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>>39370560
First for Ebin should fuck off and die.

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Enter the labour market

>>39370560
2nd for
>tfw no 'ard as fuck gf who can summon Satan to attack people who annoy you on the train

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>black desert online has been downloading all day
>know I'm just going to spend an hour in the character creator and then never play again

Should I go to sIeep yet?

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Evening lads.
Watching Magi again, almost finished it. Quite enjoying it tbqh would recommend.
Post waifus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tobuPyoERdc

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>>39370639
Wanna play some nostalgia shit?
MMOs these days are garbage desupai.

listening to Latte to feel funny and sleepy before bed

I am going to lose my virginity before the end of the year

If you had to be up at 6.30, when would you go to sleep?

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Mighty night bennis!

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Started my first day at work lads, looks like suicide September is off the calendar for this year.

>>39370683
10 because I sleep like a pig.

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>>39370663
I know MMOs are trash but I'd rather have mindless fun than have """fun""" playing dota.
what games are you playing lad

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>>39370720
At the moment, nothing.
Would be nice to get some britanons to play some comfy games together.

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How do I access ThePirateBay

Every single site, and even the sites listing proxies are down

>>39370720
Been playing a lot of spoopy "ur all alone games" like darkwood and the long dark, been thinking of also playing lone survivor and sunless sea if anyone knows if those are worth?

And then my shameless shilling for my favorite games: titanfall 2, Rainbow 6 siege, guild wars 2 (I know it sucks), subnatica and every game in the anno series

>>39370689
Good stuff lad, what's the job?

>>39370747
just use rutracker lad

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>>39370631
Xi you faglord, tell Kim to fuck off.

>>39370753
>My favourite games
>I know it sucks

You white boys are so funny.

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I have just eaten an apple and a pear lads. Thinking about having an ice lolly before bed as well

>>39370683
I always go to bed eight hours before I need to be up

>>39370689
Well done lad! I take it your first day went well?

>>39370753
Is darkwood worth buying? i love killing a few hours on the long dark

>>39370806
It caters perfectly to the furfag.

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>>39370790

Kim has gone too far today. He will be sanctioned in the morning, but we have a thread to keep a watch over tonight, Abe.

>>39370818
What type of ice lolly Tilde?

Insh'allah you will enjoy it greatly!

>>39370746
you can get minecraft realms (multiplayer server with 10 max players) free trial for 30 days. Someone could activate that. GTAV online would be maximum comfy too

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lets get comfy lads!

>>39370870
That would be nice if someone could set it up.
I'm too lazy for this shit.

I will probably never eat curry again, I've had 2 large ones in the past 3 days, and my stomach has truly been quite agonising

>>39370823
Its interesting, the basic gameplay loop is you spend the day time going out to find supplies, and then you spend the night time hiding inside a shack you fortify from spoopy things that happen outside, the lighting and sounds are really great, the spooks get stale pretty fast but there are some fun ones, the games also randomly generates a map so if you really like it you can play it over and over, overall the atmosphere is great but not so much scary as just unsettling, there is a free copy the dev put out, but its like 11 bongs which isn't bad, if you missed the long dark was set in a post apocalyptic spooky Russia forest then give it a go

Fucking gippos. I hate them and their dogs and their little shit children and their ranks of caravans that appear in a field and are gone in a week leaving litter and horses and human shit. Fuck gypsies

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>>39370823
Why not just pirate it, senpai?

>>39370925
What type of curry lad?

>>39370860
I will be having a rocket lolly. Only fourty calories and very nice I think

>>39370940

Chicken Tikka Masala's from Morrisons, 2 curry+rice for 6 bong

>>39370947
>Chicken Tikka Masala
Ew.

>>39370926
Thanks for the review, ill probably give it a go
>>39370938
Everytime i go on a torrent site i get all kinds of shitty pop ups that look like theyre giving me a virus, sometimes they wont even let me close chrome so i have to kill it in task manager

Aiming to be skelly mode by december lads, so sick of being skinnyfat but I keep feeling like I'm going to pass out when I'm running.

Waitrose >>>> Sainsburys > Co-op > Morissons > Tesco > Aldi >>>> Lidl

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>>39371008
>skelly mode
no

>>39370990
Get some free antivirus.
Go to skidrow for games, they're the most reliable one.

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>>39371008
>skinnyfat
What did he mean by this?

>>39370764
Thanks chum.
A full time job a Vans, it's not much but it means I can move out of parent after New Years

>>39370818
It went great! Really nice people, easy job and its close to my friends place, so we hung out and had a couple cups of tea and a smoke. Really nice day actually.

Thanks for the support lad

>>39370599
Seconded in a completely original way

>>39371031
its a retarded way of saying 'no muscle mass'

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mightiest bennis!

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>>39371031
Low muscle mass and also slightly high body fat percentage. Pic isn't me but is quite close desu

>>39371031
what is the point of a bent baguette and why is 5 baguette points more expensive?

