Chad Moments?

When I made a girl cry by the size while taking her virginity, only to ease her into it and fuck her like a dog later.

At a bar, talking with a MILF. She tells me she's been married for 17 years. I asked her "happy?", she paused and realized. 1 week later were fucking.

>>39380460
Damn, anon. That's legit Chad.

I dunno if it's chad like but I'm really good at cock blocking dudes who try to hit on my female friends. Just kind of shutting them out with body language and stuff. Hard to explain. Maybe it's more like white knighting and I'm actually clam jamming my friends idk

>>39380500
I'm sure if that's Chad or just a shitty thing to do.

people kept bullying me when I went to a new school so I swore at a girl and punched a guy
they left me alone after

Fireman carrying around my ex (and oneitis) while she was drunk in front of her orbiters whilst I shoo'd them out of her apartment, cleaning up after the party we had just had. They knew what was to come, doubly so with her drunkardly rambling "guys, just leave, I want anon to put me to sleep"

>>39380498
Yeah. I fucked her a couple of times after that too.

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>grill asks "can i talk to you for a minute?"
>laugh and say no and walk away
>tfw she followed me and tried to get my attention again

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>>39380500
Cockblocking everyone who hits on them will not raise your chances of getting to fuck them.
>yfw you realize you've been wasting your time orbitting them

No, because Chadism is based on how you look. No amount of acting will make you Chad if you are hideous.

>>39380579
Not entirely true, I'm objectively a 5/10 and yet can Chad it up

>flirt with market research worker because she's getting paid to watch movie trailers with me and can't leave
>mfw it went better than expected and i got her number

>dating a girl for a few months
>tell her I can't come the next weekend because I'm stuck at work
>she says "oh ok maybe I'll go out with [other guy] then" in a passive aggressive tone
>reply "yeah do that" and hang up the phone
>she tries to call back and sends me texts for 3 months after
>never pick up, never text back, never talk to her again
cunt

>>39380634
You did the right thing man~

>>39380634
Bases alpha

>>39380592

No, you can be an asshole, sure, but you're not, and never will be, any level of Chad.

I act "alpha" pretty much any time I ever actually interact with anyone. This isn't because I am Chad, but because I eventually realized (I'm nearly thirty.) that people are going to dislike me no matter what I do because I'm hideous. Because of this, I just do whatever the fuck I want because it makes no difference on how people see me.

No one is going to consider me Chad, and women are certainly not attracted to me despite giving precisely zero fucks about them, their feelings, or their opinions (They aren't going to fuck me either way so why bother trying?) As I said, I get treated the same no matter how I act: like shit.

If I were physically attractive, I'd be the Chad to End All Chads, but I'm not, so, I'm a robot.

>>39380674
>objectively 5/10
>over 80 partners
>confident but well liked
>Charismatic and kind, but strong-willed
Nah you're just a bitch boy beta who got his nickers in a twist

i once kissed a girl~

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>>39380681

>Has sex with lots of women.

>Women consider the vast majority of men unattractive.

>Somehow says he's a 5/10.

>>39380426
>grade school recess
>reading comics
>all the other boys are racing each other
>I sit back and watch because it's just a retarded dick measuring contest over seeing who is faster
>everyone starts teasing me cause I don't want to race
>suddenly a girl who was already the school slut by 3rd grade comes over
>whoever can run to that rock and back the fastest can be MY boyfriend.
>a nig nog kid named brandon immediately steps up
>the other kids are still teasing me, even the girl starts joining in
>they push me next to brandon and tell me to race
>fuck whatever
>to my and everyone else's surprise I fuckin smoke him
>girl immediately tries to flirt with me
>I tell her to fuck off and I go back to reading my comics

Yesterday a grill ask my number for a friend and she text me. It's the first time in my life that happened. I will see her today and don't know what I do.
Also, she's shy as fuck.

>>39380634
This one is simple but very chad

>>39380500
That's not being a chad thats just being a stuck up faggot.

>>39380483
If she was at a bar, she was already looking for it.

>>39380634
I legit wish I got to do that sometime

>>39380907
Yes and no. I found out later that she a massive ego and loved having guys do the craziest shit for her, only to turn them down.

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>>39380426
>7th grade
>middle school Chad-in-training in my English class comes in with a list of names and phone numbers
>tells the other guys in my class he got numbers from all the hottest girls in our grade
>Names are all in girls' handwriting (bubbly, hearts dotting the i's, everything)
>guys in my class are now in awe of minichad
>girls roll their eyes at how arrogant he is
>I lean over and look at the list
>"None of those numbers are real"
>almost everyone in my class looks at me
>"Phone numbers have ten digits, all of those have nine"
>Minichad sits down without saying anything to me
>mfw I expose minichad and everyone laughs at him
100% true story I swear to moot

>>39381050
that doesnt sound like a chad thing to do. maybe more of a brandon or jason

>>39381050
Fuckin' nice, anon.

