take responsibility for their "mistake" of a son. But nooo he isn't Chad so to hell with him.

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>>39403817
Cool story, now post one that actually happened

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>>39403817
Holy fuck this thread is the toppest of keks fucking bravo to everyone here, even you OP

>>39406803
>it's another: normie Dosent believe that bad things can happen to people so denys that it could have happened. Episode

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>>39403817
>>39403925
>Being a weebshit

Your fault

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I think that would be better, if your dad actually treathened to kick you out and basically has given up on you.
My dad hasn't, he still loves me and always pops in when I'm in my room and asks me what I'm doing and trying to be interested.
He knows I'm depressed and is trying really hard to make me feel better, and that is a heavy burden for me because I really want to kill myself but I can't when dad has never given up on me.

>>39405056
>implying his dad even knows how to use 4chan

You deseve to be kicked out you worthless, self-pitying leech

>>39406138
>Hopefully OP kills himself and is no longer a burden on his family.

A lot of NEETs say that they don't want to kill themselves because of what it would do to their families, but what they fail to realize is that it would actually be a benefit to them...

1) Instead of wasting money on food and clothing for a useless sack of shit, they can save up for a nice vacation.

2) Mom can finally re-purpose that bedroom into a sewing room or something (if she can ever get the semen stench out).

3) All calls from relatives are outpourings of sympathy over dead child rather than yet again having to answer "Does he have a job or a girlfriend yet? Is he gay? Is he one of those pony guys I read about?"

4) No longer living in constant fear over what else he might do to embarrass the hell out of the family.

>>39403925
>Highschool DXD
>top tier
good riddance

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>>39406837
>it's a delusional robot believes outlandish posts while strawmanning into oblivion episode

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>>39403817
>come across history on the family pc
>tags include, shemale, stockings, etc
>it's not mine

Like father, like son.

people who have children deserve all the misery they can get

>>39407079
Outlandish? nothing like this ever happened to you? Damn you normies must have it good.

>>39407151
This. Breeder normies deserve the worst.

>>39407177
>Damn you normies must have it good.

Yea, it's amazing what things can come your way when you don't deliberately commit yourself to being a useless waste of life.

>>39406901
I know this feeling all too well. why is my dad so good bros

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>having a dad
Faggot, you don't know how good you have it. And not only do you sponge off him, you try to sell him Highschool DXD as anything other than shit?

Fucking kill yourself.

>>39407215
>actually believes it's deliberate

We are in two worlds, normo

Show em some good normie anime like Cowboy Bebop or something. Maybe something not about gay high schoolers.

Generally what works for me when family is being overly critical judgmental hypocritic shits is to "double down" on whatever behavior they don't like. They don't like me watching anime. I'll watch it even more. I'll watch it all day. I'll make it my fucking life's mission to do nothing but anime, just to spite them. Eventually they'll get tired of the negative feelings bitching to you about it brings them (normies are easy to tire out) and they will never mention it again. Rinse and repeat for everything they hate about you

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>>39407177
>it's a get called out and deflect to the normie boogeyman episode

>>39407259
>>actually believes it's deliberate

If the person isn't even attempting to get a job (or even just going the extra mile to help out around the house), then yes; it is very much deliberate.

And then you have people like this who have it down to a science...>>39407742

>>39404284
You stupid faggot go get a fast food job or something so you aren't a useless sack of shit. Conversely, get a gun and suck start it.

>>39403925
>I think that it is a top tier anime series.

Do people really talk like this outside 4chan?

>>39407742
Or you will just get kicked out like a retard anyways....

>>39407876
>Do people really talk like this outside 4chan?

I'm starting to think that some robots are robots BECAUSE they talk like that outside of 4chan.

>>39407926

No, my psychological warfare ensures they give up on that idea entirely

>>39407927
You're just being evil now! You're just being EVIL!

>>39407958
Your first post had me convinced; you should have just stuck with that.

>>39407970
evils my middle name >:)

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>>39403925
>DXD

sorry bro but you had it coming

>>39408007
fAHCK YOU, for MAKING ME WANT TO KILL YOU!

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>>39408104
hehe, good luck TROLL

>>39408125
I'm not gonna leave until you break down, because you are making ME break down, and it's just making me 12x angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier!

>>39407970
>>39408104
>>39408144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

Oho

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>>39408144
and angrier?

>>39408228
Huuuuuuhh...

Now I've got vocal damage, it's all your fault.

>>39403936
underrated

original
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>>39408291
Lay off the vape

>>39403925
Looks like you should've watched Fist of the North Star, faggot.