27 year old KHV going all out to get a GF

Get some advice for your profiles on /soc/.

>>39390542
Are you slim/fit, well dressed and have reasonable game?

>>39390581
Oh, that's sounds like a good idea on paper. But wouldn't those normies just bully me?

>>39390621
>Are you slim/fit
I'm not fit but also not fat. Maybe a little chubby? I don't know what my ideal weight it but my stomach is not 100% flat and I don't have abs.

>well dressed
Only when I go outside.

>have reasonable game
Literally never kissed, been on a date or even held hands with a woman that was not blood related to me. I have also never flirted.

>>39390627
I'd think the same, but from what I saw they actually are quite helpful and friendly.

>>39390694
Exactly what kinda gf u looking for can fat ugly whores pass

>>39390742
I don't know man. I think I basically have a fucked up perception of women from lack of interaction with them. I would rather settle for someone around my power level, whatever that is.

>>39390725
Another issue is that I would have to post my pictures on the internet.

>>39390717
>Maybe a little chubby
Bad. Get on a diet and start some exercise ASAP

>Only when I go outside.
Ok you're autistic also, this doesn't bode well.

Of course I meant outside. And describe your style and/or post pic

>I have also never flirted.
Right ok can you at least normally interact with people?

Your best bet is the indirect aprpoach and just being friendly.

Realistically speaking you're not gonna pull 8/10s or even 6/10s but possibly some slightly ugly shy girl so you don't need all that

Learn some daygame and go out and talk to girls on the street you pussy

>>39390788
If ur looking for someone like u i think u got high chances

>>39390542
you better rape then because only 1% of the population gets the hot girls

>>39390880
Ive seen hot girls in my village who are still somewhat traditional and they settle for an average joe so idk its just up to luck i guess

>>39390820
>Bad. Get on a diet and start some exercise ASAP
I used to have a flat stomach a couple years back when I did the saitama workout due to sheer autism. I could just start doing it again except the running.

>>39390820
>Ok you're autistic also, this doesn't bode well. Of course I meant outside.
You don't get to where I am without some form of autism. But what I meant is that I'm always naked inside my house or just wearing socks and trousers/boxers.

>And describe your style and/or post pic
I'd rather not post pic. I just dress with normal dress pants and shirts because of extended wagecuckery.

>Right ok can you at least normally interact with people?
I think so. I can fake smiles and pleasantries very well as a self defense mechanism. The problem is that I hate small talk and all my interests are autismical.

>Your best bet is the indirect aprpoach and just being friendly.
The hell is indirect approach?

>Realistically speaking you're not gonna pull 8/10s or even 6/10s but possibly some slightly ugly shy girl so you don't need all that
Man I'd settle for a 5/10 as long as she genuinely loved me and wasn't fat. There's also an additional problem I have besides the looks on my ideal partner but that's for later.

>>39390841
How do I look for someone like me? There's no Tinder for robots. My country is very anti-robot to begin with. I've had to constantly kill or suppress parts of myself just to survive here.

>>39390880
Rape is wrong.

>>39390979
Only place i found robots are at facebook my friend married robot who he found at facebook

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>>39391074
I don't have a Myspace, FB, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram or any of those social media things whatsoever. I'm making a throwaway for these sites.

>>39390979
what can i do besides rape? every chick i talk to has 300 other suitors and all it takes is one of them being better (or at least from what she thinks no one is better plz)

>>39390942
>Man I'd settle for a 5/10 as long as she genuinely loved me and wasn't fat. There's also an additional problem I have besides the looks on my ideal partner but that's for later.
A girl who isn't fat is automatically 7/10 these days.

>>39391442
>A girl who isn't fat is automatically 7/10 these days
Correct. Described as butterface but "killer body bro" meaning not 250lbs but sorta normalish

>>39391442
>A girl who isn't fat is automatically 7/10 these days.
Maybe my standards differ from the norm.

>>39391442
>A girl who isn't fat is automatically 7/10 these days.

I fucking hate living in America because of this.

>>39392244
Is that really all it takes nowadays?

whats the point in getting s GF sorry? but I think its better enging single lke wtf is the pont in all that haslle baka fml kys kys faggot nigger

>>39390542

your only 3 years away from wizardom. dont fucking do it.

>>39392647
Wizardhood is NEETspeak for killing yourself.

>>39392669
>Wizardhood is NEETspeak for killing yourself.
i thought it was when you stop being attracted to women at age 30 after years of khv-hood and women have no more power over you.

>>39392451

The average adult american female weighs 168 pounds. And that's at an average height of 5'6".

>>39393059
Huh. That's odd. I'm 175 pounds or so and 5'11.

>>39390542
if you need help with styling advice and shit im here OP.

