What/Who am I?

>>39398918

Will post more if any of you arcanines care

Please go on anon. It helps me feel better about my own social inability.

>>39398918


The second time was when I came back from this skipping school and playing some sport somewhere near the school with a bunch of my buddies and I was really sweaty. I was just relaxing in the school shop (for amerifats it's a place where you can buy food distinct from the cafeteria outside of the school with a clear view of the front yard of the school with chairs outside under the nice weather to chill) and ordered some pizza and this girl which I knew fairly well as she was in my literature class saw me and let herself be seduced by phermones of mine. She already had a bf and after talking for a while and finding out I've been skipping school to play she came in for a hug when I was sitting down but I just high fived her because I felt bad about cuckin another guy.

A time I could have lost my kissing virginity was when I was in the cinema watching some dumb normie movie with a bunch of my friends who invited a bunch of girls (one of the girls was the one from the first hugging story who was flirting with me while I was waiting for the bus.) She was eager to get me to sit in a secluded area of the cinema and shoved all my friends to the side to steal the 2 seats for her and me in the corner which were only booked there because the employee who chose our tickets said we came too late and had to pick odd seats scattered around the cinema. In there when it got boring (which was basically the entire film) we were just shitting on it for being too saturated with cliches and too pandering and I thought it would be funny to do this meme where I say "Hey wanna kiss" and if she says no I say "Alright then," and proceed to eat hersheys kisses but what I didn't predict was that she said yes and I said alright then and then began to eat hersheys kisses only to realise what I did was actual retardation. She called me, no meme, autistic and refused to talk to me for 10 minutes before acting like nothing happened.

Part 2/3

Hugging isn't cucking bro. You shouldn't have felt guilty about it. The hershey story is funny. Right meme, wrong time.

>>39398918
Now that I think about it, I think I lost my handholding virginity when we were playing this game where you hold the other persons hand and try to hit them on it as hard as possible and try to get a reaction out of it. The movie cinema girl held my hand and asked me to play and I got autistic rage because I was crowned the undisputed champion and she asked me to go first so I ended her entire career with one swift moving of the hand and she screamed. I walked away like Mugen walking away in the 14th episode of Samurai Champloo all stoic and shit only to realise I am retarded. (I think she also screamed please kill me in her head like in that scene but idk desu)

As I finish typing this, I think I belong on /fit/ more than I do r9k so i guess this is goodbye

part 3/3

>>39399720

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7s9nySLga8

watch it on mute cuz its dubbed not subbed

>>39399720
Have fun on /fit/. Honestly, you seem like a guy chicks are into you just need to figure out how to not get into your own way. They could probably help with that.

>>39399778

But how do I get girls to love me for me not for my physical appearances and not fall in love with those who are superficial

>>39399796
Maybe they're just interested in you for your looks and love is something that might happen later once you get to know each other better?

I'm a virgin so I don't really know. Maybe /fit/ does.

>>39398918
>Can you guys shed light to what I truly am

I'm not gonna read your story. You're just a dude with internet access. Stop turning 4chan into some meme identity thing.