Ideal partner thread. Let's get another thread going, friends.

who draws these fucking images

>>39376510
I do.
AMA

>>39376510
Whoever it is needs to keep it up. This is interesting.

>>39376517
>ama
can you draw me a special one in paint right now plz?

>Their gender
Woman, biologically
>Their age
+/- 3 years from me, so 21-27
>Their height
Shorter than me when wearing heels.
>Their body type
Not fat. Curvy is good. Curve (singular) is not.
>Their race/nationality
Don't give a damn.
>Their personality
Intelligent, kind, and loyal.
>Their interests
Whatever makes her happy. I'll be accepting if she is.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I wake up early and cook breakfast in bed for both of us. She lounges around wearing one of my shirts. We have cozy sex, shower together, then head out to an open air concert. We go to a small local restaurant for dinner and share a bottle of wine. Then we head back home and snuggle up with a movie before falling asleep while spooning.
>Turn ons
A cute smile and beautiful eyes.
>Turn offs
Piercings and extreme amount of tattoos.
>Talk a bit about yourself
6'2 220lb blonde hair blue eyed Scandinavian. I enjoy hiking, travelling, cooking, reading, and fishing. Currently travelling the world, been in Japan for 7 months and heading to Australia for a year starting Wednesday
>contact
Might as well be asking for a unicorn here.

Bleh. MGTOW is also acceptable I guess.

Stop making these so late.
Tall girl from the thread yesterday, hit me up [email protected]

delete this fucking thread please or move it to /soc/.

>>39376598
how come, whats it doing to you

>>39376603
It attracts more normies this board.

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>>39376504
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
Young
>Their height
5'0-5'4
>Their body type
Thin with any sized tits, slightly thicc with any sized tits, slightly chubby with big tits
>Their race/nationality
White, must have pink nipples
>Their personality
Can be sometimes bossy, sometimes motherly, sometimes submissive.
>Their interests
video games, anime, that kind of boring shit
>Describe a perfect day with them
Idk, honestly
>Turn ons
We like each other, NEET
>Turn offs
Smarter than me, tattoos or piercings, does any sort of drugs, uses social media or dating apps, in college, did good in highschool
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, Michigan, 20, boring, dumb, etc
>Optional contact
I'll pass

>>39376504
>Their gender
Either

>Their age
20-30

>Their height
Any but 6'0+ preferred

>Their body type
Any but lithe preferred

>Their race/nationality
Any

>Their personality
Not lazy, motivated to do things, slightly ambitious, pushes what they want instead of doing what others want.

>Their interests
/v/ and /tg/ stuff preferred Some /out/ is good too.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Get up and make breakfast for them. Then do whatever it is that they want to do. After a day of having fun coming home to cook dinner for then and then watch a movie and snuggle on the couch.

>Turn ons
anything as I like to be able to indulge any and every fantasy. Even the ones that you might not want to even admit to yourself that you have.

>Turn offs
Any as I will simply adapt.

>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, Florida, 25. I enjoy /v/ related activities when my friends aren't around and /tg/ related activities when they are. I love camping and have camped in 26 different states.

>Optional contact
[email protected]

>>39376635
Look, friend. I just want a damn gf, okay?

Go post on these gay threads and ask for them to be moved to lgbt or deleted.

>>39374785
>>39374331
>>39372801
>>39369834
>>39367839
>>39376028
>>39375891
>>39375586
>>39375257

Thanks in advance, bud

>>39376635
Haha
ha
ha
"robots" >>>/out/
Your kind isn't welcome
Go to wizchan or something

>>39376716
They don't break any rules either

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>>39376504
alright I'll start just cause

>Their gender
female
>Their age
23-24
>Their height
5'7-5'9 ish I guess really just a bit shorter than me. never really considered that
>Their body type
somewhat fit
>Their race/nationality
Australian would be nice
>Their personality
strong willed, playful, cheery, short tempered, kind, caring, quiet. was kind of a loser in school so the exact opposite of a stacy. Maybe went through some sort of trauma at some point. We'd understand each other better that way.
>Their interests
vidya, anime, maybe some fitness
>Describe a perfect day with them
we play skyrim or wow or some video game all day. maybe we take a walk and get ice cream.
>Turn ons
hygiene, being nice to everyone, smarts,
>Turn offs
rude, bitchy, clingy, controlling
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
24/m/rural new england. Schizophrenic neet for now. /fit,/ draw, play guitar, play vidya, no friends. Don't drink or smoke. Just did this for shits n gigs. Will I ever get to meet an awesome australian chick, I do not know. Maybe someday.

>>39376727
I know they don't, friend, that's my point. If he's gonna ask for this to be moved, why not those? A bit hypocritical if you ask me.

>>39376727
>they don't break any rules either
which is why we need better rules on this board. No more gay threads, there are like 3 other boards dedicated entirely to faggots

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I'm dating my ideal partner though

>>39376746
If you don't like it, go somewhere else.

>>39376759
Good for you, but there's no reason to waste a post telling us that.

>>39376716
>I want to hookup
>>39376727
>either
>>23675599
>advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
>hookup

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This probably makes me seem pretty boring and spineless but I really don't think I have a specific.

>Their gender
any
>Their age
18 - 28
>Their height
For girls 4'9" - 6'0" For guys 5'4" - 6'3"
>Their body type
thinn to slightly thicc
>Their race/nationality
any
>Their personality
I really do like most kinds of people. Just don't be a narcissist or an otherwise toxic person.
>Their interests
Basically anything too. I know it's a cliche but just have something you're passionate about.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Anything where we enjoy our company.
>Turn ons
Maybe light BDSM type stuff, both as sub and dom. Some Incest-ey stuff (I don't want to fuck my own family, but the concept is hot)
>Turn offs
anything that negatively affects a person outside of the bedroom.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male 21 5'4" Hispanic (but look white) and in TX. Pretty introverted but I can be coaxed into doing stuff. Into songwriting, sort of a musician. Generally like kind of dumb goofy humor though I can get kind of moody and recede into isolation. Have my fair share anxiety issues and personality flaws but I do try to be better. I worry that I could possibly be a difficult person to be in a relationship with which makes me hesitant to put myself out there but oh well.

oh and full disclosure I've only recently come to terms with my bisexuality, so same sex interactions might be a bit slow-going.

>>39376850
*don't have a specific type

>>39376817
>if you don't like it, go somewhere else
this isn't how you make a board a better place faggot

>>39376716
These threads are 99% guys and if some female is crazy enough to post here she will be flooded with replies and will probably look like gremlin

>>39376887
I still don't see you posting on those faggot threads

>>39376909
that's because it's an anonymous board

>>39376834
This isn't a hookup thread, fag. It's a "what kind of partner do you want" thread.

>>39376887
Don't you see? You faggot Feelers leaveing WILL make this board better.

>>39376926
>This isn't a hookup thread
Until people post contact info. Then it is.

>>39376966
People hooking up doesn't make it a hookup thread.

love bumparro

Not taking my butt plug out for this bump

>>39376966
The previous thread got deleted because it's probably to /soc/ related.

