>Be me 13 starting 8th grade
>First day meet with friends
>New kid wants to join group "Why not"
>Stupid decision
>Kid acting weird not stupid but gay?
>At friend's house smoking weed having fun
>Friends going into pool
>Go upstairs to get changed to high to realize New Kid following
>Drop boxers, dick hanging out
>Door opens "OH SHIT" he pins me
>I kick him off
mfw
>I try to get my bathing suit, he pulls it away
>ohfuck.jpg
>Me:"Get the fuck away dude"
>New Kid:"No, why won't you let me suck your dick"
>I try to get him out of the room by force
>New Kid uses lunge
>Miss
>I harness the power of Usain Bolt and make a break for the door
>Sucess
>Run outside fully nude and semi erect
>Shit, friend's parents start rolling up the driveway
>Turn around and New Kid is standing there with the molestation face I've grown to fear in these last few moments
>I run at him full force with a look of anger in my eyes
>Success
>I run upstairs and lock the door
>Get bathing suit on and wait till parents get in house
>With the safety of parental supervision I walk out
>Wait, somethings wrong, It's not my friend's parents it's my other friends with more weed
>New Kid walks upstairs and tries to pull down my pants
>This attempt is met with failure as I jump over his fatass down the stairs
> Run outside and jump in the pool
>Safety
So that's where the story ends sadly told my friends about our interaction and he was kicked out and sent home New Kid now has a deep hatred for me and tries to fuck with me in school.
>>39376242
Cool! So is this story from five years ago, or are you about to get banned?
>13
>smoking weed
Did your friend have an older brother or someone who gave him weed that young? does the local dealer sell to everyone?
>>39376242
haha epic bro include me in your r/4chan post
edit: thanks for the gold good sir!! :)
tfw you will never be 13 again
>>39376390
this
areganoblocks
Who wants to bet this is the dude who's been in a coma for 6 years
>>>/b/ pls go you dumb child
>>39376433
No doubt OP is the oldest of oldfags.