>you will never hear a japanese princess whisper "aishiteiru"

File: 1459186799586.jpg (94KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 601x508px

>>39388906
who would want that, b-baka?

>>39388906
>>you will never hear a japanese princess whisper "aishiteiru" into your ear as you both fall asleep in the palace garden after tanabata
Fuckin faggot weeb lmao

No but I do use a Japanese idols messaging service where she sends me voice messages like that all the time though.

>>39388906
>you will never hear a beautiful aryan maiden whisper "QUIT MASTURBAITING TO CHINESE CARTOONS YOU RACE MIXING FAGGOT" into your ear as you both fall asleep in eachothers arms after Kristallnacht

File: 1503951919250.jpg (9KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 300x300px

>>39389038
How much does it cost?
Origanolli

>>39389174
A little less than $3 a month per girl.

File: i want to be my waifu.jpg (84KB, 562x598px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 562x598px

>>39388906
>you will never be a japanese princess

A-ashiteroo

get a grip on reality dumb weeb

>>39390043
everyone is actually better off losing their grip on reality

Jokes on you the voice in my head alrdy told me that last Tanabata

pay an Asian to do this OP
tell her your plan, then drop acid
she will do this to you midway through your trip
honestly it works, LSD works wonder when attempting to live out fantasies, I'm surprised not many robots to this, its literally life changing

>>39390372
Asian hooker*
sorry I'm baked rn

File: notes-of-great-teacher-onizuka-2014-episode-8-L-9VpJMS.jpg (35KB, 460x329px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 460x329px

>you will never get hit by a truck and wake up in another world with OP super powers

>>39390442
top 3 worst feels in the world

>>39388906
>you will never hear a japanese princess whisper "aishiteiru" into your ear as you both fall asleep in the palace garden after tanabata
yes you will!

>>39388906
>tanabata
does this mean ass fucking?

>>39391727
It's a Japanese holiday
have you never watched haruhi? Do you not have access to Google? I'm really confused what would lead you to ask this question

File: varg.jpg (56KB, 624x618px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 624x618px

>>39388906
>ywn hear a strong nordic warrior whisper "stop masturbating" into your ear as you both lay down on the grass in the french countryside after filming another thulean perspective video