Hug your aniki thread

Touch the cow

>>39391820
In my experience, it's first come, first served

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>>39391917
Shit I dont got one of those, guess we done here.
>>39391607
>It's fine I'll take care of her
>she won't be a problem anymore
Okay now ya'll sounding all crazy like you're gonna kill her or turn her dyke or something. One of those is fine.
>tfw unironically thinking about jacking it to frozen porn now

>>39391928
Do it now.

this never gets old

>>39392014
Don't post in threads that use weeaboo words
>>39391820

>>39391988
Yeah but that one is ambiguous and doesn't have a title and I could of sworn this one was first

>>39392085
Better than weeaboo faggot words.
And can you not see that it was posted four minutes before this thread?

>>39392140
Searched for hug and didn't see it up so I made this one. The other thread is gross already so let's keep it here

I'm confus. Someone tell me which one is the One True Thread (tm).

>>39392224
I pick here but that's just me

>>39392198
Maybe you're retarded.

>>39392224
The one posted first, ie the other one

>>39392224
Whichever one has the best discussion!
That is currently this one!

>>39392363
Stop being a little baby bitch. The other one was posted first, so that's the official thread. There's literally zero reason to use this thread or be upset about it.

>>39392224
I think this isnt confusing enough and we need a third thread to make things proper fucked up.
I also think ima go slap big sister awake and chill with her until people figure shit out.

>>39392413
I haven't posted in either thread before that, anon.
Maybe check the IP counter

>>39392435
Slap her butt like you said you would last thread

>>39392477
Sorry, I'm not autistic. The other thread was up first, so logically it'd be the thread to post in.

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>>39392490
Yeah okay sure, ya'll got me all weird feeling anyway, why not.

>>39392595
Slap her butt with your dick

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>>39392224
I'm gonna choose this one since it's slightly less weird
>>39391556
I'm not used to this
>>39391677
>fast and dirty
How else will we avoid your sister finding out? I don't think she'll approve
>>39391699
Right now I don't but I can't say for the future
I'd rather not ruin my body
>>39391722
I don't want either of those things though
>>39391738
Please don't
>>39392014
>like you're gonna kill her or turn her dyke
She'll be both once I'm finished
Just kidding
>>39392093
No please I'll take the shed instead
You don't deserve to be in the cold

>>39392595
Do this >>39392653
Post results my man

>>39392014
>jacking it to Frozen porn
Welcome to the group, brother. Frozen masturbation best masturbation.

>>39392683
>I don't think she'll approve
Who knows. She got a bit of a dominant streak that I'm trying very hard to bring out. Maybe the whole "teaching two subs" thing would get her.

>>39392683
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't want marriage
Bad sister.

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I thought this was pretty funny last thread

>>39392898
Notice the official thread was posted one second after that

>>39392880
She already got rejected by her brother, it's no surprise.

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>>39391917
Ayer belongs to Bowman.

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>>39392931
I'm probably the last person who shouls say this but take your fujo shit elsewhere. Ayer belongs to his sister

>>39392971
>probably the last person who should say this
Why, are you a fujo?

>>39392836
Would you want that though? I wouldn't enjoy sharing
>>39392880
I'm barely an adult, give me time.
>>39392898
rest in peace
>>39392922
You can't blame me for that...

>>39392971
GBF is a game for collecting cute boys. All of the waifus are shit.

>>39393022
You make me wanna reject my sister if she ever confesses just to see her reaction. Though I'm pretty sure I already know how she'll react.

>>39392898
F

>>39393022
Yeah in reality I probably couldn't bear sharing, either. But sometimes the idea of being groomed into a good pet together with another, possibly younger and even more inexperienced girl, wew. It does things to me and my sheets, horrible unchristian things.

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>>39392998
Boy love is pretty great tbqhfam

>>39393031
Agreed. For now.

Got my dick sucked in a tent, that was cash. We just did a lot of sightseeing and she dumped some of her deeper thoughts on me. We made out and groped each other for a while one night, that was the closest we got to sex.

>>39393099
>twice the amount of grunting and smelling and penises
I'll pass, but you do you kissy.
Yuri still purest and best form of love.

>>39392683
>No please I'll take the shed instead
>You don't deserve to be in the cold
I do but that's beside the point. You'd be my imouto, I'm made to look after you, not the other way around.

>>39393147
>Yuri still purest and best form of love
No. That is love between siblings.

>>39393139
Were you the guy with the clingy sister who sucked you off randomly one day?

>>39393147
No sibling love is the most pure. Also penis smell is great as long as it's not filthy

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>>39393189
>>39393210
I'll concede sibling love.
Sisters a best though. Come at me.

>>39393139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONN-0uoTHI

>>39393147
>Yuri still purest and best form of love.
I slightly disagree, I'd definitely say that yuri is the most aesthetic form of love though.

>>39393225
>Sisters a best though
I'm sure every brother would agree that his sisters are the best.

>>39393210
Yeah I am. I'm in this weird boyfriend phase where she wears my clothes, cuddles with me, and makes me buy her things but nothing more than my first post happens. I like it though.

>>39393237
The make out session was new. Pretty cool if you ask me

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Man I wasnt ready for all this lewd shit today, what happened
>>39392708
Naaaah, too late, wouldnt do that gross shit anyway.
Had to slap her like five times to wake her ho ass up and now I feel like I did a bad thing. Sleepy-ass bitch doesn't even realize what I did I think.
>>39393225
Man I got nothing on ya'll lewd people but lesbo sisters seem great is all I'm saying.

>>39393405
We're not that lewd. Occasionally.
Really, depends on how we're feeling. I'm just counting down until one glorious week all the grills here are ovulating around the same time, we'll gay Laura and the thread will burst with lewdness. So much fun.

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>>39393375
>I like it though
Congratulations on your purest love. Hopefully it transforms into more

>>39393405
You know I'm joking anyways. Did you slap her butt at least though?

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>>39393480
Yeah mybe it's just those creepy guys from the last thread but still, shit feels lewd today.
>>39393555
Girl I was talking about her butt, yeh. Aint gonna slap a chick in the face five times, that's just mean.

>>39393592
Did you give it a good squeeze or five?

>>39393480
>We're not that lewd.
No, WE'RE not. YOU are.

>>39393622
Why do I feel like you're a cop.
I mean when she wouldnt wake up I kinda grabbed and shook it a little but that's when I was like "Oh shit nah ima stop this".
Okay ima go chill out for real now.

>>39393555
You guys have it so good. You don't have to go look for a significant other.

>>39393674
What? Why would I be a cop?

>>39393700
It's not without it's challenges anon. I wish you the best of luck though

>>39393700
Of course you do. It's more than that though. What do you think happens when you get rejected?

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>>39393057
I'm sure your sister is less messed than I am
She'll probably take it in stride or something reasonable
>>39393087
>groomed into a good pet
Wew
I like the idea of threesomes but yeah I wouldn't want it to actually happen.
I have a hunch you're more into the idea than you think though
>>39393159
Don't be so selfless, that's not nice to yourself nor me.

Just a bunch of tripfags talking about nothing. What a shit thread.

>>39393778
>take it in stride
If by 'take it in stride' you mean 'burst into treats' then you'd be right. Worse than last time, no doubt.

>>39393778
>Wew
I know right?
>I have a hunch you're more into the idea than you think
I don't know. As a fantasy it's great but I think it's one of those things that are better as just a fantasy. But who knows. I'm submissive to a fault occasionally, if she'd want to do it I wouldn't say No.
Certainly not if the other girl was such a qt as you.