>>39380816
>Yesterday a grill ask my number for a friend and she text me. It's the first time in my life that happened. I will see her today and don't know what I do.
>Also, she's shy as fuck.
Tell her she looks amazing. Touch her hand frequently. It will help with her shyness.

>>39380426
One of the most Chadian experiences i ever had was with my ex,we broke up and we're dating other people yet one day we met,i asked her what she disliked about me and she ended up saying muh dick is big and condoms my size were expensive,we ended up riding bareback.
Also some instances of cucking beta orbiter like a guy walking in the orbit of some stacies passed by and i said that's some little carrot for so many bunnies (in spic we call pussy banny)
Also turned down a few exes that wanted to go back with me since they found out I was better.

But i also have had my autistic moments that keep me from absolute chadhood my favourite was
>be a college fresh man,class decides to have a party to know each other.
>whynot.gif
>qt girl I kind of like goes as well,she is one year older
>at party she looks kind of bored,people are mostly betas who have socially awkward conversations.
>talk to her she ends up agreeing that it is indeed boring,start talking about vidyia
>anon why don't we go back to my place?I have a wii and other vidyia.
>fuck that shit why not.
>arrive to her home,she shows me her house,living room and her room.
>look around confused
>i...is everything ok anon?
>y...yes im ok but...there isn't any wii here.
>awkward silence,realise what has happened,she watches me struggle to find out,i see my chances drop faster than Andreas Lubitz
>sorry anon I forgot we took it away to get it cleaned,here let me show you the sofa.
>sleep in sofa,finally realise there never was a wii to being with.

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One time I offered my hand at a club to a girl as we were leaving, to guide her through an ocean of drunk people.

After we left there was no other interaction though

>>39380426

I became friends with this girl last semester (she approached me). She was great, a good person and a good heart but I just wasn't attracted to her. So one day this happened:

>"hey anon can I axe you a question?"
>surewhatever.gif
>"are you with anyone right now?"
>was single but told her I had a gf back home
>gave her the usual "it's not you it's me" spiel
>she got visibly upset and left
>heard from her friend a few days later that she cried herself to sleep every night because of this

really didn't know what she saw in me.

>>39380791
sure fatso

>>39381761
>became friends with this girl
>get asked out
>n-no I've got a girlfriend who I've never spoken about or given any consideration to in all the time we've been friends up until this very moment
think up a better excuse next time or be honest.

We were running bleachers in gym class. The class called me out on missing a step, and so the coach told me to do it again. So while I had the entire class's attention, I pulled down my shorts and mooned the class. A high contrast of pasty cheeks and dark hair stood atop the hill that day, shining upon the recoiling mass below. Cries of disgust and shock were common, but laughter was the overwhelming reaction.

The coach told me that he'd have to send me to the office if I ever did that again, but he did it between bouts of laughter. Worth it.

>>39381859
I never got people who moon, what is the end game. What am I as the audience member supposed to get out of it?

>>39381937
For me, it was equal parts spite and for my own amusement. I was a one-off case rather than a serial mooner though, so maybe I'm not the right guy to ask.

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>did these "class parties" during high school
>in literary course so the male to female ratio is 5:20
>had only one friend during that time some kind of gay hippie who gave me free weed (still friends to this day) but was still on good terms with the girls

anyways
>go to one at a qt's house
>party is going as you'd expect, i'm sitting in the kitchen alone while everybody is dancing and having fun
>friend come up to me eventually and asks me if i want to go pick up weed with him a few blocks away
>we meet with the dealer who just went through a breakup and sit around in an empty garage and talk about women and why they're worthless while getting our asses drunk and high
>get a call from my class neighbor asking me if I'm going to come back soon
>at this point I'm in an other state of existence
>"you're going to wait for me, I'll bring some weed we'll get high and you'll stay over"
>she doesn't sound even phased by my personality change and just goes "oh alright"
>look at my friend tell him we're going back,I challenge him to a race there
>i lose

continued

>>39381816
didn't stutter. she was head over heels any idiot could've saw that. Unlike you antisocial NEETS I actually care about not causing unnecessary pain towards others

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I had a few times but heres my most notible ones.

>out drinking
>some girl of one my friends starts talking to me
>proceed to get drunk
>she takes me back to her place
>fuck for a bit
>she starts crying
>"my ex bf blah blah blah"
>i stop fucking, feel awkward so i attempt to kinda comfort her because im still horny
>make her feel better
>fuck again then fucking finish on her face and blind her in her right eye
>I'm ready to leave
>she asks for my phone number
>say my phones dead and i can't remember my number
>when i get outside i plug my headphones into my phone to listen to music
>she sees me from the window doing this
>laugh and walk away

not sure whether im ashamed or proud

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>>39381989
>get back party with everyone
>eventually only me the qt and the host
>qt get in her underwear asks to wear my shirt
>the other girls is more of a shy kind so she goes to the shower and comes out just wearing a shirt too
>stay in the living room for a while
>ask them if we sleep all together or if we sleep in separate beds
>the qt flips the coin looks at it smiles and puts it in back in her wallet
>"who cares anyway, let's just sleep together"
>we get to bed
>the qt launches herself on top of me like some kind of catcher
>laugh it of shove her to the side
>I start falling asleep
>feel hands going inside my shirt
>still drunk as hell, don't know why but remember my chat with the dealer
>tell her "fuck off"
>she stops without a word
>later that night feel her leaving the bed leaving me with the host
>wake up with the host hugging me

still one of my biggest regret

this was 4 years ago
i was 16, I'm 20 now
yes i'm still a virgin.

afterword : turns out the host was madly in love with me, couldn't reciprocate the feelings thought.
got in a similar situation with the qt a few years afterwards, still managed to fuck it up.

