>get tinder >too anxious to swipe right

i'm sure you've done plenty of shopping on amazon
this is the same fucking thing
start rifling through that bargain bin anon

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>get tinder
>swipe right
>get match
>too anxious to send message

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>>39375575
>get tinder
>swipe right
>get match
>send message
>no reply back

>>39375422
>Get tinder
>Be a block of wood
>Swipe right on
>People like trees

Yep..

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>get tinder app
>doesn't create an account

>>39375575
>>39375606
>get match
get the fuck out

>get tinder
>swipe right
>get match
>holyshit.jpg
>get message
>horyshet.jpg
>my phone sucks check out my pix here nudesexybigbreastedteens.com

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>swipe right
>get matched with 5/10
>get message
>"hey hows it going?"
>too scared to respond because I'm a 27 year old virgin living at home

>ever posting your face on the internet

You are way too normie for me

>swipe right
>get match
>send message
>receive message
>actually talk
>ask her out on date
>she agrees
>go to message her again
>she has unmatched me

Apparently only 29% of tinder users have actually met someone from tinder.

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>get tinder app
>specifically and categorically pick and chose women by breast size, facial structure and body type
>instantly get hundreds of super likes
>never be the first to send a message
>have meticulous questionaire for prospective dates, ranging from how good they are in bed and why i should chose them
>each stacey has seperate timetables when to visit my humble abode for egg fertilization

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>qt girl actually messages me first "Hey whats up"
>Not much, you?
>she ghosts me

fucking WHAT

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>get tindr
>get a few matches
>hit it off on a couple of them, they cancel on me the day of
>had a panic attack and canceled on the day of on a cute black girl

>wake up one morning
>check tindr
>first face I see is my cunt cheating ex
>ah fuck swipe left
>thumb moves just a tiny bit upwards in the motion
>accidentally swipe up on my ex
>delete tindr

>>39375575
>>39375606
>>39375778
>get match
>its a bot

>>39376964
I'm not a normie with tinder what does swiping up do

>>39375993
>get tinder
>dont want to post my face
>have to come up with contrived profile pictures that arent me but dont give a false impression either

>think about getting tinder
>too anxious to take picture of myself

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>>39377302
It lets that person know that you SUPER LIKED them. No match required.

>>39375575
>Swipe right after a girl liked me first.
>Never get the option to chat.

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>>39377421
But... I thought it just said "youve been super liked" not "this guy super liked you"
Holy fuck does it really tell them who it was?!

>>39377676
Yes, it immediately (or whenever they log in next) shows them your picture and asks them to swipe

>>39377697
incorrect

all it does is just move your profile nearer to the front of the line and gives a bright blue outlining to make it stand out more.

>>39375422
>go on tinder
>acquire matches
>say nothing
>receive validation

>>39377799
Yeah and the blue border also comes with a big blue star that says "super liked you!"

speaking of super likes does it help or hurt your chances?

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>>39377697
>>39377799
>>39377890
Do you need a new facebook account to reset your tinder life or can you wipe tinder profile and start over?

>>39377916
what's the point of reseting? can't you just adjust your profile?

>>39377948
reset who i've swiped/super liked
And also reset if they've swiped me so I can have another go with a different picture/bio and see how it goes.

>>39375422
>get tinder
>set up profile
>too nervous to show face

F-fuck

> gets tinder
> too afraid to write a genuine profile describing my positive qualities
>write some rambling bullshit about taking the stairs instead of elevators
>the cringe wakes me up in a cold sweat
>immediately delete app
>randomly hit once a week by a wall of cringe as I remember my profile

>>39377961
I've swiped no on a girl before and she came back up in my list

>>39375980

You should've responded with that.

>"hey hows it going?"
>"I'm a 27 year old virgin living at home."

>>39377997
well maybe she reset her profile.

does anyone know if this is how it works?

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>get tinder
>swipe right on girls I find attractive
>no matches

>start lowering my standards a bit
>swipe right on girls more often
>get some matches but not interested in any of them

>decide fuck it, swipe right on everyone maybe I'll catch a diamond in the rough
>fatties and SJW's galore
>the only attractive girls I get are bots because Tinder now thinks I'm a spammer

finally ended up uninstalling that fucking app. Hours of reading the same shitty rehashed bios over and over again made me go insane

>>39377904
Tinder is like a bar where people go to meet up. I normal like is kind of like making eye contact and exchanging smiles. A super like is walking up to her and buying her a drink.

Unless she's a roastie who receives thousands of super likes all day, they'll probably see it as a nice gesture.