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Okay I'm gonna be home in an hour. I need ideas for what to do With my Aniki Dubs gets consideration and trips gets me to do it. Quads and I do it all night. What should I do?

>>39393976
You should fuck off and stop shitposting!

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>>39393778
>Don't be so selfless, that's not nice to yourself nor me.
Well we can share the room then, I'll sleep on the floor though. I hope you don't mind having a giant skeleton as a carpet.
>>39393976
Pic related

>>39393976
Kiss his forehead, tuck him in and flick the bean in the room next to him until you're exhausted.

Also is the hug roll around? For tomorrow at least.

>>39394050
>not censored
You monster.

>>39393817
>burst into treats
Sounds pretty good to me
But yeah it's something you're going to need to handle really delicately
>>39393867
>if she'd want to do it I wouldn't say No
That's what I was getting at
I think it'd be kind of a bad thing to introduce to your relationship though. Definitely better as a fantasy.
>Certainly not if the other girl was such a qt as you
Stop it you qtpa2t
>>39393976
Give hugs?
>>39394050
I'll have you as a blanket or I won't cross the channel

>>39393976
Get him all riled up, and then give him a back of the knee special.

>>39393976
Suck him off until his nuts go completely dry

>>39393976
Gentle femdom until he orgasms from soft hand touching. Please rng gods gift me trips or quads

I kinda want to hurt myself, too
What's been helping you, ella?

>>39393976
Get pregnant with someone else's child and don't tell him

>>39393976
This >>39394229 but with so many Black men you wouldn't know the father

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>>39394192
Don't hurt yourself badly
I just punch my arms/legs a little when I feel like it

>>39394284
I mostly meant what helps you stop
But I've been a little rough already

>>39394075
>I'll have you as a blanket or I won't cross the channel
Right, you drive a hard bargain but I'll be your blanket and anything else that makes you happy. Anything for my imouto.

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>no one even getting dubs
Wow

>>39394192
Don't do it anon. Been down that path and it literally does nothing but make it worse.

>>39394307
I just stop doing it when I feel like it, I dunno. It's not an addiction or anything
Just don't make it permanent
>>39394339
You're being selfless again
Treat yourself the same as you would treat me

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>>39393674
>"Girl let's chill"
>"Oh sorry I'm going out with a friend"
Okay so no chill tonight, gotta hang out with ya'll lewd people I guess.
>>39393706
Sounds like something a cop would say.
>>39393976
Man I wanna say somethin' mean but I'm too nice and got nothin', just suck his fuckin' dick or something I dunno.

>>39393976
Why not a foot job?

>>39394447
You think only a cop would like it if you squeezed your sister's ass? You telling me you wouldn't?

So how do you guys do it? Connect with people, be physically affectionate? My cousin's back but I'm not getting better fast. It's like I'm back to what I was when I still lived at my dads place all over again. I went to dancing this evening, as I am wont to do, but I just couldn't connect again. I danced a little, but hradly any more then last week. I didn't really talk to anyone besides some italian guy that was new and that was just because I walked by him a couple times when I started walking in a square to calm myself.
I didn't do a single couple dance and I'm as scared of them now as when I first started. I've gotten worse and more awkward at hugs and I didn't hug anyone but a few that initiated it. A couple weeks ago before my cousin left I'd walk in ang hug half the people there and everyone at least twice when I left. Or it felt like it anyways. It just all seems so strange to me again. Like other peole are weird and not like people but more like aliens and I don't trust them and they are all so into each other, almost have sex on the dance floor and I don't know what a naked girl who isn't a porn star even looks like.
I can't imagine myself in a relationship. I dream of it sometimes but it's laughable to me, I see it as the dream of riding the back of a dragon, it's impossible that you'll ever achieve it and it's not for you. How do you do it? Trust someone like that and stuff. It just all feels so weird to me.

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>>39394475
Man ya'll know what I meant.
Yeh I liked it, chick's got an nice butt, I already knew this, lock me up officer.
Also may I direct kissy to these legit trips.

>>39394447
>not going out with her
I thought you were better than this.

>>39394525
>I can't imagine myself in a relationship
I know this feel. Except if it was with my sisters, oddly enough. I don't know why. Feels like I can trust them, I guess.

>>39394533
Well you got dubs this time so that's close enough. Y'all will know what I'm doing in 30~ minutes.

>>39394422
>Treat yourself the same as you would treat me
I can't do that though, some sort of moral absurdism which forces me to place people I care about on a pedestal over me. I don't think that it's a bad thing but I know it does come off as patronizing.

>>39393762
My despair is greater than I can hope to shoulder.
No one has ever loved me

>>39394713
Hey, I guess that makes two of us.

>>39394525
I don't know how to help
It sounds like you're just being disassociative, I don't really know how you can break that mental barrier. I think maybe you need to find someone to let it all out to, someone you can trust, like a relative you're close to
>>39394619
It's not a good habit if you don't take care of yourself before you care for others
Treat yourself to something nice tomorrow

>>39394739
>It's not a good habit if you don't take care of yourself before you care for others
I know, I suppose I just lacked anyone to really care for in my life so I try and emulate that by being over protective and stupid.
There's nothing to treat myself to either. except the company of my thread imouto

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>>39394536
I dont wanna hang out with her dumbass friends.
>>39394615
>tfw a ho might give her brother the Kentucky Sucky because of you
Feels weird man

>>39394938
But you do want to hang out with her, yes?

>>39394580
The longer I know a person the more I trust them funnely enough. I met some people from primary school a while ago and one I had been friends with back then I was immediatly more comfertable with then some people I had got to be friends with in university. Also my cousin is the only one I could imagine myself holding hands with and her lying next tome me and cuddle a bit with thinking it something ridiculous.
>>39394739
I don't know dude, I don't feel disassociative, just like I can't connect well with people. Like I realise that we're all stuck inside of our heads and can nevere really grasp another human beings perception and experience and never know all their thoughts. In this way even people you've know all your life are factually strangers, you don't know what's going on inside their head. And this "connection" a lot of people feel when dancing or being intimate, I just seem to lack it. Being intimate just feels ridiculous to me.

>>39394954
Sure but I do that every day almost, in the safety of our home without all the weird people.

>>39394911
I'm sorry
Have an ice cream or something nice tomorrow
>spoiler
Aww
Sending virtual hugs
>>39395039
That sounds pretty disassociative
Tell a friend, anyone you trust. Maybe it's hard to open up about it but talking about it to someone in person will probably help
I'm going to go to sleep soon, you should too

>>39395125
And why not outside of your home?

>>39395142
>I'm going to go to sleep soon, you should too
Alright, I will. Promise me you'll go as well. I'm jumping straight into bed after I post this and shut down my comp. I have work a full day tomorrow and I have to get up at 9, which is 6 hours from now.

>Came home pretty late last night because of some incident at work
>Was just happy to be back at home
>That and I was finally able to blow off some steam with my sister since it was a busy Monday for both of us
>Had a dumb idea from someone to request my sister to call me something stupidly specific
>Don't even wanna type it
>Palms itchy, knees wobbly, green spaghetti, etc.
>It was a while since I felt like this
>Chickened out and just randomly brought up the accident at work
>She had my duck in her hand at the moment and I kinda put a halt on the mood
>Just got an "oookay" from her
>All I could muster up at that moment was reassuring her that he was alright
>That nice hot embarrassing feeling on my face
thanks kissy I just feel like sleeping now since I've been driving around all day at work.
>>39393976
If it's not too late, I bring dubs hopefully. Discuss why Zeon lost the OYW.

