School Shooter Achievements

Sleeping beauty
>Kill and kiss your crush

>Great minds think alike
Accidentally do your shooting on the same day as someone else

>bullet hell
Fire 1000 bullets while dodging shots from the police
>Fast and furious
Shoot at cars in the parking lot
>You can run, but you can't hide
Mow down students as they escape the building
>Camping grounds
Fire into the crowd when the students are "safely" assembled outside

>Just like in my chinesse cartoons
Shoot up the school wearing an anime cosplay

>>39370968
2 birds 1 stone
>kill 2 stacies that have rejected you with 1 bullet

Friendly Fire
>kill another autist

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>Advanced Strategy
Place explosives across town to distract first responders
>M'lady
Don't kill any females
>Celebrity
Make youtube videos with hidden messages about the shooting

>The Bigger They Are

>>39371283
>The harder they fall
Take out 5 fat students and the largest tard in the school

Spaghetti
>Forget to bring any ammo and start trying to shoot
Should Have gone to Specsavers
>Start a shooting at the wrong school
Juggernaut
>successfully attack a school using nothing but your bare hands

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Ok, school shootings are an awful phenomena indicative of widespread decay in community values and trust, as well as a symptom of the insensitive and regimented American high school culture, and each occurrence of one is a yet another black mark in these deeply troubled times.

But goddamn I can't help but laugh at these. You motherfuckers know how to make some seriously twisted shit hilarious, yo

>>39371312
Actually Im renaming that last one to Juggertard

>Why am I like this?
Fail to break into any classroom after lockdown

>The ultimate autist
Steal a trophy from the school trophy case

Ain't that a kick in the head
>get killed by another school shooter the day before you plan on shooting it up as well
Thx senpai
>kill everyone except one other student who sat with you at lunch

>Anticlimax
Decide to turn back at the last moment

>Bad timing
You started the shooting too early. There's no one here but the janitor guy.

>Enema
Take a toilet break and wipe your ass clean.

>We can prevent this
Talk to school countilors, later kill them in the shooting.

Why aren't more people posting this is fucking brilliant

>Your Killstreak Survives
Escape the school alive after the shooting.

>>39371452
Probably too busy with the fembot threads

>>39370968
>Beta Uprising
Kill every Stacy in under 10 minutes.
>Optical Illusion
Kill 30 chads without aiming down the sights.
>REMOVE KEBAB
Kill every foreign Chad and Stacy .

>>39371452
These threads come up like every week m8

>I like 'em crispy
Set a classroom on fire with students inside

>Can't do anything right
Be killed by a Chad before you kill anyone

>robotripping
trip over a fellow autist dropping your ammo everywhere
>this place is shit
throw pipe bombs into the bathrooms

>He actually did it the absolute madman
Tell your friends you are going to shoot up the school for months, untill it has become a normal saying.Then actually do it.

>Bitch
Be a female shooter.

>Join or die
Recruit at least 5 fellow autists to join you during the shooting

>Tourin' USA
Shoot up a school in each state of America
>Join us
Force a student to join you
>1914
Wear WW1 Equipment and use WW1 Guns for the shooting

>>39370968
>Orchestra of Autism
Wipe out the entire marching band on Hard mode

>Political power DLC
Hold back on shooting up the school and play minigames up to the professional school level. Accomplish the Law or Politics Degree achievement.
Gather the power of million autists online to meme you into political power and work your way up to president. Be a benevolent leader for some time then suddenly nuke your old high school. Be assassinated and have your government and country fall into madness increasing your kill rate post humously

>E=MC FUCK FUCK FUCK
Force someone to solve life or death math problems.

>Minute Man
Massacre the entire school and leave in 60 seconds

>Ho ho hoes
Kill 5 stacies by dropping a grenade through a roof window.
>Tardfellas
Persuade 3 other spergs to help you.
>The Dark Sperg Rises
Attack during a football game.

>>39371613
Fuck you dude I'm using achievement unlocker for this one.

>>39370968
>dis gonna be gud
Tell people to not go to school on the shooting day

>No Man`s Land
With the help of a machinegun nest in a window turn the schoolyard into one.
>I Studied The Blade
Only use a katana replica you sharpened.
>Frag Out!
Throw a grenade into a classroom and score at least 2 kills from the students running out.
>Flayer
Use only hollowpoint ammo.
>Gas The Normies Beta Uprising Now
Pump chlorine and mustard gas into the school`s ventilation system.
>GAS!!!
After the school has been gassed go in wearing a gas mask and British uniform and kill at least ten people with a Lee-Enfield.

It was him!
>successfully frame another student for the shooting

Agent Provocateur
>convince an even less functional robot to carry out the shooting instead

Blue Snowballs
>attempt to carry out the shooting on a snow day

>>39370968
DJ 2 - Mass /mu/rder
>play Hospice, Aeroplane Over the Sea, Sunbather, or any Death Grips album over the intercom during the shooting

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>Can I have a tip, please?
Order pizza while on a rampage

God I am so hungry atm

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>Stray Bullet
Kill at least 5 students
>Son of a Gun
Kill at least 10 students
>Anarchy
Kill at least 12 students
>Godlike
Kill at least 12 students and 1 teacher

>>39371951
Only. 50?
>kill the delivery driver too

>>39371951
>onions
surely you have better pizza pics than that

>>39371976
b-but ONIONS HAVE LAYERS du deee

>Noseberg
Only kill students with blond hair and blue eyes

>mile high club
Use a shotgun to blow someone out of their shoes

>>39371343
>Why am I like this?
>Fail to break into any classroom after lockdown
So basically the Elliot Roger but with a school instead of a sorority house?

Cheese Pizza
>Strip a younger, female classmate at gunpoint.

Will you go to Prom with me?
>Strip an older, female classmate at gunpoint.

Show me everything!
>Strip multiple women at gunpoint

Fuck this is my fantasy.

>Birthday suit
Massacre the entire school completely nude.
>Served cold
Kill the teacher who grounded you.