>>39376759
then why are you in the thread faggot?

bump for all the qts. Where are you

>>39376759
Good for you, see you in two weeks when that inevitably fails to work out

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
Somewhat close to me, so 20-26
>Their height
Maybe 5'0-5'4? Doesn't really matter too much to me.
>Their body type
Anywhere between thin to somewhat thicc (really isn't a big deal either as long as not fat.)
>Their race/nationality
Any
>Their personality
Upbeat, driven, caring, kind, once again it doesn't matter a whole lot
>Their interests
video games, anime, movies, comic books, as long as we've got at least one common interest she could like whatever she wants
>Describe a perfect day with them
Just spending time together, y'know? It's been a long time since I've had something like that and i miss it. Maybe doing something we both enjoy, going out and having fun in some way, and falling asleep while watching a movie together.
>Turn ons
Willing to take charge occasionally, into the idea of roughing me up during sex
>Turn offs
drug use (anything more than weed really), other than that it really depends
I'm really open to whatever and whoever a future gf could be, excluding extreme stuff
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male 21 white as hell, living in the bottom of oregon. Like most people here i'm definitely an introvert, although I do like to be around people at times, at least when I can handle it. Like video games, movies, comics, anime and whole lot of other boring shit. Have anxiety problems and some other things i'm trying to deal with, but I figure I have to make a change before I can expect something to happen.
I've got very low chances here of anything happening, but it's worth putting myself out there since that's the one thing keeping me here at my desk chair, alone, writing a post to no-one in particular
>Optional contact
[email protected]

Don't expect any response from a femanon, but thanks OP for giving me a chance to engage in some introspection

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
19-20
>Their height
178cm
>Their body type
They can be slim or slightly chubby
>Their race/nationality
Caucasian
>Their personality
Independent, caring, curious, introvert
>Their interests
Vidya, anime, science
>Describe a perfect day with them
Start with a walk in a secluded forest, following a path by a creek. Have a picnic in said forest. Return home and watch anime while cuddling.
>Turn ons
Idk, like I have any kind of experience..
>Turn offs

>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
20
Northern Europe
Male
Basically skeletor
Dirty blonde
>Optional contact

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
Anywhere between a year younger, or two years older than me
>Their height
3-4 inches shorter or 2-3 inches taller, doesn't matter
>Their body type
Decently thicc but nowhere close to borderline chubby, gotta be just right
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Understanding and comforting/soothing
>Their interests
Music, drawing, cooking
>Describe a perfect day with them
Sitting at home and relaxing with good food
>Turn ons
Not sure
>Turn offs
Sit sure either

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>>39376504
>Their gender
Boy
>Their age
9-15
>Their height
4'7-5'6
>Their body type
Skinny
>Their race/nationality
Don't care too much
>Their personality
Shy, clingy, pure
>Their interests
My tits and my calm voice
>Describe a perfect day with them
He sits in my lap as I give him a handjob. He moans and cries a bit when he cums. He then sucks on my tits for about 10 mins as I play with his hair and tell him nice stuff
>Turn ons
Cute small penor, young innocent looking face
>Turn offs
Muscles, facial hair, body hair
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm a 20 year old pedo and I wish death upon myself (although I've never done something like that irl, the mere fact that I fantasize about stuff like this is disgusting)
>Optional contact
No thanks officer

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>>39376504

>Their gender
male
>Their age
19-23
>Their height
5'6-5'9
>Their body type
thin
>Their race/nationality
white/ half anything half white
>Their personality
maybe I'm a shallow asshole, but I don't really have an ideal personality type.someone I get along with ofc, but other than that I've got nothing
>Their interests
Same answer as personality
>Describe a perfect day with them
we go to an amusement park and ride the coasters, maybe we tease each other about the other one being scared of the coasters. We eat some funnel cake/fried oreos then go home.
>Turn ons
I'd like it i he were a rougher kind of guy, sexually. I'm super into "giving" more so than receiving, it's legit like 90/10
>Turn offs
his turn offs aren't really important to me. I'd like it if a few of them were cute so I could make fun of him for it and tease him a bit.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm male. TFW NO BF ;___;
>Optional contact

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Not a chance in hell a female's genuinely gonna think to browse this thread, but whatever, worth the effort.

>Their gender
Female.
>Their age
Not more than four years my senior. About mine.
>Their height
5'0 or above.
>Their body type
Not overweight, not underweight.
>Their race/nationality
Caucasian.
>Their personality
Sufferable.
>Their interests
Whatever works for them.
>Describe a perfect day with them
A day with them.
>Turn ons
Dark hair, pale skin, indie-type wardrobe.
>Turn offs
Mentally unsound. Unattractive.
>Talk a bit about yourself
Male. Listening to folk music, reading about history and Enlightenment philosophy, and playing vidya's next to all I ever do.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
between 18 and 25
>Their height
any height
>Their body type
As long as you're not obese and not dangerously skinny
>Their race/nationality
doesn't matter/don't care
>Their personality
Not negative or self destructive.
>Their interests
Anything as long as it isn't negative/deadly to me
>Describe a perfect day with them
entirely depends on the person
>Turn ons
nothing creepy or way off base
>Turn offs
anything creepy or way off base
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)

-Male
-21
-5'8
-NYC
-Fit/Athletic
-Latino and West Indian
-Optimistic, Extroverted, like a puppy in people in clothes
-motor vehicles, nature, hiking, traveling, literature, music (collection, production, and mixing) and making stuff. I love to tinker.
-being happy and spending time with you turns me on
-being mistreated turns me off

you could kik me if you'd like: StillSunny

I'm tired of doing wheelies to forget my feelies.

>>39379772
Don't feel bad about what turns you on and what you're into. You didn't choose to be that way. You can be a good person despite that.

Ideal Partner:
> gender
male
> age
18 to 24
> height
dont care much
> body type
as skelly as possible
> race/nationality
prefer white but dont care much
> personality
awkward, dorky, sorta lame but funny, sarcastic, smart, easygoing, emotional but not too sensitive, kindhearted
> interests
anything, i like to just hear people talk about their passions!!
> perfect day
doing something extremely cliche just so we could laugh about it, holding hands at a movie, feeding each other at a picnic, going to a dinner with people and touching each other under the table, cute lame stuff like that
>turn ons
freckles, glasses, moles, big smiles, funny laughs, nice hands, good style, nice hair, baby face
>turn offs
bad hair/no hair, beards, bad hygiene, smoking cigs, no goals/ambitions, not in school or have a job, not funny

Me:
>female
>19
>sophomore in college, poli sci/global and international joint major
>NY/NJ
>mulatto
>chubby/fat/thick (ive been called it all)
>have 9 piercings

if interested skype is verycoolbeanz

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>>39379836
Thanks anon. I plan on becoming an elementary school teacher. This way I can be surrounded by qts several hours a day AND get paid for it. Heaven.

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>>39379840
Also, good taste femanon.

ignore this

>>39376504
>>Their sex
Female
>>Their age
21-28
>>Their height
Any
>>Their body type
Not fat
>>Their race/nationality
white>brown>yellow>black
>>Their personality
Soul of a NEET, shut in, prideful, frugal, loyal, not mentally ill (meme illnesses are ok)
>>Their interests
Videogames is a must (must actually be average or above in skill), /a/ would be nice, anything else that people like to do indoors
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Drink all day in bed and play co op rpg/fps/survival
>>Turn offs
Anything contrary to everything listed above
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
New Zealand, male(male), 24, 5'11, white, avg build, provider
>>Optional contact
no

>>39379863
That sounds nice anon. Just don't try anything with them please.

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
18 - 27

>Their height
Shorter or the same height as me (6'0" / 183cm)

>Their body type
petite (not that important)

>Their race/nationality
White or asian

>Their personality
Loyal, honest, affectionate, curious.

>Their interests
Anything is fine, but it'd be nice if we had some of them in common (anime, manga, vidya, philosophy, tea, STEMstuff, general curiosity).