>>39395142
>Have an ice cream or something nice tomorrow
I'll try and find something nice.
You should really think about sleeping, it's 3am.

>>39393159
>>39393778
Why don't you two just do the obviously correct choice and sleep together in the cold shed so that you're forced to keep each other /warm/?

>>39393976
Rape him while he sleeps (obviously)

>>39395214
I'll go to sleep after this post, hope you feel better tomorrow
>>39395223
No offense but I still can't get my head around the fact you two actually do the do, it just seems so surreal
I hope it wasn't embarrassing for too long
>>39395278
No not "try and find something nice", you're going to have an ice cream.
I'm thinking really hard about it
>>39395399
Snuggling under a pile of blankets in a warm room is comfier thoug

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>>39395161
Bruh we do that sometimes just not usually with her friends or my friends, shit's just weird.
>>39395223
Man now I wanna know what the thing was.

>>39395534
Yeah, but when the outside is cold, you're basically forced to stay under the covers and get as close as possible >:3

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>>39395534
>it just seems so surreal
Why is that? I dunno, I don't take offense to it though, so don't worry about it, and it wasn't too much thankfully.
Have a good night, Ella.
>>39395602
Never. I'll keep it to myself forever.

>>39395742
It was onii-chan, wasn't it?

>>39395764
Possibly Pretty stupid since I don't even like the idea of it. I'd rather stay with being ironically called senpai.

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>>39395764
It was my idea but I didn't think he'd do it. Now I feel bad

>>39395938
Huh, forgot it changes f.a.m.
>>39395986
>think he'd do it
Technically I didn't, but hey, it was something. Shouldn't feel too bad about it, I'm the one who decided to try to go through with it.

>>39395938
Do it, just for the laughs. I had my imouto (nonsexually - which is probably not interesting to you guys, but whatever) call me onii-chan. I couldn't stop laughing.

>>39395986
No, I fully support you in this endeavor

>>39396101
/r9k/ still has that word-filter? That's surprising desu senpai baka

My dad's working really late, late enough that my mom isn't staying up, her and I went out for a bit and got food
We've just been avoiding the topic other than her asking if I'm alright
>>39395223
That's funny, hopefully you still had a good time
>>39395986
Nice

>>39396209
Laura, I like you. Please migrate to the official thread.
>>39391820

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>go swimming at grandma's and watch cousins for my aunt and uncle
>they drive me back home
>worn out because lazy lifestyle
>take my bikini top off and flop into daddy's bed
>just my soffe's on
>wake up to dad pulling me close to him
>big meaty forearm across my chest
>mfw

Why do you cuddle with my topless body and not just take me?

literally googled ahegao for this like a minute ago

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>>39396132
>nonsexually - which is probably not interesting to you guys, but whatever
Everything is interesting, so share what you wanna. Guess I'll try again, maybe outside the bed because I don't need to revisit that embarrassment again.
And yup, which is a shame because I find the word pretty funny because of my sister.
>>39396209
No, it's not nice. It was super nice, but yeah, still a fun night thankfully.
Hopefully it hasn't been too awkward on your end and the quick bite went well.

>>39396245
Ayy, almost forgot to say good going on that.

>>39396356
Ehh, why not. I've got a decent amount of interesting stories.

That one was pretty boring, though. Basically I just saw her walking around randomly and was like, "Hey, imouto, call me, 'Onii-chan' okay?" Her response was basically >wat
But then she did it and I laughed, so she did it again and I kept laughing, and so on and so forth, until she walked away because she didn't get why it was so funny.

I also got really drunk once and hugged her randomly like "wow you're actually a person" which was weird. Will continue with better stories.

>>39396470
Oh wow, what a cool looking tripcode.

Anyway, I had a (female) cousin to whom I used to live very close. We did a lot of playing "Doctor" when we were little. She was quite sexual, wew. Apparently she even had this grill sex thing going on with a neighbor kid. But anyway, I get roped into the Dr. games, and - should I be greentexting these? Do you guys even care? Sorry to stop in the middle of things, but I don't want to ruin the 'good' parts before I get to them.

Look at all these fags pretending to be different creatures
What an incredible place this is.
And I've been here for 9 years
Never a dull day

>>39396470
Kek, just imagining her confusion while you kept breaking into laughter from it is pretty funny. We care. Keep going on with the stories though, they're always great to read.

>>39391917
Alright guys, I need advice from some anikis/imoutos.

My niece has taken a liking to cuddling with me, she usually comes to my room and gets in my bed with me whenever she can and then procedes to use me as her bodypillow. Now, the thing is that i have no clue on how to properly cuddle with someone smaller than me (in fact i don't know how to cuddle with anyone), so i don't know what should i do. Last time she came she hugged me and i petted her head while hugging her (she seemed to like that). Am i doing it right? What else should i do to make my imouto-like niece comfy?
I don't want her to think of me as her bad uncle who didn't wanted to cuddle with her.

>Big sis: Dont worry I'm not gonna drink on a weekday
>Also big sis: On my way home, got wine on my shirt lol
>>39396245
Aw geez the lewd shit is back.
>>39396470
Shit fuck, I'm sorry FBI man ya boy didnt slap her ass on purpose, 4chan made me do it

>>39396595
No lewd shit in the proper thread. Only pure family loving. You are welcome. >>39391820

>>39396524
Green text, if you don't mind. It a bit easier to follow along.

>>39396593
How old is she? What's your situation with your family?

>>39396713
>How old is she?
around 12 i think.
>What's your situation with your family?
I live with my parents, she lives close to my house (around 5 minutes walking) and she comes to play with me sometimes, she mostly likes to stay in bed with me and cuddle tho.

>>39396690
Got it, thanks
>Get roped into Doctor games
>I'm 12 and what is this
>Come on, anon, it'll be fun!
>O-Oh, okay
>Get benis sucked
>Ohshitwhatisthisfeeling
>H-Hey femanon, let's play that game again
>Feel up non-existent tiddies
>IFEELSOHOTIAMBURNING
>Dove's Ahegao for Men
>Can't even cum at this age (not actually 12, don't remember my age)
>Eventually cousin gets too vag-hungry and invites some other neighbor girl who snitches
:(
I have more, but it's been quite a while, so I'll have to think about it a little more

>>39396356
Glad you still had fun
Wasn't bad, nice to get out and do something, I haven't really been doing anything and I needed some fresh air that wasn't a stress walk or walk to work

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>>39396980
Well, wasn't expecting it to go that far.
Guess I'll share something dumb again while you're remembering.
>Another time with that stupid onahole back at our parents house
>Midnight
>Came out of my room to go and wash it at the bathroom
>Our rooms were pretty close to eachother
>On my way back as I was getting to my door, I hear hers open up
>"Boo!"
>I wasn't scared from her, I was scared that she'd see me with that dumb rubberized shame of a thing
>I didn't turn the doorknob fully and bumped into my door spilling my spaghetti scrambling to get back in
>Entire night I felt like dying
>She somehow didn't see it, and all she went on about the next day was how good she freaked me out
>Just played along because the higher powers somehow wanted to spare me the embrassment back then
>>39396981
That's good. Never bad to get a bit of fresh air now and again. Work going well hopefully? No more sneezing?

