How can 24yo boy make friends with 10-14yo girls? :3

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Don't try to hide the cheese pizza, anon. They will find it anyway. Good luck.

>>39380690
10? ten years old?

ok anon

have fun in jail

Bait thread or we actually do need an FBI.

>>39380729
What's wrong about to go bowling, forest trips, art gallery etc. together with your friends :3

>>39380690
>24yo boy
youre a fucking grown ass man

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>>39380988
You are old as you feel

>>39381040
So youre telling me as a 24yo i should put on a diaper and suck on my moms titties

>>39380988
Not OP but I'm 22 and I still look like I'm in 9th grade. It's not just because I'm a manlet; my complexion and various other factors are contributors as well.

Sometimes I like to imagine that I'm actually immortal like Araki and Keanu desu.

>>39380963
>friends
lmao you are on r9k asking how you can make friends with young children. even if you are messing around you still thought it up and posted. friends are something you dont have

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>>39381097
Yes i am a diaperfur. So what?

>>39380690
Browse your local Facebook anime group, look through the comments and you'll probably find someone looking for friends that either outright say they are 10, or have profile pictures that make it obvious. Proceed from there. Make sure to not talk about lewd things on FB, though, as it's a great way to collect evidence against you. Also, it's probably best to create a fake account with TOR and a prepaid phone to make sure it can't be traced back to you.

>>39381228
>actually giving him advice
why?

>>39381262
He's looking for friends... It's not like he's looking a girl to rape, get your mind out of the gutter

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>>39381262
>not giving him advice
NORMALS BEGONE

>>39381262
He asked for advice.

>>39381262
Because we are encouraged to provide informative comments.

>>>/global/rules/6

>>39380690
Easy way is to have a younger sibling, my little sister brings other her friends often and they all like me

>>39381602
Good idea, I'll just go back in time and fuck my mother.

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>>39381576
Excellent point, anon. Contribution is important.

>>39381769
Thats probably difficult, id recommend the easier route of getting a dog
little girls love to pet dogs

>>39380690
>:3
My bait detector is going off.

>>39381298
>>39381322
>>39381573
>>39381576
>Actually giving him (You)s
Why?