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>Get bumble because it seems like women having to show interest first would cut down on needing to spend time sending out tons of messages that just get lost in their choked inboxes
>Spend a lot of time swiping
>Matches pass without anything happening
>Slowly realize that a lot of the female user bios indicate that they don't know I literally can't message them first

I think this might've been a waste of time. Even my worthless time.

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>>39378061
>he thinks girls are desperate for attention
>he thinks they do anything alone
>he thinks they don't sit next to and judge each other based on the guys they swipe on

>"omg kimberly look at this guy who super liked me ewwwwwwwwwwww"

>>39377967

I had the same thing happened to me i posted a picture of my cat but still got a response

>>39378036
>reading the bios
lol

>>39378127
It really depends on the type of girl. Don't waste your super likes on the generic Stacy with her duckface selfie and "live love laugh" bio profiles. Look for the homely girls who appear to spend some time and effort on their Tinder account by properly introducing themselves. These girls will appreciate your super like more.

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>get tinder
>only one match after nearly a year
>message her
>no response

just kill me

>>39376149
yeah this shit right here. EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

>can't get tinder at all because it requires you have google play services installed

>>39375422
>get tinder
>swipe everything right without looking while watching shit on TV
>only get gross desperate fat chicks
>quit tinder forever
>still virgin
>at least I'm not desperate

>>39376149
>>39378471

There's a million things it could be. If you want a possibility you have some ability to adjust for, it could just be that she wanted a more exciting response and when she saw a boring, hum-drum reply she lost interest.

What you have to remember is that the only time when she's not looking for a better offer is when you're physically in front of her, if then, so you have to seem like a stand-out good bet for spending her time with, or you're done.

You might be done no matter what for a ton of other reasons though; ex calls back, grandma dies, phone dropped off a bridge, etc.

>>39378585
>not knowing that tinder algorithm sends your profile to purgatory if you swipe right on everyone and no one ever sees it

>>39378618

This is why I'm really glad I cruised over to the Tinder general on /soc/ before I started using it. Say what you want about it being a normie board, they know their tinder.

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>>39378615
>send a boring message
>get a boring response
>wow this guy is so boring

>>39378618
Well fuck, that's actually a huge load off of my mind. By "purgatory," you mean it matches you with other people who only swipe right? That makes so much sense.

Oh god I feel so fucking liberated. You are a real bro.

>>39378664

Sorry buddy, you're on the ass end of the supply/demand dynamic here. The sooner you accept the tilted field the better.

>>39375422
>using tinder and engaging in degenerate hookup culture, thereby condemning one's soul to eternal hellfire
I pity you all.

>>39378668
yeah when I first heard it I spit the barrel right out of my mouth.
I'd always heard the philosophy of swipe right on everyone and then talk to who you match with. I literally exhausted my area, it said "no more people near you" and I didn't have any matches.

>>39378637
got a link/pic?

>>39378723

It's a thread on /soc/. Do you not know how to browse 4chan?

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>>39378867
>browsing /soc/

Anyone else not really have standards? Not as in you lowered your standards but you find pretty much all girls attractive enough to fuck/date except obeasts?

>>39378912

If you wish to normie, join the normies.

>>39378127
thats a nice pic lol

>get tinder
>Use Chad pics
>Get then to send nudes on snapchat

>>39378915
I find myself more attracted to girls who don't really fit into the "pretty/beautiful" category. Chubby, imperfect facial aesthetics, no make-up, below average fashion sense. Not sure, maybe because they're less likely to coast through life on their looks alone and may actually be intelligent or at least have an interesting personality.

Swept right for two weeks straight. Not even a single match. Deleted the app. Proceeded to hate myself even more than before.

>>39379126
You're ugly that's why you go for ugly girls

>>39378618
>>39378668
>>39378723
So if you swipe left on like one or two people and swipe right on the rest is it still going to put you with the bots?

>tfw not degenerate enough to download tinder

Feelsbadman

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I'm thinking of getting fit and then matching with all the ugly 3/10 girls / fat girls chad leaves on the table. Thoughts?

I'm a 26 yr old permavirgin but I reckon if I put in some work even my assburger autistic ass would get laid fast if I was fit.

>>39379243

number i heard is to stay below 70% right swipe rate.

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>>39375999
Nice trips, also
WHY ARE YOU DESCRIBING MY LIFE REEEEEEEE

>>39377833
this
i think i became male roastie
i blame my prolonged exposure to magical powers

>>39379171
A lot of ugly guys like pretty girls

>>39379581
>I'm thinking of getting fit
Surefire way to tell someone'll likely be fat for life.

>have normiebook
>too anxious to download tinder
help

>>39375422
I'm the total opposite. I struggle to connect online with reality, so I say some of the stupidest, creepiest shit to girls on Tinder that I'm amazed it hasn't had real life consequences.