Ate my ice lolly too fast and now my teeth hurt and I have brain freeze

>>39371014
Morrison's>Lidl=Aldi>Asda>Sainsburys>Waitrose>Every other shop>power gap>Tesco

>>39371039
I'm happy to hear it went well for you. Most people you work with are lovely. Work hard anon! Let us know how you're getting on too

Who else in the, feel tired all day, but can't sleep club?

Can't get invested in anything except binge watching TV shows. I try playing vidya and get bored so quick, tried old favorites and some new stuff, can't get into it. Went outside quite a few times fpr shops and felt good yesterday when I was with mates for the afternoon but the second I got home I was just back to normal. And work tomorrow, what a way to spend a bank holiday weekend.

>one of them weeks

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>>39371084
It's more convenient to carry without looking like a dragon dildo?

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>>39370990
Just because I like talking about the game I'll give you an example of something that happened to me 3 or 4 nights into the game

>Be me
>Hiding it wooden shack
>Managed to find enough fuel to power the generator for the night
>Drag the lap from one room to the room I hide in
>Two doors in to the room
>Got a trap on the other side of one door
>Watch the other door
>Only got a wooden plank with nails to defend myself with
>Big opening into the house in the room next to the door I watch
>Blocked the hole with a wardrobe
>Night comes
>Sit in the corner of the room
>2 minutes pass by
>Hear a few noises but its fine
>Suddenly a flair is lit outside the house
>Can see the red light though cracks in the barricaded window
>Peak out the window
>Can make out a large shape for a second before it runs away from the house
>Nothing happens for another minute
>Hear the sounds of the wardrobe being pushed
>Hear wooden floor boards creak
>Sound is getting closer
>30 seconds pass and nothing happens
>Door to my room swings open
>Sun comes up

>>39371092
Do you smoke by any chance? packing in smoking stopped me feeling tired and shitty all day, all of a sudden i had alot more energy and especially found it alot easier to get out of bed in the morning(afternoon)

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My parents are visiting in one week and I think my bed still reeks of sweat and cum.

>>39370936
I wish the EU hadn't intervened and had let Romania send email back in peace.

>>39371169
I'd say the best thing to do is shit on it as well

>>39371140
Getting up is fine, it's afree like 2-4 hours I crash and the get more tired throughout the day.

And no on the smoking, used to but quit almost a year ago. Occasionally have a cheeky one if I'm with other smokers, and sometimes on a long day at work I'll have one on break, but clean other than that

How many meals do you NEETs have a day?
I usually sleep through the morning and have only lunch and dinner but always gets hungry af around now. Too paranoid of getting fat to have midnight snack.

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lads would you say this is a gypo camp or just somewhere that sells caravans?

>>39371256
i usually only have dinner but will sometimes have a sandwich/toast/cereal around about now so i guess that counts as lunch

>>39371267

probably a gypo camp, although they are usually better organised

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I want to buy 1 qt gf please, I want to meet her in uni
GIVE ME A GF NOW

>>39371267
>gippos
Should be exterminated, I fucking hate pikeys.

>>39371256
Today I had curry without rice for dinner and grapes for lunch.

>>39371314
To me you're both the same, both at the bottom of society.

>>39371300
How many good boy points do you have?
qt gf don't come cheap.

>>39371267
i would say thats a guy that collects them for some reason

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>>39371300
C-can I have one too pls mr God man

>>39371316
Are you starving right now?

>>39371300
lad i've checked your good boy point balance and you can only afford a tilde

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>>39370560
surprise surprise 164

Sixth form tips for my friend about to go into it after doing well in his GCSEs?

>>39371365

Can't wait for surprise surprise september

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hello lads, can we seriously discuss the fact that we are on the cusp of witnessing a new global conflict?

North Korea firing a ballistic missile over Japanese airspace, enough to set off their early warning system for the first time is a pretty ominous sign.

We are yet to see any official reaction from Japan, China and the US. The worlds media waits with tenter hooks for any word of retaliation.

I think this is it lads. Not the end of the world, but a major military conflict with the risk of nuclear fallout. I just hope to God the US and China can remain civil during the mess that is about to unfurl.

>>39371368
yeah, tell your "friend" stop posting in britfeel

>>39371368
He should come back to britfeel when he's old enough, or crumpet and ebin might give him a special hug.

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>>39371341
No only me!

>>39371321
>>39371347
But mummy said If I keep the house nice and clean while shes on holiday she'll get me a nice present so Im going to ask for a gf. Even a tilde gf will do as long as I get hugs and can listen to music with her.

>>39371344
Nah senpai, regular cutting back means you end up with less appetite over all, humans can survive on way less food than the modern norm.

>>39371368
you should go /brit/ in int, they are more your type

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>>39371256

I live on a diet of jam, fruit and banana bread.