>Describe a perfect day with them
Sleep in together. Have some morning cuddles, one of us fixes up some breakfast afterwards, while the other does his/her morning stuff. Eat. Spend more time together playing some games or watching something. Go out for dinner. Then get a beer or a drink. Wander around the empty night city streets. Return home and get some intimate time in before falling asleep together with the tv on.

>Talk a bit about yourself
27, 6'0", white, 102kg / 225lbs, europe (czech republic). Got masters in computer science and engineering. Worked in a small tech startup, but quit and currently trying to find a better job. Also focusing on getting the weight down. Main hobbies include the trifecta of vidya, anime and books, but I like to read up on various stuff (from philosophy to nuclear tech). I wouldn't say I'm a recluse, since I like going out on walksand stuff, but most of the time I just stay home. Got a few friends I go for a beer from time to time. Dunno, if there's anything you'd like to know, don't hesitate to ask.

>Optional contact
Discord: Rithvariel#9173 or ask for other

>>39379863
Me on the right I'm a adult though.

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>Their gender
Feminine
>Their age
Legal
>Their height
Smol
>Their body type
Doesnt matter
>Their race/nationality
Asian/ doesn't matter
>Their personality
Yandere
>Their interests
Me
>Describe a perfect day with them
Being together
>Turn ons
Everything
>Turn offs
Nothing
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male
>Optional contact
Gimmie yours

>>39381024
>Asian
Damn

>>39381038
As in asian but it doesnt really matter

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18/19
>Their height
Shorter than me, let's say 169
>Their body type
either thicc or petite
>Their race/nationality
asian/white
>Their personality
cute and a little perverted
>Their interests
vidya, anime, sports
>Describe a perfect day with them
>wake up
>i make breakfast
>we eat it, then go play vidya
>when we're done, we go for a walk
>we kiss while watching the sunset
>go back home, eat dinner, watch anime in bed until late night
>Turn ons
cuddling
>Turn offs
Smoking, drinking too much (a reasonable amount is ok), piercings


>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Gender: male
Location: Poland
Race: Slavic
Age: 19

>>39376504
Has anyone ever found an actual partner in these threads?

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>>39376504
>Their gender
Girl
>Age
20-25
>Height
Any below 195cm
>Race/nationality
ABSOLUTELY NOT A SHITSKIN (latina, african, any "homo sapien" that has excessive amounts of melanine in their skin)
Not a cuck
>Personality
Intelligent, kind, strong-willed
>Interests
not very important, I'll handle that deal.
>Perfect day
I wake up, eat breakfast, receive a kiss on the cheek and leave for work. Come back, receive kiss, eat, talk, do stuff, fuck and sleep.
>Turn ons
smol with flat (not too important), we like eachother
>Turn offs
saggers, extreme piercings and smoking
>me
192cm chubby fuck that wants to die by his own shooting/bombing every day
somewhere in eastern eu
>contact
haha, no.

Ideal server thread

>Their gender
Woman
>Their age
18-22
>Their height
Tiny 155-160cm
>Their body type
Petite or thicc
>Their race/nationality
white or Mediterranean
>Their personality
Likes to stay indoors, happy, funny, loyal
>Their interests
/v/, /tv/
>Describe a perfect day with them
Chilling at home on a rainy day watching movies and playing vidya
>Turn ons
cute eyes and smile, good chemistry
>Turn offs
smoking, cunty childish demeanor
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
20yo male from Finland, half Egyptian.

Bump for the hope and light

>>39376504
>>Their gender
any
>>Their age
any
>>Their height
any
>>Their body type
any
>>Their race/nationality
any
>>Their personality
any except normie
>>Their interests
any, preferably music but I'll take anything
>>Describe a perfect day with them
a day spent with each other is good enough for me.
>>Turn ons
all
>>Turn offs
none
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm a gross, disgusting fat fag with no self-esteem whatsoever. Somebody please date me for the love of fucking Christ.
>>Optional contact
leave yours if you're interested

>>39383409
W-what kind of music do you like anon?

>>39383518
field recordings of terminally ill patients being told an estimate of how long they have left to live, post-ironic meme-core and avant dreamjazz. I also like oneohtrix point never.

you?

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-19
>Their height
Between 5"4 & 6"6
>Their body type
anything healthy
>Their race/nationality
Not black
>Their personality
Super possessive, obsessive, clingly and loyal
>Their interests
Video games, movies, literature
>Describe a perfect day with them
Me chained up in her basement with her, watching movies and eating her cooking
>Turn ons
Fun, smart, crazy, persistent
>Turn offs
Uptightness, no idea on where to stop,
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, I'm black unfortunately,
>Optional contact
Kik: phantomnoogie

>>39383624
>Male, I'm black unfortunately,
is there ANYTHING more pathetic than a nigger who wishes he was white?

>>39383742
Two niggers who wished they were white

>>39383579
Don't really have favourite genres but the artists I've been listening to the most recently are The Fiery Furnaces, Roy Montgomery, The Legendary Pink Dots, and Brethren.

>>39383624
Oh yea, I'm 18 and in SC, America

>>39379772
>tfw have small penor and young face and twink body
>tfw tall and old
Huh. Kill me. Where do you live ;-;

>>39376504
They love me for who i am

>>39383781 With aids

>>39383624
I know black girls are an absolute mess and I don't blame you for not wanting them, but white/asian girls who date black guys are just as bad. Mixed girls are the best.

>>39384130
I'm not an absolute mess ;~;

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>>39376638
>Young

MODSMODSMODS!

>>39384130
Damn, so there's no way to fix me, huh?

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>>39376504
woman
19-29
extra curvy/thick proportions, huge breasts and butt. Can and will be overweight.
white blonde/golden/fair hair
quirky, cute, funny, silly but sophisticated, artistic and educated. Doesn't wear slut clothes.
sings in a choir or plays an instrument, loves time spent home but puts in effort when it's time to go have fun.
doesn't watch anime or do makeup a lot.
every day I get to see her laugh with me. or just that we build a fort and fuck in it
I don't have any kinks other than a mediocre fat fetish
very common turn off is
I am 21yo man in the nordics.

>>39384149
Not all black girls are bad, it's like playing a game of russian roulette, but if you fuck up you're stuck with a loud, obnoxious, lazy partner for the rest of your life. Same for black guys.
This is coming from a nigger. >>>39383624

>>39384149
>>39384230
Black girls who take care of themselves are very top tier, but seeing the quality of girls in black neighborhoods, with 3 kids from 3 dads, I can't blame guys from there not to be put off.

>>39376504
>>Their gender
male
>>Their age
19
>>Their height
idk 190 or something
>>Their body type
skinny
>>Their race/nationality
white
>>Their personality
i can't even explain it without getting mad
>>Their interests
being a dick
>>Describe a perfect day with them
killing him
>>Turn ons
me
>>Turn offs
me

>he exists but he will never love me back

>>39384311
>the guys from there

The guys from there probably are the baby daddy

>>39384397
Not the ones on here

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Female biological
15-25
This
Red
White Caucasian
Redpilled thot loyal qt tomboy
Weaboo carfag pc gamer food dog lover
Any day desu
Racism manliness
Bluepilled unmanly behavior
26 m aus thicc
This post

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>>39384367
>wants chad
Just end it u fuck

>>39384425
Black girls in the ghetto have it worse though but most will still grow up and date black guys. People just use black girls having awful personalities as an excuse so they don't look shallow for saying they don't wanna date them because if their looks.