>>39397363
Pretty calm lately, just kid drama which is pretty simple

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Well guys I did it, I told my dad I'm trans, he hasn't responded to my texts. I don't know what's gonna happen next but I couldn't have gotten far without you guys keeping me sane. Come hellfire or a miracle I'm ready for it. But my days of running from destiny are over.

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>>39396595
>Woman took her shirt off in the doorway, did whatever stain removing shit she does, tossed it and is now falling asleep on the couch in her bra
Talking to ya'll about her makes me realize this ho doesnt give a shit about anything.
>>39396593
Dang nig that's cute, kinna wish I had one of those. Dunno how to help tho, keep hugging her or something.
>>39397363
Holy shit bruh, that's funny but gotta be careful with that shit. Does your sis know about the onahole now? Just curious for some reason.

>>39397481
Glad to know you're doing well keeping the peace over there then. My boss's twins can get pretty crazy when they're messing about with the extra chairs that are in the office, so I couldn't imagine handling more than that. Then again you said that the ones you work with are a bit older.
>>39397528
I don't know what to say, but hopefully he understands. Wishing the best for you. Sorry if that isn't much.
>>39397533
Nope. That or she's just really kind not to bring it up. She did talk about some noises a few months back ago, which was an entire episode itself. Hope your sister has a good nap.

>>39397661
H-heh, just thinking about you, femanon. Don't worry about the noises

>>39397661
The older kids will fight over the spare rolly chair, if that gets too heated I just take the chair out of the room
Thankfully schools starting again so I won't have to deal with mixed ages and shit
Apparently people quitting after the summer is a pretty common thing so we got a few new people

>>39397706
what
>>39397763
Huh, guess this chair thing will keep on going with the twins. That'll be fun to see.
Seems like a relief that you won't have to deal with the mix anymore. Is it going to be mostly older kids? Can't really remember too well who you looked over before summer started.
Got to know any of the new people?

>>39397889
I was third grade, but they might be bumping me up
They get weird when they mix up, gotta make sure the older ones don't mess with the younger ones

>>39398147
Good news I'm guessing?
>gotta make sure the older ones don't mess with the younger ones
Does that happen often?

I WISH MY IMIGINARY BF WAS MY ANIKI. He'd probably be grossed out anyway. Life is cruel.

I follow these threads because they're happy but I feel like posting today. I feel weird posting though because of the whole Lucy thing. I have a really bad speech sound disorder and I clutter because of anxiety from it. I actually do live that whole muted lifestyle. Anyways here's what I was going to say

>met up with family that I have seen since I was really little
>my aunt, uncle, and two cousins
>we're at a science museum because one of my cousins has kids
>the other cousin kinda sticks with me
>thought it was because he's trying to be around someone closer to his age
>though we're still five years apart and 18 is a lot different than 23
>he's really nice and funny
>he was surprisingly good with dealing with my speech problems
>let me text him a lot instead of talking
>get into a really big crowd
>he grabs my hand because I'm pretty small
>suddenly I feel all tingly and warm
>my heart feels like a black hole
>look up at him
>he's a lot cuter than I realized before
>he smiles at me and says he'll get us somewhere less crowded
>I couldn't help but hold his hand the rest of the day
>make sure to give him a big hug when we leave

I'm kinda embarrassed that I have a little crush on him...

>>39391917
Hugged my mom for th first time in 4 odd years told me to fuck off and get back to work

Are there any recent storyfags that wound up with a bad end? Morbid curiosity and all.

Please don't bully Laura, I'm up to date on that one and still cheering for her

>>39398282
what speech disorder do you have, anon?

>>39398471
We're pretty certain now that I have apraxia where my brain just can't form the shapes of certain sounds with my muscles. A lot of speech pathologists thought I had an articulation disorder that made me drop syllables or miss words and sounds. The example they used to explain it to my parents is that it's similar to how some laguages lack a sound so when an adult tries to make that sound for the first time it's not feasable because they can't create the shape to make it. He said spainish speaker struggle to make j noises or asians struggling to make l noises is similar.

>>39398546
huh, that's interesting, so do you just talk slowly, then? or can you not form the shapes of the sounds no matter what?

>>39398567
Well I can try but it's usually just really a sound that is somewhat close then a space then the sounds I can make. It usually doesn't work out though because I get really stressed and start cluttering.

>>39398282
Nothing wrong with a little crush, cousins probably feel weird stuff often
>>39398546
Sorry to hear, it's cool he's understanding with it
>>39398262
Yea, they'll try and boss them around and mess with them, try and take their money and stuff if they can the latter is and issue I've only had with black kids
>>39398418
I almost said nothing really bad has happened but then I realized I strained my relationships with both my parents, flopped romantically twice, have probably cried more in the last 8 months than the last 8 years, have had multiple mental breakdowns, and am in fucking therapy...
There was Osaka Sadman, but a lot of people said there was something off with his Japanese or something so he was fake, I honestly hope he was

>>39398653
that's actually sounds really endearing anon, but it also sounds kind of annoying to cope with. I hope your aniki finds it endearing, too!

>>39398282
Your cousin sounds really nice to be doing that for you. Spend a lot of time with with him I assume?
>>39398702
>spoiler
This night has been fun to stay up for.

>>39398702
Thanks for the kind words but I don't really feel bad about it. It's how my life is and I don't know anything different. My only worry is that if I get to have kids communicating with them would be challenging. I think that I would try to just hum to them a lot when they're a baby.

>>39398710
>endearing
How so?

>aniki
How did you know?

>>39398754
No that was actually the first time I have seen him and that side of my family in over ten years.

>>39398755
>ruin the only place for robots on the internet?
We're not on wizchan, anon

>>39391917
>come to thread looking to find greentext of girls hugging anons
>Instead find namefags and please go out with me namefag!
Who the fuck went and made this into a group chat thread?

>>39398754
How many black people do you know?
>>39398783
Glad it doesn't get to you
How many kids do you want?

>>39398783
>How so?
Something about a girl (i presume you are girl) having speech problems makes me want to cuddle and protecc.
>f I get to have kids communicating with them would be challenging. I think that I would try to just hum to them a lot when they're a baby.
How could I not find that endearing?

>How did you know?
It's a hug your aniki thread, I figured you were talking about your aniki.

>>39398861
The one without tripfag orbiting is over here
>>39391820

>>39398783
Really? Well, that just makes him out to be even better. Don't feel embarrassed of that crush.
>>39398863
Zero. Last time I've seen a black person was in high school, and that was just one guy. Though I may be remembering wrong, but I'm certain there weren't many. Why do you ask?

>>39398895
The funny part is the thread started with orbiting and one who's bumping is a butthurt orbiter who hates a certain someone who probably made this thread

>>39398927
Lucky
You said >spoiler, I assumed you were talking about my comment on the black kids and I just got curious

>>39398863
I want three but I don't think I would be able to handle more than two at most. I want boy-girl-boy like my family but I know I should be conservative with my expectations.

>>39398887
Do other boys feel that way about speech disorders? I don't have much experience at all so I don't know.

I always hum to babies. I love holding them against my chest and letting them feel the vibrations and doze off to my voice. If I get to play with toddler I try to get them to sing with my humming.

>>39398927
It's just a little embarrassing to fall for your cousin especially in a day.

