Did you fall for the college meme?

>>39389980
Yeah, i fall for uni meme (have bachelors in physics). Sadly, my pride doesnt let me work minimal wage stuff.

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No way, dude. I always said college was a joke ever since Middle School. Everyone said I was gonna regret it but now I'm just laughing at them

>>39389980
>get degree in something not stupid
>have no debt because not stupid
>get job paying $100k/yr starting
>still free to look down on trades people

i live in scotland and we get university for free

>>39390031
>get a job at 100k/yr starting
Keep telling yourself that

>implying falling for the trade meme is any better than the college meme

>>39390038
I'm curious, how many of you actually take advantage of that? Like of all the kids you went to high school with, how many would you say went on to uni?

>finish grad school a linguist
>enthusiasm for research gone, and disgusted by teaching
>open a cat cafe with zero business training but awesome friends and rich parents

We are doing fine :D

>>39390010
>bachelor's in STEM
You silly sausage.

Wait, Megan has a backup plan. She is gonna marry a rich and cuck him for 10 years

>>39390099
>You silly sausage.
It seemed like a good choice back then.

>>39390031
Ok you really dumb stupid faggot, just tell me how could justify receiving salary of 100k a year fresh of college with no experience?
Just tell me you dumb faggot what kind profit, skills and knowledge can you bring to company that will generate more than 100k for you and profit for company.

You are fucking dumb. First you would probably have to learn how to make coffee for your coworkers you dumb idiot.

Just tell me what the fuck would you have in your skill set to be granted 100k a year

>>39390038
But is your diploma accredited beyond your parent's pasture?

>>39390010
>>39390099
Anyone in STEM who isn't pursuing a masters, MD, or PhD is clinically retarded.

>Megan
>Gets banged regularly by Chads who don't call her after, then she blames betas for it

>Mark
>Has sex on occasion with 7/10s, plays vidya and makes his own schedule

>>39390142
I'm not really interested in academics.

>>39390133
>Just tell me what the fuck would you have in your skill set to be granted 100k a year
Not him, but any sort of degree in petroleum engineering or geology with an emphasis in petrol industry application could easily land 100k out of school.
My old high school buddy did exactly that.

>>39390142
It depends what in STEM you want to do. If you want to be an code monkey/civil engineer, there's no going beyond a 3-year course at university

>>39390190
>I'm not really interested in academics.
Then STEM's a bad choice. 99% of bachelors are worth dogshit, and the benefits of going into science/medicine/etc. are only tangible after grad school.

>>39390222
You people are full of shit, nobody would grant you 100k a year fresh after college.
I dont get from where do people propagate this 100k a year meme.

Do you people fucking realize what is 100k a year, its fucking 8000k a month. Jesus fuck do you understand that firms would go bankrupt you you had to payout this kind of salaries to someone who just have title engineer.

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>this is what Drumpfkins actually believe

>>39390088
>cat cafe
What's that?

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>>39390288
>You people are full of shit
>t. high school sophomore
Don't lash out because you're too retarded to know you're supposed to take internships before you graduate.
>Do you people fucking realize what is 100k a year, its fucking 8000k a month.
10/10

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>want to get a job in law
>can't go to law school yet because I need a bachelor's degree first
>have to sit through shitty college and go to pointless classes just to get this shit
this is so fucking retarded, I feel like killing someone

>>39389980
But I have free university
Why work when I can study and chill?

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>>39390310
>university doubles your earnings in America

Why is the difference so fucking high?

>>39390416
>European university
Even more worthless

>>39390431
It doesn't you brainlet
There are like 100 million spics and niggers in this country who don't work.

>>39390431
Americans are fucking retarded and want to watch their people struggle.

>>39390288
>do you understand that firms would go bankrupt you you had to payout this kind of salaries to someone who just have title engineer.
Not every company is a software startup in north LA, you dumbass teenager.

You can make bank just by being stationed on an oil rig.

>>39390454
Pretty grim desu, in bongland there are apprenticeships which are ok for people who don't go

in the UK we don't have to pay back any of our debt until we earn atleast 20k a year
and it's only a total of ~10k
burgers btfo kek

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>>39390453
>this kills the NEET /pol/tard

>>39390354

I opened a coffee shop and there are cats here and people pay money to hang out with and adopt my cats while they drink coffee and shit

>>39390088
I was watching a video about the Chipotle founder last week. He graduated with a master's degree in art history and got a """small loan""" from his parents to open a restaurant. I wonder how small of a loan it was exactly. To purchase and refurbish a commercial building with a kitchen and dining area and employ an entire staff. More money than I'll ever have in my life, no question. Probably a hundred times the amount of my parents total savings. I guess that qualifies as a small loan, huh?

Fucking privileged richfags. It's impossible for you dumb faggots to ever fail in life. No matter what you can always just bail yourselves out with money. It's disgusting.

>>39390516
>70% of the population is white
>only 40% on SNAP

>12% population black
>25% SNAP

you seem confused

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>>39390504
It's 9k a year now

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>>39390521

wow then get rich, don't be a bitch

scrub

>>39390434
Not really.
It's only worthless if there are no jobs.

>pursuing bachelors of Forestry, which is STEM
>department contacted all of the previous year's graduates to see how the job search was going
>over 95% of them had careers with the state/fed government within 6 months of graduation, 4% were in graduate programs, and like 1-2 people had just gotten a bunch of money from life insurance or something similar

feels fucking great desu, the head of the department will come in every now and then and tell people not to worry about finding work, just focus on schoolwork because everybody basically already has 60k starting + pension while also getting to fuck around in the forest all day
he also keeps making references to smoking weed, which is a bit odd from a 65y/o with a Ph.D

>so imagine a forest fire burning all the duff like a joint, it isnt the initial flame from your lighter that does the burning, its the smouldering flames that gets you high

>>39390288
well at the top universities (like highest 3 in the country) in britbong have recruiters from major banks and if you are getting a degree in something they are interested in (economics, bussines, finance) you can get a job straight out with 100K first year going to 150 second.

>>39390562
It takes money to make money. :^)

That's only fair after all. :^)

I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Uneducated People, Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Trumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS.

>>39389980
Yes. I'm not American so college isn't memeingly expensive. Moreover the people who didn't go but earn a good living are the exception, not the rule.

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>learn a comfy trade
>study at college for shit and giggles
free colleges rock amerisharts

>>39390178
Please make this a new meme

>>39390619
this
either you are a medic/engineer or ya dun goofed

You're all retarded. College doesnt matter, degrees don't matter, trades don't matter.
The only thing that matters is social skills, because the only way to make money is through nepotism.
If you're truly a robot, you're fucked. Unless of course your parents are either rich, or have connections for you.

