BONE CHILLING SENTENCES >"anon you talk really quiet"

>>39387923
>anon your bones are cold

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>It's all in your head
>fall into a spiral questioning my sanity

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>>39387923
"Are you okay? Something bothering you?"
"You seem more bitter than usual."

What the fuck I've never done anything to these people. I hate that (fake) sympathy bullshit.

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>>39387923
>you don't talk much anon

>>39387923
my alarm clock is bonechilling
whenever it goes off it reminds me i'm someone's slave for the day

>you will never make it in life you're a failure

>Your soul better belong to Jesus, because your ass belongs to me.
Can't help but chuckle when I think about it in retrospect. The rape, I could take it or leave it, but the attention was nice for a time.

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>Why do you look angry all the time, Anon?
>Why do you live with your Grandfather, Anon?
>Why do you never answer my texts, Anon?
>Why are you so quiet, Anon?
>Why do I never see you outside school, Anon?
>Why do you never talk to girls, Anon?
>Are you gay, Anon?
>>39388038
Good advice, actually.

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>>39387971
Underrated

Oriorigigigj

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>>39388044
wat.
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39388044
Shut up loser, I know exactly which song you took that line from

>why don't you want to go on webcam or show a picture of your face

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>>39387923
>haha, I didn't know you could talk anon ;)
why do coworkers do that?

>>39387923
Just listen to it OP hearing her say this one sentance crushed my soul

https://vocaroo.com/i/s08Nqmm0j52B

we need the talk about your attitude

>>39387923
I had a girl tell me that "I thought your penis would be bigger?"

>We're proud of you

It hurts because I know they're lying to make me feel better. I can only sigh internally and smile.

>"What? Can you speak up?"

>>39388833
I see why women want Chad and my dick is like 5.5 inches

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>>39388857
>actually having a girl see your penis

>>39388833
I am a manlet with no hope at least my penis is 6 inches, so does she just ask her future bfs how big their cocks are?

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> wake up at 3pm to the sound of your phone ringing
> "hi anon im calling from [place you applied at] we would like to do a phone interview"

>>39388926
That was the only time and I was so stressed out about having a small penis after that I couldnt even get hard she ended up telling her friends and they laughed at me a few times was terrible.

>>39388833
Why do all women want dicks that are way above average?

>>39388833
Might as well end it now she is describing chad thundercock and I am a robot

>>39388973
because women have ridiculous egos and senses of entitlement nowadays.

we're experiencing the worst women of all time- of any generation.

>>39387923
Some guy literally called me an autist after seeing me dance on a party. Yeah I have friends and go to parties pls no bully.

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>>39387923
>So, what do you like to do in your free time ?
>Are you always that "calm" ?

>>39388012
I had a girl ask me why I didn't speak much once and I later found out she liked me (she was dumb though so I wasn't interested, inb4 ree). This can mean anything.

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>>39387971
>Anon, I'm going to put this ice on your bones

>>39388833
>>39389005
>>39388973
>>39388929
>>39388908

What are you trying to force here by samefagging this shit?

>Talking to people in real life

>>39387923
>anon why don't you step up to the chalkboard

>>39388743
Because they're smug normies giving you the hint that you aren't welcome. Just embrace the NEET life already

>Anon, I will proceed to place this frozen water onto your skeletal structure.

>>39388944
wait did you mean to type 3 AM?

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>>39389413
This fucks with my mind. How can you sleep long enough until 3PM, and what kind of company does interviews at 3AM?

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>>39387923
WOW LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME OUT OF HIS CAVE HAHA

>>39389495
Too close anon, too close...

>Hey anon what is this in your browsing history?

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>You can invite some friends to your birthday if you want?

>>39389464
He probably goes to bed at around 7am like I do. What's hard to grasp about this Norman?

>youre one of those really skinny guys

>>39388114
CAPTIVE HONOR, AIN'T NO HONOR.

>>39389588
>not using incognito mode

shitty mute for "unoriginality"

>>39389598
>You can invite some friends to your birthday if you want?
fucking delet this

>>39387923

you have the same eyes like anders breivik.

>>39387923
>*Anon are you going bald?"

>>39389640
This, also
>Are you ok ? You look sick
>No offense, but do you have some kind of illness or eating disorder ?