>>39372180
Yeahh you could say that

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Minefield
>plant explosives outside and set them off as students escape

>We Didn't Start The Fire
successfully immolate another student

>>39371968
My wrath for January's incident will be godlike!

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>>39372747
>How come if I'm free I can't deprive some stupid FUCKing dumbshit from his possessions if he leaves them sitting in the front seat of his FUCKing van out in plain sight and in the middle of FUCKing nowhere on a Fri FUCKin day night

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>>39371043
ROFL do Americans actually do this

>Quick-pull trigger
Kill 6 students with 6 shots from a revolver

>RIP AND TEAR
brutalize at least one chad or stacy with your bare hands
>gotta go fast
run down the halls sonic-esque and roll into a classroom
>Do you like hurting other people?
Preform the entire attack in an animal mask, preferably chicken.
>Free Thinker
Brutalize someone's head with an uncommon weapon
>SANDVICH MAKE ME STROOOONG
take a sandwich snack break mid attack
>cheeki breeki
If your school is divided into alphabetical labeling, rush the B wing first
>not for kids
Kill someone with a pickaxe
>FUS RO DAH
scream autisically as you kill someone
>IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
shout something autistic while holding a rifle in front of a crowd
>MMMMMPH MMMMMPH
kill at least 5 students with fire of some sort
>groovy
kill at least 3 chads/stacies with a chainsaw

>Human Holocaust
Kill at least 10 jew students

>>39372185
You forgot about stripping a teacher.

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>>39373070
no
>hurr durr shootings happen ALL THE TIME
>days without mass shooting LOL
this dumb meme is so over exaggerated by normies who don't know anything about the topic and sources like CNN who want to push their agenda and ban muh guns. Technically they're statistically rare as hell compared to pretty much all other types of homicide, but it seems more common due to the massive amounts of media attention even a shitty attempted mass shooting like Stair or TJ Lane gets.

God wills it!
>Avoid killing Christian students

Allah Akbar
>Injure at least one non-muslim student and blow yourself up

>>39371469
These are way too hard to achieve.

>Reservation at Dorsia
Brutally kill a student with an axe

>>39373707
Well, Depends on what difficultly you're playing on.

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>>39373741
Well meme'd myy friend

>Weekend at Bernies
Pretend being dead and gun down anyone who tries to get your body

>>39371131
>camping grounds
tophaha

>>39370968
okay how do we literally make this into a game? come on /r9k I know us NEETs could do it

>Left 4 Dead
Get HIV/AIDS and kill yourself in the bloodiest way possible, to infect everyone in the room

>A Shitty Demise
Kill 5 Chads while in the restroom.

>The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Team up with the Muslim kid and the strongest Downs syndrome kid.

>Mortem of the Damned
Listen/play a song out loud during your massacre.

>Sperg Republic
Initiate an uprising within the weak minded.

>Canadian Seal Hunter
Jam your gun and use it as a club instead

>Breaking Bad
Kill the chemistry teacher

>raining bullets
leave your bag open and drop all your ammo down the steps
>alone, still
go to school and just shoot youself
>well that was loud
shoot at random things, kill nobody and put the gun down
>global leader
get more then 49 kills
>2 fun
go on a spree with a partner of the opposite gender
>highway to hell
shoot up the schoolbus
>all you
kill only your crush before turning the gun on yourself
>red is the new blue
kill cops
>schools out
shoot it up on the last day
>time for a break
end the shooting when the bell rings
>FUCK!!
fail suicide
>columbine clone
do a school shooting with a semi high kill count but have no motive and fall into obscurity (umpqua)

>Better dead than red
Successfully kill 20 communists

>Novice Klansman
Successfully annihilate 50% of your African pupils.

>The Sovereign Klansman
Successfully annihilate 100% of your African pupils.

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>Global leader
>49 frags
DELETE THIS

>Not one of Many
Successfully evade law enforcement and the event without suicide.

>>39372136
>High Nihongo Pie
The victim was wearing Bapes.

>>39374353
i meant to put "big 3"

>The Poo Exterminator
Kill 15 Indians.

>GAS GAS GAS

Kill at least 5 students in a rwd vehicle

>Cult Following
Have all your tumblr fangirls break you out of prison

>maybe next time
die from the muslim kid's bombing before you have a chance to start the shooting
>let them come
kill a SWAT officer with an explosive trap

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>Call ended
Kill 3 stacys right as they're crying on the phone to their parents and loved ones
>Jammin
Shoot up your school while blasting music of your choice over a portable speaker
>Concert
Somehow hook up your music to the PA system so that plays all over school during your rampage
>bloody hell
Coat yourself in the blood of your fellow classmates until you're completely covered
>Diversity day
Successfully kill a white, asian, black, and latino student
>school's out
Plan to do your shooting on the last day of school
>Complete columbine
Blow your school off the map using dozens of kerosene bombs hidden under the building

>>39370968
>Blinded me with science
Fill a squirt gun with acid from the chemical closet and spray five people
>Half-Life
Use a crowbar
>Livin' Like Larry
Perform at least five stunts

>Assist +50
The police kill someone by accident

>Framed
The police kill someone because they thought they were the suspect

>Go long!
Snipe students fleeing across the football field

>>39370968
Three-peat

Get a triple kill in the gym

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>Natural Born Killer
kill over 13 people
>I Am The Alpha and The Beta
kill 50 chads
>LEEEEROOOOY JEEEENKINS
charge the school and get killed before you can get one kill
>Going Out In Style
show up wearing a full suit and tie
>Toasty Roastie
throw a molotov cocktail at a stacy
>The Blood Of The Lamb
shoot 10 christians
>Halalocaust
shoot 10 muslims
>I'll Shoah You!
shoot 10 Jews
>Book Em', Chief
get arrested in the school library
>Order Up!
kill the lunchlady
>Just What The Doctor Ordered
kill the school nurse
>Above The Law
get into a shootout with the police on the school roof
>Nothing Personal, Kid
sneak up on someone and kill them from behind
>Death And Taxes
shoot up an economics class
>Natural Selection
shoot up a biology class
>Get Psyched!
shoot up a psychology class
>You're History
shoot up a history class
>YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
kill 5 nazis
>Red Menace
kill 5 commies
>Rodger That
pay tribute to Elliot by killing only stacies

>>39374518
>YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
kill 5 nazis

my sides

>>39373707
>Not knowing the pro strats

>>39371613
I've said for a long time if I ever get anywhere respectable in life I'm going to spend a lot of money trying to close my old high school. I would want to be there demolition day.