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I started attending university pursuing a Doctorate in Mechanical Engineering, a friend hit me up to open a tehc shop just in time when i got my Masters. We fix cameras, computers, phones etc and make pretty good money. Took one year to pay off those loans, working a trade or opening a shop is literally the best decision you can make.

>>39390271
There were plans to build a NPP and my program was created for this. Sadly, this year it was canceled. My energy degree is pretty useless now.

>>39390698
check out this retard
ya coming to """""redpill"""" us, I presume?

>>39390578
Oh shit really?
Where do you go to college? ESF?
Because I'm also in a forestry heavy school and I've been contemplating the switch from wildlife science to forestry, is it worth it? Or should I stay with wildlife science?

>>39390619
>people who didn't go but earn a good living are the exception
Are you still talking about america? Because around here bachelors and tradesmen go pretty neck to neck and college kids start to gain lead like 10+ years later.

I love how tradecucks feel the constant urge to make memes like this to justify their objectively inferior existence. We don't think about you at all.

>>39389980
I dropped out and got a job in my field, school blows

>>39390756
Check out this oblivious idiot. Come to be """"the voice of reason"""" i presume?

>>39390768
I literally haven't seen trade/college meme here before, stop making up bullshit.

>>39390822
Not him but it's posted VERY regularly on pol and quite a bit on r9k

>>39390521
Shut the fuck up. Mow lawns, you working class pig.

>>39390818
>sheeple, all of you!
back to your containment board, edgelord

What trade should I get into if I don't care too much about money but want plenty of free time?

>>39390519
what the fuck

are you in Poland ?
I saw a coffee like this in Poland

>>39390414
Being a lawyer is fucking retarded Anon. You're gonna have a job where you literally break your back just to protect some Chad

>>39390516
Why the fuck does everybody call blacks "african american" their parents were born in america and they were born in america. You don't call whites european americans or asians chinese-american, japanese-americans. The fuck? Fix your goddamn country burgers. Stop giving these monkeys free shit.

>>39391052
disable your trip first and then we'll talk

>>39390546
>70% of blacks have lived in poverty
>30% of whites have lived in poverty

Confused how?

>>39390759
HSU
Wildlife is super over saturated, so their bachelors is just preparing you to go into a graduate program afterwards if you want to do more than be a tour guide at a zoo

Forestry= bachelors->career
wilflife= bachelors->masters->pray

>>39391068
Whatever you say, fagonymous. There is a name space for a reason.

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>>39391052
>butthurt /pol/ack tripfaggot
Discarded.

>>39391123
>There is a name space for a reason.
Yes, in part to identify underage retards like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>39389980
>barely passed high school
>never stepped foot in a college
>lied on my resume about getting an unremarkable degree at an unremarkable college
>no one does extensive background checks unless you're going into law enforcement, government, education or upper management positions

Why don't more people realize this?

>>39391132
/pol/ is for autistic retards. Fuck off with that political bullcrap.

>>39391158
Tyrone summed it up really well. It's fine to trip if you doing something like a thread where you want people to identify you're the OP or something, but there's no reason to use it anywhere else

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>>39389980

i fell for the military meme

>comment was not origami

>>39391158
>posts le reddit meme because he read somewhere names are bad and need the intense need to respond because his favourite emotion is peer pressure, even tho everybody is a fagonymous.

Go back to /b/ait if you are scared of trips normie.

>>39390611

Breddeh gud bait.

Actually, people get more conservative as they get older. And the population is aging.

Look it up, fuckwad.

>>39390133
you have some serious grammatical problems my man your English writing skills are trash

>>39391344
Holy shit you are such a fucking retarded newfag. I'm not bothering with you anymore. Your trip is getting filtered. I hope you can one day realize why trips are bad

>>39390288

>triggered dumb tradesmanlet

100k starting is definitely obtainable if you're an engineer or similar title working in the oilfield. Obviously the standard of living is higher there as well, and you need an "in" to get there.

>>39391385
>Talks shit about my trip
>I respond
> Holy shit I can't bother with you anymore

Holy shit, faggot. Filter me, because I don't want to talk to your dumbass ever again.

>>39391460
>>39391385
Why the fuck did it respond to some random fag in the middle of the thread? The fuck is wrong with this site.

>fell for uni meme
>graduate with decent amount of debt
>smart enough to get into med school
>even more debt

Don't even care at this point since I'll be making 6 figs regardless and most hospitals have signing bonuses or are qualify for government loan forgiveness. Also boomers can't give me shit since they're all fat and will need my help for the rest of their lives anyways.

>>39391499
nice dubz but honestly trip fags are gay
im a different guy btw

>>39390611
He bought the 4chan isnt racist meme.
Fuck off nigger.
No on likes nazis but no one likes liberals more.

>>39391544
Man I hate the incorrect usage of the word "Nazi" lately. It seems like everyone is using it to describe white supremacists. I'm not saying that you are, but I've just been seeing it used like that a lot lately

>>39391598
I'm a nazi, and that shits bugs me as well. Could be worse.

>>39391598
Hasnt been a nazi since 44.

>>39391499
fuck off tripshit you have no reason to trip

>>39389980
Enjoy switching jobs every ten months and aging fast as fuck due to all the hard labor :)

>>39390031
>>39390052
I didn't make 100k starting out, but now make > 100k 5 years in.
Went to college. AMA.

>know college is just a sick joke
>join a trade school instead
>forgot that I still have autism
>fail at everything and people hate me

My first mistake was going outside.

>>39389980
I don't have to pay tuition (dad is college vp), as such I will graduate without debt, so I don't really give a fuck

>tfw went to school for computer engineering
>tfw no debt because scholarships plus fairly wealthy parents
>tfw live in california
>tfw life in cheap housing near a college in south bay area for 600$ a month for a room (live with my old college roommate, his brother, and this girl who goes to the college)
>tfw at 27 I've bounced around tech companies till I'm now making 145k
>tfw more money than I know what to do with
>tfw 300k saved up

I'm considering buying a few houses as rental property,but feel a housing bubble drop coming in my bones so I'm waiting until then.

>>39391815
I wish I did computer engineering

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>not falling for the military meme
You guys are missing out

>>39391815
Engineering bro.

CS is the best degree.

>>39391894
On rape and hazing?
No thanks.

>>39391894
>forced to be around normies
>teamwork
>time away from home

Everything else sounds great though.