When people start whistling around you because theres a strange silence that follows you

>alright class, go around the room and introduce yourself
The fact that they did that even in my senior year of college pissed me off to no end.

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>"weren't you wearing those pants yesterday?"

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>>39387923
at lest somebody fucking talks to you,I haven't talked to anyone besides my parents for months

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>hey anon you want to go to cinema? I have free ticket
>no mum
>is it because you don't want to go alone, oh come everybody goes to cinema alone from time to time

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OK EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER QUICK
>odd number of students in the class

>>39389778
>go around asking people to be their partner
>ask stacy
>"ew no!"
>ask a kid nearby
>"sorry I already have one"
>ask someone who looks like he might be a loser too
>he ignores you and just walks away
>"ANON WHY HAVEN'T YOU FOUND A PARTNER YET"

>>39389778
>have twin sister
>always had a secure partner
Im glad I got to avoid the odd one out feels

>>39389464
I'm not that anon but I always end up sleeping until about 3 PM
I go to bed at 6AM when most people are heading out for work

>>39389755
Really? Unless you're a girl, there's literally no reason to have more than one or two pairs of pants.

>>39389778
This is even worse in college.
>tfw dropped out

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>anon stop talking so loudly

>>39387923
>"gimme your phone anon"
>swipes phone
>"tee hee hee, you don't have porn on here, do you anon?"

>>39389882
>twin sister
How is that like? I would hate having a sister and I couldn't imagine having a sister the same age as me
I could imagine seeing her bring in all her Chad boyfriends and having them make fun of you for being a loser

>>39389952
Luckily shes just as hopelessly as autistic as I am, so she doesnt date any Chads, not yet at least
Its nice having someone that shares all my anime and vidya taste to talk to though

>>39388944
This one really gets me. It was a nightmare when my mother used the internet to send my CV to a lot of places for charges I wasn't qualifier for and they started calling me for interviews.

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>>39389995
When're you gonna fuck her, anon?

>>39387923
Why dont you have a girlfriend?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39389598
Literally me yesterday

>>39390119
I have no interest in fucking family members desu

>"You're always reading, Anon, come talk to us".

I got this one in particular all throughout secondary school from the normies who obviously didn't give a fuck but wanted to impress the other normies.

>>39387923
The opposite can work too, you know.
>Best friend makes whatsapp group consisting on me, him, and two girl friends from highschool, partly because he wants everyone to stay in touch, partly because he wants me to get better at speaking to women.
>Everytime I say anything in the group no one answers or talks to me
>Best friend has to intercede so as to not make the chat group awkward, and is the only one to ever talk to me.
>Talk less and less in the group, if I want to talk to my friend, ill speak to him direclty
>Girls complain I dont participate enough

I dont know, guys. Im trying my best here.

>>39389892
Why would i change pants if im going to different classes 2 days back to back

>>39387971
fpbp always and forevererly original

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>trying to flirt with a girl I really like
>I start jokingly bragging about how much I have thick skin
>I say "I have a heart of steel, nothing can make me cry. I'm untouchable. Go on, try to make me cry, give it your best shot."
>"I have a boyfriend"

>>39387923
Hey anon I'll just use your browser for a second I need to find something on internet...

>>39391159
I have my own notebook for myself and even then I always use the good ol` incognito mode, you only have yourself to blame if someone discovers whatss on your history, even right now, im using incognito to browse 4chan

>>39389413
>>39389464
>being asleep at night
normies go away if you aren't insomniac you aren't a robot

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>>39388743
>"can you talk to me anon? We've been classmates for months and i never heard your voice"
>"hey anon the year is ending and you still havent talked"

>>39391215
I can't use incognito for 4chan unless I'm using one of the porn boards, I just hate captcha so fucking much.

>>39389849
Thats actually funny lol i can relate

>>39387923
"Do you drive?"

"What college did you go to?"

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>any ladies, anon?
dad pls stop

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>>39387923
>"Anon! I need to tell you something!"
>"I just found out who I want to spend the rest of my life with!"
>"It's (Anon's best friends name) I love him so much!"

They have been married 7 years now.

>>39391117
You should've eaten her skin and tried to do it to yourself to prove your skin is thicker.

>You should smile more anon
God I hate that so much.