>>39399053
Yeah, I was talking about the comment of the black kids. Lucky? How?
>>39399060
Christ, that's sweet with how you handle children. And I guess it can be. Ever gonna meet up with him again?

>>39399060
>three
>boy-girl-boy
Same here, you could manage it mentally if you could financially
>>39399155
...cause you don't gotta deal with them...
That sounds terrible but if you were surrounded by them you'd know

>>39399060
I dunno, I never really approached the topic with friends. I've seen threads on here about people finding mute girls cute, so there's that.

Upon looking up videos of what it sounds like, I do still think it'd be endearing, but it'd depend on what your voice sounds like. If it's a particularly soft, feminine voice, then that'd easily be an 7/10 no matter the looks, I would probably embarrasedly walk past and avoid eye contact

>I always hum to babies. I love holding them against my chest and letting them feel the vibrations and doze off to my voice. If I get to play with toddler I try to get them to sing with my humming.
You're too pure for this world.

>tfw get an erection when hugging Mom or Imouto and only those two
Please tell me this is natural.

>>39399191
Nah, I don't really see that as terrible. Like you said, if I was, then I'd probably understand better. If that makes sense. I dunno. I'll just stay under my rock.

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>>39399376
Natural if you're hugging your imouto. It's what good aniki's do. Dunno about the mom part tho

Cut or uncut dick?

>>39399060
If it makes you feel any better your not alone in having a speech disorder. My problem is i struggle with makeing sounds. So certain words come out sounding wrong and my whole speech pattern is really screwed up.

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My dad still hasn't responded to my texts, depression sinking in as I expect he will just be silent on me...again...just like every other time I needed him...

>>39402128
At least you still have your diapers

>>39402128
What time is it in your area?
Why not take a nap or something so you can see whether he was just replying late?
I I hope things turn out well for you senpai, really.

>>39402192
I'm gonna give him till the end of the day, I did text him at 10:30pm but I'm just feeling doubtful, he has a history of not being there even when it's super important unless it's my sister. He is always there for her.

Another great day. The second talk went better than the first, with much less crying and stuff like that. Had to hold her in my arms so she wouldn't run away again. It probably wouldn't have happened, but still. There were a lot of I love you's, all from her side. Telling me how she wants to be with me forever, how I'm the only one who loves her (I doubt it, not everyone shows love the same way), how I care about her the most (arguably true, though I may be biased), how she doesn't want to be apart from me (redundant, and it's not like she's literally been stuck to me) as well as a bunch of other stuff. She was like mom when our parents fight, except for all the screaming this time. Like mother, like daughter, I guess. I told her that things will have to change, that we can't be like this in the future if she were to live her own life, things I wanted to say before. Had to mention I didn't hate her, and that this doesn't change anything. Don't know why I thought I had to interject that, felt weird. I think she understood what I was getting at. We went to bed together, and this time I woke up without my pants, with my sister under the blanket. I really thought I got through to her. I am pretty sure she didn't do anything though.

>>39402267
Dude, you raped her. What is wrong with you?

>>39402267
I'm more interested how you sleep thru her removing your pants and hopping into your bed. If someone touches me in my sleep I fly out of my bed.

>>39402315
>We went to bed together
That's one. And I guess I was tired, I couldn't really sleep at first, I was just laying in bed probably for an hour or so. It happens. I'm not a heavy sleeper though, but not a light one either. But I had a blanket on me, it was warm, I didn't really notice it at first. It's not like I sleep naked all the time.
>If someone touches me in my sleep I fly out of my bed
I'm used to my sister touching me when I'm asleep, and vice versa, no doubt. If it was my parents, I'd probably do the same. All I know is, it was warm, and that's all I cared about.

>>39402267
Who is this? Sorry I don't think I know your story. Without context I don't really know what to think about it but it seems like you guys have problems and though you try to deal with them you're not really on the same page. Was that close?
>>39402288
Nigga what. Is this true?

>>39402809
I'm trying to get her to detach herself from me. And no, it's not.

A bump of life for love

>>39399155
We're getting dinner tonight. Going was optional like everything is for me but my parents said he actually asked if I was going when they were talking with them last night. It's just making me excited because he wants to see me.

I just love kids though. If I was able to talk more I would try to be a teacher.

>>39399191
I hate to be so negative but I don't think managing three kids without being able to talk to them effectively is a good idea.

>>39399203
Mine is pretty bad and I clutter which just makes everything worse. Do you know why so many people would find muted girls cute?

>>39404183
Again, really kind of him to even ask. Great news anyways, can understand your excitement. Hope you enjoy your dinner tonight then.
Sorry about the teaching thing. Any other plans?

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>>39400191
Kissy needs to post her feet so I can see what I'm gonna worship before I eat out her pussy

>>39404807
I don't have any right now. I might try to get a job where I don't have to talk any but I have no idea what jobs would work.

>>39404183
Guess you're right
Kids are great, and you sound like you're good with them
Have fun at the dinner
>>39405144
If you don't think of anything you'd like there's nothing wrong with being a stay at home mom

>>39405144
Can't really imagine any jobs like that. Guess take Laura's comment into consideration. All up to you. I'm sure you'd figure something out.

Today just turned out to be kinda okay, my brother's girlfriend left and he's let me nap in his room for a while. I've simple needs.
He also said I could go to some party thing on Saturday, I'm not a party person by far but I dunno. It's something to do I guess
/blogshit
>>39395742
You just seem so sweet and pure it's hard to imagine you actually get up to that stuff, even though it's normal you would, I dunno
>>39404183
>my parents said he actually asked if I was going
That's really sweet he cares about you, have a fun dinner

Thank you for being so nice to me, everyone. I was worried it would be really weird because of the Lucy thing.

>>39405246
I would need someone to make me into a mommy first

>>39405398
I'd really like kids of my own, to be honest
I need someone to make into a mommy

>>39405329
It's a good simple need. You got your Saturday filled out at least, so that's cool. Is the party going to be big? At least he'll be around, so I'm sure it'll be fine.
>sweet and pure
I'm a sweet potato I guess. Dense and all, but thanks for that. You're too nice.
>>39405398
Can't imagine why it would be too weird. Hope you post more though. You're cool.

>>39405398
No reason to be mean over a coincidence
You sound sweet and nice, I'm sure you'll find someone soon
How tall are you?

Imoutos are not for lewd, no matter what
Please be good big siblings

>>39405456
Preferably someone I know from real life

>>39405479
>You're cool
He said I'm cool, my heart is melting

>>39405490
I am 5'2" and a part of the small club

>>39405595
Because you're cool
>small club
So, me, you, and the 4'11'' girl?

>>39405872
Yeah I guess but we don't hear from her anymore.

>>39405479
>Is the party going to be big?
It's just him and some of his friends so a closed kind of thing, I used to tag along with him and his friends a lot in the past which is why he gave me the option to go, though I'm not a super big part of their social circle thing
He made a point to mention M's brother won't be there so that's a plus in a way, I don't want to be reminded of that
>You're too nice
Nooo you're too nice
But thanks, really.
>>39405595
Bear and Laura are right, you're pretty cool
>I am 5'2" and a part of the small club
You'll feel right at home here
I hope.

What happened to those old-timers like Pat and Imoutocuddler?

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Hola anons.
Austria got b& for apparently posting an image embedded with a virus, although not sure how that's possible. Won't be around for a few days, ban appeal etc. Usual stuff.
t. Hungary

>>39406068
>he doesn't know

Also another smol joins the tribe, so Laura isn't alone.