>>39389980
>implying Megan doesn't find a job well beyond her qualifications because of diversity quotas and earn more than mark
>implying that white knights and orbiters don't agree with her when she says mark is stupid

>>39389980
>Go to uni for 3 years
>Join the navy and they pay it off straight away
>Leave after 4 years with plenty of money and experience

>>39391894
>Someone screaming down my ear in a 3rd world shithole for 10+ years
yeah I'll pass

>>39391994
this is why your life will never be fulfilling you really need to get out of your comfort zone

>>39392147
4 years minimum, also real life military is nothing like the shit you see in the movies

>>39390414
why not apply for law school in a different country? The US is the only place that has that retarded system, if you study in the UK you can do 5 years and start studying law immediately. It would also be significantly cheaper

I did and I have a job

>>39389980
Yeah I'm a history major but I unironically want a phd

>>39392794
would a UK degree even be valid in the US?

>>39390611
this needs to be way more subtle

>>39391499
Kill yourself you fucking faggot PLEASE ORIGINALLY DO IT

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>>39389980
Is it still falling for a meme if you get a well paying job afterwards? Because if so, I fell for the meme.
Still fucking depressed though. I'd be even more depressed if I didn't have the job I guess. Preempting questions, I did CS, you'd be a fool not to.

>>39392840
I don't think so. From what I understand tho, the difference is that a practicing lawyer in the UK can work anywhere in the UK and maybe even in the EU, whereas an Amerifat lawyer has to choose to work only in a certain state (because state and federal government are different).
Just letting you know in case you really did just want to work in law. Maybe it's just a convenient obstacle that you can find pointless and discouraging as an excuse to not actually go out and do what you say you want to do :)

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>>39391994
>people in the military
>normies
A third of the army and half the air force watch anime.

>>39389980
Whoa, that pic sure looks like it was created by a bitter blue collar loser

FYI I'm blue collar but I don't care about white collar guys and what they think of me

>>39393130
t. Has a degree in queer studies

>>39389980
my brother only took the first two years of high school and now he's making $50k/year

>>39389980
No thank fuck is it really that bad asking as a 39 yr old who never went

>>39390133
>>39390288
Butthurt minimum wage plumber detected. Enjoy fixing toilets for the rest of your life whilst my degree in Statistics opens the door to 100s of well paying professions. College is a meme only if you take a meme degree and think it's necessary to borrow 200k to spend on useless shit when the education is only 50k. If you're that fucking stupid then you deserve to get scammed.

I can't afford college, so I berate people who went to college.

You're just paying for needless busy work. The people are trash. You're better off killing yourself. Don't pay to become a wagecuck

>>39393154
T. Bitter blue collar worker who lives like money is everything

>>39390288
If you work in San Francisco you get paid over 100k easily, but you also need to be a millionaire just to live comfortably there. Also some degrees are a lot harder than others and require talent which might get you 100k a year since experience can be gained but talent can't. It would also be very easy depending on what kind of company you are to justify paying someone 100k out of college. All those tech companies pay so well and give out so much free crap to their employees because they make about as much as any other major corporation with about 1/10th the number of employees.

>>39390067
Lol get rejected you fucking fag

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originialbloxxx

Imagine your profession being so embarrassing that you hide it behind the "trade" euphemism.
>i dun learned a trade
>I wenna trade school
>me's a tradesman, juss like me fatha an' me granfatha

Just say plumber, it isn't so hard. You don't hear me going around telling everyone that I'm a universityman.

>>39389980
I swear to god tradefags are the most insecure people on this board, even more so than the cuckposters.

>>39394287
Hello Megan

>>39394234
And what if you want to talk about trades in general? Like suggesting someone go to "trade school" instead of college. What else would you say? Plumber/Electrician/HVAC/Warehouse/Truckdriver school?

>>39394138
trade schoolers will not be replaced by bots within any of our lifetimes

>>39389980
I've literally never seen this happen.

People who go to shit schools get shitty situations afterwards that's literally it.

>>39394382
that's what john henry thought too
if not bots then cheap 3rd world laborers
many specialized trade crafts have been automated in the last century

>>39394397
Employers care about your credentials and experience. They don't care about what school you went to. The only place that gives a fuck about if you're from a prestigious college or not is finance.

>>39394496
Nice cope. Obviously a person at a state school can have a really successful life but you're kidding yourself if you think UC Berkeley/UChicago/Ivy League graduates don't skip right to the interview stage.

>>39394530
You're kidding if you think a company doing public engineering projects would take someone from a big name college over the guy with 5 years experience. Same for companies who want a network administrator, basically any job that deals with real world problems.

>>39391672
What degree did you choose?
origiinale

>>39391499
Everyone thinks you're a lil' bitch now, at least make a new trip.

>>39394883
Not OC, but finance at a state school.

I just want to move out of America, which means I need a STEM degree. If you want to stay, however, then go with a trade.

>>39390133
http://www.naceweb.org/job-market/compensation/petroleum-engineering-projected-as-top-paid-class-of-2016-engineering-major/

BIG money in petroleum my boi

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NOPE

I feel for the Bitcoin meme.

I'm living off crypto currency

>>39389980
>Did you fall for the college meme?
No, I'm getting paid.

>>39390031
>looking down on tradespeople

Oh shit, my air just went out/my toilets backed up/my counter just cracked/a plethora of other pertinent issues! Whatever will I do?

>>39395217
>Oh shit, my air just went out/my toilets backed up/my counter just cracked/a plethora of other pertinent issues! Whatever will I do?
Pay some dumbfuck peon to reach his hands into my toilet and pull out my shit

There's a reason I look down on these people

>looking down on "lower middle class" from your "upper middle class"
>convince yourself that you are closer to the upper and ruling class than you are to the lower classes
>meanwhile your overlords spend what you earn in a year on a good steak and a spa day.

not going to university is one of my many regrets (just took a 2 year degree in pharmacy tech instead), although everyone I know who went to university and got a 4+ year degree now works as a cashier or or stocks shelves at a grocery store for minimum wage while I work at a hospital pharmacy and make 60k/year... i'll probably will never make more than that but it's much nicer than any sort of customer service job

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>too dumb to get into a good university
>not good at any trade job skills
>have no hobbies which could turn into a career
now what?

>>39395306
>caring about some arbitrary class system
No nigger, what I care about is the fact that my profession doesn't involve pulling shit out of someone else's toilet. I look down on you because your profession is degrading and doesn't require any brainpower.

>>39395149
Petroleum engineering is literally a cut above the other bachelor's degrees. It's the only useful one that's useful

College is great for 2 types of people

1. Chad/brad/thad. You're a busines/finance major. You're in a top tier frat and your parents are both rich. You're going to breeze through school and you have a job already waiting for you when you get out. Your 4 years is spent drinking, fucking and having a blast

2. Your name is pajeet or lee, you're going to be a doctor or an engineer

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>>39389980
if you can put in the time and not have a heart attack from stress and can actually handle yourself and aren't retarded.