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>Anon your smile is really ugly(said by a girl)

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>>39387923
> I thought he would be one of the cool kids when i saw him in year 7.... then he opened his mouth

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>Are you a virgin?
>h-haha, of course n-not

>>39391117
But did you cry?
Authentic

>hey guys have you played [game I haven't played]
>everyone but me says yes

>>39391952
No, but my shock was very clearly noticeable.

>>39389778
I hate this. Luckily I had an even more robot than myself friend last year.

"How did you turn out so damn Cold, uncaring, distant and so god damn bitter, Anon?"
I-i love you too mom.

>>39389762
not OP,if you wanna chat every now and then post contact info

>You're such an awkward kid, Anon.
>Why are you always so submissive?
(And no, the second one wasn't from a cute gril if only)

>When was the last time you've been on a date anon?

>Who's that guy?

>Alright everyone get in teams of 2.

Not related but.
>Someone starts talking about their sex life and waits for you to respond.

>some dude takes my cookies at lunch without asking
>anger rises
>walk over to him and grab the cookies
>smash them in my hand and throw them away
>calmly walk back to my seat and sit down
>HAHA THE RETARD DISSED YOU BRO

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>>39387971
so simple and completely genius

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>in second grade
>everyone drawing because the art teacher visited our classroom
>teacher comes up to me and asks me something I dont remember
>had a huge feeling of happiness well in my heart
>suddenly yell out I WILL REMEMBER EVERYONE
>the entire class laughs at me including the teachers
>just wanted to express my love and how much I cared about all my classmates

>>39393679
faggot he dissed you because you got so upset over cookies you didn't even want to eat.

>>39392473
Kek i always bully a sub boy I know, but he really is and let his pals touch him.
Secretly I like him

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>anon,you won't be able to lift anymore

>>39393773
>assuming I didn't want to eat them
>didn't even bother asking first just assumed
I hate that shit desu. Learn some fucking manners and ask next time otherwise I will get an attitude. Hate that shit.

>>39393773
>taking peoples shit is ok without asking

>>39389764
Just go faggot. There's basically no difference with by yourself than going with 10 people, unless you're dumb faggots who talk during the movie (which will get you kicked out)

>>39393786
It wasn't like that. It was from this guy in highschool who was always an asshole to me. Basically calling me out for laughs.

>>39387923
>He is so awkward
>why are you so shy.

>You dress like a teenager
>Why don't you ever have you hair in a nice way?
>You talk funny

>anon is it in yet?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>you're definetley on the spectrum
>leave him alone
>your right eye seems kind of off
>you're a bit rapey
>you're weird
>creepy
>are you a virgin?

>>39389903
Im the most energetic and loud person ive met sure i have some disorder but i act like chad in these ms pain memes

>>39389238
This.
Originaru.

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>>39387923
>at work
>there is a stacy I occasionally talk to
>she comes up to me
>"Anon you wont believe what this girl said about you!"
>"Huh?"
>"She said that you never talk and your anti social and I was like uhhhh yeah he does talk? I talk to him all the time? Maybe you just need to say something to him and he will talk back. lol"
>"Hahaha yeah thats crazy"

I really dont talk much though, even to her. It was a bittersweet moment. For some reason she hasnt realized how anti-social I really am, her stacy friends were right.

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>anon would you please step forward and solve this equation

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>you don't have to force yourself to be here, anon
I heard that multiple times during the orientation week at uni but I'm pretty sure they just wanted me to fuck off.

>>39389755
>no, I just have a couple that look alike
so hard

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>Next is a group activity. Form groups of two, please

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>>39387923
"Do you need help?"

>Still on question one of some pretest

Brainlet irl

"WHO DID THIS , IT WAS ANON"

it wasn't me please stop blaming me for everything

>>39387923
>"anon, why don't you smile anymore?"

>>39387923
>we all hate you and hope you die a slow and painful death

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>if anyone was goingnto shoot up the school, it would be anon

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>>39397370
>Wow anon looks like such a psychopath haha xD
>lol lets vote him the most likely to kill himself after school haha that would be funny xD
How anyone can believe mass shootings happen because of violent video games or tv is beyond me

I don't have any because I've always been alone.

>>39387923
>anon your blood flows harshly

>>39394332
>your right eye seems kind of off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39389464
>How can you sleep long enough until 3PM
Leave normie

>>39397237
This is how my mom acts when something breaks

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>>39387923
>alright anon, present your poem to the class

>>39389464
DeIayed sleep phase disorder. I guess he applied for the 10pm-6am overnight shift

Mine's usually not as bad, I go to bed at 3-4am and wake up 11-1ish. I sleep good, just later than normal. The few times a year I manage to fall asleep before midnight I jsut and up waking up throughout the night.