>>39384500
Hey I agree, but what are you going to do. Most western women are slutty and fat, blacks just at one end of the spectrum. Personally as a white guy, I think black girls are extremely feminine and sexual and if I wasn't racist I'd definitely date them. But saying that, the black girls who are brought up around white people are a lot lot higher quality than hoodrats.

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>>39384563
Ausfag here again I'd totally fuck a black chick but sadly we don't get any hot mixes like usa and Brazil etc just dumb sandniggers somalis and abbos.

Americans are lucky.

>Mfw no maga qt blackpilled this breeding nignog to go bash antifa faggots with

>>39384614
Brazilians are sexier

>>39380073
Jesus fuck rith how disgustingly thirsty have you become? How can you unironically post in a thread like this and shamelessly not even use a throwaway? Delete this shit before you become the laughing stock of the discord

>>39384687
Aussies are so fucking ugly dumb and stupid you know those tall blonde bleached qts? They don't really exist and every woman here is a sjw bluepilled blob

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>>39376504
>Their gender
Girl
>Their age
same as mine, 22
>their height
5'2" to 5'7" (155cm to 170cm)
>their body type
thin with assets. Not thicc though. Something like pic related
>their race/nationality
preferably eastern european or mediterranean, don't really care though
>their personality
Talkative(more than me preferably), not clingy, hard-working
>their interests
don't really care, preferably something I could get into as well
>describe a perfect day with them
don't know
>turn ons
straight dark hair, nice smile, light (green or blue) eyes, soothing voice
>turn offs
vulgar, too politically minded (goes to protests etc, left or right wing doesn't matter), spends too much money, too much tattoos/earrings, dirty, unshaven in basic places (f.e. armpits or waist)
>talk a bit about yourself
Male, Greek, studies STEM, goes to gym regularely, few friends, not very outgoing
>optional contact
fuck off CIA

>>39384614
The ones that are dark skinned by have a great smile make my heart melt. And when they have that big hips to small waist taper it makes my dick diamonds. Sadly all you can do is stick with mentally deranged white girls to make white kids.

>>39384472
i will i'm fuckin done

>>39384731
Go ahead then, why are you still here.

>>39384725
How do I capture a qt junglebunny Anon?

>>39384731
Let me rape you to death.

>>39384701

>laughing stick of the discord
Which one?

>>39384731
i bet you are the kind of girl that likes big dick

>>39384725
>tfw your ancestral homeland is close to south sudan
>tfw you have an awkward leafblower-pointed-at-your-face-tier gummy smile.

>>39384805
I actually like that on black girls.

>>39384796
I wish, shes the kind of girl that likes getting treated badly by popular guys.

>>39384866
>shes the kind of girl that likes getting treated badly by popular guys
fuck u u don't know me

>>39376504
>Their gender
Male
>Their age
2-3 years older than me.I could date a slightly older person,but the age is kind of a deal for me.
>Their height
Not picky.I can date short guys and a tall guys.But since I have to pick something - at least 165cm for shorties and not more than 190-195cm for tall guys.I want to be the big spoon with small guys and the small spoon with tall guys.
>Their body type
/fit/,but I don't care that much.As long as they are not an obese landwhale or a walking skeleton,I could settle with them.
>Their race/nationality
White preferably,but I can see myself dating anyone tbqh.
I'd love to date someone Norwegian or French(especially French,because I love France).I don't care about their nationality that much.
>Their personality
One of those guys who act like Chads in public, but are actually /r9k/-tier autists.Smart,romantic and other gay shit like that.
>Their interests
Whatever makes them happy.It would be nice if we shared interests.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I could literally write pages,so I'm going to skip this one.
>Turn ons
Cute smile,handsome face,light eyes and light hair,nice voice
>Turn offs
Tattoos,enjoys gambling,drugs,alchohol,etc.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Dude,19,green eyes,light brown hair,ugly as hell right now,because I haven't shaved and I haven't gotten a haircut in 3 months.Plus I gained a lot of weight recently.I'm a solid 6 or 6.5/10 otherwise - not ugly as sin,but I'm not particularly handsome either
>Optional contact
haha,no

>>39376584
Give contact

I am your girl

>>39384713
Same goes for guys? I like the Australian accent.

>>39384917
It's a bit of a mixed bag.

My generation orbits the worst parts of American culture especially numales.

Then there's you're typical happy Chad normies

>>39384279
What is your contact?

>>39385049
[email protected]

>>39384934
And how about you?

>>39385184
Neet introvert

>Their gender
Male
>Their age
18-35
>Their height
>= 5'8"
>Their body type
Slim, Little chubby,
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
somewhat outgoing, good with conversation
>Their interests
music, drugs, sex, video games
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Turn ons
pale, fit, has fetishes
>Turn offs
overly fat, overly short, hairy, bad odor/hygiene
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male, washington state, 20s
>Optional contact
request if applicable

>>39376504
>>Their gender
FEMALE
>>Their age
19-23
>>Their height
5'4
>>Their body type
Not fat/chubby. 36 C. idgaf about ass because im not a subhuman
>>Their race/nationality
white blonde with blue eyes
>>Their personality
can handle my high energy and talkative as fuck so I dont have to be
>>Their interests
I dont give a shit what they like as long as they aren't a fucking asshole about it. I would love them to like vidya and my favorite t.v shows.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
watch netflix all day while we do straight people stuff.
>>Turn ons
Likes a lot of the shit i like, nice body and sends picz
>>Turn offs
If shes a raging liberal then thats a huge fucking turn off. But if she doesnt really give a fuck about politics or tries to ram her shit down my throat then its ok
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
M, VA, 21, badass motherfucker but unfortunately a manlet and mexican. But i dont look nasty i promise.

>Their gender
M
>Their age
17 - 21
>Their height
More than 5'2
>Their body type
Average - skelly
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Intelligent, pessimist, insanely loyal, not a delicate flower, qt.
>Their interests
Whatever he likes if we like the same shit is a plus
>Describe a perfect day with them
In bed all day cuddling or wandering in the woods
>Turn ons
Freckles, qt faced, deep voice
>Deal breakers
Extremely religious people, toothless, hairlet, kike, not virgin.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, age etc..)
F, 19, kind of qt, I like some vidya, books, movies...
>Optional contact
Post yours. Too paranoid

>>39385669
I fit all these categories can I give you my contact?

>>39385669
>too paranoid
Just post a throwaway, you can create one in cock.li in less than two minutes.

I also fit most of those but I'm a complete trainwreck. My mail is [email protected]

>>39385669
>not virgin

are you sure it's dealbreaker?
tfw used goods

>>39385669
I'm pretty much your guy, my contact is [email protected]

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS U FUCKING ULTRA BETA WHITE KNIGHTS

I just want a girl that appreciates the aesthetic values of a big dick as much as faggots seem to.

Alas, they do

>>39379840
I'm interested but my paranoia doesn't let me contact you, so good luck

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>>39376504
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18 to 24
>Their height
around 5'5"
>Their body type
I can tolerate fat as long as it's not to the point where you look round. See pic related.
>Their race/nationality
Any is acceptable.
>Their personality
Interested in me. We probably don't live in the same place, but I'd be interested in some Skype convo just to get to know you better.
>Their interests
Looks, as long as you're not some sort of gender weird-do/SJW I'm pretty open minded to anything.
>Describe a perfect day with them
We do something you want, then go back home and make out or something. We can take it slow.
>Turn ons
Mutual interest in each other.
>Turn offs
Being controlling or brash.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, in Houston suffering from Harvey but soon I'll be near Philly. I'm 22, 5'5", and chubby. I think my face is handsome, and sometimes I can be really funny.
>Optional contact
[email protected]

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>>39385669
>not a delicate flower

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
up to 40
>Their height
160-190 cm
>Their body type
skinny, athletic, average anything just no fatties.
>Their race/nationality
All are ok
>Their personality
extroverted feelers
>Their interests
Whatever
>Describe a perfect day with them
Me torturing them
>Turn ons
intelligence, willpower
>Turn offs
smoking, fatass, narcos : pretty much anything that shows they are dumb and have low will power
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
19, easter europe,90 kg muscular, psychopathic, sadist.
>Optional contact
haha no way. I know I am just talking to myself rn.