>Beyond The Grave
Kill someone with the bullet you used on yourself

> Dreamweaver
Spare a kid via chloroform and kill the rest of that class. Wake the kid up.

> Omelette Du Fromahr
Kill the French kid

> Missed me
Use a kid as a human meat shield against the cops

> Let the record show
Kill the transcript staff

> Master of Puppets
Hang some kids from the rafters at the school theatre

> President' s Fitness Test
Force the fat kids to run a mile at gunpoint

> Bat'er up
Use the baseball launcher to launch grenades at students

> The Peasant Is Unpleasant...
Find Chad, Kill Him

>...But The King Don't Care
Fuck Stacy over Chad' s Corpse

>remember no buttholes
kill people because you made a cartoon about a ghost army

>you guys are ok

warn your fellow robots before hand

>>39371638
>A big guy
Weigh at least 250 pounds and have a 10% BMI at the time of the shooting
>You don't get to bring friends (CO-OP)
Have your co-shooter arrested before the shooting
>CRASHING THIS PLANE
Fly a plane into your school
>They expect one of us in the wreckage (CO-OP)
Leave your co-shooter behind in the school and escape

>Out of the Frying Pan...
Clear out the cafeteria

>...into the Fire
Bring it down

>low functioning
fail to unjam your gun

>Unit 777
police kill innocents when attempting to breach the building

>this is my ninja way
Do the naruto run while chasing victims

>Blazed
Kill the drug dealer

>High Times
Kill the drug dealer and use anything you find on him

>wrong number
kill someone with an IED

>window pain
get killed/incapacitated by a police sniper

>the hurt locker
blow up the gymnasium

>Duke Nuke'd Em'
blow up your entire school
>Shoot For The Stars
shoot up the astronomy club
>Just Like The Simulations
escape, go home and play some Doom
>Van Gogh
run a van into the art room
>DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAY!
show up dressed in cosplay
>Dog Days
kill 5 police dogs
>The Fast And The Furious
get into a high speed car chase with the police

>hard mode
start the shooting with only california legal guns
>>39374783
what fucking police bring dogs to a mass shooting?

>>39371577
>Orchestra
>marching band
That's unoriginally very dumb. Could have called it the Funeral March or John Philip Shooter.

>Dirty Bomb
kill someone with a bomb planted in a toilet

>>39374518
>death and taxes
heh

>Captain Ahab
Kill a fat White Stacey with a harpoon gun

>Time Is The Enemy
report your shooting to the police in advance

>Damage Control
score a kill after being wounded

>Peakaboo
score 10 kills without raising an alarm

>Onslaught
score 10 kills with any melee weapon

>Party Breaker
interrupt school event

>Ammo Conversion
score two kills in one shot

>Hat Trick
score three kills in one shot

>Quad Damage
score four kills in one shot

>>39370968
>black genocide
play a burzum song on the intercom while shooting

>The Twinkie Offense
start the massacre by murdering the LGBT Club president

>Scarface
Be on drugs at the time of the shooting

>WOOOOOOOWWW DUDE
die without getting a single kill

>Fattitude
start the shooting with a BMI score of 30+

>Normie Scum
stream the event on facebook live

>dress to kill
wear a fedora to the shooting

Peaceful mode
>Amish

Easy Mode
>Elementary school

Normal mode
>High school

Hard mode
>9mm or .22 only

Expert mode
>Tip off the police beforehand

Nightmare!
This skill level is not even remotely fair.
>Tip off the FBI beforehand

>Black Sabbath
Kill the black christian kid
>Evanescence
Kill the goth girl
>Slipknot
Hang somebody
>System of a down
Clear the special ed room
>Limp Bizkit
Cripple your last victim

>>39373329
Sex Ed Lesson.
That should be the name.

>Sandy Hook
get Obama to cry on national television.

>Cool Clock
start off the shooting by detonating an IED

>Nazis Watch Out
punch a skinhead

>Constitution Crippler
Inspire politicians to finally ban all guns once and for all.

>MLG
score a kill while spinning mid air

>One Last Dance
carry out the shooting at prom
>Rock The Boat
get chased by police while escaping on a jetski
>Sperger King
carry out the shooting with an army of fellow spergs
>RAMpage
shoot up the computer lab
>Headhunter
get a stacy to suck you off at gunpoint

>Urban Warfare
Wear red and only shoot people wearing blue

>Minecraft
kill an autist with a homemade mine

>Summer Came Early
mention 4chan in your manifesto and cause yet another influx of newfags
>Keep em' Guessing
leave no manifesto
>Hit n Run
commence the shooting and leave before the police hit the scene.
>Minority Report
get arrested before you can start the shooting

>Circuit Breaker
Cut off the power to cause mass confusion
>Up In Smoke
Kill yourself by immolation
>I'll Mop The Floor With You
kill the janitor

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>>39373707
He pIays on easy

"Look at me"
>Record the shooting and upload it before dying/arrested.
"The fucking weeb"
>Speak in japanese while you are killing.
"Government is not involved"
>Kill and hide the bodies of at least three anarchists
"Under Pressure"
>Have a panic attack before the shooting and kill yourself
"Don't stop believing"
>Make a christian pray before killing him/her
"Big brother is watching"
>Do a show for a security camera
"Have you heardof isis?"
>Behead someone in front of a camera

>Secret Agent
Make the general populace think it was a false flag attack

>GET A GRIP
be fucked up on lsd, synthetic weed, and acid during the shooting
>b& and v&
eliminate the entire band
>All my Exes
Kill all stacies in a Texan High School
>PRANK'd
rip up a confetti bomb with an actual bomb
>wot maeks me a good demoman?
use only explosives
>never spotted bonus +5
kill at least 5 people without causing mass panic

>La Petite Mort
rape stacy and kill afterwards

>Still Warm
kill stacy and rape afterwards

>No Such Thing as Bad Publicity
Make your favorite band infamous by guilty association

>Suspended License
wreck your car on the way to the school
>Anarchist Cookbook
fail to make functioning explosives
>Camera Shy
don't get caught on tape
>Spastic
commence the shooting on maximum sensitivity

>Sharia Lawl
shoot a muslim who's also shooting up the school

>The Rifleman
Use a lever action rifle.
>Lead Belly
Get shot in the gut and kill at least 5 more.
>Yellow Belly
Give up as soon as the police arrive.
>Family First
Eliminate your family.
>"ACTUALLY, it's bullet RESISTANT"
Wear body armor and have it fail.
>Whip it good
Pistol whip someone into submission.