Then obviously Uni is better if you go into doctoring or some shit.

But the average person can't handle it and will usually crash/burn

i just work for money so i can travel and i'm contempt knowing i'll never break 100k in a year

>at least i'll be dead before the robots take my job

>>39395387
You clearly have no idea what plumbing is if you think all they do is pull shit out of people's toilets.

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I went to a mediocre university and got a worthless degree in Economics. I graduated in June and I can't get a job, nor an internship. Luckily my parents paid for my degree and I stayed with them, instead of living on campus and blowing another $20k, so I have no debt and about $25k saved up.

>>39395387
the american's have a lot to learn about class, it's not a system you opt into, it's an observable fact keeping your eyes firmly downwards.

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>>39390639
>"free college"
>pay more in taxes

Really activates my almonds

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>>39389980
Yep and I fell for it pretty hard.
>meme liberal arts degree
>one unpaid internship but no job lined up for graduation
>still work at warehouse job for 12 dollars an hour
>mom expects me to be career-building nromalfag chad since my brother apparently gets a free pass for being a deadbeat alcoholic with three children

Oh well, at least I have no debt. In a sense it was only wasted time, so that makes it somewhat better.

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>>39389980
>got my PhD in mathematics
>make 300k a year
>mfw

just don't waste your time on something worthless

>>39395387
>collegecucks are this retarded
good thing you got that education

Why are all plumbers sweaty and disgusting? They show up, covered in dirt, and you have to tell them to take their shoes off inside, otherwise they'll walk all over your floor with their shit covered $10 autism shoes. It's like they have no manners or something. And you always have to tell them how to do their job because they're so mentally deficient and incapable of doing it themselves. I wonder why I even pay them.

Oh, that's right. I pay for the pleasure of having a low IQ monkey in my house to entertain me by pulling my fresh steamy shit out of my toilet. I make sure to take the biggest shit before the monkey shows up, and I never flush. Sometimes, when I'm really bored on my weekend off from the 120k office job that I work, I get my family to each take a huge shit and make sure not to flush so that the toilet is brimming with hot middle class shit. I then call my local idiot plumber to check out my toilet. I even promise that I'll pay him a few cents above the minimum wage. That always gets him excited. Of course, he's so fucking thick that he never realised that I am underpaying him. Can't expect a monkey to count, can you. Anyway, he shows up all giddy like a fucking goofball, I direct him to the toilet, since he always forgets where it is. I told him that it smells funny and ask him to check it out. This drooling fucking retard then proceeds to bend over the toilet and starts to sniff the steamy shit. After several minutes of shit sniffing he turns to me, with the tip of his nose covered in my shit, and says "HULP DULP i aynt be smellin' nuffin funny HULP GFULP seems fine to me bawseee". Oh it sure is. I pay him in monopoly money and send him on his way. I thought he would notice his shit covered nose, but he didn't. I didn't point it out, that would have been rude.

>>39395585
>rich people pay a greater proportion of it
It's much cheaper for the common man.

any idiot that falls for the whole blue collar vs white collar, lower class vs middle class stuff is part of the problem in the u.s. we are all part of the masses and are beneath the elites of this world and you are only dancing to their tune when you turn against each other and distract yourselves from the real issues. we need to stick together, not argue with each other over our income or lifestyles

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>>39389980
I sure did fall for the college meme. I was worried when I graduated with no job lined up and no internships and no prior experience... then I got super fucking lucky and made it all worth it

Falling for if right now for a ba in poli sci. Won't have debt though.

>>39389980
Yeah but doesn't mark have to work like 12 hours a day doing labor? Sure he gets paid well but if you go to college you can find some cozy job where you make a lot of money but don't work that often and not very hard right?

R-Right?

>>39396151
>paying >45% in tax
I think I'll pass

>>39395957

>I made this post to deliberately make tradies mad
>implying that accomplished journeymen or office workers making 120K even get on this board

Don't let me stop your RP though.

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>>39396346
Ehh depends often time salary is an excuse to duck you in hours for cheap or you get a job where your limited to forty and paid salary. Which is nice

>>39396372
I was mainly joking, but that's a good point. I hope I get a comfy salary job some day.

It sounds like you make a pretty penny though. Can I have some?

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>>39396420
I don't have enough to spare. Bills for home 2 cars baby wifey and a couple internet alternatives due to not having internet in my neck of the woods (wired). And weekend parties..but that is my relax time!

>>39393850
>that's because it is

oriiiig

>>39391529
Don't forget that you will likely be 30 by the time you start making six figures. Meanwhile your engineering friends have nearly half a million saved with no debt. Not to mention you work twice as hard as they do

Why do some college "educated" morons think that every tradesman is a fucking residential plumber that does nothing but work in shit?
It's like thinking any degree is equal value to a fucking womens studies degree.

>>39396558
>Meanwhile your engineering friends have nearly half a million saved
>at 30

youre retarded. only a very very very small percentage of people even reach that by retirement, yet at 30

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>>39396558
As I understand debt isn't really that big of a deal, i know people who I graduated with debt who just refuse to pay it. Pretty common from what I hear. I had a teacher in unit who still had debt and was set to retire and said he was gonna die with debt

>>39396694
Not him but if you start working around 22ish and make a good wage and save like hell especially if you live with parents having 500k by 30 is definitely conceivable.

>>39396710
They can start taking money out of your paycheck automatically if you just choose to not pay your student debts

>>39396694
A friend showed me his portfolio the other day with 350k. He recently turned 29 and has his own place. It's not hard to save 30-40k a year when you make over 100, plus with ~5-10% returns on investments it's very feasible to have nearly half a million by 30

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>>39396694
Feasible as long as your not extravagant, my senior mentor of aero engineering is spontaneous like that. He purposesly wrecked his Porsche and now needs a new toy so he bought a dodge demon. He does that shit a lot... no idea how he makes so much money but I know he was in prison for 10 years and a drug slinger when he was my age

>>39396729
News to me. Seems kinda like piracy.. it is illegal but ehh...who's watching?

I'm making 100k 2 years out of university. I graduated with no debt because I'm not a retard.

>>39396821
Major?
>tfw will probably never make that much because meme major

>>39396641
Those tend to be the type of people who took a psychology 101 course and think they're a reincarnation of Sigmund Freud. In other words clowns who barely got by and think them spending their money on stupid shit equals a tradesman working commercial making bank in a union. In regards to 4chan however that's just the nature of the site, people say shit that'll give them attention even though it'll be the dumbest thing imaginable. Just ignore the baitfags. Though they aren't too far off base on the whole "residential sucks" thing, though I guess that depends on what you go into.