>>39386168
Why you're a delicate flower anon?

>>39386284
Because I'm easily hurt

I can know what replies are male and female by looking at the number of replies only, kek.

>>39386132
Damn that "no" body is hot. I would fug if it weren't for the face.

>Their gender
female
>Their age
18-20
>Their height
5'4"
>Their body type
skinny but not too skinny
>Their race/nationality
american of asian descent
>Their personality
clingy, cynical
>Their interests
vidya, anime
>Describe a perfect day with them
pretty much anything as long as we are having a good time
>Turn ons
cute smile, funny
>Turn offs
"alpha" behavior, being an asshole
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
19,m,WA
>Optional contact
nahhhhh

>>39376504
>>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
18-24
>>Their height
5'6 or shorter
>>Their body type
Athleticc
>>Their race/nationality
Doesn't really matter although I've had a thing for latinas recently
>>Their personality
Feminine and humorous. Loyal to a fault.
>>Their interests
It doesnt matter too much but some common ones we share like lifting and skiing would be amazing
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Morning sex followed by copious amounts of coffee and breakfast. Hiking or kayaking all day stopping to eat for lunch at some dive place that ends up being pretty good. At night we meet up with some friends at a bar.
>>Turn ons
Is this meant for me? If so; somone who takes care of themselves. Not just her body but her mind, its important to be healthy. Confidence is also quite sexy. In regards to physical things Im a suck for a nice ass and red lingerie.
>>Turn offs
Smoking (other than pot), drug use (again other than pot), copious tattoos or piercings, ideological radicality (SJWs and neo-nazi scum), bad hygiene (which to me includes bad diets and lack of mentally stimulating tasks), materialism
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Im a male, Brazilian-Canadian (white; dark hair blue eyes), 6' tall, 185lbs. I do a lot of physical activities, not just weightlifting and general lead an active lifestyle. I'm not actually a robot and only cycle here from /fit/ and /ck/ for some luls and conversation
>>Optional contact
Nahhhh

>>39376504
>>Their gender
Female (female)
>>Their age
18-25
>>Their height
Under my height (6'0)
>>Their body type
I wouldn't mind chubby, slender or skelly. As long as they're not morbidly obese to the point where it stops them from walking.
>>Their race/nationality
I like Asians women but arab girls are good too.
>>Their personality
I am really attracted to introverted personalities, someone who'd rather stay inside and do stuff rather than go out.
>>Their interests
They can be into whatever they want. As long as they enjoy it.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
My perfect day would be as simple as spending time together. Rather it be inside or outside. I think if we went outside together I'd be happy going to the beach and walking around the piers. If it's a rock pier we could interact with the wildlife surrounding it and then possibly go for a swim. At the end of the day we could top it all off by going for some of the local seafood.
>>Turn ons
I really like glasses.
>>Turn offs
Drugs, tattoos and non ear piercings
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm a male at the age of 21, I'm hardworking, outgoing, supportive, passionate about my many hobbies and extremely competitive too. I'm from Southern California.
>>Optional contact
[email protected]

>>39387161
>tfw you miss the height by an inch and act too dominant

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
22-26
>Their height
Don't really care
>Their body type
Chubby.
>Their race/nationality
Murican
>Their personality
Laid-back and easygoing. A little clingy is fine, too.
>Their interests
Something creative is a must. I like people who actually produce things and work to better themselves. Tabletop RPGs are a plus, particularly narrative-oriented ones
>Describe a perfect day with them
We stay at home and spend all day cooking a big dinner, drinking tea, maybe playing some classic vidya and definitely binge-watching watching horror movies, and then we stay up all night because we're too freaked out to go to sleep
>Talk a bit about yourself
24, white, Midwest, publication designer. Love cooking, tabletop RPGs (forever GM), antiquing, typography and extremely bitter liquor.
>Optional contact
[email protected]
alberichwarcaller#9863

>>39387285
those are just my preferences as long as you are above a 5 you're good in my book

>>39387285
How dominant do you act?

>>39376504

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-26
>Their height
Dont really care aslong as they're not a midget or taller than me (6'3)
>Their body type
Doesnt matter, not fat
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Loving
>Their interests
Doesnt matter
>Describe a perfect day with them
Doing nothing
>Turn ons
Me
>Turn offs
Anyone else
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male, Norway, 24, vidya, anime, history, politics and music
>Optional contact
Nobody is gonna care anyways

>long since lost hope that you'll ever get robot gf
>still lurk these threads hoping you'll get to see two anons find happiness together

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>>39376504
My ideal partner would be someone who is:

>Human
>Alive

If someone is interested give me contacts

>>39387451
Give contact robot

>>39387668
i am human and alive
whats your gender (biological)

>>39387859
Why? Are you from Norway?

>>39387833
>fit anon's ideal partner
>other anons replied and I don't want to cuck them out of happiness

>>39387668
Gimmie that boipucci bby

>>39387946
i fit everything until the "not a virgin" thing was required

>>39387577
>tfw I don't have hope anymore but still make a post knowing I won't get any replies
For some reason I still get disappointed when I don't, even though I know it wouldn't happen and I'm too broken to make it work if a girl gives me her contact info.

I guess it's the same part of my brain that makes me play the lottery and daydream about going back in time.

>>39387913
Male (male)
>>39387958
My boipucci is very hairy, would you like that?

>>39388107
Discord?

PUBGx123#2531

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>>39376504
>Female.
>Thirty is a kind of limit I'd have, I'd date a 33 year old though.
>Even though I somewhat like tall, I don't have standards so really any.
>Me not liking really fat girls is my only real standard I have.
>Any
>Don't care
>Anime/vidya, doesn't matter if they aren't though.
>A day where I don't have to go to school, rainy or snowy (maybe a storm would be nice to), cool or cold, and we're chilling out.
>Anything that ISN'T a cucking fetish
>Cucking
>Male, 18, Pennsylvania.
>Literally only contact I have is a discord account.

>>39387833
I got cucked?