>>39373501
Sorry, FBI, but my parents are dead.

>You're gonna go far kid
Take a trip around the world first
>One fish Two fish
Use water ballons in the escapabde
>This is a job for aquaman
It's all water guns
>No longer human
Destroy books in alphabetical order according to the english alphabet
>Mirror mirror
Use time travel to stop yourself
>Cat
There is at least one cat in the building
>K9
There is a dog and a banana in the science classroom
>Photon
The event goes on with disco lights flashing

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>Remember the basics of CQC
Kill 10 people and escape without being caught
>This is a sneaking mission
Do not bring any weapons with you, procure whatever you'll be using as a weapon on site.

>Happily Never After
kill your crush

>Revolver Ocelot
start with one bullet, kill at least 5 people, perform gunshot suicide

>Shameful Display
kill at least 5 people with katana, perform harakiri

>doing god's work
cosplay as pope
>the other way
instead of shooting up the whole school, poison everyone through cafeteria
>i'll be back
shoot up same school twice

>>39375627
>Revolver Ocelot
start with one bullet, kill at least 5 people by shooting them, perform gunshot suicide

I know some fucking metagays gonna scam this achievement with melee kills otherwise

>>39375627
>You're pretty good!
Kill someone with a ricocheted shot.
>No tactical advantage whatsoever
Shoot up the school with an engraved gun.0

>Mission Impossible
Kill everyone. Survive 10 minutes of police assault afterwards.

>>39375627
>start with one bullet, kill at least 5 people, perform gunshot suicide
So do you have to kill 5 people with the same bullet and also kill yourself with that bullet? I'm confused.

>Is that a FAMAS?
Use an FAL

>Indiana Jones
Challenge Chad to a fight but shoot him instead.
>CC
Use a pocket gun to kill someone.
>Killdozer
Armor up a bulldozer.
>Copycat
Imitate a famous shooter.
>Pvt. Pyle
Use an M14 to kill an instructor.
>Fool me once...
Chase down a survivor once thought dead.

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>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
Wear a red trenchcoat, dye your hair white, and use dual wielded pistols.

>six million and one
Shoot up the school dressed as Hitler

>On Second Thought...
Wimp out and abandon the shooting.
>Black And Blue
Stomp the shit out of a black cop.
>This Is Getting Old...
Survive for 24 hours.
>Moist Nugget
Use a Mosin-Nagant.
>You Live By The Sword...
Get killed while armed with a sword.
>Axe-ident
Trip down a flight of stairs armed with an axe.
>Euthan-Asia
Kill 10 asians.
>Man of Steel
Survive 10 gunshots.

>>39375799
You can do that and it would be a score, but I don't think there's a gun that can penetrate 6 skulls in a row.
Looting more ammo elsewhere was the idea. No hidden stashes though!

whoever came up with this idea is an actual genius and I can't stress this enough

>>39370968

I hope they don't search my locker
>kill someone while smoking

>>39370968

The enemy of my enemy
>Use the leashed retarded student as an attack dog

>>39370968

Taco Tuesday
>Rape the lunch lady before you kill her

>>39370968

I can't I'm shy
>Kill everyone in the showers

>Fighting Fit
Get swole leading up to the day of the shooting.
>Smoke On The Water
Snipe from a boat.
>Search And Destroy
Use a drone with a bomb strapped to it to kill someone.
>That Backfired...
Catch yourself on fire with your own molotov cocktail.
>Just B Urself :)
Unleash a swarm of bees onto a chad.

>>39370968

Roasties
>Set Stacy on fire

>>39370968

Faggot
>Burn the principal at the stake

>You lardass...
Wait until after lunch to start
>Wherever you go, there you are
Jam gun before firing a shot
>Mandatory Assembly
Take a student hostage in the auditorium
>Glass Ceiling
Only kill female teachers
>Good Will Hunting Grounds
Complete the unfinished calculus problem on the chalkboard while shooting up the advanced math class

>Religion of Peace
Be a Muslim and kill no one
>In-School Suspension
Hang someone from the lights
>Liberal tolerance
Kill only conservatives
>Stairway to Heaven
Kill someone on the stairs
>Other bands play, Manowar kill
Wear a Manowar shirt
>May the Force be with you
Wear Jedi robes
>Break it up, you two!
Kill two people having a fight
>Rest in Peace
Kill a kid napping in class

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Boogie Wonderland
>Play disco on intercom while dancing and get at least 25 kills while wearing costume
>pic related

>Attention Whore
Contact a news agency during the shooting.
>Robotics Club
Use a robot to kill 5 people.
>Traps aren't gay
Set up traps around the school.
>Painkiller
Put someone out of their misery.
>Edgy
Commit 5 obscene acts.
>Tacticool
Use a heavily modified AR and wear tactical clothing.
>Fudd
Use a hunting rifle.
>Gun Control Argument
Use a homemade gun.
>Pay to Win
Spend all of your money.
>Git Gud
Ask for advice on the internet.

