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Just lost the v-card.
Literally all it takes is dieting down and a bit of work. No one needs to be a virgin.
>Go from skinny fat to thin
>Look up all sorts of makeup and hair videos to improve looks
> Get on Tinder
> 20 messages a day.
Guy I lost it too brought adderal cause I said I liked it and drinks (cool because I can't buy for 4 months). Got another lined up who also is offering free shit.
Not quite like jerking off, just kinda hurt, but at least I'm not going to be a 21 year old virgin like some people. Now I have people lining up for me.
I could get one right now, but with it being the first time I guess my puss is kinda sore right.
>2017
>literally no excuse for being a virgin when it's this fucking easy
>already found out I can make $50 an hour easy on cams too.
Just diet and learn makeup.
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>>39394411
Go masturbait somewhere else
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>>39394411
nice bait(original commento)
/saged
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what the fuck is this shit originally
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>Guy I lost it too
FAGGOT.
By the way, I have an amazing diet and an amazing body. I am etched out of stone and granite, chiseled from the finest materials. My body is a work of art and my skin is smooth and milk and silky. You wish you could have this. I am a masterpiece in every way.
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>>39394411
You missed the part where we are males and you are a female. Losing virginity as a female is as easy as asking a guy, "Hey, you wanna fuck tonight?".
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I'm not sure if you're a trap or a woman.
Either way you need to get the fuck off my board already, normie.
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getting sex as a woman or a faggot is about as hard as a fish drinking water
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>>39394411
i'm not gay so this won't work
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>>39394543
Traps aren't gay idiot.
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>>39394411
>>39394411
Pretty sure this is b8 on so many levels.
>virginity meme
>OP looks too much like randytaylor69
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>>39394411
holy fugg any more of pic related?
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