thanks to you faggots I fell for the trap meme

>>39370116
hahaha never change /r9k/

>i'm so impressionable i do what the internet tells me to do
lmao

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>>39370116

>slide my dick out of the trap
>shit fucking EVERYWHERE
>smell overwhelms the room, I start to gag
>trap starts to cry, stumbles over the coffee table, knocks it over, and runs out the door

Im in fucking tears because how sad and hilarious that is, good story OP

>>39370116
I might have seen this post before

>>39370116
Now imagine how good it could have been if you had hooked up with a non-trash faggot who smelled nice and didn't have a shitty ass. This doesn't mean you aren't gay, it just means you had a bad hookup dummy

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>>39370276
There have been a lot of threads about people falling for the trap meme. I haven't seen one where the trap shits everywhere, but it's entirely possible this is stale pasta.

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>he fell for the trap meme
>also got shit on his dick
You would think someone that is about to get fucked would shower and clean their ass.

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could have been worse, at least you're not like that one anon that paid a trap to fuck him for 20 minutes

>>39370116
If they don't clean out their shithole before coming over, they're a shitty trap.

You're supposed to clean out your ass you fucking moron. It's not our fault you're too retarded to realize that.

>>39370318

You can't clean your ass well enough to not get shit on a dick unless you enema. We can assume that, since OP's trap qtthreepointonefour had pretty abysmal hygiene to begin with, they did not bother to complete that step.

>>39370276
>>39370305
not pasta, I wish it never happened
>>39370281
but I'm not gay, and definitely don't want another hookup after this
>>39370318
>>39370334
I seriously hope this was their first time too, but honestly it didn't even occur to me that they'd need an enema

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>slide my dick out of the trap
>shit fucking EVERYWHERE
>smell overwhelms the room, I start to gag

>>39370376
I think it's you that's the moron here.
OP is not a trap and never said he was

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What was the smell? Just natty BO? I've heard that the smell is one of the things that really gives traps away, they just smell different to women

>Shit dick
I'm no experts but I thought if you were gonna do gay sex you had to clean and eat super high fiber

Ah well OP, at least you've got it out of your system and won't be stuck fapping to a bunch of questionable porn like the rest of r9k

>>39370376
Your the retarded one for thinking it was OP that was getting fucked. Learn to read anon.
>>39370378
That's gross to think about. I find it amazing that people go to cons without showering, but not even take a shower when you know you will be having sex? Some people are just idiots.

>>39370322

At least that guy didn't get shit on his dick.

>>39370116
I fell for it to now all I can do is jack off to traps and dickgirls

>>39370526
I mean I guess if you can call that a win.

>>39370516
>That's gross to think about. I find it amazing that people go to cons without showering, but not even take a shower when you know you will be having sex? Some people are just idiots.

Some people are so used to smelling like shit that they get "nose-blind" and have absolutely no idea. My town has lots of transients and honestly they smell better than all of the FUCK-CIS-SCUM-gutterpunk-trannies I have the unfortunate privilege of smelling at the grocery store. I think to some people it's a rebellion against social norms or something.

>>39370116

OP, this is why you need to finger them/eat their ass first, so you can tell how clean it is. Just ramming your dick in puts you in uncharted territory.

>>39370657
Wouldn't having your mouth covered in shit be worse than dick

>>39370512
>if you were gonna do gay sex you had to clean and eat super high fiber
Completely clean anal would take at least 3 days of preparation.

>>39370730
Sounds like a lot of effort that I doubt most gay guys would take

>>39370512
it was really like shit, like that smell when you don't wash your ass for a few days. probably this >>39370597

>>39370116
I swear to god all of you were just closed faggots
>I fell for the trap meme
No you're just a faggot

>>39371163
well it takes one to know one

>>39370116
>fucks a dude in the ass
>surprised when shit comes out

what did you think you'd find in there, faggot?

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>>39370116
cool story
not a believable one, though

Remember, the anus is an exit. Its full of fecal matter and its disgusting.

>>39372068
nazi gold