>Bathroom Break
Kill a student hiding in a toilet stall

>>39370968
>Ow, the Edge!
Quote famous serial killers during your rampage
>tl;dr
Write a thesis-length manifesto
>Supreme Gentleman
Maintain a 2:1 boy/girl death ratio
>WAKE ME UP!
WAKE ME UP INSIDE! (I CAN'T WAKE UP)

>Frag Out!
Throw a Glock at someone.
>Civil War
Get 5 people to help you.
>Fumble
Kill the football team.
>Mystery
Complete the shooting and flee without revealing your identity.
>Return of the Mystery
Transfer to a new school and do it all again.
>Tacticool
Kill 3 people while slicing the pie around a corner.
>Mein Kampf
Blame the Jews in your manifesto.
>Ear Rape
Force people to listen to awful music at gunpoint.
>Far Out
Make 5 kills from 1000m or more and then leave.
>Surprise!
Go to class as normal and shoot yourself in the middle of a test.
>Responsible Citizen
Carry a concealed handgun and use it to stop another's school shooting.
>Walking billboard
Spend the whole shooting quoting random ads and recommending products to your victims.
>Cowboy
Beat a cop to the draw in a hallway.
>Arizona Ranger
Beat a cop to the draw with a big-bore revolver.
>Ear Rape II
Play Merzbow over the intercom.

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>>39377010
>>Frag Out!
>Throw a Glock at someone.

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(You)
>Complete the tutorial

>Held Back
Go to a middle school instead
>Winged Autists
Ride on horseback and use a lance
>Real Human Bean
Use a car to your advantage
>Who Let The Dogs Out?
Let the tards run free
>Walter White
Learn bomb-making from the chem teacher

>>39374627
>The masked man
Wear a mask throughout the shooting
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
no students or staff left alive
>do you feel in charge?
Kill the headmaster first
>for you
Make it out (and make out) with you and your onetis alive
>why would a man?
Shoot someone and then throw them out of a window
>they expect one of us in the wreckage (solo)
avoid being caught by acting dead

>>39377288
>avoid being caught by acting dead

>wear mask and jumpsuit
>start kiling everyone
>tie one person up
>when it's just you and him put the mask and jumpsuit on him
>make him shoot himself in the head with gun
>hide, maybe shoot yourself in non-vital area

>>39377410
>make him shoot himself in the head with gun
"hey can you shoot yourself please? here's the gun"

Revenge of the resurgence of resurrecting reckoning
>preform a school shooting at a memorial of a seperate school shooting

>Checkmate
Kill the entire chess team
>Master Debater
Kill the entire debate team
>King Me
Kill the prom king
>Queen Me
Kill the prom queen
>The Sculptor
Put one of your victims in an artistic pose
>A Taste For Death
Eat part of one of your victims
>Lifeline
Phone a friend for help
>Buffalo Bill
Wear one of your victim's skin
>The Joker
Cut a big smile on the class clown

>Roller Girl
Complete your spree wearing only rollerskates

>Rifleman's Creed
Use only one gun for the duration of your school shooting

>>39375368
LSD is acid...
Why is this such a common mistake?

>Blast from the past
Have one of your bombs go off after the shooting

>>39371323
you're welcome, anon. sometimes, the most you can do when the world burns is enjoy the show.

>Alcoholic (Anon)ymous
Do the entire shooting while blackout drunk
>The Director
Make a short film using your victims as actors
>Hot potato!
Throw a live grenade into a classroom full of people and yell hot potato
>The Pyro
Take LSD and use a flamethrower
>The Harold Shipman
Offer to help someone who's injured and give them a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>39370968
>Pumped Up Kicks
Steal someone's shoes and do the shooting in them.
>Shameful Display
Be the only fatality.
>AGDQ
Start your shooting off by yelling "Greetings from Germany!"
>Kylo Ren
Pick up the school shooter's gun once he dies and finish what he started.
>Firaga
Do your shooting with a flamethrower.
>Muslim Convert
Kill students with a truck, a knife, a machete, and finally a suicide vest.
>April Fools
Shoot people with a pistol, a water pistol.
>Trayvon's American Nightmare
Kill a black kid by beating him to death with a watermelon.
>Dumbass
Do your school shooting with a totally harmless camera.
>The Pain
Just throw a bunch of beehives into the school
>Fooled You!
Drop an anonymous tip to a different school


>>39371323
I was in one before, they're still funny.

>/pol/
Kill all non-white students and do not harm any white students.

>>39370968
World Record
>kill more than 33 people
European
>orchestrate the massacre using no firearms
Raising the Roof
>kill a black student
He Actually Did it
>tell people you're going to do it a week or more in advance
Survival of the Fittest
>fail to kill anyone on the sports team
Natural Selection
>kill a disabled student (physically or mentally)
Young Love
>spare your oneitis
If I Can't Have Her
>kill your oneitis
Supreme Gentleman
>kill more males than females
The King is Dead
>take out the headmaster
Revolution
>kill more staff than students

>I'm on top of the world!
Beat Cho's high score in one run under 30 minutes with police on scene on Dante Must Die mode.

>LYNCHED
Wake up and realise the entire shooting was a dream

>My name is "Important"
Name your character Not-Important in the school shooter creation menu.

>Milli Vanilli
Take credit for another shooter's spree

>Bros before dead Hoes
Story related. Kill your friend's girlfriend after showing your friend proof of her infidelity.

>I'll see you soon, Dylan and Eric.
Story related, cannot be missed. End your struggle against the world the way Dylan and Eric did.

>I am a merciful god
Spare the one kid who was nice to you while looking him directly in the eyes.

>Now the flowers will grow
Piss on somebody

>Running with scissors
Self explanatory

Can we post objectives?

>Final objective: Survive.

>>39379222
Press 'F' to question belief in God

>misdirection
Successfully pin the shooting on someone else
>Beast Hunter
Take down at least 3 tards with melee weapons
>Who's the bitch now?!
Fuck a chad at gunpoint
>Ticking tard bomb
Give a tard a grenade and pull the pin

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>>39378806
That's too good man

>Special Forces

Shoot up the school with the kids from the Special Ed class.

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>>39371312
>Start a shooting at the wrong school
fucking hell my sides.

>fish in a barrel
Start the shooting during class time, kill all the students but the ones not in any classroom get to live.

>>39371323
haha nice too see another fellow redditor from r/4chan XD!