>>39396850
I got an MBA with a focus on MIS. I work for an aerospace company now.

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>>39396821
>>39396850
You never know circumstance either. My uni prof made 248k a year because he made some little wind tunnel for the college that was about the size of an aquarium but they brag about it and he maintains it

>College
>Not snagging a job, saving your bucks and managing your money correctly (budgeting, investing, etc.)
The one benefit of being alone and single, no need to waste it on a vapid whore or a shithead kid.

>>39396724
>y if you live with parents having 500k by 30

Literally no normal well adjusted american does this

>>39396746
>A friend showed me his portfolio the other day with 350k.

Another "friend of a friend of a friend story" with no screenshot to back it up.

My friend at 30 made 5 million and retired to SoCal.

really easy

>>39396751
>Feasible as long as your not extravagant

well we only have one life and one youth. The only ones I see doing it are ones with no social standings and engineers

>>39391894
am i fine enlisting in the army in my late 20s? I never finished college and just want work and a place to sleep and maybe some people to go out drinking with.

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>>39396946
Still feasible living meager with a great job. But that's if your goal is to bank that much money. My goal is to keep my happiness going as long as humanly possible. 24 years and counting

>>39392022
IM FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THE WHOLE DIVERSITY THING.
>be working in a big name financial institution
>boss is basically grooming me as his underling to take over his mantle when he retires
>about to be a rags to riches story because boss "met him at a bar" lied when he interviewed and hired me even though i didnt finish college just to get me the job cause he wanted someone he could trust and that he knew
>working there for two years life is good
>mass layoffs in department because we our branch got sold off to another bank
>boss gets laied off and i get laied off
>before all this had happened some chick fresh out of college was forced onto our team from higher up in corporate earlier in the year
>after a chunk of the senior staff gets laied off she gets promoted to my bosses old position

>>39396821
>these turbo normalfags making six figures so soon out of college
Is this board reddit now or something?

>>39397032
God damn anon. RIP.

>>39396946
I have 50k net worth at 22, moved out immediately upon getting a job, and only make 75k. I had $4k March 2016. Learn to save faggot

Kind of? I'm in significantly less debt but I didn't complete a meme degree or a degree in any science which is what I was originally aiming for

I had trades and certifications prior to beginning college which I never really put to use however I missed out on the prestige that came with a degree

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>>39396955
Depends how late. They have age cut offs you know, the Army is actually rejecting people left and right since so many want to join and there's not enough positions. Thanks Obama.

>>39397056
I'm no normalfag, I'm a khv that hates just about everyone. I just exploited the normalfag lack of information to make big bucks.

OR you can:

> be a fembot
> studied nursing which was 90% women
> get a job paying $80k on nights immediately after graduation
> quit for a job that pays $60k on days
> in 2 years end up making $70k

Still not good enough for men!

>>39396955
If you're late 20's you better make sure you're in top shape, 270/280 minimum for the APFT. Military is rejecting a ton of people for the littlest of reasons, but who knows if that'll stay with Trump. If not army then try out the other branches.

>>39396724
Nigga that's 500k over 8 years: >60k per year. That's more money than most people make at their peak of career, let alone how much they can save from 22-30.

>>39397095
ehh i just turned 27 i mean if that doesnt work i might just end up becoming a beat cop "in one of the big name murder cities" because finding work fucking sucks right now

>>39397137

How much money you make means nothing to men

>>39396946
It's not a friend of a friend, it's my best friend since 4th grade. He got a job at Google straight out of college making 103. I have no idea how much he makes.

>>39397137
Stop being fat, money is not the issue

>>39389980
I wouldn't say I fell for it considering it was an orginal thought of mine that wasn't influenced by any retarded shilling. I always enjoyed electronics and how they worked, so I went to school to study them further so that I could invent devices of my own.
I have a few ideas, but no money to get things going. So I'm stuck looking for wage slave engineering jobs instead of kick starting my own company.

>>39397139
yeah thats how i remember it was post 2008 alot of people getting rejected literally had nothing wrong with them and were in tip top shape. I knew a guy who fucking passed the fitness test and everything for seals but barred from getting shipped to basic cause he got pneumonia a month prior even though he had already worked it out of his system

>>39397137
Like pottery, as us malebot nurses drown in pussy and money.

My current gf is a NEET though, further proving >>39397158

>>39397158
Bullshit
Would you be willing to 100% financially support a woman?

>>39397187
I'm not fat.

>>39397214
I would never date a male nurse because I don't work in the hospital (never have) and I don't want some guy putting me down and saying I am less of a nurse than him and that my job is easy and I am not a real nurse because of it.

Psych and community health are where my heart is, and I don't want a guy to make fun of me and judge me for it. It's enough that female nurses are all weird that I don't work in the hospital.

>>39397227
>Would you be willing to 100% financially support a woman?
Only if feminism were completely eradicated and the 19th amendment was repealed.

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>>39389980
>go to college but don't want to
>constantly fail and withdraw from classes
>lose financial aid
>can't quit or I need to start paying back loans
>need to go to school and work a job to pay for it now
>older than all my peers and still hate everything about it
>haven't made a single friend over 6 years
>not even halfway done
I got more memed than you can imagine.

>>39397261
and this is why you are single you literally put stupid imaginary shit as barriers for potential mates

>>39397285
So don't make up bullshit lies that you don't care about how much a woman makes. If I didn't make like $70k a year, most men wouldn't even want me. Don't pretend you're high and mighty and don't care.

>>39397202
Like I said the military really downsized everything under Obama. Prior to him so long as you can run 2 miles and do some push ups and be generally healthy you were in, now it's a complete game of chance. You could be the perfect applicant for whatever position, but they'll dig up some insanely insignificant thing like spraining your pinkie or something as a 15 year old and you're barred. If you're still interested then maybe sometime down the line Trump will undo that, but right now I'd suggest keeping an eye out for something else.

>>39397300
Not really. I once had a MGTOW nurse on a forum go on a huge rant saying that I was lazy and entitled and spoiled for not working in the hospital, and I should really get hospital experience to be valid. That put a bad taste in my mouth. Plus it's not even like I meet any male nurses. I meet 99.999% women and the males at my job are old.

>>39390965
not a trade but software engineer/IT, get the option to work at home and its all good, basically just mess around the whole week doing whatever I want. its really easy once you get good at it, and most people are incompetent with computers so ez money

The answer is obvious. The working class must seize the means of production. And then use it to create an anarcho-isolationist-individualist world.