>>39393169
Thanks anon but what's styling?

>>39393188
dressing up, hairstyle and shit

im pretty normie tier on this

>>39393304
What would you wear to a casual first date?

>>39393314
Depends how you look, Usually a dark colored button up shirt and some dark colored pants / shoes, probably dark colored pants with some white shoes or something. Really depends, but hey im here

>>39393371
my name is now clothboi, thought about it a little longer and probably a light colored shirt, like a white buttoned up shirt, and a black sweater on it. with just a pair of nice pants and nice shoes.

>>39393371
Formal pants or black jeans? White dress shoes?

>>39393444
Honestly formal pants feel like they would suit better with what you're wearing, probably brown dress shoes imo. Depends where the first date is too, if it's at a restaurant then all I said is valid, if it's a damn KFC then mane. :(

>>39393534
Light brown or dark brown? I happen to have those colors, but I'd have to buy whites.

>>39390542
Scale of 1 to 10 on all these apps?

Only one I've used is tinder

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>>39393567
OP here. According to the research I did, they have varying functionalities and some are just straight up hookup apps. The biggest 5 seem to be(in no particular order): Tinder, happn, POF, OkCupid and Bumble. The rest are just to increase my range coverage and thus more likelihood of finding a match.

>>39393560
Light brown imo.

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>>39393560
Try to go for black shoes or dark brown, never white, specially not with dark colored clothes. Always try to keep the lower half dark. Try to get nice jewelry and have a good hairstyle

>>39393632
Do you ties, blazers or long sleeves are too much for a first date?

>>39393727
>and have a good hairstyle
Ok, this is going to be a problem maybe. I have shoulder length hair.

>>39393729
Actually, just a blazer with a button up shirt, dont use a tie for a first date

>>39393744
Try and cut it, how is your hair ? Straight ? Curly?

>>39393831
Wavy but not curly or straight. I usually just tie it back so it doesn't get in the way. It looks short and slicked back most of the time.

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>>39393894
i'd suggest something like that then

>>39393958
That's like worlds apart. You could make a "virgin haircut" vs "Chad style" image out of the differences. I suppose investing on a better cut would help with the first impressions. I do need better pics after all.

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>>39390581
>getting advice from /soc/ degenerates

>>39394042
You're right, but yea we do need a pic or smth so we can see what could fit you OP

>>39394202
It's against the new rules to post pics of yourself, though.

>>39394224
mods r fags tho

>>39394279
They'll kill me dead bro. I won't stand a chance.

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>>39393744
Even better, it's easier to style than short hair and you have more unique options, make sure it's clean and not frizzy. For the top a long sleeve button down can never go wrong, if it's more fancy try a shirt jacket, blazer, or other light jackets and stick to layers. Don't wear jeans or cheap sneakers, but if it's casual you could go for nice sneaker

Will OP share his embarrassing cringe stories in green text with us? I hope so

>>39393609
Thanks. I'll check them out.
Now all I need to do is get some decent photos.

>>39394426
What do you mean? Like my eventual failures which I am doomed to go through?

Good luck. I went all out at 24, I had this thought in my mind I was going to get it over with before 25 the mid point of your 20's. I had finally gotten my goal body (6 pack everything), got the best hair cuts, tan, clothes everything. Tried tinder, failed. Tried bars, failed. Asked out 2 cute cashiers, failed, hung out at the beach on my days off showing my body, failed. Tried making small talk with milf at the gym, failed.

6ft tall, white, full head of hair, nice body etc good luck tho!

>>39394859
Wait, you never so much as got a date from all that?

>>39394921

Not even a date, I'm 26 and still have never been on a date. I got a "no thanks" though, and 1 girl texted me for like a day but it went nowhere.

>>39394941
What did you learn from that experience though? I need any help I can get.

>>39394965
Don't waste time imo, yea its still clothboye but yea, if you see that something isnt working with a chick just dont waste mor time on it, knowing that you're practically on a hunt, you probably will have dozens of other grills to try. Don't waste any time on em. Godspeed anon

>>39394965

All I learned is that it is 1000x harder to get a gf than I thought, and that i'm going to have to move somewhere else most likely out of the USA to ever get laid in my entire life.

>>39392995
Reaching wizard status can be intentional or not. If just means you haven't had sex in the thirty years you've lived.

>>39395103
Alright man, thanks for the help. I am already building the profiles on the big 5 apps so I'll go buy nicer clothes tomorrow.

>>39390542
if all you want to do is lose your virginity just hire a escort you faggot.Anyway we all know the outcome but a man can dream i guess.

>>39395237
But then there would be no connection.

>>39395210
Alright mate, try to find some H&M near if you have some, cheap clothes and they look nice. Godspeed anon make this shithole of a board proud.