>One a beta always a beta
Fall over on of the bodies and cry about the pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7wmfzdYvgQ

>MacGyver
Kill students only using materials found in the school.

So many of these are gold, great thread.

>Le Reddit army
Kill all the students using the computer room at lunchtime.

>>39373192
Really loving the tf2 references man. The most tempted ive been in my life to do a shooting. Ha, jk Mr FBI man! The threat of the abyss is too great, and human life is sacred!

Besides, the only person I would kill is daddy

> Klassic Kaiser Kill
Take a jar of mustard gas and throw it into a classroom full of niggers

>Has yuo never squad comrade?
After the shooting squad down in the corner, sip vodka and smoke a cigeratte.

>Narutard.
Do the ninja gang hand sign thing before you detonate a pipe bomb in the cafeteria.

>For shits and giggles.
Take the autistic or mentally handicapped kid to the girls room and shoot him in the gut giggling like a school girl while he bleeds to death.

>>39375198
Top fucking kek this one

>Things were better back then...
Kill all childhood friends

>Afterlife of the party
Get a kill after dying

>>39380009
>Things were better back then...
If I had too chose what achievment I would get it would be this one desu

>Revenge of the nerds
Kill only jocks

>Jacket Potato
Use fire to kill a fat special ed student

>I AM THE SENATE
kill the entire student council

>Blaze of glory
kill 5 students while on fire

>Kindred spirits
convince a member of the school faculty to join your quest

>So i'm the bad guy?
make a speech at any point where at least 10 people are listening

>Encore!
Escape the shooting and perform another 1 day later

>Push it to the limit
perform the shooting after taking cocaine, continue to use more at regular intervals

>Deja vu
enter a room which you already killed someone in, and kill someone else who wasn't there before

>You give love a bad name
shoot your oneitis in the heart

>Covert operation
have the police fail to identify you as the shooter

>Just as planned
evacuate the school, and kill over 25 with pre set traps

>Stormtrooper
Miss 10 shots in a row

>Doktor! Turn off my pain inhibitors!
Have painkillers wear off during the shooting

>Substitute Teacher
Enter a classroom, kill the teacher and then the students in alphabetical order

>>39378978
>The Pyro

what could go wrong?

Bash the Fash
>Cover your face with a black bandana and sunglasses and wear an antifa armband

Reb & VoDkA
>Set propane bombs and clear a stage without detonating them

>Blade Runner
Complete the school rampage in under ten minutes only using the kitchen knife

Paranoid
>Destroy all cameras in the school

>>39371951
>Radical Dude!
Start the school shooting by ordering pizza, killing the pizza guy, setting up each pizza with an explosive and planting them around the school just before recess.

>>39375133
>>39373329
Sex Ed Lesson
>Strip a teacher at gunpoint, and kidnap her.
There's got to be a porn of a school shooting somewhere now. Or literotica. Anyone know?

>Swim Team
Make your crush put on the school swimsuit for you and model for you, ruining her modesty

>Negromancy
Shoot a black student and play around with their corpse

>Suicide Games
For each kid that jumps from the third floor, let 2 kids go

Corvo
>Sneak in, kill only the people who bullied you, without being seen, detected or having alarms/police set off.

Daud
>Sneak in, kill everyone, without being seen, detected or having alarms/police set off.

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
>Do a jump kick to knock over an unsuspected escapee.

OH GOD WHYYY?
>Cripple your bully, and shit in his mouth while he still lives.

What's going on here?
>Before the event, start a fire in the school and call the emergency services and tell them there is a fire. Call again, using a new phone and say a weird powder is around, people feel sick and you need Hazflam. One more, call for the police and tell them there is a shooting that's going to happen. Show up to the confusion wearing a bomb squad outfit while everyone is still trying to figure out what is actually going on.

War machine
>Use drones. Bring mass shootings into the 21st century.

Skirmish machine;
>Use sticks and stones, as well as traps. Bring mass shootings to the 1st century.

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>>39371638
>ho ho hoes

>Melonhead
Get mistaken for a school shooter by an Australian news network

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>Dodge Ball
In gym class throw wrench's at people

>Hell's Janitor
Kill somebody with a broom

>Here's Johnny!
Kill somebody who's taking a shit

>Spin2Win
hit somebody with a discus

>Viking Funeral
confront police and yell "Valhalla" before being shot to death

>>39374869
> fat Stacy
Do they even exist?

>French revolution
Only kill the rich kids and give the poor kids guns to kill them
>The liberator
Only kill whites
>Choker
Choke any Stacy wearing a choker

>Going commando
Shoot up the school while naked
>High noon
Empty a revolver and kill a different person with each bullet in less than 30 seconds

>Deja Vu
Commit a shooting on the first day everyone is back in school from the last one

>In a good Mahmoud
Team up with the radical muslim kid

>Final Curtain
Shoot up the drama class mid-performance

>Salt the wound
Spare a Chad or a Stacy from the shooting, and write a suicide note that blames them for making you snap

>What inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask
Jury-rig a flamethrower

>JARATE
Bring the poop jug to the fight

>Pumped up kicks
Make a public playlist of the songs you listened to during the shooting

>Unsafe Space
Booby-trap the safe space

>You can't run
Shoot out the tires on a disabled kid's wheelchair

>I grow stronger
Wrap yourself in the bullet-proof anti-shooter mats

>Chemical Weapons
Use acid from the chemistry lab to disfigure someone

>Damned by the bell
Start shooting as people fill the halls right aftet the last lesson ends

>>39371043
>trying to 100% a 10 year old game
>the servers are shut down
REEEEE

>Alpha male
Kill the other school shooter
>X-Ray vision
Shoot someone through the wall
>Sniper
Kill 3 people with a single bullet

>JUST A PRANK BRO!!
Kill the class clown

>Peer overpressure
Kill someone by shooting a gun point blank against them.

>Learn the ropes
Start the shooting after any class

Misantrophy
>Kill every single person in the school (including yourself)
Minute Man
>Get arrested/killed less than 60 seconds into the shooting
Draft Dodgeball
>Kill the jocks in the locker
Faggy Storm Trooper
>Fail to hit anyone
Ray Bradbury's Offspring
>Burn down the library

>The great escapist
Shoot the same school up twice.

