>not raising the ultimate robot pet

The fuck is that shit
Are they toys?

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>>39387774

Silkie chicken

They have black skin

>>39387774
Silkie chickens

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>>39387751
Fuck off I had those and the cockerels are the biggest fucking chads out of ALL the animals in the animal kingdom. Those niggers have an extra talon the length of your dick on the back of one of their legs that they attempt to gore you with. The nigger I had would stare at you from the bottom of the garden and if you looked away that cunt would come sprinting down the garden and flying slice the balls out of anyone. To top it all off they crow beginning at retard hours like 4 am until lunch time, so say goodbye to your neethours.

Never again will I fall for the chicken meme. Silkies rarely lay fucking eggs compared to normie chickens like road island reds too.

>>39388472
>neethours
I read this as a weird typo or slang of neighbours a few times until I figured it out.
>rarely lay fucking eggs
not really the point with silkies tho innit

>>39388472
your batch was fucked bro

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>>39387751
Chickens smell, require feeding, and roosters have scary talons. I'll just go to the supermarket for eggs and a chicken pretty much prepared for throwing in the oven, thanks

>>39388472
>take in animals
>don't train them to behave
What did you expect?

>>39388983
you should buy local eggs from someone directly

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>>39387751
i used to have fluffy chickens, but i ate them. they make the best tendies.