I find consuming regular meals to be challenging as a result of my unconventional sleeping pattern.

>>39371403
aww thats actually sweet
youre a nice guy anon

>>39371380
>another missiles from NK
It's gotten stale after the hundred times of absolutely fucking nothing happen. Wake me up when someone actually gets nuked.

>>39371421
how old is your waifu lad? she looks a bit young

>>39371430
They don't even know how to put nukes onto missiles. They're effectively worthless

year seven tips for my younger brother (8 years younger than I) that just did his SATS and is going to secondary school?

>>39371430
They've not fired a missile at japan before. It's an interesting development imo.

>>39371421
>jam
The first periods of vulnerable young women
>banana breed
This is disgusting crumpet
>fruit
An ugly way to talk about confued young men. YOU ARE A MONSTER

>>39371457
>"Don't fuck up, you little shit"

>>39371457
ask your parents to help get /fit/

year 4 tips for my cousin that just picked his noses and ate it?

>>39371430
uhh they've never actually launched a live ICBM over Japanese airspace.

Certainly not to the point that the Japanese government didn't fucking know whether it was going to hit them or not. Japan could have very easily launched a nuclear retaliation in response to that launch.

>>39371448
Incorrect. They now have long-rage nuclear capability. Even more worrying is that they have submarines, meaning they have even further launch capabilities.

>>39371457
Go up to the biggest kid in year 7 and punch him in the face. Only way to establish yourself as an alpha in that environment.

>>39371457
here is a tip. tell him not to post on britfeel because ebin or crumpet will do inappropriate things to him

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60 days sober

>>39371459
They didn't fire it at Japan. It was aimed at the sea as always.

I do think this is a car crash waiting to happen though. But I doubt there will be war this year.

>>39371482
Dont do that, too much sodium

26 years old boyfriend that just had a planned tantrum and hosed his computer, any tips please?

I found out that if I want to visit a friend I'll be on the train for two hours and twenty minutes each way, or just two hours if I get the express. Do you have any advice to kill the time?
I thought about watching a movie, reading a mango since I have lots, or drawing, but I feel like I'll get judged horribly for doing any of those.

>>39371459
I hope I wake up to see a fucking crater somewhere on the globe.

>>39371457
dont lock yourself in the car on your first day like someone at my school did

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>>39371500
Your going to make it, well done

>>39371500
Good stuff, anon. Sober from what?

>>39371512
He'll just withdraw some of his four grand wasted tax money and buy a new one. He smashes shit quite often. It was his monitor last month.

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>>39371503
The fired it OVER Japan. That would be cause for war. Could you imagine if Russia fired a missile that shot over America?

>>39371513
Is visiting your friend worth the traveling time wasted?
>watching a movie
Nothing wrong with that, nobody would care unless you're watching porn.

>>39371512
Abortion

>>39371513
>Read a mango
Howling

>>39371512
ebin is 24 lad. tell your "bf" to get help about his pedo problem.

please give tips to my friends brother that is just about to start reception he's 5 thank you

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>>39371541
JUST NUKE NK ALREADY
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

>>39371558
24=26=6 haha, it's just a number to my boyfriend haha

>>39371483
>They now have long-rage nuclear capability

Literally false. They have no delivery system

>>39371570
If you pee your pants no one will ever let your forget it.

>>39371541
Footage of Japans 'we're about to die' alarm system going off. This is seriously an escalation guys

https://twitter.com/dQE0g5lZlLriFcj/status/902283021386002432

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>>39371581
>24=26=6
What?

origanole

>>39371570
start practicing record right now, you'll be the most popular lad in school

please give tips on how to clean vomit off a toilet my bulimic gf just vomited in there again

>>39371570
should wait for ebin to come online, he has a lot of experience with kids

I wonder if another person at work will comment about me looking sad and or tired tomorrow.

>haha anon are you alright?
Fuck I hate that nothingy question, it's not like you can answer it

Please give tips to my wife's embryonic son he's just about to be conceived thanks

>>39371618
Get a new gf who doesn't vomit.

i bet ebin cant do magic eye pictures

>>39371618

Malt vinegar, which ironically ebin has in abundant supply

I was wondering if anyone had any tips for my ancestors, they're worried about ghosts stealing their crops at night

>>39371612
>>39371541
This is unprecedented lads. Believe me when I say this is really fucking bad.

>>39371628
Just say you're fine or it's nothing?
Went to school with a clear rope mark around my neck before and my classmates asked about it. I just told them it's nothing and they won't pry further.

>>39371639
just end it, it's all down here from here

Our prince has had an eventful day. Hopefully over the coming days he will recover for this.

Kinda shitty that Britfeel has turned into "Ebin", sage.