>>39406068
They're all dead, Jim.

>>39406104
No, I don't know. I can't follow this shit 24/7.

>>39406063
>everyone thinks I'm cool

eeeeeeeeee

>>39406068
Oh boy

>>39405595
God, where are all the small people coming from? Go steal a baby.
>>39406063
Smaller get togethers seem easier and more enjoyable in my opinion.
>though I'm not a super big part of their social circle thing
Still hope you enjoy yourself at least. Have fun, Ella. Like everyone said, you deserve to be happy.
>>39406068
He's busy watching Gundam. IC was a created by some girl named Story.

>>39406254
>smaller get togethers
You've come to the right thread

>>39406068
Things, I think
>>39406104
That sucks, hopefully she'll be back soon enough. Always good to hear from Hungary-anon, anyway.
It might be a false positive but it's probably a good idea for her to find the image in question, malware can be embedded in a lot of normally inconspicuous things
>>39406254
Yea I think it'll be fun even if I'm not that social, I know all of them so it won't be too awkward at least
>Like everyone said, you deserve to be happy
That genuinely made me feel really warm and fuzzy
I don't know how I deserve so much kindness but thanks so much to everyone, it helps a lot

>>39406104
Weaponized Elsa images sounds like a nightmare. Didn't think it was possible.
>>39406286
I've been in the right thread for a while. It's a good thread.
>>39406408
Keep that fuzzy feeling and enjoy it. Hope the rest of your day goes smoothly.

>>39406408
>probably a good idea to find the image in question
Yeah unfortunately the ban message didn't point to a specific post so we'll see if the appeal goes anywhere. So I'm told, of course.

>>39406589
>weaoonized Elsa images
Breaking news: Best Korea to use subversive online tactics and viruses to turn teenagers towards incest, retarding the Western devils within a few generations

>>39406408
You're not a bad person, you deserve the same happiness everyone else does, and then some

tfw you'll never get to hug Ellie

I just wanna be loved
By anyone except my family

>>39409022
Why is that? Why do you hate them so much?

>>39409406
I think you misunderstand him, anon.

>>39409770
But why doesn't he wanna be loved by his family?

>>39409822
I think he does, but he wants friends to love him.

>>39409406
Because their love is unfortunately shallow
They aren't bad people they just can't do much for me

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So awhile back, after I woke up with big sis choking me, one of ya'll perverts said I should'a slept with my face in her tits to prvent that shit.
Doesnt work, like not at all. Double suffocated if anything.
And before ya'll either get like "Wow good job you did it" or "Dang why you perving on her like that", it was her fault.
>>39405595
>>39405872
Ya'll making me feel real good about these five feet and eight inches all the sudden.

>>39410422
That was me. Try her butt instead.

>>39410422
I thought you said you had a small dick?

>>39410455
Yeah nah that's just asking for strangulation by thighs and farts.
>>39410485
Oh yeah brah, all the other boys got them 6 foot members, five 8 just cant play ball.

>>39410587
>strangulation by thighs is a bad thing
Pls.
And I'm no expert but I think the joke here is that five feet, eight inches are two separate measurements.

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>>39410587
>he doesn't wanna be strangled by thighs

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>>39410623
>>39410650
Man I cant fuck with this woman anymore if she kills me in my sleep, ya'll know that.
And bruh if I could be five feet with a 8 inch ding dong i'd do it tbqh.
Unrelated to anything, apparently being nice and doing the laundry a ton made this ho assume im gonna do it every week, oops.

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Back from the dead. We have a large chunk of the prep work done for the move and things have slowed down a bit so I figured I'd pop in.

Ended up taking a few flights over there, two of which L accompanied me. Got to watch her panic during her first plane ride ever, which was far more entertaining than it ought to have been.
The first trip I took her on was largely for viewing potential homes. The second trip I took her on was geared more towards fun, getting L accustomed being over there, and showing off the place I had decided on.

L was super nervous and pretty quiet throughout our first trip together. She didn't really speak and spent most of the time sheepishly looking around. She really didn't start to warm up and get some of her usual pep back until a little while into our second trip, I suppose I have a few Korean kids to thank for that.

All and all it's been busy as fuck and I largely felt like shit, but it's nice to finally have a few days of respite from all the rushing around.

>>39410650
Thighs aren't for strangling, they're for tender caressing.

>>39410719
Tell her you'll agree to that if she does itwith you every week.

>>39410752
>tender caressing
Fair enough.
Why not both?

>>39410650
I'm very happy that this got a gif.

>>39410719
>he doesn't want death by snu-snu
Pleb, once again.
Also what'd you even do with an 8 inch ding dong, you'll only ever use the first 6.

>>39410835
>you'll only ever use the first 6
Yeah, if you only fuck little girls.

>>39395534
>you're going to have an ice cream
I had an ice-cream but it rained which ruined it, felt pretty annoyed.
>>39410650
>wanna be strangled by thighs
My nigger
>>39410752
>they're for tender caressing.
Also my nigger

>>39410870
Trust me, cervix poking isn't really super sexy.

>>39410921
What about tender cervix poking?

>>39391917
> Have overly attached imouto born from my mothers second marriage
> I'm 28, she's just turned 18
> Ever since she was like 10 she has hated every female friend/ girlfriend I've ever had and tried her best to dominate every moment I spend at home
> Has always been a crybaby and I've had to hold her hand through pretty much every challenge she's faced in life because my mother and father say "Thats what older siblings do"
> As soon as she learned to drive she would stop by on her way home from school and spend practically all of her summer vacation lounging around my apartment.
> She went off to college last week
> I've heard nothing off since
> Mom just texted me asking to call her because she's too proud to call me and she's having a rough time adjusting and basically spent every night telling mom how she wants to come home.

She's never going to grow up.

>>39410937
I don't know anon. It's only happened to me once, by accident, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. But some people get off to pain so who knows.

>>39411040
Well, you're lucky I don't have anyone to try it on. But not really.

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>>39410752
>tfw you've fallen behind and haven't done much work on Protective's drawing
It bothers me a lot.
Anyways, glad as always that things are going well for you two. Happy you're enjoying worst Korea together. I imagine she likes the new place a lot?

motherfucker, the drunker I get, the more I feel like giving my little sister a brief hug

>>39411022
I know that feel, brother. Longer than you, but still.

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>>39410835
Well this actually differs from lady to lady. Some vaginal canals are as shallow as 4 inches irrc. Mine is just barely 7 inches (I know because Mook is slightly longer than 7 so he can't go all the way)

Pressing up against it doesn't hurt but thrusting is a no

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>>39411145
It does differ of course, and with arousal the vaginal canal elongates somewhat, but I think it's generally save to say that not a lot of guys have 8 inch penises, and not a lot of girls are able to enjoy them.
But I've been on 4chan long enough to know what a can of worm dick size is.

>>39411095
I dunno man, sure feels like a life sentence. Ever since she hit puberty she's been a nightmare. I had always hoped she would grow out of it. even when I was a teenager she would walk into my room crying when she had a nightmare, probs because mom and dave (her dad) told her to gtfo and go back to sleep too many times prior.

Probably the worst thing I've ever had to deal with is between dealing with her first japanese flag incident and dealing with her when she got into the liquor cabinet when she was 15. both times I probably should have let her figure it out.