>>39397227
>Would you be willing to 100% financially support a woman?


Why wouldn't I be? If she stayed home and cooked, cleaned and took care of our children yes that would not be a problem at all. "career" women are massive turn offs, and most of them are not very attractive no offense...

>>39397291
reminder to all robots, take school seriously

>>39390142
I'm a code monkey doing 75k one year out of school, I'll take it, low stress and pays the bills.

>>39397350
I knew a guy back in 09 who was discharged from basic because of shave bumps he got from the shitty razers they gave them and they didnt want to give him topical cream of a no shave waiver

>>39397403
You're the exception. I would rather be a SAHM and work part time, but since it's been drilled in my head (by men online, not feminists) that it means laziness and gold digging and free loading, I killed that dream off.

>>39397328
>So don't make up bullshit lies that you don't care about how much a woman makes.
I'm not the anon that said that, but I truly don't care about how much a woman makes. The chances of finding a decent woman in this decaying world is extremely low. I'll most likely live the rest of my life with my dogs, animals, and tfw no gf. The main thing I care about is how feminism has doomed the western world.

>>39397435

eh in my view its not freeloading if you have a child. Part time work would be fine too.

>Attend trade school
>Replaced by robots within 5 years
>Die useless and unwanted

>>39397435
Why don't both the mother and the father work part time to optimize time spent with each other and their children?

>>39397487
>robots replacing plumbers in the next 40 years
dream on

I think you guys underestimate just how shitty a lot of things are in the US

infrastructure plumbing etc

they are all incredibly dated and not improving anytime soon

>>39390516
If there were no minorities then white would be 100% on that chart, but it doesn't matter because there would be a lower percentage of welfare fags overall. Most minorities drag down america

>>39390851
Yup, for some reason there's a huge overlap between college dropouts and /pol/tards.

It's funny how Varg Vikerness keep telling them that they can be smart while having a low IQ, not going to college and that autism is a superpower.

>>39397514
this applies even more to educated fields

my comp sci professors actually urge us to learn shit like COBOL and Fortran, languages made in like the 50s because so much fundamental shit still runs on them and all the old programmers who knew them are dying

some things are just too fucking hard to update/modernize and all kinds of essential systems are like that

>>39397435
are you in the US? I really don't understand how anyone in this generation can afford to have stay at home parents. everyone I know is struggling and the only people that can afford their own place are splitting rent with friends or an SO. the idea of being able to just stay home and not work to raise a kid is wild.

>>39397524
and there seems to be a huge overlap between college loan debt and antifa.

The problem is its two sides of the same coin we are all literally fucked but instead we keep buying into this race war bullshit instead of focusing on the real issues in our society

>>39395619
what job? orignalispaghetto

>>39397514
Not just the US anon, Europe's infrastructure is a lot more shittier than people think, especially in countries like Germany. Robots will only replace shit like fast food and in some places truck drivers but people seriously overestimate their capabilities. Needless to say they won't be replacing a majority of jobs well past our lifetimes.

>>39390288
My first job:

> 85k/yr
> 401k matching, bonus, and profit sharing bonus
> Full life insurance, dental, vision built in

Guess how much that equates to

Yeah. Well over 100k for my first job in an area where the cost of living was 10% lower than the national average. Why? Because I brought them millions. That's what STEM gets you.

I now currently work for one of the top 10 companies in the nation only 2 years later. The only jobs people recruit me for are from Facebook, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, etc. Top tier companies, but I don't want to leave my current top tier. I usually away away their requests a few times a month. I've got a private office that I don't wanna give up.

Go eat an English degree dick, anon.

>get a master's degree in CS
>no debt
>start my own company developing software
>get rich

>>39397261
A decent guy in this career would never do that. Also in work generally women are assholes to other women, but guys aren't to other women (especially in nursing). Like we have no reason to compare penis size because men only like to compete with other men (not because we view women as incapable, but instead competing with other men is probably drilled in our heads throughout life like in sports and strength and such).

>>39397358
>MGTOW nurse

He's just another sad incel just like any MGTOW meme loser.

I feel you just had a lot of bad luck in that the people around you are terrible... and maybe you take online trolling too seriously? Don't take it so seriously. I respect you.

The obvious answer is don't go to college for something you don't like cause you're not gonna be good at it and you're not gonna get hired. If you don't like school don't go to college.

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>>39397581
There's also a perfect overlap of women's rights and the destruction of functioning nations as explained in pic related

>>39397631
Your larp game is on point anon, good work.

tfw free university so only retards go to trades

>>39397631
who woulda thunk 1 success story out of thousands of failures would mean that stem is the way to go

>>39397697
I dont care for any of this crap at this point the major fucking problem right now is globalism and overpopulation

>>39397744
> Y-yeah. LARPing. Haha!

>>39390516
snap is very restricted. It's nothing like food stamps you idiot.

>>39397764
>free university
>implying we arent already sending a bunch of fucking retards to college via tax funded student aid/full rides for kids from welfare families

>>39389980
You fell for the capitalism meme, OP.

>>39397780
In what world does the FNG get 85k, a 401k, and full insurance with their first job. Literally what company would ever do that to the new guy.

>>39389980
I want to go to college for a bachelors in criminal justice so that I can become a cop after college and then hopefully if I'm good enough and since I already have my bachelors degree by then I'll get promoted to become a police detective. That is my current goal but school already started and now I have to wait until January to start putting my shit plan in motion. I'm 20 and I'm poor as fuck so I need to get my shit together already.

>>39397631
Stealing this pasta, thanks

>>39397776
>the major fucking problem right now is globalism and overpopulation
If you read that pic you would understand that globalism would never have become an issue without feminism to initiate the self-destruction of all civilized nations.

>>39397764
Enjoy that >45% tax no matter what path you take.

>>39390611
restricting expression isnt very liberal desu

>>39397847
I actually really like my 45% tax, it goes to improve the community and everyones lives.

>>39397825
Companies that understand the value of math.

>>39397825
A lot of software companies in the bay area do that

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>>39397905
Europe is completely fucked. I don't know how you people even survive when you have to work half of the year just to pay taxes.

>>39397933
>bay area

HAHAHA fucking 100k is like poverty live in the bay area

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>Working at a retail job years ago
>Regular customer asks me if I want to make some real money and learn to be a carpenter at his business
>Thx but I'm going to grad school to be a librarian
>Friend did a similar thing, had a summer supply chain kinda job that wanted to send him to tech school for some kinda degree
>He also says no and goes off to college
>I'm a security guard and he's a shuttle driver for a hotel

>>39395289
What about that peon that has more practical knowledge than an $80,000 degree can buy that starts their own business and employs dozens of electricians to work on crucial systems? Is that humanities degree treating you well in your classroom full of highschoolers? Is sitting on your ass doing jack shit for you senior project advidors assitant fulfilling? Fine, piss on the plumbers, otherwise you'd be shitting in the corner of your low class apartment.