>>39387923
>"I decree this thief to be held hog tied and left at the peak of the tallest mountain!"

>>39389755
I think the majority of people, male and female, wear the same pairs of pants more than once before washing. Whoever is asking you this is just an asshole

>>39389598
fucking delete this
bonus points for "you can bring someone on vacation if you like"

>>39388944
At least you don't have to do a webcam interview, that has to be the worst

>>39387923
"I don't have those feelings for you anymore"

>Why do you never talk to girls?
>Why can't you put effort on anything?
>When will you get a job?
>I don't think I can treat you anymore
>Why do you do the things you do?

>Anon, we need to talk.

Makes me want to die.

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>I think it's time for me to go

>>39389464
I go to sleep at 4pm after classes and wake up around 10pm. What, you've never met someone with a fucked up sleep schedule? Man, these normies.

>>39388833
I don't get it
orororororororoorororgee

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>>39389778
> tfw don't have this shit in my uni
Feels good, man. Sounds like a traumatizing experience.

>>39389668
>losing all the best videos from my history on the off chance someone actually makes it to my computer
not a chance boyo

>>39389755
What? You can wear a pair of jeans like 2 or 3 times before you need to wash them so long as you're not sweaty and disgusting.

>>39399854
first i see a devin poster, now this

hmm....

>>39397447
Fuck man did they actually say that

>>39399922
>2 or 3 times
What the fuck, how many pants do you have? I wear that shit ten times before even considering washing it

"Did I tell you what happened with your grandmother?"

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>Anon why don't you talk more in the group chat?

>>39399948
I only own like 5 pairs but they're all for different outfits.

>>39399831
>>39399760
>>39399854
This is me. She just left. Its scary how tempting suicide is.

>>39393767
That's beautiful anon.

Orhnitesgh

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>>39389495
fuck this one hurt a little
>>39389713
>>39389640
fuck you guys reminded me of before I became /fit/ and my fucking extended family would always make bs comments like
>"anon have you lost weight?"
>"you should eat you're looking skinny"
When I was naturally just a scrawny mf
Now I'm in better shape than most of the men in the family

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>>39397315
This one really riles me up.

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>>39400049
>people kept saying my smile was disgusting and creepy back in middle school
>stop smiling all together
>"Why don't you smile more man?"
>prom night
>everyone smiling for pictures pretending they don't hate each others guts
>there i am looking like a fucking corpse
To this day I still hate photos

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>Jesus, anon, you're annoying.
it still hurts

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>>39387923
"Why so much hair in your brush anon - what's happening to you"

>>39399396
Not twice in a row though

>>39388882
this is the worst
>tfw you wanna ask "about what"

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>>39400075
They told me my teeth were yellow and laughed. They were very mildly yellow, but even when brushing 4 times a day id didn't change
>Why don't you smile more?
Same thing with photos, I avoid them whenever possible. Took 3 in the last 8 years.

>>39400183
I haven't smiled for months. I wish normies would fuck off and realize I have nothing to smile about.

>>39388130
relatable, everyone asks me that.
>I'm fucking ugly and insecure

>>39400248
Pretty much this. Sometimes I bluntly tell them I'm not interested in conversation but it's as if they can't take a hint.

>>39387923

>Whatchya been up to anon?
almost good art stuffs, killing world with lasers, sleeping in pre-sleep jizz pool, not suicide, dionysian cults
>hangin' bro

>>39389238
I fucking hate chalk

>>39387987
And i thought i was the only one.
origami salami

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>"have you ever really thought about suicide?"

>>39388061
>Why do you never answer my texts, Anon?
At least somebody texts you

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>>39387923
>anon you talk really quiet
>it's very comforting to me

>>39397447
Were they wrong?

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>So whats new anon? Got a girlfriend yet?

>anon, we'd really like for you to talk to a therapist
>goto therapist
>anon, you're a really sensitive guy, exceptionally intelligent, and you're basically a 35 year old trapped in a 14 year olds body. I'd like to tell you things are going to get better for you but honestly, you're probably going to have trouble relating to your peers for a long time. Society doesn't really know what to do with people like you.