A day I will never forget. First day of year 2 at my new school.
>drop water bottle, it breaks, I cry in front of assembly
>nobody wants to play with me so I sleep on my coat in the playground next to the sleepy receptionists
>vomit all over the floor in the first afternoon lesson, bright yellow colour that remains as a stain till I leave
>realise after my mum picks me up for being ill I took someone else's lunch box home

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>>39371676
>I took someone else's lunch box home
At least you got something.

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>>39371666

Ebin was blessed with those digits

Camping out in my parent's living room while I'm between jobs. I really need to stop masturbating, stinks of pussy in here lads.

pppro tip lads Do NOT use Co-op hand soap as lube for a WAnk it fucking BURNS FUCKKKK

>>39371760
How underage are you to not know that?

>>39371767
he'll be telling us not to use vaseline next

>>39371760
Why are you using lube just for a wank mate

>>39371778
You use vaseline for the boipussi instead.

>>39371747
>I really need to stop masturbating,
>stinks of pussy in here

why do you call your bum hole a pussy?

>>39371523
Thanks corgi friend
>>39371535
Mostly vodka. It's part of my longterm plan to get dry, bulk up and get back on track, finish training and one day battle Sexy Kev for the pride of /britfeel/

>>39371760

use hp sauce

>>39371760
use malt vinegar

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>>39371660
People have such a hard on for the world ending lately

>DRUMPF IS GOING TO ROUND UP ALL THE IMMIGRANTS AND KILL THEM
>DRUMPF IS GOING TO PUSH THE BUTTON
>NORTH KOREA IS GOING TO START WW3

you're all just kids showing up to series 140 episode 43 of global politics

just had a wank using omega3-rich fatty oils squeezed from a slice of coop smoked salmon, worked a charm and disguised the smell of my dick in my late sister's room

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Milk Cat 175

does anyone want a mute cuddle buddy

Fish fillets go with
>ketchup
And/or
>salt & vinegar

>>39371847
tbf we came close during the cold war. But NK is not as big of a threat as the soviet union was.

lads got an idea for a new twilight zone episode; a downtrodden man wakes up one morning to find that everybody else was turned into eggs overnight

one of those little install icons just appeared on my taskbar then disappeared almost straight away, should i be worried?

>>39371877
He then sat on them gently akin to that of a caring mother hen.

One of them then hatched into Ebin.

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>>39371853
MiIk Cat 175

>>39371855
I fantasied about having a mute gf once (every girl in my fantasies has to have some kind of problem) and it was a really nice daydream. Not with a lad though, unless he's really cute

does anyone want a mould cuddle buddy

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>>39371877
>twilight zone episode
Nice

>>39371929
i think im a bit too old for your tastes ebin lad

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How do I stop shitposting and go to bed?

>>39371877
lads got an idea for a new twilight zone episode; a downtrodden man wakes up one morning to find he has a gf

Lads got an idea for a black mirror episode, a group of disaffect young men joined together online to infiltrate all major English institution and then use their new found power to mess with people

>>39371979
I could avatar and ruin the thread for you?

>>39372002
Without ruining the comfy feel for other britanons please.

>>39371877
Ending:
>You don't have to tell me what happened...

>>39371995
Old lads network, the new jews

>>39371990
too unbelievable. see twilight has you suspend your disbelief not throw it out the window

>>39371995
i think we could make a good group of villains. who would be our leader?

>>39372041
We wouldn't have a leader, we'd have figure heads but mainly we just all use our positions to do the most damage we could

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>Finish Magi: Labyrinth of Magic
>Find out theres a second season
Thats going right in my basket lads

Tilde how is it you even came upon such a great weebtoon desu?

What purpose do councils serve? Why can't waste collection just be done nationally

I have never watched something more comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SOvr9fLHUM&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M&index=10

>>39372059
our final goal should be world domination. I reckon i could be a strategist

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>>39372151
>I reckon i could be a strategist
Sure thing, Stalin.

>>39372120
mate government is incompetent enough when its all being done in the same building

sup brits, new englander here. "good show"

my father is british and ive visited many times and i love the ways you guys punctuate

this thread has kept me distracted for a while, also if you guys wanna watch something quintessentially american, watch the show "twin peaks" its quite good.

>>39372120
Scale, imagine behind in charge of cleaning your room, now imagine being in charge of cleaning every room in your house, now imagine being in charge of cleaning every house in your street and so on and so forth, its easier to divide up the work to keep it manageable

>>39372173
This to, but better to be incompetent on a small scale rather than a large one

>>39372184
THIS IS, EXCUSE ME, A DAMN FINE POST

>>39372188
any brit lads want to be in charge of cleaning my kitchen or lounge

>>39372163
i was thinking more along the lines of Hannibal, but sure thing laddy

>>39371169
Nigga wash your sheets.

>>39372184
sling ya fucking hook, put ya sakes on, and most importantly fuck off

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>>39370560
Is it, just me or has there been a influx of faggotry lately

>>39372350
There's always been a few benders here it's just most of them have hooked up

>tfw no bf

>>39372350
faggotry as in people actually being? i think britfeel was a lot more gay about 5 months. has been more underage fags in here though

>>39372374
how about sucking a fart out of my ass with a burger king straw?