>>39397998
>What about that peon that has more practical knowledge than an $80,000 degree can buy that starts their own business and employs dozens of electricians to work on crucial systems? Is that humanities degree treating you well in your classroom full of highschoolers? Is sitting on your ass doing jack shit for you senior project advidors assitant fulfilling? Fine, piss on the plumbers, otherwise you'd be shitting in the corner of your low class apartment.
The sad thing is plumbers are impressed by $80k salaries
Yes, I will continue to shit on your occupation

you are stupid and beneath me

I did but it's not like I had high hopes or anything

I went, used up a ton of money, had the time of my life, graduated on time, and went back home to NEET

any other path is retarded (unless you're going for finance then all the more power to you, i like being a stay at home plant)

>>39396955
I fucked up in school to the point where it was impossible to graduate. I'm 27, no degree and not in particularly good shape. I joined the airforce for a trade that is in such demand that they gave me a reduced interview that was basically impossible to fail. I also have some medical condition which is like a mild form of Parkinson (not severe enough for neet bux) called essential tremor. I was 99% sure my application would get tossed. I got in though.

If you're in canada and a neet I'd say go for it, our military is the highest paying in the world.

>>39397825
I am the last guy you compete with in the final round of interviews.

You never see me. You never know who I am.

You were a nervous wreck in front of the hiring manager. My words were on point.

You remembered the answer to a simple question on your drive back home. I gave them the answer to that question and the one they were about to ask.

You told them "F-fair market wage is g-good, I guess." I negotiated my salary because they fucking needed me.

I am Chad.

>>39397905
>living in a ethnically and cultrual cohesive society

>>39398026
>youbare stupid and beneath me

You have nothing to base this claim on, you have no idea who I am or what or what station I hold. Please be a maladapted retard somewhere else.

>>39398071
Goddamnit anon don't you know the golden rule here? Don't respond to bait.

>>39398041

>You told them "F-fair market wage is g-good, I guess." I negotiated my salary because they fucking needed me.

I hate this shit so much.
>Don't ask about money and save both of you time on the first interview because it seems greedy.
>Don't ask for too little or you'll look weak and get your app junked.
>Don't ask for too much or you'll look entitled and get your app junked.

>>39397966
that's a bit of an exaggeration friendo. with 100k your take home pay is around 60-65k. Thats around 35-40k left over assuming you're paying around 2k a month for rent.

besides, he asked in what world do companies pay that much

>>39398082
I've been here for 9 years dammit I dont need to be told shit. Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

>>39397966
>>39398099
100k gets you avocado breakfasts and brunch with your libtard gf in bay area

>>39398099
I asked that in regards to a first job. Obviously companies would have that kind of offer to someone experienced but none of them would ever remotely offer that to a newcomer regardless of how much of a math "expert" he supposedly is.

>>39398114
>Make toast in kitchenaid toaster
>slather on homemade avacado spread
>drink Mimosa made with cheap champagne
>eat with average gf at 10 am in a tuesday

It's like there's barely a difference.

I did but I majored in something useful, I found a job quite easily, and I currently make 6 digits and the first number in my salary doesn't start with a one so take that as you will.

That said, college isn't the only way but dismissing college altogether is moronic.

>>39389980

I did indeed. Went to -no bully i know it was a mistake- art school. Follow your dreams and all that right? haha. haaaaaa....

I worked illustration and graphic design for a few years. Enough to know that that job is awful, pays terrible, you're treated like garbage most of the time, you have to fight tooth and nail just to get paid at all. I quit and found something else. Now working security job. It is braindead easy, union, pay is okay not great at $45k + 6 weeks paid vacation and full bennies.

If I could do it all over again I would apprentice with a cabinet maker or similar finishing carpentry type job. That's my hobby now and I really enjoy it.

>>39398169
>first number in my salary doesn't start with a one so take that as you will.
We know it's a 0.

>>39398155
If you live in bay area, you're not about practicality.

>>39398179
If it worked for you then congrats, you're already better than 95% of art school students.

>>39398169
but it probably took you 8 years with a somewhat rocky start in debt, no?

>>39398139
The great thing about reality is that regardless of what you say, the money that has been consistently accruing in my bank, investment, and 401k accounts says otherwise. You'll never get on my level.

>>39398199

Uh, well let's call it me working my way out of a hole I had dug for myself when I was younger.

>>39397514
typical tradie has no reading comprehension. it doesn't matter how shitty infrastructure is if a robot replaces you.

>>39398208
lets not turn this into an economical dick waving thread

Are there jobs you can do without going to college OR trade school that pay decent? Maybe unorthodox stuff most people wouldn't ever think of or want but would be totally acceptable to a robot?

>>39398243
That's all he did anon. Take that dick swinging on 4chan of all places for what you will.

>>39397603
He's memeing anon, math phd 300k is an old /sci/ meme.

>>39398139
Of the people who's starting salaries I know (three people):

One was an ex gf who got hired at a placed called Clover for 105k. Another is my little brother who got a job at some startup also for 105k. The last is my best friend who got hired in 2010 at google for 86k who got a end of the year raise to 103k since that's when facebook was doing some major poaching

>>39398114
im not exactly sure what an avocado breakfast is, although it sounds pretty good. not that big on brunch either- the idea of it always sounds better than the real thing.

>>39398261
Or did I simply bait you all? This is r9k, afterall. What kind of people hang out on r9k? Successful people?

>>39398294
What college did you go to bb?

>>39398327
I went to UCSD, which apparently is becoming more and more of a shit school now. Last I heard UC Irvine is better now, kek.

>>39398338
I have a shit gpa give me advice

>>39398367
How shit is it, and what do you want to do with your life

>>39398327
Phoenix Online. It worked okay I guess. I got my paralegal and called it a success or something....

>>39398179
Where do you live that security guards are unionized?

>>39398367
Drop out, try another major or go to trade school. You can't recover from a bad GPA. Once you drop below 3.7, you're basically a brainlet as far as employers are concerned.

>>39398380
Hm, phoenix online had some good free study material for bio AP back in 2004

>>39398379
>How shit is it
like 2.5
>and what do you want to do with your life
I want to die

I'm a civil engineering major though

>>39395338
network marketing

>>39398434
You're basically completely fucked 12 ways from Sunday. Build bridges instead of design them.

