Would you look like a chad if you actually worked out?
I look like a Chad without working out
>6'2"
>broad shoulders
>blonde
>deep blue eyes
>soft brow (that sort of one when people say "soft eyes")
>decent jawline and chin
>sweeping straight hair
>solid build
Lose about 7kg fat and put on 5-10kg muscle and Id literally be chad except
>chubby cheeked baby face
So close man, so close.
>>39402312
Nope, I'll just be slightly less pathetic.
>>39402312
I'd look like a really strong dwarf
>>39402312
If you're ugly without working out, you'll still be ugly if you actually did work out
Even Zyzz was pretty good looking during his skinny days.
>>39402593
How many grams of dog meat do I need to eat in order to have that body?
>>39402312
Nah, my face is fucked.
You can't imagine how disappointed I was to lose weight and become skinny, only to find out I was still ugly thanks to genes afterwards.
>>39402312
Fuck no
Id still be a 5"7 manlet
With an introverted, near autistic personality
And a 5/10 face at best
>>39402523
Doesn't losing weight make your face a lot less chubby? Or are you saying you naturally have chubby cheeks?
>>39402312
yes, but only if I find a cure for balding.
Grew from 172 cm to 182 cm at age 19, rapidly balding at 20
I literally spent the only year that I could have been Chad as a chubby isolated fuck
Life is unfair bois
Maybe, but my mental conditions would still be present so it sort of makes it a lost cause
>>39402770
Naturally chubby cheeks. As in even when I had anorexia from drinking and sleeping I was still chubby-faced. Tie in dimples and yea, GG me.
>Start doing exercises at home to try and build up strength and get a bit more fit.
>Fucking torture myself every day for a few months
>Realise that I've gained no muscle whatsoever and I still feel like shit
Exercise is stupid
>>39403152
Did you start eating better and more often? If you didn't do that, then of course you won't get bigger.
>>39403239
Yeah I eat a relatively balanced diet, I'd say. I always get some fruit and veg in there.
No. My frame is ridiculous, 6' tall, 22' shoulders, but I'm aware of my "freak aura" preventing me from being a chad. The way I talk, the way I stand, my ticks, my general demeanor, I will never be chad.
I do work out but I'm a fat perma-bulker. Would look athletic if I dropped 30~lbs but I don't see the point when I'm so alien in every other aspect.
Might do it anyway, see what happens.
>>39403265
>fruit and veg
PROTEINS AND CALORIES you dumbass, you wont get ripped by eating a "balanced" diet made for women
literally have everything i need
>good genes
>thick, straight hair
>great metabolism
>can gain muscle easy
>green eyes
>brown hair
>6'2
only fucked thing is
>tfw my cheeks arent hollow and not really great cheekbones in general
i was so fucking close lads
I'm a 5'6 turbo manlet, but I have a pretty decent face, so maybe I could be a Brad.
>>39403375
Yeah I eat plenty of that as well. I never said I wanted to get ripped either you fuckfreak.
>>39402312
No. It depends on your body type and genes.
> Been exercising, lifting for months. Only little muscle gain. Not even noticeable when wearing clothes.
> Can't afford much food.
> Still be the butt of all jokes for being skinny.
>>39402312
Getting swole won't improve my terrible social skills, it'll just give me more opportunity to spaghetti and disappoint people.
I'm 5'2 so being a Chad is never going to be an option no matter how big I get.
>>39403438
Plastic surgery m8 and become chad.
>>39403598
To get the face of a Chad wouldn't be "plastic surgery" so much as breaking your face to advance most of it forwards; it would be literal hell.
>>39403714
You need to look up a guy called Mike mew, he'll fix your shit face by telling you how to use chewing exercises and tongue posture and bring facial muscles upward and forward
>>39403929
I've been doing that myself for 16 months or so, I look a hell of a lot better
>>39403929
I mentioned the surgery because even though I look better, I still don't have a very forward face. Even before I started, I still had some potential, whereas some people have so much facial dystrophy, they'd probably need surgery for a substantial improvement.
I am a proto Chad. I have the face of a Chad, but the mind of a robot