>forgot to clear browsing history on the family computer

>he's not a 4chain.orj hacker
WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

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>moved out of parents house
>left my old desktop there
>family uses it regularly
>it's full of porn I didn't delete because of sentimental value
>occasionally worry about it even though it's well hidden and no one in the family knows what to do with a computer other than facebook

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>Doing your degenerate shit on the family computer
You bought this on yourself

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>>39402730
parents found there rare brandses folder

>>39402942
Haha, same here nigga. Although It was hidden well. I did delete however recently when we found it. Still works well, running XP

>>39402942
>he's not keeping his porn and lolis in My Documents like a real man

>>39402942

send them an email saying you need something and remote desktop it

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>use incognito mode on personal laptop no one ever has used except me
>disable even remotely possible connections to other apps when I install a new one
>frequently check facebook activity log to see if anything has been automatically posted even though I haven't voluntarily posted anything there for about 2 years
>always refresh facebook after I've been to an event to remove any posts I've been tagged in from my timeline
>never type passwords
>always use offline mode if possible
>always assume worst
>occasionally search my name on google and wipe anything that I can

Who else /paranoid/ here?

>>39404234
Pretty much all of /g/

>>39404234
>occasionally search my name on google and wipe anything that I can
iktpf, removed 20+ results and counting
tfw i have to get a youtube account that isn't mine taken down so that certain videos will be removed.

any ideas how i can do this? i want the account to be unappealable

At least you've got relatives who know how to use one living with you.

>>39404234

> frequently check facebook activity log to see if anything has been automatically posted

I always do this after i watch porn or post something degenerate online. In fact I'm probably going to check it again after I post this reply.

>>39404234
>occasionally search my name on google and wipe anything that I can
How do you do this? I keep seeing voter results along with some website called medium. I've never created an account at either, yet there I am

>Aunty wants to use computer to look up a Cucumber-Dill Aoili recipe
>WAIT I JUST HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY QUICKLY AUNTY!

>>39404234
How tf do you remove google searches

I want to remove a Google+ post

>>39404906
ik man i really wanna know too

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>never ever delete my history
>bookmarked favorite videos on old laptop
>one day get new laptop
>Mom asks me for old laptop
>completely forget about bookmarks and history, gladly hand it over
>5 minutes later
>"ANON COME OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"

>>39405308
so, what's your an hero plan?

>>39402730
>family computer
are you 12? or just a third-worlder?

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>>39405354
This was like 3 years ago, didn't care too much when it happened

>one day mom walks into room
>I'm not watching porn
>she says loudly "anon stop watching 'belly fetish videos'"
>Ohshitsheknows.iso

>>39404234
I always use incognito mode for porn and 4chan even though I have had my own PC purely out of habit

>>39405435
i did that AND had my own pc when i was 15 and my mum still gave me a fucking awkward talk about porn about 30 mins after i was done on pornhub

>>39402730
why would you even use the family computer at all? You wouldn't use the family toothbrush would you?

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>go on dad's computer
>type "s" into address bar
>xxxshemalefuckfest
>shemalesluts
>xnxx shemale_gets_dick_sucked

>>39405435
>incognito mode
kids today are so spoiled

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>>39406981
Like father like son amirite anon?

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>>39407392
>see only top half of image
>dong expands
>scroll down to reveal full image
>instant big cums

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>tfw watched piss and bdsm porn on parents computer when I was 11
they probably didnt found out though cus they didnt told me anything

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>>39407485
>tfw pirated cheese pizza from limewire when I was 11
I wonder if my parents knew

>>39407542
>be 12
>Google search for naked preteens

>>39407542
how the fuck do you pirate cheese pizza

>>39407607
call pizza hut from somalia

>>39404234

we know ryan

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I don't save anything with actual nudity to my computer, I just keep it in my Reddit saved folder.

don't worry it's just a proxy I don't regularly use reddit

i make sure to use incognito tabs everytime
and save nothing
and delete everything i don't need

>>39403065
I'm keeping it on my desktop in a folder
most of it, at least

>>39404234
>>frequently check facebook activity log to see if anything has been automatically posted
top fucking kek I do this at least 10 times a day

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>>39407542
>tfw did the same and thought it was okay because "They're the same age as me, what's the problem?"

>>39402942
>Porn
>Sentimental value.

Fucking lol

>>39407569
>be around same age as you
>spent hours on google trying to find nudes of girls from school

>>39409320
>he doesn't have a collection of minute long grainy low quality videos from the 90s that can't be found anywhere else on the internet

>>39409361
Just a funny choice of words that made me laugh. I picture someone's Nana lovingly gazing at an old black and white photograph when I hear sentimental value, not a vid of some chick getting covered in paste.

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>unencrypted flash drive full of my nudes (some of which show my face) and various humiliating pornographic images goes missing
>tfw that shit is going to probably turn up years later and fuck me

>>39409495
Hey guys I found some USB drive on the floor while getting another piss bottle. Plugging it in rn.

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>>39402730
I think I accidentally saved a porn image I was fapping to on my dad's kindle when my ipod wasn't around so I used his kindle to fap, but he was very vauge about it and suspected my brother to.

>Dad calls us

>Tells us there was something saved on his kindle

>Describes it as a "naked woman in a thong"

Sounds too vanilla to me desu, if anything I fapped to was saved on my phone my dad would most likely just look at me in a disappointing manner instead of act like it's a normie problem, so it was likely my brother, closest I have to this feel though.