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>>39411203
I may be biased here but I think 7 inches is the best length

>>39411296
>that feel when just below 7 inches
Why was I born a dicklet?

>>39411296
Honestly couldn't say because I don't even go for penetration a lot (for obvious reasons) but I suppose you'd know, cow.
I kind of want to suggest a strap-on to a certain someone but I'm afraid she won't like the idea.

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Well thanks guys, ya'll short people got me feeling good about my height, and now i'm glad I wont be stubbing my dick on some chick's cervix. What a good day.
>>39410763
But we already do laundry together anon, least we used to. Yeh I get the joke.
>>39411203
Who the fuck drew that and why

>>39391917
>am aniki
>lil bro doesn't talk to me anymore

How should I kill myself?

>>39411249
>japanese flag incident
I have no idea what that is.
>feels like a life sentence
I know that feel as well. I figured mine would chill out once she hit puberty, but nope, still attached to me as ever. Thankfully she's never caused any trouble for me or anything, but I guess that's one good thing she got from being with me for so long.

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>>39411347
>who the fuck drew that
So glad you asked. A drawfag from /frz/ threads, back when we were allowed those. They were known as MCAD and did some pretty fun stuff.

>>39411347
>ya'll short people
Well it's mostly the smol grills here who drag down the average.

>>39411073
Trip was eaten. Nice cervix pounding discussion going on.

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>>39411310
I think most girls go for 5-7 inches so as long as you're in that range you're fine

>>39411332
Well I am a known size queen

>>39411347
You'll fine the right girl for your dick size some day

>>39411350
No just hug him forcefully until he likes you. Take pictures of this and post them for uhh, science or something

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>>39410820
I actually enjoy living.

>>39410880
I'll never truly understand the mindset of guys who are into masochism.

>>39411073
Man, I said not to worry about it.
L was mad for a bit when she heard we'd be moving into an apartment again, but she changed her tune pretty quick once she saw the one I had picked out.
Only real downside to our new place will be a slightly longer commute time, but God damn, the ocean alone is enough to make it worth it.

Hopefully you haven't given up your bumbling ways while I was gone beargguy.

>>39411429
I, too, hope to pound my sister's cervix one day.

>>39411439
>No just hug him forcefully until he likes you. Take pictures of this and post them for uhh, science or something

I would but he'd say I'm gay and also he lives in another state and doesn't respect me because I'm low-status

>>39411469
Not into masochism. Who wouldn't wanna be strangled by the thighs of the person he loves?

>>39411469
Oh hey you're back. Hi

>>39411471
Go for it anon

>>39411498
That does sound really unfortunate. Sorry anon. Hopefully he changes later in life

>>39411533
>Go for it anon
That's one. But the real question is, do I leave my other sister out of this?

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>>39411589
All sisters need love anon. Love them with your dick

>>39411635
Alright then. I'm blaming you if something goes wrong.

>>39394533
>no dark theme
Lol whaddya gay?

>>39411740
I use Photon theme tb h

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>>39411469
I'm gonna worry about it and there's nothing you can do about it.
Good to know she likes the place at least. Moving to a new area and not liking the home doesn't seem like the best combo. I'll happily trade your oceans for the green forests and pastures on my commute, if only for a day. No Gunpla for her yet? Remember you talking about it before the thread borked.
>haven't given up on your bumbling ways
Yeah.. don't look at the earlier posts.
We did tell our friend about us, which didn't end that great, but we're still handling that. Not really bumbling, but whatever.

>>39408034
Post feet or gfto

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>>39411635
I can't wait to have your qt feet all over my dick while I play with your lewd pussy

>>39411469
>I'll never truly understand the mindset of guys who are into masochism.
It's the patrician's way, Protective. Hard to find a girl that's into it though.

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>>39411416
Okay well now I know the why but I still dont know the whyyyyyyyy.
Also can ya'll small girls come stand next to me and make me feel good, swear Florida's full of amazon bitches.
>>39411439
Bruh I just hope I get far enough with a bitch to let her know my dick size some day
>>39411740
>>39411635
Oh yeah, that reminded me, did you do it kissy?

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5 more hours before the 24 hour mark I sent those text hits... I'm afraid I know how this ends...

>>39412001
I'm sorry to hear that, really.
What do you think would cheer you up for a bit?

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>>39411526
I generally like to breathe. Besides I prefer it when the person I'm romantically interested in is more of the submissive type.

>>39411533
Run down as fuck, but not dead.

>>39411799
Oceans and mountains, man, that's the dream. Forests are alright, but lowlands in general can suck a big one.
She bought three sets. I promised that we'd stay a few days in Tokyo at the end of the second trip and she picked them up there, along with a few other things, the weeb.
I'll read through what I've missed eventually, so I'll know.

>>39411940
You say patrician, but I keep reading 'pleb'.

>>39412035
>submissive type
Because of the whole little sister thing, right? I know what you mean. I feel ya.

>>39411972
Good luck in the future guy. Also yeah I swallowed too

>>39412001
Shit I'm sorry. I hope he was just not able to respond or something. Hang in there

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>>39412035
Gimme your mountains and oceans, damn it. I love what I see, but you need a change of scenery every now and then. Still, I just love driving being surrounded by forests as I'm driving, especially during autumn. Fug, is it a great sight.
>Three sets
You gotta tell me what she chose, because I'm certain she'd have good tastes. Speaking of Moonland, really itching to get a close look at the Unicorn Gundam they're building one of these months. We both want merch.

>>39412035
>You say patrician, but I keep reading 'pleb'.
I would make a joke about you needing glasses but that seems a little uncouth. I hold no judgment over your preferences honestly my man, as long as you and L are happy, go for it.

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>tfw austria got banned
>tfw she will probably schlick even more now that she can't post
I pity her household/maids

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>>39412071
I just prefer sexually submissive women, I enjoy feeling dominant and in control. Actual personality wise, I need a women who's as stubborn as I am and doesn't mind getting into a fight every now and again. It just so happens that L is all of the above.

Being in a relationship where you can't fight or never fight would be boring as fuck and downright unhealthy.

>>39412294
She picked up a Gouf, a Zaku ii, and the Sazabi I think it was (Char's shit). I don't know anything about the gradings they use, but I think she picked up master grade for all of them.

There's a super comfy path to the statue if you walk there. You cross a bridge, rainbow bridge I think it was, that over looks the bay area, and you wind up in a beach area. Great little stroll honestly.

Speaking of random swag.
>Take L to Akihabara.
>Literal kid in a candy store tier excitement.
>She keeps wandering off and I have to keep finding her.
>Comes out of one store with a relatively nondescript bag.
>Bag is full of hentai manga.
>Claims they are 'souvenirs'.

>>39412452
Man, you can make sight jokes all you want. Probably nothing I haven't already made a joke about myself.

>>39412918
I, too, hope to one day find a cute sexually submissive sister I can tenderly love.

>>39413007
I've made my position on incest pretty clear in the past. It's not something you should actively strive for since, more often than not, it stems from a less than healthy childhood.
Me and L had that kind of a childhood, and as a result we became dependent on each other. We both have major issues trusting people, outside of each other, on a personal level.

L is my half sister and we share a relationship that really shouldn't romanticized, but it does work for us, and it has drastically improved our overall well being. In fact, I think the last time we both had such rapid and consistently positive improvements in ourselves was when L first moved in with me.