>The tendies were too much
Take a shit during the event

>The unlucky kid
Get an innocent child killed by the cops.

>The negotiator
Get out alive in a hostage situation.

>White privilege
Succesfully get away by blaming white privilege

>The Dahmer
Kill then rape the gay kid

>The Bundy
Escape prison and shoot up another school

>>39383467
>Omae wa mou shindeiru
Force someone to drink bleach at gunpoint

>Black Lives Don't Matter
Kill only black students

>Spray liberally
Unload an automatic weapon into a gender studies class

>Two wasn't enough
Throw an explosive into the anime club room

>Light up a fag (Alternatively, LGBTBBQ)
Set fire to a gay student

>Potato Cannon
Shoot a retarded kid with a projectile launched from a pressurised air cannon

>Anne Frank
Hide in the school building once everyone has evacuated and wait out the manhunt

>Just like that one movie
Make people play games for their survival

>Alexandria 2
Set fire to the library

>Nothin Personell
Sneak up behind someone and shoot them

>Genji pls switch
Bring a sword instead of a gun and get 0 kills

>Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Kill with a blunt-force melee weapon

>Butcher Pete
Rape Stacy at knife-point

>Final Gambit
Allahu Akbar yourself as the police take you away

>Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight
Quote a villain's monologue during the shooting

>Delusions of grandeur
Quote a hero's speech during the shooting

>Casey Knifestat
Live-stream your spree

>>39383614
cont.

Slow-Roasted Beef Curtains
>Kill the school's biggest slut
Friends with Benefits
>Initiate a school shooting in co-op mode
Dylan And Eric's Juke Box
>Shoot people while blasting the Doom soundtrack on the speakers
de_nuked
>Demolish the school with C4
One Pump Chump
>Kill at least 3 people with a single Shotgun blast
Cotton Chain Reaction
>Hit 2 black students with a chain whip

>just getting started
Learn how to fire a gun during your attack
>one in the stink
Kill only girls and gays

> Yaranaika?
Rape a Chad at gunpoint.

> Rule 63
Brainwash a female autist into shooting up her school on the same day.

> I just wanted to play video games
Kill every member of the feminist club.

> Eternal Anglo
Only kill students with German roots, while riding piggyback on a non-white one.

Hail to the king
>get a kill with a chainsaw
Deus Vult
>only kill muslim students
Look mom
>kill a student without using your arms
Together forever
>force oneitis to commit suicide with you
Abusing authority
>kill at least one cop

>>39371533
ded lmao

>>39370968
> Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
kill only your former bullies
> The Supreme Gentleman
knock on the door of the sorority house
> The Day of Retribution
successfully eliminated all of the school's Stacies
> At The Top of The Food Chain
successfully eliminated all of the school's Chads

>>39384251
> Eternal Anglo

Bomber Harris would be proud

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>>39375019
It is to my understanding that this post has provided me with a dose of original keks

>A Well Disciplined VC
Mow down a student frozen in fear

> He Died for Your Sins
Kill five christian students, crucify the fifth one.
> Haram
Kill five muslim students, feed the fifth one pork before killing him.
> No More Shekels for You, Kikestein
Kill five jewish students, kill the fifth one by force-feeding coins.
>Play for Your Life
Make a student play Minesweeper, if he loses, kill him.
>God has giveth...
Give an unloaded gun to a Chad,
>...God has taketh
Kill him afterwards.
>Scarface
Make your last stand on the roof, kill at least three cops.
> Panem et Circenses
Make two tards fight each other to the death, kill the survivor.

>joint pain

Smoke a joint while shooting people in the kneecaps

>Kenneth Baker
Torture, break the arm of one Chad and and tie with wire traped with C4.

>European Extreme
Remain undetected during the shooting
>Foxhound
Achieve European Extreme equiped with only a knife
>Look out, JC
Kill a student with a bomb
>Der Ubermensch
Survive the shooting in Solo mode

>>39379484
The TF2 references are why I even bothered to stick around, they're all pretty good.

>Incubus
Have sex with a girl before shooting her.

>Martyrdom
Kill only people that don't believe in your god.

>Nobody Suspects It
Kill all the non-Christians.

>Beastmastery
Have your pet dog assist you.

>Survival Expert
Get only Melee or Trap kills.

>Expert Marksman
Kill at least 10 people with 100% accuracy.

>Ho-Ho Ha-Ha
Kill at least 5 people with shrapnel.

>There Are Many Like It
Confuse the police by leaving a decoy weapon at the school before escaping.

>Set To Stun
Kill a person with a lethal taser.

>Cryogenic Stasis
Lock a kid in the cafeteria freezer.

>Knife To A Gun Fight
Kill an armed police officer with a knife.

>The Internet's Busiest School Shooter
Frame Anthony Fantano for the massacre... again.

>Coup D'etat
Kill the prom king

>Jonestown
Poison the school water supply

>And Nothing of Value Was Lost
Kill all of the school administrators

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>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Get the shooting blamed on Sam Hyde.

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>Revenge of the kekistani
Shout REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as you run through the school

>New World Order
Hold the rich kids as hostages and demand all their parents money and a free getaway. Succeed and become powerful

>Captain Morgan
Beat a kid to death with a rum bottle

>Trickshooter
Kill all your victims with a sniper rifle

>The Revenge of the Robots
Let /r9k/ plan your shooting for you

>Rick & Morty
Drink bleach and ammonia and burp

>Thot Slayer Dio
Kill every female in the school

>Blame Shifter
Cause a Chad who survives to kill himself by guilt tripping him

>Equal Opportunities
Work together with a muslim kid to unleash chaos on the school

>Charlottesville
Drive a car into a crowd of black people at the school

>>It ain't me starts playing
Light an Asian kid on fire.

