At what age did you realize you never touch something like this

when i looked in the mirror at age 9

That looks disgusting and it more then likely smells awful

>>39400975
I have faggot

>>39400975
but anon l did

>>39400975

2 of my main fetishes are face sitting and pee

I have completed them both with out the aid of a hooker

sex is nothing, you are basically a virgin until you have fulfilled a fetish

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I'm 5'9, skinny fat with man boobs (probably gyno) but I have a 5'7 qt jewish gf that loves me to death and I love her.

>pic related

She made it for me

>>39401891
>Your GF
>Jewish
>Skyrim
>Root beer

I wouldn't leave my robothood for this fucking abomination.

>>39401891
>valuing dogs more than people
disgusting

>>39401976
>valuing anything at all
blech

>>39401958
>>Your GF
My gf
>>Jewish
Imma have tall, strong nosed, high IQ, Ashkenazi ubermensch children with with her
>>Skyrim
It's cute when she's really into a game and out of all the casual games out there Skyrim is one of the best and nerdiest
>>Root beer
Root beer is the best you dumbass beaner

>I wouldn't leave my robothood for this fucking abomination.
Good, she's mine

>>valuing dogs more than people
>disgusting
No it's cute

>>39400975
dang, at first look i thought that was a cobra

>>39401891
>bloodborne
patrician taste for a imaginary girlfriend

>>39401880
My 2 main fetishes are facesitting and traps. I feel like the luckiest man on the planet for having both of them fulfilled