>hit update every 5-10 seconds waiting for a reply when you respond to someone
>unnironically ask irl friends who their waifus are
(pretty shit taste they have desu)
>say ''lol'' out loud
>use a hand or 2 on the steps when going upstairs
>cover your feet w blanket everynight cause muh ''the grudge'' autism
>use the plastic tube on pens as straws for drinking
>clean the dirt in your nails with your other nails
>see other friends not talking to each other because on phone
>get yourself on your phone to wait for your friends to come up with another conversation even though you arent really doing anything and cant do shit on your phone
>actually type out desu instead of t b h
>>39384700
>Where the fuck do I look after making eye contact with someone? The whole section of my vision is off limits. Wtf do I do? Why can't I remember where I was looking before?
>say HELLO GOOD MORNING ROOM every morning to make sure I can still talk
>Commentate over porn while fapping
>When about to cum make a bad pun or joke to lighten the mood
Sometimes a hum a song too when I'm about to cum.
>Still take baths as a grown man
>>39385480
>not enjoying stress relief and forgetting about the world for an hour
>Feel empathy for inanimate objects
Why am I like this
>unnironically script gets on >>/bant/
>>39385799
I feel bad for dudes who think you aren't allowed to take a bath. Baths are great.