>You're Already Dead
Slip explosives into a Chad's food, detonate once he's finished

>Columbine V2
Get at least 10 kills in the school library

>Preggers
Get one of the school sluts pregnant in some way during the shooting

>Chameleon
Shoot up the school, run out in a panic with everyone else and get away

>Cyanide and Happiness
Draw comics of you shooting up the school, send to cops

>Revenge of Reddit
Obtain a Reddit user's IP address and frame him for the shooting

>>39371542
legitimately laughed out loud
10/10

also
>bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here
spare the cafeteria ladies while replenishing on food

>>39386109
>you're already dead
!
NANI?

>Doing things the hard way
>Kill all of your siblings and nobody else

>>39371862
>It was him!
good one m8

>>39370968
>wheels on the bus
be the first to get on the bus, kill the driver and run over all the students waiting for the bus on your route

>i thought this was a drill
Pull the fire alarm and mow down the crowds as they assemble in the meeting area

>caught will they're pants down
Hit up the locker room

>Decoy
Where a mask so the cops identify it as you then proceed to threaten others into putting it on and keep peeking out the window

Kek this is one fucked up thread, dark humors on point.

Also plz dont actually do this shit if your one of "those" types of people

REEEEEE!!!
>Letting out a real reeeeeee during the shooting

>Acid rain
Successfully sabotage the sprinkler system to deliver a deadly chemical.

>>39388245
Thanks for the decoy idea, nigger killer.

>>39388245
Shut the fuck up underage normie

>Peacemaker
Kill 6 bullies with a single action revovler
>Remove Kebab
Impale 5 students of middle eastern origin within 1 minute with the bayonet of any slavic weapon.

So when is this game gonna come out?
Is anyone working on it?

>your brain on drugs
get a headshot on the school stoner

>>39371561
should be renamed to
>redpill

>Tutorial Level

Make your school a Doom map and play it before the real thing

>>39390583
I'm working on a natural language parser to ontological model/3D environment converter. I'll let you know when it's done.

>I don't want no teenage queen
Equip the M14 rifle.
>>39390868
You know, you'd think the game would be finished before we start making achievements for it.

>>39390957
It's more important to script out what you want to do. By starting with the achievements, you lock yourself into certain logical requirements for the game itself, such as supporting certain weapons/ammo, having classes of characters, and the abstract requirements of the map, such as needing a cafeteria, bathrooms, or lockers.

>>39370968
>young buck
commit the shooting before you turn 10
(this one has been achieved before)

>you have been naughty
shoot up the school on Christmas break

>failing in style
fail a test, return to school with gun to shoot the teacher

>im free
shoot up any location,go to jail, get released from jail

>First Responder
Keep a wounded hostage alive until paramedics arrive on scene, after which you may do as you please.
>Dead Doggos
Violate the NFA.
>Plinker
Use only .22lr weapons.
>Someone's in my FRUIT CELLAR!
Attack someone in your basement.
>>39391043
Ah, I see, that makes a lot of sense.
I was thinking that this should be kinda open world.

>Fuck This Gay Earth
Incite WW3 by claiming to work for the North Koreans

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>With my friends

Stream the shooting with a go pro or something similar and only give it to people on r9k.

>>39371323
this entire post holy shit end your life

>>39371026
Well done my friendo. Well done.

>>39391043
>By starting with the achievements, you lock yourself into certain logical requirements for the game itself, such as supporting certain weapons/ammo, having classes of characters, and the abstract requirements of the map, such as needing a cafeteria, bathrooms, or lockers.
Or simply adding lawnmowers to the cake.

>HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US !!
Successfully saw a sjw in two equal parts

>Boiled Vegetables
Burn the special needs classroom with the students inside
>Nothing Personal, Kid
Slice 10 people in half
>The Madman from Manchester
Finish the rampage using only explosives
>Bow Down
Kill 10 cops

>>39370968
>When will they learn?
Only shoot those under 6'

>>39390583
It'll probably keep normalfags away just by it's subject matter
Then again yandere simulator is based on the same principle, but gets a pass for being unrealistic

In Loving Memory
>leave a note behind saying Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris were your inspiration

>Fly me to the moon
Reach 400% on armor

>Firearms Enthusiast
Amass an arsenal of weapons.
>Human Anatomy
Dissect a human.
>Escape Autist
Have at least 7 escape plans.
>Book Worm
Survive a police assault in a library.
>Stolen Valor
Put on milsurp clothing.
>Y-you too
Kill someone who complimented you.

>Political Assassination
Kill all members of the student council
>Thin Red Line
Kill the school cop first
>Make America Great Again
spare all white kids
>Robo-cop
kill all chads who have harmed you
>No Russian
Pull the fire alarm and as the halls are filled, light em up
>The Virgin Shooter
surrender as soon as the cops arrive

>>39371211
lost it at friendly fire

>tfw current gaming industry is too cucked to produce a game centered around being a school shooter

Closest thing we could get is a possible gta 5 mod, these would be golden in a game.

>>39392705
>escape autist
hahahhahah

Can someone get to making images for these?

>>39394808
Why
If anything we need a cheap unity game
We need an Anon, maybe looks like the Virgin
A Chad model
A Stacy model
A Tyrone model
A teacher and police
Give Anon some guns and we have a game

>Let freedom ring
Cause a 3-way shootout between you, the cops, and armed survivors
>Ring-a-ding! ding!
Kill a cop who shot you
>Way back home
Fight your way back home
>Beta uprising
Convince 3 autists to join you
>Some of you guys are alright
Warn your friends ton not go to school
>Six gorrilion
Kill all the jewish kids with flame based weapons

>>39394871
I don't know maybe because achivment images are possible to make, because most people here cant make fucking games

>>39394912
Continued
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
get 5 kills by spinning and duel wielding shotguns and screaming "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
>Our stars align
your shootout partner has a compatible zodiac sign
>Djibouti Shooty
shoot up a school while wearing riot armour

>>39370968

>Tfw this thread reminds me of the golden age of xbox live 2007-2011
>only care in the world was getting more gamerscore than my buddies

Suprisingly comfy thread

>>39392705
>Escape autist
>Book Worm
>Y-you too
>>39392760
>The Virgin Shooter
>>39395148
>Our stars align

These are pure gold.