How many milestones have you completed yet, robots?

silly anon, milestones are a boomer concept to make us feel bad for being NEET

>>39384134
>how to be in debt for life: the guide
>amigo loans.co.uk
unsurprising
>retire at 60
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>39384134
lol i get a kick out of this chart every time it's reposted.
>buy first flat
>have first child
>by first house
>have second child
>buy a new car
>move to second house

>all of this before earning 40k a year

Jeeeeesus christ. are flats and houses going for $30k in the source town of this image?

>>39384291
It's actually around 80k, because it's made by Brits, thus it's 40k in pounds, thus around 80k in dollarinos

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at 19 I went on a holiday with my friends
I'm 21 now and I've got a car but its my parents old one

>>39384134
>20
>Driving test
I got my license at 17?

>university not even mentioned
as expected of a payday loan company, oy vey

The NORMIE guide to life.
Living a life like this will make you want to off yourself

>>39384134
fucked up chart, 23 and already own an house and a brand new car

>>39384134
You can earn +40k a year as soon as age 18

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REALISTIC chart coming through
Neuej

>>39384134
>married at 27
>child at 28
fuck that shit i'm never having kids and i probably wont get married until my late 30s or 40s

>>39384134
I like the gap from 39 to 60, where your life literally stops meaning anything and you do nothing but work while you slowly die.

>first kiss
>15

i did something wrong huh

>>39384134
>Only first kiss
>A couple of years late
Luckily these Boomer milestones mean nothing.

>>39384422
And I went on a holiday with friends when I was 17, so beat the Boomers there.

>>39384134

>scroll down to "First kiss"
>nope
>close image

>>39384134
>buy car at 22
>buy flat at 27
>buy house at 29
>buy another car at 32
>start earning 40k at 37
>implying you could buy all of these while earning less than 40k a year

This is extremely retarded. It's either made by a roastie that hasn't lift a finger her entire life for anything or a jew.

>>39384134
im 23 and did nothing on that list

>>39384314
>40k pounds are 80k USD
Are you a fucking time traveler? Because right now that's more 50k USD.

>>39384134

>age 37
>start earing 40k a year

HAHahahaha holy shit what fucking loser made this

>>39384314
pound is at 1.29 USD, 40k is more like $52k, can you really live so lavishly in the UK with multiple homes and new cars and kids on such low pay?

>>39384479
It's made by a boomer.

Actually it was made by a team of people, working for a loan company, who needed to make the poster appeal to their boomer boss.
It needs to make people think they should take out more money to get what the boomers believe to be the perfect life.

>>39384134
>age below 40
>BUYING ANYTHING

this isn't 1960

>>39384510
>>39384497
I don't know lads
But the logo is interesting, check out who made it...

>>39384134
Only full time job and I got fired recently.

>>39384134
tebh if i didnt get fucked with job searching id be lot closer to the career milestones.
Instead im making entry level money at 28 with no hope of home ownership.

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>>39384377
Right in the original feels.

>>39384134
>following the corporate cuck normie LifeScript

>first kiss

30 year old KHV.

Never spoken to a female in my entire life.

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>loans.co.uk

>>39384531
So, a jew.

Only thing I have off this list is pass driving test

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>>39384134
>no friends to ask me to be best man
>no friends to ask me to be a groomsman
>no friends to invite me to a wedding as a guest

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At their deathbed the Boomer asks "did I do well? did I live the perfect life?".

>>39384800
I was at a wedding the other day and it was honestly just really boring.

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>>39384891
Perhaps, but no one has cared enough to even send me an invitation (it's the thought that counts). I made the mistake of hanging out with Chads in high school because I genuinely thought of them as friends, but soon after HS they got married and photos showed each other at each others' weddings but none of them had thought to send my an invitation or any other contact.

That's when I realized even though I thought of them as friends, the feeling wasn't mutual.

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Chad did all of these by 25

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>>39385093
Even retirement?
Explains why we never see him working but always loaded with cash

>>39384134
>Passed driving test at 18 (18 is the age you can get a licence over here)
>Moved out right after turning 19, conscription
>Rented my own at 20
Currently 21.

oh surprise I reached nothing and will never reach anything

>>39384134
I am well beyond my peers.

>>39384134
im 20 and ive only ever had shitty part time jobs, i live with my parents have no friends and im a degenerate suicidal tranny whos never been in a real relationship

how am i doing

>>39384134
>Getting married
Nice try anon
Most marriages fail I dont like the odds of it

>>39384134
Having kids at 30 its pretty bad for the kids and for the parents

>>39385093
Don't fool yourself. Chad always gets cucked by 40. The roastie thing happens to Chad as well

literally none of them desu

>>39384134
So that s the end game of life. There is nothing more to it ? It looks so pathethic man ! This is what we re supposed to do, really ? I m better in my basement enjoying my vidya and anime. Why would i ever want to work for 40 years for this ??

How the fuck are you not able to drive at 16-17. The other milestones require at least some social skills but there's no excuse for not getting your license as soon as you can.