>>39372382
All the fags from 5 months ago hooked up and mostly left

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>>39371906
>>39371853
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 16

>>39372418
Can you please tell me how to play sir

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>>39372184
>He cant drive a manual

>>39372438
>Americans are below ebin in driving skill

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>don't want to sleep because I know I'll have amazing dreams about her again and wake up feeling like shit

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>>39372374
too many gay threads with /lgbt/ tier shit like
>>39369248
>>39372039
>>39370135
>>39367839
all this faggotry is making me homophobic 2bf

>>39372438
old boy,
ill have you know i drive a fine 2004 manual jetta. its a fine piece of german engineering (not british of course cuz all the british car companies sputtered out)

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>>39372460
It's even better when you have never met the girl in real life yet she remains constant throughout all your dreams. Though sometimes a smell in the real world will somehow remind you of her.

It's difficult missing someone who never existed.

>>39372460
had a dream a britfeel lad was trying to kill me last night

>>39372274
jeez just wanted some feelgood, ill leave you too it then

I chose a mediocre life over a volatile but interesting life and I have been regretting it ever since. Every day is regret, and desperate endurance.

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>>39372460
Had a weird dream about my oneitis last night, I was back in secondary school, weird because she never went to school with me, and we had to do one of those questionaires where you answer questions about the other person to get to know them better. I remember the questions being really strange but one of them was what medical conditions does the person have. I had no clue so I asked her and her response for some reason was 'message me tonight and I'll send you a list of them'. Somehow this turned into us going on a date and then I woke up

Threads so quiet without ebin desu, miss him already

>Tfw too sad to fap
>Too numb to cry
No crywank for me then

>>39372587
Do not summon back the autistic demon silly heathen

Ready for the second Cold War lads?

>>39372634
fuck the cold war i want ww3 cold wars are shit

>>39372566
how old and fit are you lad?

>>39372634
>he doesn't know it's been going since September 11th

>>39372587
i have well and truly been put of him. he is a prick. he should apologize for his behavior, it has been unacceptable. you do not antagonize your own people.

>>39372649
Same brother.

If WWIII breaks out and I get conscripted either I'll make something of myself or I'll die in some godforsaken field somewhere.

Either is an improvement over my current situation.

>>39372634
what are you referring to, the muzzies or the north korea situation

>>39372740
Nork situation

>>39372752
sure. i have nothing to live for anyway.

>>39372678
I'm 30, average muscle, just a hair under being overweight. Losing it gradually though.

>>39372713
playing fallout 4 now, i have a bunker has aswell irl, i just want the nuclear warfare so i could get abunch of qt's in my bunker and live it out with them

>>39372713
if world war 3 happens and they make us go to war, all of us britfeel lads should try and meet up so we can figure out a way to be in the same army contingent

>>39372782
Aye good on you lad for talking your health seriously, your still young enough to join the military, I don't know your personally situation but if you have you life set up then give it a pass, I only say as I'm a 19 year old mug about to join, but if it turns out the army is shit then I guess it just a grass is green situation

>>39372788
got any pics of that bunker?

>>39372788
idea for a twilight zone episode, man stocks bunker with supplies and qts but one day after the apocalypse develops an Anal fistula

>>39372829
Well, thanks. Good luck with it, it's a great life so I hear. Ineligible unfortunately. That was my intended career until an underlying health condition emerged.

>>39372788
When I play Fallout 4, I always make a character based off me, wears a hoodie and a Master Chief mask all the time

>>39372823
>Get shrapnel in the guts
>agony and miles from base
>Shipanon brings out the morphine

>>39372851
Shame to hear about that lad, I worried they might look up my referral with the NHS for some youth counseling and turn me away, but yeah I guess we'll never know if its a great life till I get their, good luck with your exercise and don't skip cardio day

>>39371570
stick pens up your nose and pretend you're the gruffalo

Trying to make a Autistic character for Fallout, what is a Autist's SPECIAL Stats lads ?

>>39371570
Beat up the biggest kid on the playground

>>39370670
>lost my virginty this year
Only took 23 years, phew
Ganbatte lad, you got a plan in mind?

>>39372956
how did you lose it lad? tell me the story. i lost mine at 22.

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>Be me
>Join the army
>Work my way up the ranks
>WW3 starts
>Everyone gets conscripted
>I organize all britfeel posters into their own regiment
>Launch Operation TFWNOGF
>Covert mission in NK
>Massive causalities sustained
>Hold Ebins in my arms while he dies
>Tilde off itselfs
>Britfit gives away position by feeling at Ebin he should have do more cardio
>Nightwalk anon goes awol
>Pray to sexy Kev for help
>Milkcat rolls in with tanks
>Turns out nightwalker anon took out Kim Jong-un by accident
>Go back home in time for tea

Can't wait tbqh

>>39372831
Yes but only one the rest are on my laptop, it's not my bunker more my mums it's at the end of our garden.