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>>39413488
You sound a bit like by aniki tbqh

>>39413488
Purest love, bro. You know how it is. Besides, aside from myself, I can't say I've cared about anyone but my sisters. Can't help how I feel.

>>39412918
>bag full of hentai manga
To be fair that's exactly why you go there. I went to a 7 story high sex shop but didn't dare buy any toys so we just bought some ridiculous porn and hentai.

>brother doesn't want to sleep with me
He let me nap in his room the entire evening but apparently lying next to me is just too much
I just wanted to cuddle not try anything weird or whatever he seems to think. He's just being an idiot
>>39410880
I'm sorry
Maybe buy some ice cream you can take home tomorrow

>>39413622
I'll sleep with my sister for you. Despite what she did.
>I just wanted to cuddle not try anything weird or whatever he seems to think
Something tells me this was her train of thought as well

>>39413622
It sounds like he's trying to ween you off him little by little so you're not as dependent on him in the long run.

>>39413532
Reflection on ones own situation is always a good idea.

>>39413573
Just be careful. Think long and hard before you do anything.

>>39413578
Akihabara is a place that I think everyone should see at least once in their life. Tokyo in general, actually. The volume of things and variety of people are mind blowing. That city is easily in my top five for places I'd actually want to live in.

>>39413656
I don't think you should do anything because of me
>>39413735
I haven't been able to sleep with him in weeks on account of his gf, I can handle being alone I just wanted to be warm and comfy for once and he's just being dumb

>>39413622
Try sneaking into his bed.

Is he a heavy sleeper?

>>39413891
>long and hard
Oh yeah, I gotcha.

>>39391917
Why does love and relationships have to be so difficult? I wish it were easier for someone to love me.

>>39413930
I don't think that's a good idea. I'm just going to go to sleep by myself.

Kinda I guess

>>39413907
I will, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. In fact, I'll cuddle with her for you, instead of letting her do it. Maybe even for more than one night.

>>39413986
Do you ever sleep with your other sisters? Not the same of course but I figure cuddling is always preferable to sleeping alone.

>>39413988
You're evil, have fun
I hope you two aren't weird together or anything though
>>39414150
We used to do it a lot, I used to share a room with my oldest sister and we'd cuddle and stuff
But we don't do it nowadays apart from some occasions like when my brother was coming home late and we hijacked his bed just to mess with him
I think it'd be weird if I went into either of their rooms out of the blue

>>39414290
>I hope you two aren't weird together or anything
Should I be, for you? Or maybe my sister, since she'd probably like it more. What is weird anyway?

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Just finished seperating sisters underwear from a bunch of towels, cant dry 'em together. I'm tryna make a joke about fingering my sister's wet panties but thats as far as I got.
>>39412261
>tfw complicit to incest crimes
Never thought id have that problem. Hope ya'll had fun at least.
tbqh I'm working on a girl but it prolly wont work out and no one cares.
>>39412294
Man I dont even care about Gundam besides Char ass and I'm still pissed they took the OG down, fuck even is a unicorn
Also I'll cuddle a ho for all ya'll just watch me.

>>39414150
>but I figure cuddling is always preferable to sleeping alone
My best friend and I sometimes jump into each others bed early in the mornings when we need to wake the other up and then just lie in bed together for a while. I can tell you that being in a single bed with two people isn't really comfertable for long desu.
>>39414290
That sounds cute. All these stories on here make me feel like I've missed out on a lot of physical attention. I've only slept in bed with other people on holidays and then we wouldn't touch. I don't even know how to cuddle in bed.

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>>39414388
>but it prolly wont work out and no one cares
We care tho

>>39414347
Don't do anything she doesn't want
Weird is anything more or less than being normal platonic siblings
>>39414388
>I'm working on a girl
I'm interested!
I like hearing about possible relationships
>>39414398
There's still time to find that someone you love who you can cuddle with, right?
>I don't even know how to cuddle in bed
I wanna know your theories on how to cuddle

>>39414496
We've been normal platonic siblings our entire lives, where's the fun in that? Is whispering sweet nothings in her ear gonna do it? That's platonic, right?

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>>39414410
>>39414496
Dang why ho's always need to hear about other ho's.
Whatever she's just some chick, sister of one of big sister's friends, met her at a pool party, barely talks, skinny as fuck, sis thinks I can do better, dunno what else ya'll wanna know.

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>>39412918
>Gouf
Yup, knew she had great tastes. Hope the build go swimmingly for her. One of the greatest ways to relax in my opinion, especially when you feel the satisfaction of seeing the completed build. Nice swag collecting on her part too.
Making me impatient for the Gunpla package to finally arrive here. Just wanna surprise her already. Almost forgot to say that I hope you're eye is doing well.
>>39413622
Sorry to hear that, Ella
>>39414388
Heard Grandpa was being readied up for the Olympics in Tokyo, so there's that bit of excitement. Also, share what you wanna. Don't be afraid.

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>>39414607
>sis thinks I can do better
Why's that? Does she have a bad personality? Quiet girls are good

>>39414607
Better than your sister? No chance.

>>39411395
>japanese flag incident
Went to bed with the french flag on her bedsheets, woke up with the japanese flag.

>>39414607
>barely talks, skinny as fuck
That's like 3/4ths of this threads female population

>>39414716
I don't follow. Where did the blue go?

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>>39414537
>where's the fun in that?
Being good friends is fun, don't mess up your relationship
>>39414607
>sis thinks I can do better
If you like her and she's not bad for you there's no problem with it
Why don't you think it'll work out?

>>39414744
Would you rather be good friends with your brother, or more?
>don't mess up your relationship
It's gotta go somewhere.

>>39414496
>I wanna know your theories on how to cuddle
So you like have diffrent positions I guess. Can you cuddle facing each other? I think if you'd face each other you'd have your hands slowly go over each others bodies, like playing with each other hair on the side of their head, following the curve of each others bodies on the side ou arent lying on andplacing you hands on each other hands and stomach. Is this correct?
When you spoon you can wiggle a bit and poke the little spoon or you can hug them and they can hold on to your arm or the little spoon can press into the big spoon.
When you are lying on top/next to each other you can have your arms around each other nad have them go down both sides othe body and tickle or something. Is this how one cuddles?

>>39414716
Ohhh I get it. Becoming a woman is tough. Same shit happened to me

>>39414716
Oh, that...
>>39414739
French flag means a field of white because the "french always lose" meme. Japanese flag is a red spot on a white field. What do you think it means anon?

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>>39414654
Nah, sis just likes loud and outgoing people, doesnt give quiet weirdos the time of day, except me I guess but I aint even as bad as this chick.
>>39414660
Yeah she's like the polar opposite now that I think about it tbqh.
>>39414733
Dang yo now im paranoid she's a robot and gonna see this.
>>39414744
Dunno how into me she is tbqh, also she hardly ever hangs out with our crew so I dunno when I can even talk to her again. My dumbass didnt get her number and she literally just closed her facebook because drama.

>>39414847
Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense. I guess I shouldn't have taken it literally.

>>39391917
I find it easier to hug my brothers than my sister honestly

>>39414774
Knowing what he wants I'll take being friends and not messing anything up
>>39414795
Sounds like you have the general idea of it. I wouldn't put so much thought into it, it's a really natural feeling and you kind of instinctively know what to do
>>39414856
Aw
Sounds tough, hopefully you can get to talk to her again, or maybe it's just not meant to be