Bye the way my contact is this: [email protected]

>>39384903
That's me but you haven't shared contact :(

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>Their gender
Female.
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
5' 2"- 5' 10"
>Their body type
Pic related.
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian.
>Their personality
Loving and smart. Bonus for being talkative.
>Their interests
Vidya, movies, art, and music.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Go to a concert and then head back home and get comfy.
>Turn ons
Dark or red hair, colored eyes, and pale skin.
>Turn offs
Self centered, rude, and wears too much make up.
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
6 feet tall and mildy introverted college student. (Male, northern California, 22)
>Optional contact
[email protected]

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>>Their gender
Male, preferably none of that non binary stuff.
>>Their age
20-42 Maybe older, who knows
>>Their height
5'7 or taller
>>Their body type
I like chubby boyze but only when they take care of their skin. Skeletons are alright but they gotta be spooky.
>>Their race/nationality
I'm not too picky.
>>Their personality
Scary, controlling yet kind and respectful in public. Very open minded and speaks their minds and opinions without any problems. I'd prefer someone extroverted over introverted though.
>>Their interests
Horror is a plus but I'm not too picky.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Everyday with them would be a perfect day.
>>Turn ons
I really like being scared
>>Turn offs
I don't tolerate drugs, drinking alcohol is fine but being an alcoholic is not.
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Female
um, I love horror, I am 20 years old in California. I am a very happy person, some people find it creepy at times. I also get really obsessive over things.
>>Optional contact
Spooky#2970 is my Discord
If you're too scared to contact me there, feel free to contact my email
[email protected]

>>39389657
>chubby
too bad, hope you find your spooks anon

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>Their gender
Male
>Their age
16-25
>Their height
Short is cute, tall is also cute
>Their body type
Not fat
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Social outcast, extremely clingy, depressed (can't explain why, I just get along very well with depressed people)
>Their interests
Me!
>Describe a perfect day with them
Any day is perfect to me when I spend it with him
>Turn ons
Clinginess, cuteness
>Turn offs
Being cold and distant, cheating
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm girl I'm not exactly ugly and I'm not fat either. I have no mental issues and I do my laundry regularly.
>Optional contact
Too scary

>>39384907
>>39384916
>traps trying to act like women on r9k
lmao

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>>39379772
The best women are the least accessible for any reason.

>>39376504
>Their gender
Male
>Their age
Mid twenties
>Their height
Any
>Their body type
Any except really fat
>Their race/nationality
Any
>Their personality
Dissociative, ultra-escapist, gentle and strange, few friends, very smart, not judgmental
>Their interests
Whatever
>Describe a perfect day with them
Lying around talking nonsense for no reason, laughing about things maybe, discovering something new.
>Turn ons
The usual stuff
>Turn offs
Responsibility
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I don't know nor do I want to.
>Optional contact

>>39385824
Sorry but I think the two humans involved in copulation should be virgin to ensure emotional attachment.

>>39390068
My location doesn't matter, I'd be willing to travel to the other side of the globe for the right guy

>>39389967
what's your ethnicity originorigorig?

>>39390056
You're white and you've been in Japan for 7 months but you're still posting in this thread. You should be grateful we've shown interest in you, you fucking loser.

I'm not a trap.

>>39390200
That describes me exactly. Whats up?

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
slightly taller than me preferably (I'm 5'8") but can be any height
>Their body type
thin, average, or curvy. Well endowed. Pale skin.
>Their race/nationality
not black, preferably white
>Their personality
Kind, compassionate, loyal, honest, caring, bubbly, straightforward, motherly, doting
>Their interests
Video games, anime, manga, some other hobbies they would be willing to introduce to me as well.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Spending a day indoors cuddling and watching movies, or perhaps having a night out on a walk and holding each others hands while its cold to warm each other up.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 24 year old asian male, loner, looking for love and to be loved. Honest and loyal, not looking for anyone with ulterior motives or has a history of cheating.
>Optional contact

>Tfw ghosted 2 times now

>see anons whose ideal partner matches you
>know deep down they'd hate you anyways

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>>39389794
I'm open to thinner guys but something about chubby is more appealing.

>>39389967
Nothing wrong with scary stuff.

>Their gender
male
>Their age
21+
>Their height
idc
>Their body type
not obese
>Their race/nationality
white, blond haired blue eyed preferable
>Their personality
not beta
>Their interests
diy, /innawoods/ type stuff, woodworking, hunting, maybe reading
>Describe a perfect day with them
tending to our goats, chickens, and 14 perfect aryan children on our off the grid homestead
>Turn ons
anyone actually managing to fit the above
>Turn offs
being anything like me
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
female, east coat, 20, severely depressive hikikomori neet, slightly chubby but working on it
>Optional contact
[email protected]

>>39390869
haha so quirky xd

>>39389967
24 year old skinny white clingy depressed social outcast

>their gender: male
... can a girl(guy) still be okay?

>>39390351
>My location doesn't matter
Unless you have a lot of money it matters a lot in the real world.

>>39390616
>tfw ghosted 2 times now
It will keep happening as long as you keep trying. That's how it is with this kind of threads.

>>39390869
Haven't found the ideal guy yet? Good luck.

>>39390869
you sound like a guy/bitch

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>>39390869
> Not beta
> tfw no femanon lives near you

>>39391031
I know. I just talked to someone for a day and then they disappear. What a way to say you're not interested

>>39390869
>tfw you will never go through this impossible set of hoops just to get this chubby mentally ill shitskin femanon gf

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>>39390616
Are you a ghost, anon? That's pretty attractive if you are. I don't meet your ideals though.
I wasn't aware ghosts had such standards. I hope you find someone though. What is doting?

>>39391208
I don't go outside. I'm incredibly timid IRL
I'm just hoping for someone who would just put up with me and coddle me excessively. I know it's unrealistic. But I never have dated anyone, so I'm afraid. Afraid of being left, and of being too boring for girls.

>>39390983

how was any of that "quirky" at all

>>39391050

just a bitch sry

>>39391120

>"impossible set of hoops"
>"don't be beta and don't be obese"

wew

also i'm 100% white, i didn't think that had to be specified given i already said "aryan children", but ok.

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>>39391257
It's the fear that makes it exciting, anon. It's the failures that make us better people. You know I fail all the time but then I just try again until I get it right. I think the feeling of fear is the only thing that motivates me, I get an adrenaline rush and it pushes me to do my best.
There are a lot of introverts here, I'm sure any would be happy to put up with you as long as you can put up with them.

Fear is just something that makes us human.

>>39391334
>dont be beta
bitch where do you think you are? This is an impossible standard

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>>39391257
Same for me, don't lose your hope anon, we'll sure find someone one day.

>>39376510
>>39376517

I wanna draw cute animu girls. How do I start nigga?

>>39391343
I dunno.. my standards are pretty unrealistic, after all. But time and time again, I'm brought to tears when I realize I'm alone, and there is no one that loves me right now.

>>39391398
Thanks, someone that understands me. You take care too, Anon.

>>39384279
I love me a thicc girl.

>>39390869
>tfw had a controlling mother so now have a need of appeasing bitchy femanons
>not blonde blue eyed so will never be good enough for this femanon
reeee i hate it

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>>39391431
Your parents love, boy. I promise you, their love is unconditional. Your standards are only as realistic as you make them out to be. I'm sure there is someone out there just for you.Do you have Discord? I wouldn't mind being friends.

>>39391500
I have blonde hair and blue eyes anon, but I only like tall girls and I'm 5"6.
Which means I can't get any girls I like
>kill me now

>>39389657
tick every box except I'm not in the US
tfw

>>39391776
You and me both, friend. I didn't choose to have inferior hazel eyes :(

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>>39376504
not searching for anyone but fuck it, I'm bored anyway
>their gender
male
>their age
33
>their height
6'0
>their body type
either fit or dad-bod
>their race
white
>their personality
quiet,lonely,autistic(diagnosed),mentally disturbed
>describe a perfect day with them
doing taxidermy,dissecting animals,playing vidya,cuddling,swordfighting
>turn ons
intelligence,strong person,big vintage glasses
>turn offs
chad,non-virgin

pic related alot

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>>39391847
We can still be friends, anon. Don't be scared to add me. I know I can be Spooky. I love new friends.

>>39389967
>great picture
>match personality completely
>very clingy
No contact to meet the only person that may like me.

>>39391852
>hazel eyes
>inferior
Excuse me?