>>39373035
is it one of those anderson shelters from ww2 or something?

>>39372972
In a relationship desu, I don't think I would ever be capable of pulling off a one-night stand

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>>39372831
shit forgot to post pic
>>39372879
noice playing on ps4 so i can't play at i roleplay has a old far right war vet

>>39373065
I just play as a /r9k/ Robot who has a katana

>>39373049
nope it was built in 1971 trying to convince my mum to renovate it

>>39372944
strength and luck 10, everything else 0

>>39373065
>>39373107
that's pretty cool m8. There's a couple of abandoned roc bunkers near, would love to go break into one

>>39372944
percepition 7
charisma 2
intelligence 7
luck 1
endurance 4
agility 6
strength 5

>>39373128
You should but don't do it alone, is it ww2 bunkers

>>39373034
>Implying a portal to another dimension won't be opened during WW|||
>Implying WW||| will be on earth

World war 1 was originally called the great war or something

I have a good feeling the next war migjt be the whole world but it won't be on the world

>>39373199
Not him but probably one from the Cold War.

>>39373199
nah cold war ones

>feeling quite unwell
>pulled a sickie not long ago
Kill me pls

>>39373226
break into it then where abouts are u

going for a spliff and then i'm off to bed. night lads

hopefully just smoked my last cig, any other lads whove packed in...what do you do to distract yourself when you get a craving?

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Your steady breath when you're reading
I think about our love and its lack of meaning
Complacent yes but, I daydream about leaving

>>39373034
Beautiful stuff lad

Two of my online friends being suicidal right now...I don't know what to do... Either go to bed or help them

>>39373406
lifting weights and going for runs

>>39373480
Add them both to a group chat and tell them to talk it out

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>>39373034

>taking out Kim Jong-Un by accident

thats going straight on my CV laddy

>>39373500
I know the situation, her sister had a operation and now she can't breath or remember, she's on Do Not Disturb mode right now

I'm so fucking glad that I'm moving away lads.

I was in Asda over the weekend and I saw people even younger than me looking miserable and mentally broken that they've made the decision or made the mistake to reproduce.

>Dads looking mentally miserable
>Mums having a breakdown at their families for "fucking about" the looks of stress on their faces that they have to put up with this shit for about 18 more years

None of them even look remotely happy. And here's me, single, 25, no kids or held down by a misses that I want to strangle but only stay with cos of family, about to move abroad with a new job, gonna be earning over 10k a month and shagging chinky birds on a apartment balcony.

Fucking hell lads, my life rocks.
Heres to not fucking up our lives with having a family!
Chin Chin. Your virgin ways can actually do you some good.

Just had a big poo lads hehe

>>39373551
You are our idol.
This is the hero we needed all along.
The one time being a shut in helped a robot succeed.

Godspeed anon.

>>39373034
>fat britfeeler captured by norks
>being interrogated
>so you are big one yes?
>....for you

Lads Ebin just re-uploaded/make public his youtube videos. What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw09YICh4owtkMonhOfxFmQ

>>39373718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3eJSvgLuA

is anyone here actually sad about being a virgin? im not a virgin but i would have eventually got an escort if i still a virgin by 24. my point is that you lads can just get an escort if you feel shitty about being a virgin. who gives a fuck if you had to pay for it, lads that date girls probably spend more on girls.

>>39373736
Hey anon

Not anymore after reading this >>39373551

Focus your time on making money instead of a woman.

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>>39373729
ha ah haa....

to all the ugly people in this thread

when did you accept that you were just fucking ugly and there was nothing you could do about it?

>>39373729
fancy computer for a NEET

and what did he mean by this?

>>39373764
>having sex means you're suddenly tied down to having a family

ah yes... the virgin thought process

>>39373729
he has went off the fucking rails. is he really this upset because the thread argued with him

Tiny little spider crawling over my laptop lads. Worried I'm gonna acidently squish the little fella

>>39373790
So I've had acne since I was 18 which has come and gone but last summer I jumped on accutane and now that I've finished it my face is pretty scarred which looks absolutely horrid. Pretty fucking dumb because it's just as bad as the spots FFS.

>>39373854
I was asleep and missed it. Was it just the usual shit?

>>39373862
wait, you STARTED getting acne when you were 18?

did you start puberty really late or something?

I want to brush my tongue. How do I make my gag reflex less sensitive?

>>39373729
Hope he's alright desu

>>39373729
I think we broke him lads...

>>39373882
suck some dick you fucking faggot

Why does Ebin sound like a chav

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Dammit if I would have been in the thread I would have helped him REEEEE YOU BASTARDS BROKE EBIN

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Hello lads. I have not a soul to talk to, no friends, noone who cares about me. Not a single person besides my parents.