>>39387923
>"Hey, can you get that? Thanks a lot."

>>39387971
>anon you just drank the bone hurting juice

>>39388882
Not lie & not encouragment. They think Yu such a loser that not killing self is accomplishment.

It's an insult. Spit in their face for degrading an edgeLord robot such as yourself

>>39388944
I've never got an interview before

>>39401028
get another therapist, who actually wants to work with you on getting you accepted by your peers

>>39389135
Nice blog post you fucking faggot. Go away.

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>"What do your friends think?"
>"What are your friends up to?"

And the classic:
>Going to the pub
>Tell anyone
>They only have one response
>"Who are you meeting there?"

>>39399133

Such a horrible feeling

>Have story to present to class
>Seriously start contemplating suicide as option not to do it

Has to be one of worst things possible. Teachers need to fuck off with this.

>>39401028
I respect him, he told it like it is with no false hope bullshit. Robots don't belong in this world.

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>Hows the job hunting anon?

> i just don't have feelings for you

two girls same sentence. It seems that i am unable to get a gf

>>39401143
That's when you reply "John Walker". Or a host of other options, "Death if I'm lucky," "A mirror and the smartest guy I know," stuff like that. I guess you have to be a certain way to use some of them, but the name of the thing you're getting works for anyone.

>>39401392
I usually just tell them I'm going for a drink, or to fuck off if I'm in a bad mood and they want to press the issue.

>>39388041
Bonus points if it comes from your father

ccan we organize a mass suicide? like we all decide to suicide in 2 weeks or more on the same day and then all the peopl ewill wonder why there was much suicide on one day

>'I like you anon but I'm not looking for a relationship right now'
Why lead me on so much without shutting me down bitch

>>39390637
I don't know,Anon, you seem very insecure. If I may, I can give you advice. For example, you should stop being so dependent on them answering, so if you keep talking relaxed in that chat, eventually they will interact with you, because they will see that you're not scared to talk.

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>>39401486
You think someone would care about us? We'd be just another statistic.

>>39401524
Even hearing this when it's not directed at you can be bone-chilling. Other death phrases:
>I don't want to ruin our friendship
>I like you a lot, but as a friend
>I wish I had a boyfriend like you
>If I was single, I'd go for you

I can assure you, these all come from the same type of person.

>>39399948
>ten
r-really? I wear the same jeans for like two month before washing them
shit, am I that much of a slob?

>>39401567
It crushed the last parts of my soul anon, she led me on. Saying how we'd make a good couple then just 180'd on me

>sex ed and teacher gives out free condoms
>hot girl comes up to me after class
>"Can i have your condom Anon? You wont need it"
>say no
>she laugh and walk away
>go home and masturbate with condom on
>6 years later
>she was right

>>39402049
Hey, fapping with a condom on can be pretty good.

>you were such a nice boy who smiled and laughed a lot
THERE IS NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT ANYMORE, OF COURSE I WAS HAPPY I WAS A FUCKING CHILD. The world is more complex now that I'm an "adult"

>>39401062
Oof ouch owie my original bones

>like female coworker
>specifically says she's single on Facebook
>next day decide to try and ask her out
>working up courage, feeling positive about it
>she's talking to another coworker when I show up
>"blah blah blah blah blah MY BOYFRIEND blah blah blah"
>hope instantly crushed

>>39389626
>>39389888
>>39391321
>>39398781
>>39399202
>>39399861
>he doesn't sleep at night

This is why you're manlets, lmao

>>39388061
>Why do you never answer my texts, Anon?

Get a load of this, normie.

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>>39387987
THIS
>tell someone i'm depressed
>it's all in your head
NO SHIT SHERLOCK WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU

>>39388952
how sad is it that i'd be into being mocked for not getting hard

>>39389849
>can't find a partner
>teacher has to be your partner

THE FUCKING WORST

>>39395511
you have an in anon, now girls will try to talk to you to unlock your hidden secrets

>>39395886
The follow up's even worse.
>WHY AREN'T YOU IN A GROUP, ANON???

>>39387923

>you don't look so good
>anxiety levels x 1000

>You're so quiet anon, is something wrong?

>>39402049
>not poking a hole in it

>What is your talent?/What do you good at?
>What is your job?
>You STILL haven't learn how to ride a motorbike yet anon?
>Oh, sorry anon, we were ignoring you since we understand you doesn't like human interaction.

