ITT: Things about your boyfriend/girlfriend that irk you

Nothing. My Boyfriend is perfect.

>>39386337
>Implying robots have significant others

>>39386337
I hate it when she avoids me and refuses to speak to me for years at a time. I still love her but damn that shit ticks me off.

>>39386337
Hello woman(male)!

>>39386337
When she gets mad she talks in French and her English is flat out shit, also a tad bit controlling that my only gripe

That she's not real.

It kinda bothers me when my GF sucks and fucks her Chad co-worker behind my back. But I've learned to accept it.

>>39386365
>thinking this board is nothing but robots
gtfo

>>39386365

>he never got a handy from a shy busty girl in college

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He goes upstairs on all fours and made a lego city in his bedroom with notebooks full of history and lore. He's working on a visual novel about lesbian schoolgirls and currently in Japan buying idol group photo books.

She calls me a doofus in front of my friends even though she knows it'll mean they laugh at me.

>>39386401
>also I'm a little beta

>>39386337
I do this with csgo cases

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He never says I love you back to me

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>>39386337
>boyfriend
NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She does a really good Marge Simpson impression, like REALLY good. She does it during sex cos she thinks it's funny and cute but it badly kills the mood for me

>>39386337
My GF has BPD so pretty much everything about her irks me. I've hit her before but she forgave me.

>>39386337
I do the same thing with YuGiOh cards.

Although, you can get a similar experience from this website: http://yugiohpacksimulator.com/

>Lemme know if you pull a super-rare

Farts during her sleep. Theyre really gross, wet, and loud farts too. I'm not into it at all.

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they don't exist
oreganoli

>>39386871
>http://yugiohpacksimulator.com/
I opened a random Champion Pack: Game Eight and got Mind Crush so that's killer, didn't kaiba use that card?

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>>39386337
This board is not for the likes of you.

Leave.

They're not actually my gf yet, but that's the only thing so far

>>39386354
Karen?

Origimar
Storgilwind

>>39386337
This isn't fucking funny. We are reminded constantly that we don't have and never have had a significant other. You don't have to rub it in here as well. Fuck you. I hope your life is filled with pain.

>>39386869
What the fuck why did you hit her :(
She doesn't sound like the only one with something

>>39386778
>She calls me a doofus in front of my friends even though she knows it'll mean they laugh at me.
grab her by the pussy and tell her to shut her whore mouth or you will shut it for her.

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>>39386354
Fuck you anon, you don't have to remind me that I'll never have a gf. Get the fuck off my board.

>>39386917
>Farts during her sleep. Theyre really gross, wet, and loud farts too. I'm not into it at all.
you should learn. embrace the braphog lifestyle.

>>39387739
>This isn't fucking funny. We are reminded constantly that we don't have and never have had a significant other. You don't have to rub it in here as well. Fuck you. I hope your life is filled with pain.
my gf only sucked me off twice last night. really irks me, m8, amirite?

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>>39387933
I would be mad at you, but I know you're just some fat loser trying (and failing) to bait people. Nice try.

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She's friends with people that bully me :)

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>>39386337
1 Corinthians 7:2: But because there is so much sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife, and each woman should have her own husband.


1 Corinthians 6:9: Or do you not know that evil men do not inherit The Kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; no FORNICATORS, neither worshipers of idols, neither adulterers, neither sexual molesters, neither males lying down with males,

>>39388050
dump her you pussy bitch tranny

My only complaint is she moves my things around too much because she is a compulsive neat freak. That and waiting until we run out of essentials to ask for a last minute run to the store because she can't drive.

He hums really loudly and obnoxiously sometimes. That's about it. He's perfect. :)

>>39386470
how about you fuck off from here, normalnigger.
Else I will track you and mow you down.

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>>39388103
But she's very cute and I love her

>>39386337
>ITT: Things about your boyfriend/girlfriend
Im just gonna stop you right there.

>>39388189
hope you enjoy your suffering then

>>39387757
You have no idea the shit she does.

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>>39386470
B-But... this board is called "robot9001"

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>>39388204
She'll eventually stop talking to them, r-right?

>>39387954
It's not his fault. Chad's just don't understand the art and years of training that goes into shitposting.

>>39388286
yeah, when she starts to blow one of them. She can't talk to them with their dick in her mouth

>>39386869
>>39388224
what does she do

>>39388286
no

>>39388224
I don't think further abuse is even remotely I good idea

She doesn't like my Seth Rogan laugh impression. :(

Everytime he gets mildly bored, he thinks about dumping me. It happens pretty often. I wish he would just do it already so I didn't feel hurt all the time.

>>39388258
Named after the r9k original content algorithm, not "we have 9001 people who are such fucking newfags they think the users here are called robots".

If I don't respond for any amount of time they assume the worst.

Project their thoughts, insecurities, etc. onto my actions and motivations.

Thinks I'm a normie and I'll never "get it" because of the circumstances of my birth (that aren't really spectacular, and in many ways are actually VERY bad but because my face isn't awful to look at, I just CAN'T UNDERSTAND).

Yells, even screams at me over stuff.

Extreme outbursts when stuck in traffic