>>39392089
We are never desired. It's only blue or green ones who get people fawning over

>>39391852
hazel is second best honey

>>39389657
Wew, I actually tick erry single box minus "speaks their mind and opinion without any problems". I'm into horror and I'm in California as well.

I'm also gay though, so rip

>Girl(female)
>18+ years old (I've had bad experiences with girls being dishonest about their age)
>If you fit my criteria I don't care where you live
>All heights are acceptable
>All bodytypes are acceptable but my favorite is thicc hourglass followed by bbw hourglass
>I prefer pale skin but I don't much care
>their personality should be compatable with mine (it probably will be), I find shyness to be a qt quirk
>Interests should include History for certain, Grant Strategy Games would be nice too, at least be willing to try them out/let me teach you
>Perfect day is where we cuddle, talk about common interests, play games and whatnot together, do lewd things together, shitpost together, sleep together
>She MUST be a virgin. Preferably kissless.
>No Bipolar
>No BPD
>No Hisitronics
>No History of murdering small animals/no psychos
>No history of posting nudes/lewds online/no history of camslutting


>19/Male
>Located in Massachusetts
>5'7, 120 LBS (Thin/Skeletal)
>Kissles Virgin
>Only experience is 2 failed LDRs, the first of which was mostly irrelivent
>White, I like to try and keep my skin on the pale side. Of primarily West European descent (Mostly Irish, some French, some others)
>INTP
>Diagnosed Sperg, major depression, OCD, anxiety
>Interests include History, Grant Strategy Games, Videogames, some Anime, some scifi, animals, some niche music stuff

Discord:
Ryan#2074

>>39385669
[email protected] I'm not really expecting a reply but have this

>>39389967
Describe yourself I can possibly fit that

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>female or passing trans which basically dont exist)
>any height
>not fat
>white, not really fussed
>kind,loyal,a good person, courageous
>History,philosophy,politics,writing,rugby, anything that they have a passion for.
>Hillwalking in the middle of nowhere and camping out
>anything but shit
>scat,piss etc
>me
20,male,5ft11,stocky losing weight fast,white scottish,I enjoy hiking, travelling, cooking, reading,fishing,writing (trying to get a book published one day)
>contact
tape note to your dog, it will find me

>>39392519
>American """"""whites""""

This comment is original

>>39392519
you sound like me

would play gsg with

>>39392733
add my discord and lets play EU4 later my man

>>39392727
ANGERY REAC
(orig)

>>39379772
I'm an "18" year old that mostly fits your description except for the underage part of course

>>39392774
Would do but current uni situation doesn't give much time to play games

i'll still send a friend request

>>39381239
Got a boyfriend from a thread like this, on a different chan, in 2012. Broke up with him after 4 years, because realized that from the start I felt sorry for him, And it isn't the best thing to build a relationship on.

but what the fuck do I know.

also I didn't make a post then, just messaged him

>>39393165
>>39393165
Be my pity gf

>>39393165
That kinda sucks. You shouldve let him known earlier if you were only leading him on by pity.

>>39391985
> tfw no serial killer bf
You're my Fav anon.

>>39392199
You can always say you got yellow eyes or green ones, anon

>>39386132
I don't understand this pic
both are fat, both are hot, but the spic has a better face

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>>39376504
Their gender
>Female
Their age
>mid 20's
Their height
>60' or heigher
Their body type
>flat chest, curvy booty
Their race
>white or asian
Their personality
>not shallow or needlessly talkative, confident
Their interests
>same as mine
Perfect day
>go out on a seaplane and chill with them
Turn on
>prettiness, Christianity, conservatism
Turn off
>ugliness, atheism, liberalism
Myself
>male, USA, 19

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>>39390986
Only if you liked girls

>>39392062
Are you still around?

>>39391005
I'm a very hard worker anon. Not exactly rich though but doing my best

>>39376504
>Female
>18-28
>any height
>not obese, or willing to not be obese with compelling supporting evidence
>Native english speaking is a must
>must like talking about things that require thought. Must not hate arguments of any kind. I require additional arguments.
>must like the outdoors (hiking, backpacking)
>ideal day: chat about ideas, work on ideas/ongoing projects, eat at some point, sleep
>turn ons: sense of adventure, enthusiasm, and strong emotional reactions
>turn offs: stupidity, blatant rejection of logical thought, a refusal to think about something because it is "so awful"
I am male, live in the western US, am 23 years old, employed, and fiscally solvent. I also like exploring science, philosophy, and basically anything that can be learned or reasoned.
Let's blow something up together. My next big project is going to be terraforming a patch of the desert, because land is dirt cheap out there and there's plenty of rain.

>>39394066
I was going to message you but decided not to because you weren't replying to anyone, is it too late to drop a throwaway email?

>>39384367
I've pissed off enough girls for a few of them to hate me in this particular way. That's what happens when conversations turn political. The description fits too.

>>39394066
>Only if you liked girls
i did and still do, thats not a problem

>female
>18-20
>preferably tall, don't really care
>don't care
>Northern European
>surprise me
That's all I want, someone who is a surprise.
>day inside, movie, Chinese food, vidya, snuggling
>day outside, hiking to a mountain to see the stars from the zenith
>turned on by aggression, fighting, mental games, cuteness, homeliness, poetic
>turned off by non virgin, disloyal, petty, too easy to get along with
>myself
I am 6'
blue eyes with heterochromia
Muscular (think highschool athelete) not a fitness freak though.
Light brown hair
Try to be entertaining.
> no

>>39393453
Wasn't leading him on, when we were both depressed it was great and I loved him, it was long distance at first so I was visiting whenever I could, then he moved in with me and I was supporting him because I already had a job.
Only after he got a nice career going I noticed how he was being an asshole to people below him, and how I mistook sadness for intelligence.

I have no regrets because week after the final break up he said that I am right that maybe it's good we are no longer together, but he doesn't see a reason we shouldn't remain flatmates (it was my flat), which seemed bizarre to me

>>39385669
This has to be bait. This type of woman does not exist.
Fuck it, I can make a discord
>discord is Pyhdqv

>>39394066
>Are you still around?
Yes, I am.

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>>39376504
>>Their gender
female (female)
>>Their age
Same age as mine, so 19
>>Their height
Shorter than mine. I'm pretty tall but I don't know the exact measurement
>>Their body type
slim
>>Their race/nationality
white, but it doesn't matter much. As long as she has a pretty face and ages well
>>Their personality
Intelligent, sweet, kind, loyal, fun, strong-willed, ambitious, patient, playful, hard-working
>>Their interests
Music, math, science, outdoor stuff
>>Turn offs
tattoos, obsession with mainstream entertainment (like TV, nigger music, etc.)
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
19, Eastern European, math and physics student

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>>39394153
No, why would it be too late?

>>39394210
Oh good. You sound cute

>>39394306
D-do you still want to talk?

>>39394387
[email protected] Alright then, have this. I don't know why I thought it would be too late.

>>39394387
>You sound cute
thank you, you too.
maybe youd like to talk, i can drop my email if you want?

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>>39376504
>it's another /soc/-tier thread

>>39394433
Not her, but location?

>>39394560
I'm in California, where the ATF goes into the forest and cuts the arms off of bears.