>>39398434
I dont know enough about engineering majors to give you any advice buddy. 2.5 sounds pretty shit but my pothead roommate in college had a worse GPA I think (was put on subject to dismissal) and still ended up finding a job after graduation. I dont know if he worked real hard during his last few years or what.

if your goal is killing yourself that's pretty easy

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>>39398255
>tfw no response
guys pls

>>39398732
No, all high paying employment oppurtunities require some kind of certification or qualification. Trades people need to study at school or work under a master to become knowledgable, even bouncers and security gaurds need experience.

You dont get something for nothing lazy nigger.

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>>39389980
>Me
>Paid $35k total for a 4 year Bachelor's in Computer Science
>Made $165k total compensation last year
>Made an additional $20k off interest on my investments from that money

Kill yourself OP

>>39398255
>>39398732
there's stuff that requires some training (apprenticeship) that pays pretty well (plumber, electrician, etc.)

you still have to study

I did the union electrician apprenticeship.

>free college
>OTJ training
>make 60k a year in an area where I bought my first house for 42k

>>39389980
No. My dad taught me his trade. I'm a carpentry fag now, miters are my only mistress

>>39398255
Oil fields?

that shit can kill you tho

>>39398774
similar (~$90k school / $230k total)

easiest way to turn iq into money!

>>39398830
That's totally ok. Perfectly willing to do dangerous shit for high pay.

>>39398853
well if you want to its ~$100k/year with no education, at the tradeoff of you have to essentially work/sleep and do absolutely nothing else

head out to texas or up north to canada anon

>>39398850
>$230k

Computer Science or something else?

>>39398885
I just said no education honestly because I'm totally fine with working outside of my meme feild. I don't give a flying fuck what I do I just want to make a decent to high wage. I could even do grueling work for my dad and probably make at least 80k a year and I'm heavily considering it.

>>39398912
Yes, CS.

What are some non meme degrees?

>>39398986
Trading firm? Or big 4?

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>tfw mummy paid for my degrees so I have no debt

>Go to college at 18 right after HS because that's just what you're supposed to do as a suburban white kid
>Maintain a solid GPA and get a useless degree in History
>End up working at a shitty outsourced IT helpdesk for 3 years after college
>Get fired a week ago

And here we are. Luckily I only have like 22k in debt left, but still fucked. A lot of people just went because they were supposed to and told if they didn't everything would fall apart. So you go at 18 with no idea what you'd want to do, settle into some degree you don't totally hate, graduate and join the real world which is even worse.

>>39389980
>1 year school
>3 years to pay off
Was this retard laying like 2 dollars per day or something? Did he pay for his class mates as well?

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>>39390133
I work for airbnb anon fresh out of college and make 140k. Granted I live in San Francisco

I'm a software engineer

>>39397786
SNAP is food stamps you stupid fuck.

>be me
>speak french
>jews created a lot of systems for european liberals to "export themselves" to america by making degrees recognized and stuff, all to push their globalist agenda.
>did my undergrad in france, getting my masters in germany, about to export myself right back to america with a degree
>not free because not EU citizen, but still only have around an 8th of the debt I would have (including housing) for the same degree pursued in america.
>feelsgoodmang.jpt

the best part is, I owe to my dad

>>39397966
>People who have never been to the Bay Area actually think like this

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>>39399592

>be me
>watch tv
>only thing on tv is liberal cucks on cnn
>fuck this world

>>39391052
>Stop giving these monkeys free shit.

Said the NEET on autismbux

>>39400136
Then stop watching CNN?

CNN has lots of conservative pundits on there. Have you ever listened to it? They should get rid of them all because they're all retarded

>>39393219
Doing what? Oregano comment

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>fuck college
>be a qt str8, gay magnet
>go to bar tending school
>get job at big gay club in city
>make 800$ a night

good job falling for the meme fellas

>tfw too stupid to get into trades

I can't do math if it were to save my life.

I got financial aid and my parents to cover my college so it was worth it.

>>39400236
>I don't need a degree or a professional career!
>I'll just work at a gay bar instead!

Literally kill yourself you degenerate piece of shit

You think you'll be cute forever?

>>39399299
The head of safety in airbnbs Portland office rapes underage girls and records it

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>>39400613
Nope but when I get older my experience will open more classier more xpensive settings. But your angers cute keep it up hun~

>>39400613
>being this mad at another dudes life

kek

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>>39389980
>Have to start re-paying my loans in graduate school because the school I'm attending is foreign and not recognized by the Department of Education's whatever-the-fuck Title IV or something
>Despite being a leading research facility in the world
>Research & instruction schedule so intense I won't be able to work more than part-time at best

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS STEM WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE THINKING MANS CHOICE AND I LOVE BIOLOGY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alright you faggots which route should I take? It's either:
>I graduate and get out of college thinking my degree was not a meme but am forced work at walmart with debt and time out of the workforce
Or
>become an electrician made 40k for 5 years then boost up to 70k while my body decays before age 30

ITT: tradecucks who are butthurt that they wont be as based as STEMchads.

>>39400715
And the boost to 70k at journey is a huge if based on luck

>>39398114
You sound like a moron repeating /pol/ memes about places you've never been.

Yes but I am an exceptional student and got a full paid scholarship, also I don't live in JewSA

>>39389980
I just saw this on Facebook

>>39390578
> he also keeps making references to smoking weed, which is a bit odd from a 65y/o with a Ph.D

That dude was blazing before you were born. Appreciate that you have an accomplished, elder pot smoker in your department

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>>39397786
>snap is very restricted. It's nothing like food stamps you idiot.
what the fuck man

>>39395585
I know this is hard for you to grasp, but this use of "free" means that it is freely available to anyone who wants it. free as in unrestrained. you are inappropriately thinking of when something is available for free, when no price is paid for it.

>choosing to be a wagecuck

>>39400715
I dropped out of college in my first year and became an electrician, best decision of my life thus far. Its really not that hard on your body as opposed to other trades that involve digging and heavy lifting plus if you're smart you can get into a cushy job like maintenance or something else easy. Once you're licensed you got pretty much an open door for so many different positions, worth it dude its hard work at first but you get used to it and its a respectable job.

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>>39390546
>america
>70% white

I'm in trade school.
I honestly feel like even after I graduate,
There won't be any opportunities for me.
Can't shake this sense of doom.

It honestly feels like all jobs go to foreigners or people born into connections.

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>>39389980
>didn't fall for the college meme
>Everyone laughed at me
>channel my hatred into inventing a steam machine that can make clearing flooded areas of the house faster
>Now racking in over $273k/year
>use 75% of it on crypto currency and investments in land to make more bux
>still live with mummy and she doesn't know yet

Stay cucked