This is what happens when you sleep nude with bedbugs.

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>>39377020
Bedbugs? What a weird thing to call your mom

>>39377020
Actually, that kinda looks like the start of some penile/skin cancers.

>>39377020
i had bedbugs once and they didn't succ my peen
>tfw not even parasites will have you

>>39377020
what the fuck is wrong with your dick? and i'm not talking about those bites

Why would you sleep naked with bedbugs? Why would you sleep with bedbugs at all? I would sleep in the woods over bedbugs.

>>39377020
I have bed bugs and they never bit my dick thankfully. Ive been spraying aggressively and the bite frequency has decreased noticably. Hopefully with a bit more theyll be gone.

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>checks forskin

>>39377086
He beats his meat like it owes him money. It dries out when you beat it too much

>>39377051
rip op's benis

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>>39377086
It isn't that noticable is it?

>>39377020

OP you have the herp. Go get some retroviral

>>39377138
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha holy fuck. >"""benis"""stop wanky wanky or ur gonna run out of BUM. HA HA benis. Fuc.that's.classic

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>>39377138
Instagram meme page admin. Fuck off newfag.

>>39377020
I want to lick it *smiles devilishly*

>>39377097
because bedbugs are the best op can do

>>39377146
holy shit your circumcision is botched

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>>39377146
>>39377020
>literally no inner foreskin at all

How does one reasonably get rid of those fuckers anyway? Cant they survive a year without blood?

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>>39377210
Fill a 5 gal bucket of bleach and ammonia 50/50. Make sure you place a few around the house. That should drive any pests out.

Bed bugs are easy to het rid of unless you have carpet. If you have carpet prepare to live with them for eternity.

>>39377210
I think they can live like 3 to Five months without feeding.

>>39377210
You don't unless you bomb your house with chemicals.

>>39377286
Great idea anon ill get right on not doing that.

>>39377322
I have a carpet unfortunately. Ive been spraying heavily and i haven't seen any m signs of them in a few days (0 bites and i get bitten at least once a day) i threw out all my furniture minus my desks and spray the carpet like 3 times a day

>>39377365
Thanks god.
>>39377386
Im about to start a chemical war with these shitters, i havent been bitten in a couple days but i don't feel safe. Might just soak my carpet entirely in winter green alcohol and lay down heavy amounts of spray.

>>39377491
Even pesticides used by professionals are becoming increasingly ineffective. Shit you're buying won't do shit. Try dessecant and plastic sheets on your bad. Wash your sheets frequently and dry your sheets on high heat.

>>39377950
I mean a plastic cover around the bed and regular sheets over that.

>>39377086
Circumcision and improper care

>>39377051
>OP needs to get his peener cut off
Might as well take hormones now OP

>OPs dick not itching furiously
I don't think that's bedbugs man

>>39377171
>>39377160
When did normalfags take over benis?

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>>39377146
jewnited kikes of murica

>>39377950
I just looked it up and i may just buy an epro 400 and super heat my apartment to kill them off. 1800$ is a harsh drop but id rather that and lay down diamateus earth than spray n pray.

diotamaceous earth will help a lot. basically, it causes physical (as opposed to chemical) damage to them, so it'll always work. problem is it'll take awhile to kill them. i had a rather bad infestation but i sprayed that shit literally everywhere and went a long time without noticing them.

i had bedbugs at the worst possible time in my life, about the same time a good friend of mine killed himself. my grip on reality was tenuous at best at that time and i'll never forget the smell of those fuckers when you squish em. i'll never forget how disgusting it feels crushing them against your skin. i'll never get over the fact that those faggots used to crawl all over my body. i'll never forget the fucking shitstains they leave on your bedsheets and the frustration involved with having to lift my mattress to find their breeding ground.

it was fun burning them, disgusting fuckers that they are.

>>39377020
hey at least your not a virgin anymore thanks to them

>>39378093
You could probably rent it out. They're not just in your room though they are probably on your couch and chairs.

>>39378236
Through out all my couches and chairs. When i see an infestation its war. Im still going to be a sadist and lay down diotamceous earth just to rub salt in the wounds.

I want them to hurt while i kill them.

How visible are bed bugs? I've been extremely itchy lately but I have seen any bed bugs. I sleep on an old couch so I'm paranoid m. I live in Michigan though so it could be my ragweed allergies or the transition to cold weather

>>39378384
It ranges from how young/small they are and up. Ive seen super tiny black ones to long white ones to the usual round brown ones. If theres anything that compliments brown in your house youll have trouble seeing them because they bite and run while the bites forming.

By the time you feel the itch theyre hiding in a crevice, crack or ledge nearby. You have to actively look but its better to just spray around YOUR general space that you sit, eat and sleep because thats where theyll generally be.

Also spray and vacuum your carpet regularly.

>>39378466
I feel like I'm psyching myself out.

>>39378493
You are because they have that affect. Any random itch becomes a warning and any random ticklish feeling is now a false positive usually. Are you sure you have them though? Theres blatant signs like welts/bumps growing on the areas that itch but instead of a large round bump its like a splotchy area of skin usually 1 to 3 in clusters and black spots on furniture where theyve released fecal material.

>>39378384
Early on they're almost Microscopic. Even when they reach maturity so you'll only see one or two but there are many. They get absolutely everywhere.

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>>39377020
Unironically looks like hpv m8

>>39377036
Stop trying so fucking hard anon.

Whenever I think my life sucks ass I remind myself that I have never had bedbugs despite living in a shithole downtown apartment in a city notorious for them and taking public transit

Thank you God