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went to a club once with a group of fellow students and some stranger started groping a girl from my group so i told him to fuck off (she looked visibly uncomfortable by the way, its not like i cockblocked him). the only reason i managed to pull that off without stuttering was because i was so drunk and later she got a bf not even a week after she told me she wasnt currently looking for one so nothing really became of it.
its because of stuff like this that ive pretty much given up on girls completely at this point.

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I became almost-chad when I went out drinking for graduation night. I'd never spoken much to any of my classmates before then.
>girl asks if I'm planning on kissing anyone at the party
>say "Maybe I should kiss you"
>can't kiss her because she's taken

>ask another girl if I can rest my head on her shoulder
>she tells me to put my head on the table
>do so because I expect her to do something like pet my head or run her fingers through my hair
>completely ignores me

>hug multiple girls, including one I hugged twice who probably felt my erection on her leg both times

>hug my oneitis right in front of her bf
>awkwardly stands there with her arms by her sides

>flirt with a gay guy and ask if I can kiss him
>he declines because he already has a bf

The only unfortunate side-effects were forgetting some of what happened, and laughing like a mad scientist which probably made me look completely psychotic. I'm still a kissless virgin but the hugs that night were well worth vomiting a bit of froth and getting a bit of a hangover.

>>39382003
>Unlike you antisocial NEETS I actually care about not causing unnecessary pain towards others
So why did you tell her a blatant lie that she knew was a lie? She now goes away and has to think of a reason why you would do that, and she is only going to come up with negative things about her self.

>>39380634
That's actually based af

>>39380426
im kind of a quasi chad, i get laid, im popular, good looking, hang around with the fullblown chads and tend to be good at flirting and socializing.
but also have my moments of pure autism, im a pesimist for the most part, a slight misantrope and have a lot of nerd-tier interests.

>>39382053

this is a thread for chad moments not weird autistic things you did while steaming.

this dumb stacy slut and a hot cougar i work with are always touchy with me. guess that's kinda chad. still a KV though

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>Dated a girl for a while, she kept refusing a second date but held me on a leash so to speak
>Told her I'd go and see my side chicks
>Never speak to her again
>She later posts on VK about stronk, solvent women in a rage
Also:
>Use the above girl to cuck an orbiting girl
>She buys me stuff
>I ignore her requests to meet up
>Go back to own country, meet her once
>Ignore her on Telegram, she throws a fit and tells her cousin (who I know) that she's afraid she's made me angry and I don't want to talk anymore
Also:
>Cucked some guy with his girlfriend
>Feel her up and kiss her, thinking she doesn't have a boyfriend
>I later see them walking down the street, holding hands
>She notices me, gives a sly grin
>I pass by, trying to contain my laughter

Also did a fair share of bullying and psychological manipulation in my high school and current college days.

>>39382007
>>say my phones dead and i can't remember my number
>>when i get outside i plug my headphones into my phone to listen to music
>>she sees me from the window doing this


holy fuck anon that's fucking Chad like fucojgb kek

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>>39380426
>be me
>15 at that time
>loved playing soccer
>signed into a sunday league tier club in my town
>played as a goalkeeper
>one time that huge faggot striker yells >"EYEYEYE I'LL SCREEN THE GOALKEEPER"
>noyoufuckingwon't
>as that fucking meatwall blocks my vision, i got pissed
>pissed AS FUCK
>kick him in the back of the leg with all the force i had
>he falls down
>kick him in the balls (reminder: i had soccer shoes)
>scream "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PENALTY FIELD YOU STUPID CUNT"
>get a red card
>a smug smirk appears on my face
>calmly go off the field

>>39380563
Will you sign here and help save the clams sir?

>>39382126
Chad/ 10 move buddy, you should feel proud

I had the chance to fuck like 4 girls in my lifetime and I was never trying. I'm still a virgin. No longer have a contact with any of them

I nearly cucked someone, but my uber autism kicked in and I'm still a virgin. I had the potential to be omega chad and blew it, story of my life desu.

>>39381551
Holy crap anon. Wow

>>39380816
Ask her to do milk.

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>>39381551
>finally realise there never was a wii to being with
that is a twilight zone twist right there

>>39381937
You are supposed to be shocked and disgusted.

>>39381859
I was in a school with guys only, sometimes during gym class there was a class with only girls (from a medical school nearby) walking by and I would moon them every time