I feel so fucking depressed. I have no clue how to get out of this situation because I have no social skills. Anyone got any kind words for me? I could use them

anyone have experience with benzos?

is it possible to take them without getting addicted?

>>39373869
>Was it just the usual shit?

pretty much, but some people were a bit more harsh than usual. he spoiled GOT on purpose out of spite. i was a bit nasty to him myself because he was pissing me off.

>>39373903
That's no good if I gag once it's in there

>>39373880
Hahahahh honestly bro I'm so thankful it happened after school I can't imagine going through that. But I dunno I doubt it if anything I'm more hormonal now at 22.

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>>39373929
>Anyone got any kind words for me?
You're a lovely lad and one day you'll realise it and wont believe you could ever feel this bad

>>39373729
this is like that time in school we were all give this kid banter and he came in the next day with slashes up his arms

>>39373928
was his own fault for being a cunt. you cant go around being a cunt and not expect people to be nasty to you.

calm down lads, he blogged about it he seems alright
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/

>>39373965
What happened gimme the rundown lad.

>>39373930
Yeah taken lots. It is possible to not get addicted but it's very easy to get dependant on them

>>39373729
History repeats itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvN8rI5tvOM

>>39373034
What of the other personalities
Sophie poster, Crona, Crumpet, Shippy, Sagiri, Len/Saku etc
Mack will be the radio propaganda guy ofc

>>39373982
He literally just spoiled a TV show (20 hours after it aired).

>>39373982
he spoiled game of thrones on purpose and about half an hour before he done this he was being a cunt and calling people who drink alcohol degenerates.

>>39373998
how do you get them? darkweb?

where's that guy that said he was going to upload the video of his late night walk?

has he posted it yet?

>>39374032
Yep. I used to sell them as well so I always had tons at home so it became easy to take them all the time. Now I might just have some in the evening but take breaks often.

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>>39373929
same lad no friendo's

>>39373930
It's possible to take anything and not get addicted as long as you don't constantly do it. I smoke whenever I drink but I don't find myself constantly needing nicotine.

>>39373956

thankss anon. I really hope so.

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>>39374008
>tfw you post all day everyday and no one knows who you are

lads, is it time to get ebin sectioned?

>>39374070
>>39373930
Yeah it all depends on the individual. If you think you can take benzos like you smoke weed you're in for trouble though

The thread had nothing to do with me freeing myself from the computer, I had thought about doing this for a long time and it has offered me some mental relief for the time being, read my blog if your that interested. The thread had no effect on me.

>>39373982
>>39374024
It goes beyond all this really
He keeps being a " I know everything " cunt, any time somebody goes against his meme opinions he apes out like a low functioning autist
Fucking pathetic and childish and he just shits up the thread
The guy has his good moments but the bad really shines out much more

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>>39374108
Ebin if you wanted someone to help practise talking on the phone with I'd be happy to help

>>39374075
Who are you lad I'll make a special effort to look out for you
if you aren't a shitposting tier personality

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>>39373729
Oh god someone help him
>sniffing in the background
>>39374075
You're my favourite poster
>>39374090
He does genuinely need more help than just tilde's motivation

>>39374075
Ah yes... generic wojak poster #32

>>39373929

whats your situation lad? neet?

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>>39374140
I'm kinda memeing. I dont really have a 'personality' I just post screenshots of tv shows I'm watching; Twilight Zone/Dark Matter/Star Trek etc

i post here everyday. sometimes i wonder if anyone can recognize me.

Was Ebin just projecting about addiction? I mean he clearly has a problem if this is how he reacted to not using a computer.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQNJzquduI

Any of you lads Frank Ocean fans?

>>39374188
ah you're a pretty decent lad then from what I recall
you passed the anti shitposter test congratulations

>>39374119
i agree. you cant even get through to him because he assumes that anyone with a conflicting opinion is either a degenerate normie or a conceited reddit poster.

>>39373929
how old are you?

are you still in education?

if not, are you employed?

>>39374204
I think it's all tied in with 'normie culture'. When he thinks about drinking he has images of chads/stacies having 'wild parties' and shit like that

>>39374204
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest
tbqh with you my senpai

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>>39374142
>You're my favourite poster
Thanks lad

>>39374108
>me freeing myself from the computer
think this is a stupid approach to your problems

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>>39373034
very good
nice post

>>39374215
I am now. Frank's track from TLOP has been part of my depression/ drinking playlist but I never got around to digging into his library. Thanks lad.