>>39394387
>D-do you still want to talk?
I'd like that.
Email me at [email protected]

call me a good boy or ill kill myself mommy please

i thought meetup threads were banned

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>>39394460
Okay but

>>39394433
>>39394672
I'm very bad at conversations, so please be kind and patient

>>39394798
If I only I was white. You sound like such a qt. Good luck

>>39394798
>I'm very bad at conversations, so please be kind and patient
aka I have so many orbiters that I can't have a fluid conversation with anyone who adds me

>>39394798
me too, i dont see it going too wrong, i hope.
anyway, here is my email [email protected]

I am not white. I don't qualify for most of these. I wish I was dead.

>>39394269
Oh , if he was an asshole then it's justified

>>39394798
You are really nice, mind if I give you my email just to be friends?

Here it is if you want to add me: [email protected]

>>39394962
I'll date you if you have a huge black wang.

>>39395006
Sorry friend. I'm not black

>>39394838
I'm just scared of people of different races because we don't have any of them here where I live. I've only seen 1 black person irl in my whole life (and no Asian people at all). I don't think I'd be able to hold a conversation with someone of a different race, I'd be way too shocked and scared...

>>39394962
Ahh I'm so sorry. I sound like a terrible person desu

>>39376638
Why is everyone from Michigan lmfao

Also you're never finding a gf, period.

>>39394962
Don't worry, beautiful anon. It's just people venting and conforming to ideals they've been conditioned to prefer. I am white and still don't meet many qualifications here, it's fine, not everyone is gonna like us (majority wouldn't).
Most relationships don't last here anyway for more than half a day.
I am a guy but if you wanna chat and be friends my mail is [email protected]

>>39395032
That's fine, everyone has their tastes and you can't fault them for that. What exactly scares you though? I'd understand if you're from outside the US, but here, where I live at least, everyone is just kind of a generic american middle class person.

>>39395032
I don't blame you. I hope I will find someone that will love me, but so far my introversion and boringness has killed me already, so to speak.

>>39394851
I haven't talked to anyone besides my mom in over 3 months. So yes I'm a bit overwhelmed.

>female
>26
>6'
>any
>brash, stubborn, aggressive
>finance, arts, fitness
>work out together, I make us a meal, watch a media, drink and smoke, tender vanilla sex and/or rape fantasy playthrough, cuddle and sleep
>decisiveness, aggression, strength, confidence, strength
>laziness, insincerity, apathy, fatness
>20 y/o college dropout effeminate skeleton fuckboi
>:(

>>39395228
So overwhelmed you just collected 4 orbiters. kek. Typical roastie.

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>>Gender
Male or F
>>Age
Younger than me or 2 years older minimum
>>Height
Hopefully not taller than me (near 6'2)(unless M wich can be ok)
>>Body type
Fit or chubby
>>Race
Don't care
>>Personality
Ambitious with a good sense of humor, the rest is a plus
>>Their interests
Videogames and music are the basic
>>Perfect day
Watching horror movies, talking about trash or the obvious one no one cares to admit: fucking
>>Turns off
Being a dick or jealous
>>Myself
Male closeted bi-fag whose parents would kill upon knowing, still like girls tho, past 20ies with glasses and the face of a young boi. Straight from that shithole we all know and love as south-america
>>Contact
[email protected], not kidding

kinda fun making this up

>>39376504
I think I already met her, she meets absolutely everything on my list and I love talking to her.

>>39389967
LADS! BEWARE! Clinglyness, neediness, and depression is a recipe for manipulation and control.
Say no to this witch. If she likes you only for your problems then the second you become successful she will either leave you or drag you down.

>>39395323
Hey, what's up? Wanna be my gf??

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>>39390616
>preferably white
>is Asian
Hey...

>>39395323
Finally someone who isn't a clueless twat.

>>39395256
I've decided I'll be talking to only one of them though.

>>39395323
Yes, I like people that are similar to me. So?

>>39391985
>tfw look like that
>tfw people think I look like a 70s pedo

>>39395420
But you said that you don't have any mental illnesses in your post.
>I have no mental issues
So which is it? Do you relate to mentally ill robots or do you just use them?

>Their gender
male (male)
>Their age
20
>Their height
not important as long as they do not have dwarfism or gigantism
>Their body type
skeleton (not skinnyfat), kyphotic-lordotic, wobbly knees
>Their race/nationality
Caucasian American
>Their personality
calm, genteel, introverted, thoughtful, egotistical
>Their interests
poison chemistry, mass murders, disco, chess
>Describe a perfect day with them
setting up a booby trapped building together
>Turn ons
glasses, complete dependence on me
>Turn offs
infidelity
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
female, the united states of america, 20, yeah

>>39395340
How's it going, honey?
I'm a dude. I just know those types of women because I they are dangerous and the thrill of being with them is alluring. If you aren't the same type of person they will destroy you utterly.
It's a dangerous game it's one not worth playing.
>>39395364
This guy knows.
>>39395420
>similar to me
You have a lot of problems, sucking the life out of someone who is weaker than you won't solve them. I know your kind, you should end it now before you ruin someone's life. Or you could change.

>>39395504
I like mass murderers, serial killers and chess but I'm older than 20. Can I gf u?

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I don't anticipate anything to come out of this, but I love filling these sort of things out.

>>39376504
>Their gender
female
>Their age
18-28
>Their height
I don't really care desu
>Their body type
not land whale, but not skello
>Their race/nationality
white, azn, brown maybe
>Their personality
Just be fun to be around desu
>Their interests
guns, vidya, art, chill music
>Describe a perfect day with them
Go around downtown and check out whatever cool stuff is going on, have fun and relax outside watching the sun set
>Turn ons
nice legs, cute face, long hair
>Turn offs
piercing and too much tattoos
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
6', 80kg, dirty blonde and brown eyes. Somewhat slavic features but nothing overwhelming. I like guns, nature, gardening and I love mailing things by post. I have an alcohol problem.
>Optional contact
ask desu

>>39395504
t. Scarlett Overkill

>>39376504
none because i don't deserve a partner

>>39395573
Hey, do you have Discord or anything?

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tfw no email almost an hour later

>>39376504
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18 - 27
>Their height
5'4" - 5'9"
>Their body type
Thicc, don't care for tit size but no fucking flapjacks
>Their race/nationality
Don't really care
>Their personality
soul of a neet, assertive, honest, intelligent and philosophical, open minded but not a fucking normie
>Their interests
All forms of art in general, anything interesting they are passionate about
>Describe a perfect day with them
Depends on the person
>Turn ons
BDSM, pale, beautiful face physique, hypnotic eyes, as horny and willing to fuck on demand like any healthy male, great breast form, slender fingers and fingernails, alluring voice, perfect lip formation, cute nose
>Turn offs
baby face, druggie, narcissist, cares too much for others opinions, fatty, biased over everything, edgy, pretentious, dirty, sheep
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
Male Hispanic in SoCal (light skin as fuck though)
>Optional contact
No

Delete this fucking thread it attracts more normies

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-40
>Their height
<5'7
>Their body type
anything proportional that isnt massively obese
>Their race/nationality
anything brown
>Their personality
shy, affectionate, submissive
>Their interests
vidya, the outdoors, movies, baking/cooking
>Describe a perfect day with them
morning sex, followed by breakfast with them, going for a hike and taking pictures, dinner at a cozy restaurant, flopping on the couch for some netflix and snuggling at night, maybe sex again depending. fall asleep together.
>Turn ons
groping, risky sex, breastplay, rough
>Turn offs
sadism, scat/piss, dead fish
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
male, Canada (ontario), 31, 5'8, fit, intelligent, caring, open-minded and easy-going
>Optional contact
[email protected]

>>39395678
Yeah, Ai#4876

>>39395688
She won't reply. Don't get your hopes up.