In light of the new school year, lets talk about some of our worst memories from highschool/uni
Ill start
>be me 7 years ago
>be 15
>be a complete autist fag that doesnt talk to any girls
>start trying to talk to girls
>get treated like am an alien
>talk to my crush for a while and make stupid jokes to her
>stupidly think she likes me even though she was just being nice
>start following her around to her classes
>try really hard to make her my gf
>one day i get an ego boost and decide to ask her out to prom
>go to her locker in the morning all dressed up with flowers
>ask her out in front of everyone
>her friends are laughing like crazy and she loudly said "ew no im sorry"
>realize how stupid i was
>run to the bathroom and cry like a little bitch for like half an hour
>got bullied almost daily because of it
>become a silent neet from then on
>still think about it almost weekly
That was painful just typing that
That sounds rough but
>7 fucking years ago
It's normie tier advice but it's all I got: forget about it and move on
>long time ago
>be me
>really like a girl
>too much of a pussy to talk to her
>years go by
>she is going to leave the school
>friends make me talk to her
>I do it because it's my last chance
>we become friends
>she leaves the school
>around half a year later
>she comes back to the school
>spend every break with her
>my family hates her
>she knows, she has heard mean things from my family
>I distance myself so she doesn't get any more damaged
It's been almost two years since the last time we talked, I still miss her
>don't get a date for prom
>go anyway
>only kid at prom with no date
>get bullied on dance floor by popular student council clique
>they made a slideshow for the prom of our school's senior year
>they only put photos of themselves
>fall asleep in limo on way back
>crush gets fingered by Chad in tent that weekend on camping trip I attended hoping to hook up with a girl for the first time (her)
JUST
>>39393260
>be me
>living in philadelphia
>school ends
>go to playground
>there's a sweet ass basketball net there.
>these guys come here.
>jackasses go to our school
>the fuckers follow me home
>pick a fight with me
>being the weak high schooler I was, I lost.
>mother finds out
>she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air
>I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
>She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
And that's my story of how I became the fresh prince of bel-air
if i had to do it over again i would of dropped out at age 16 and then got a GED,
i put up with the bullshit and bullying cause i believe the Meme, just work hard and it will bring good results
>home ec class because sounded easy
>have to take care of robobaby
>worst shit of my life
>cries non stop
>had times where feeding, rocking and burping did nothing
>teacher goes full muh this is nothing compared to real one
>fed up after sleepless night
>punch hole in wall
>turn on due date when the school unlocks doors
>97 because I let it cry too long once
>class average was in the 40s
This reinforced the idea that kids are horrible and only dumb roasties and cucks have them
>be me
>hanging out with my 'friends'
>oneitis was in the group
>this was the last week of school and I wanted to win her heart
>oddly we were talking about fetishes
>"hey anon, what's your fetish?"
>can't reveal my autism, obviously
>"Uh, I guess I have a foot fetish."
>oneitis replied with "so do I, anon. Haha"
>this is my moment I thought to myself
>I placed my barefoot ( I was wearing sandals ) on her lap and told her to "lick it."
>she screamed "Ewww!" with a face full of disgust
>At that point I was panicking and just ran away from the area and back to my house
>Haven't spoke in three weeks I also deleted my social media account
I want to die.
is joe flacco elite?
>forced to change schools senior year
>really liked some girl i sat next to
>prom time came around
>found out she had a date
>asked me if i was going to prom
>tell her no
>"but you have to go its senior prom"
>nah
I couldn't even tell her I had no one to go with but i'm sure she knew.
>>39394782
jesus christ wow what were you thinking.
>>39394957
I wasn't. I probably have autism.
>>39394804
Flaccid will always be elite
>>39394875
I don't get what's so huuge about this senior prom desu
>>39394875
>but you have to go its senior prom
I doubt many robots in high school even have senior prom on their radar. Just goes to show what a different planet normies live on in comparison to us.
>>39395086
Ehhh I mean it happens once in your life and is supposed to be romantic and shit. Normies always like to celebrate those once in a lifetime moments. I don't really regret missing prom but I do regret a lot of other things like not joining a sports team so I could be socialized properly.
>>39395091
Yeah I had only the girl in my story as a friend since I left my other school. I simply wasn't interested in making other friends for 1 year but that was probably a mistake as well.
>>39393260
shit happens when your young because your newb at life, you learn from dumb mistakes like that. move on
Sigh bump 7
>>39394782
Say what you will, but when push came to shove, you laid it all out on the line no bs. Sometimes you win sometimes you lose. You're a champ anon