Just lost my right testicle because of torsion. As if I wasn't

I'm actually attractive just have a messed up dick so I can't actually do anything with anyone.

>>39371230
What, you expect to be showing off your genitals any time soon?

>>39371255
originally very funny anon

RIP anon's testicle

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>>39371230
tfw got scared I had this and qt nurse had to ultrasound my hairy lumpy elephant skin balls

>>39371350
You're a lucky cunt, all the people that took care of me were middle-aged Indian men.

Just say you had cancer. No one will give you shit for losing a ball to cancer.

>>39371230
that's rough anon
F

That episode of The Venture Brothers where Dean gets testicular torsion turned me on as a kid and still does to this day, because I love that Billy has to operate on him and wish Billy was my doctor.
I had to get a cavity filled recently and I closed my eyes and imagined Billy Quizboy was my dentist. It gave me knots in my stomach.

Sorry about your ball, dude.

>>39371230
>torsion
that sounds painful. what happened?

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>>39371230
well you know what you have to do now anon

>>39372562
Billy Quizboy was your childhood waifu?

>>39373720
I have several that I still fantasize about as an adult, but yes. His voice and height, robot hand, and love of comics and nerd shit make me super flustered and giddy.
Dr. Venture and Henchman 21 are cute too.

>>39371230
Fun fact: you have another.

Torsion sounds painful as fuck.