>>39374221
same with anyone enjoying something he doesn't. Game of Thrones for example - it's popular so obviously people just watch it to be the in thing!
Anything of the sort he seems to go out of his way to not be what he perceives as normie and tries to be "muh speshal"
Anyone who then tries to contest is then as you say a normie, he outright ignores it or something similar
Sad really

>>39374258
glad you decided to put some fucking effort in

>>39374259
Lad you need to listen to his album Blonde, that shit is the perfect 3am drinking music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BME88lS6aVY

can anyone tell me what genre of music of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSSAQPt-Ro

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>>39374303
I don't have any drink but I'll stick it on, thanks. My playlist needs a revamp for when I get back

>>39374232
this. His idea of the world comes from memes. If anything has attachments to the normie culture he stereotypes people that like it. take his attitude towards GOT for example, he thinks the sole reason people watch it is due to its popularity. he is incredibly ignorant.

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Someone lend me 30 quid please.

Leathal doses are back on the menu boys
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/28/german-nurse-niels-hoegel-suspected-murdering-90-patients

how do I not be a friendless, virgin when I go to Uni in ~3 weeks?

tips from fellow robots appreciated x

>>39374382
I'm not buying you fucking subnautica

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I really like this art lads

>>39374414
fuck sake, I wish someone could kill me in a painless, humane way like this

>>39374414
couldnt hold a candle to our shippy

>>39374414
>90
bloody amateur

>>39374439
What? I just want to do some shopping. Subnautica doesn't even cost 30 quid as far as I remember, and I bought it myself last year anyway.

>>39374449
how old is she? looks a bit young

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Literally just woke up. This is the latest I've woke up ever. And it is 'late' rather than 'early'; this is the result of constantly pushing back the time I go to sleep, later and later, to this absolute extreme where I've essentially 'lost' a day somewhere. It's almost gone completely full circle.

I think I had a revelation about the legitimacy of transgenderism the other day. Previously I said that it was illogical to be transgender, on the grounds that there was no such thing as 'male' and 'female' behaviour since males and females behave in such a wide variety of ways; what people really mean when they say they feel 'like a girl' is that they feel like the stereotype of what a girl is. For this reason, I argued that trannies actually perpetuated gender essentialism.

However, I may have been wrong. In that argument I was subconsciously assuming that biology has no role in behaviour differences between the sexes. But imagine if it did. Imagine that there is at least a loose core behaviour set for females that is at least tangentially related to their biology. In that case, someone could actually say they feel 'like a girl' and it would have some legitimacy.

This is still hypothetical and I'm not even sure that I believe it yet, but let's take it even further. So assuming that someone can legitimately feel 'like a man' or 'like a woman', should we refer to them as their biological sex or the gender that they identify as? It depends entirely on what is more important to us.

In the first theory, that transgenderism has absolutely no legitimacy, it is only logical to use the pronouns of their biological sex. This is because no matter how 'effeminate' a man may be, his behaviour is as legitimately part of the male spectrum of behaviour as even the most macho man, on account of him being biologically male and there being no such thing as a core set of male behaviours.

(Part 1 of 2)

>>39374428
Go out drinking, I don't suppose you were here a few years back with ghost roommate? Stayed in his room and nobody in his flat even knew he existed.

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>>39374495


In the second theory, however, we may be able to refer to the man as 'she' without being logically inconsistent, as long as they convincingly present themselves as a girl and fully embrace the loose core set of 'female behaviours'. In doing so, we would be using pronouns to identify not biological sex, but the loose set of core behaviours of either sex that the individual concerned subscribes to.

I'm not sure which theory I agree with yet. I'm probably leaning towards the first one, since the second one actually has loads of complex ramifications in terms of the legitimacy of third genders, or having no gender at all. It opens a can of worms. Still, it's interesting to think about.

>>39374495
>>39374512
Glad to see you back crona
shall be reading these posts now

>>39374490
She's got massive fucking tits, stop this.

>>39374486
still not fucking buying it for you

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>playing muh videogames
>enjoying myself
>passing time having fun
>suddenly massive fucking hand-sized spider appears, crawling right across the middle of my curtains
And so my night and any prospect of sleep is ruined and I have to engage in a long-range, hours-long battle with a spider that will vanish from sight for a split second only to reappear on the floor behind me and shit me up all over again.
If I were american I would've just shot it and put a hole in the wall.

Mass purge of all invertebrates when?

any of you lads have irl friends?

>>39374496
>Stayed in his room and nobody in his flat even knew he existed.

how the fuck is this even possible?

>>39374496
>ghost roommate
ahh man i wonder what happened to him
must be nearly graduating

>>39374578
yeah, i have about 6. most of them i barely seen. and a couple of them i will see about once a week.

>>39374570
if I see a spider in my room and just grab the nearest book and squash it

as a result, I have about 10 spider (blood?) stains on my wall which i'm too lazy to clean off

>>39374578
I have one friend. Still talk online but havent seen him irl in about a year

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>>39374578
Yeah and you best not mess with them lad unless you have a death wish

>>39374600
is this you ebin? you have said this a fair few times before

>>39374590
The last I remember he finally went out and spoke to them. I like to think he became a normie and finally left this place for good.