>get a girlfriend, weirdo
Gee, thanks. Do I apply for one just like they used to apply for getting a car in the USSR?

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>"today we'll be working in groups"

>What's your name again?
I introduce myself to almost everyone I meet, shake their hand, smile, and say nice to meet you after they introduce themselves. I have no clue how people just forget me like that.

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>nice new shirt/shoes bro
I change from 4-5 shirts and 1 pair of shoes most of the time, do normies really notice this shit? what the fuck
Also a girl one totally cheerfully and nonoffendingly said to me something along these lines after greeting her for her birthday:
>Thanks anon! Just keep doing what you like, if you like being alone that's fine!

>>39388018
Same I'm so sad when I wake up

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>>39388889
This. Just.
ITS JUST REALLY HARD TO KNOW WHAT VOLUME TO SPEAK AT, FUCK YOU NORMIES YOU ALL GOT IT SO EASY. ITS ALL AN INSTINCT FOR YOU WHILE I HAVE TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT WITH MY HEAR

>>39389762
Ill talk to you bby, you draw good <3

>>39401486
>sign up for mass suicide
>say you're gonna do it at the same time as the other guys
>they do
>you don't

devilish

>>39403157
Fucking hell, do I have a story for you:
> go on year abroad
> think this is it, my one chance to be someone else, meet a nice girl, etc...
> befriend some Italians
> there's one girl
> fun, smart, etc...
> laughs, like actually busts a gut laughing at my jokes
> feel this is it
> one day, group is going to national park
> it had snowed, seems perfect to pull her aside and go have a nice, romantic stroll
> this will be it
> she arrives a bit late at the entrance
> with her boyfriend
> realize all I did was for naught
> semester was over by then
> next semester
> friends have all left, I stayed
> meet new people
> this time, she's Ukrainian
> not gonna fuck it up this time
> scour her social media
> Facebook status: single
> pictures one-on-one with guys: zero
> comments relating to boyfriend: none
> it's business time
> we're out at a bar with some friends
> she brought along some other Ukrainian friends
> nice people
> think this is my night
> excuse myself to bathroom, psych myself up
> go back to table
> she's gone
> ask where she went
> turns out one of the Ukrainian guys I had met was in fact
> you guessed it
> her boyfriend
> met up with her the next day at uni, she tells me all about how her boyfriend thought I was a pretty stand-up, awesome guy
> have to pretend like I'm flattered

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>>39387971
This is why I always come back to 4chan. All the repetitive threads, bait, shitposting and bullshit is worth it for the occasional quality post like this.

>>39387923
"You're going to be alone for the rest of your life"

>>39387923

>"Why are you so quiet? Say something. Tell us a joke."

>what's under your cap?
>BWAHAHA, LOOK JENNIFER, STACY, HE IS BALDING, AND HE IS ONLY 18

>>39404784
fucking women dude

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>Come on Anon, give me a compliment

>>39389495
wow my family is fucking ugly.

>anon stop watching belly fetish videos
-mom

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>>39404784
>talking with qt girl in Mexico
>randomly brings up how she's in love with this guy that's her "best friend" and goes on about it for a while

>>39391117
ouch.

oreoreoroeoreoroe

>"What do u think anon?"
>"What did u do over the summer?"
Every fucking year with this shit. Without fail I either have to lie or b the most pitiful person in the room.
>

>>39391322
I'm not attractive enough for people to care if I talk or not, they just pretend that I don't exist and I don't blame them.

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>your fetish is so weird and creepy anon

>You're doing nothing with your life

Uggggh

>>39389778
I have to deal with this shit in uni in every semester, odd number or not it doesn't matter, no one will take the iniative to form groups with me. I always have to ask random people myself because i'm friendless and maybe they will accept out of pity.
This is by far the thing that frustraste me the most in uni, just give individual homework to everyone you fucking lazy teachers

>>39392097
>tfw the robotiest in uni

WAAAAAH!
WHY DO PEOPLE TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT MY LIFE??
WAAAAAH!

>why do we have to use state-sponsored time travel
>why didn't you buy ETH at $380 before it became world currency
this one still haunts me lads

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>running away from your problems won't work forever, anon

>>39405625
I understand this. It's better for both parties that way