I do not into work or school

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>>39369615
I transferred this semester and my first day is tomorrow. It's a better uni that's close to my house so I'm commuting for the time being. I'm scared.

>>39369615
Taking one class in person this semester, Linux security. Not a single woman, obviously.

>>39369615
>Any cute girls in your classes?
This is /r9k/, dumbass. Our lives change a whomping 0% if our classes went from 100% male to all female with one of us as the sole exception.

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Anyone else here /hurricane harvey/? My classes are cancelled all week. I'm just holed up in my apartment fixing leaks as they appear and shitposting.

>>39369743
This tbqh

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I transferred to a senior college after attending a community one.I cannot handle the vast quantity of people around.You cant go one step without normie hordes in front of you.The professors and college charge you for almost anything ,cant do a damn thing without a fee behind it.

I fell for the college meme but i dont want to play it anymore.I dont know what to do...

>>39370016
Just finish up anon. It'll be worth it. Your only other options are to be a filthy NEET or do grueling, backbreaking wagecuck labor for pennies. Just tough it out and finish it up. College can be your ticket out of robotdom. You can do it.

>>39369953
Classes cancelled until 30th but my chem professor is still giving us work online. No one can buy books online or in store too. Do I tell the Dean or tell my prof to go fuck himself

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>have misophonia/possible autism
>was miserable last semester
>was eventually triggered by the sounds of people talking, laughing, breathing, and even my own chewing
>filled with anger every day for weeks on end
>was only able to work up the courage to tell mother last week
>was too late
>going for at least one more semester
>if Im just as miserable, we'll drop out

First two days on campus haven't been unbearable, but I doubt it'll stay nice for long. I never wanted to come back here, but that's what I get for taking so long to talk to her. I've lost my passion for my major, and I've lost my motivation to work. How am I supposed to have a good work ethic if I want to and plan to drop out? Everything is already paid for so it's not like I can just leave

>>39369615

I work at a uni (non academic stuff). This year's fresh batch of 18 year old girls are just starting to arrive. The weather is very hot right now, too, so bonus. Next week the dorm kids move in. That's best week of the year.

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>tfw having talked to single person so far
haha

>>39370137
Tell the dean my dude. That way you're anonymous and the prof won't be passive aggressive to you all semester.

yeah i have cute girls in all my classes. im the tallest best looking dude in my classes and girls stare at me often but im too mentally retarded and anxious to get anywhere with them

>>39369615
>sit next to girl
>she asks me my name
>i ask for hers
>talk about how shitty the professor/class is
I've literally never had a conversation with a girl in highschool/uni before. I'm surprised I didn't autism it up.

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>>39369615
t. CS major at a private uni in europe (those are rare here) I applied to because I knew I could get a partial scholarship and because this school has the reputation to be full of traditionalists and anti-left people (because they're rich).
Thought going into CS at this uni would be like going to a monastery with no leftists to make me mad, no women to make me sad, and /comfy/ gaming instead of fad.
>1st day was yesterday, learned a lot of our classes are with the people from memes like "Data Science", "quantitative biology" or "Biotechnology".
>full of women
>my class is full of Chads
>it's highschool all over again
>can't dropout because one of the only schools on my continent where you pay to go.
>fuck.jpg

>>39370298

That will taper off by second year. Third and fourth year will be closer to what you had in mind, class demographics wise. First year is Chad and Stacy central but they don't stick it out to do the senior level courses.

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>sitting in class waiting for it to start
>cute hipster girl comes in and sits next to me
>puts her iced coffee down on her desk
>reaches into her bag
>the desks are a bit slanted so it starts sliding down
>see it in my periphery and fuckin spider-man reflex grab it right before it drops
>"oh my god thank you so much I would have cried if that fell"
>then she asked my name and gave me hers

D-Did I do it /r9k/? Am I chad yet? I made sure not to say much so I would look cool instead of saying some dumb shit.

>go to my first psych 101 class today
>it's packed, not even enough seats for everyone
>forced to sit right in the front row
>entire loudmouthed volleyball team is there
>they will the bank of desks to my left
>loudmouthed wannabe chads on my right
>they all chat loudly during the entire class
>i'm stuck right in the middle of them all
>professor dives right into lectures first day
>taken 3 pages of rapid-fire notes
>going too quickly for anyone to follow her
>can already tell i'm going to absolutely hate it

i've taken psych before i thought it would be easy
at least my other 2 classes had nice professors...

"fun history story time twice a week" and
"easygoing english do all the homework in class"

>tfw math and science classes tomorrow
>tfw they'll probably be hard as FUCK

>>39369615
There was a girl today whose skirt was so short you could see her panties. What did she mean by this?

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>first year of uni starting in octomber
wish me luck

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>>39370183
>talked to people first 2 days
>never leave my room, except for classes and food for rest of semester

I dropped out after the first week and now I have to think of where to go for 5 hours everyday so my mom doesn't find out.

>>39370783
>psych 101
have fun navigating the sea of roast beef

>>39370912
First year is comfy. Your classes are huge so you can just sleep in the back and the girls haven't yet descended into complete sluttery.

>>39369615
That's a cute bathing suit where can I buy one like that

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>>39370980
Get a job you lazy nigger

this comment was not original

>girl introduced herself and talked to me today
>didn't spill my spaghetti everywhere
>enjoyed my classes
>not gonna fap tonight because I'm actually tired
Good day tbqh

>>39371097
would it suit you?

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>>39369615

I went back to college after a year down. I'm so tired but things are looking fine. There are a Lot oficina hoy girls in my classes but they always hang together and with Chads so yeeeah, only fantasies.

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Tfw black and weird so no one talks to me ever. You people are a bunch of dicks

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Started going to community college again last week and my classes seem cool. Plus I only have to be there every tuesday and thursday. However tomorrow I gotta start my shitty meme filler class, which starts earlier than my other ones so I got to get there earlier, doesn't help that I live an hour away from school. I will never understand why college makes you take these fucking basic classes again, isn't that what grade school was for? I just want to learn about the stuff I care about I don't give a shit about geology reeeeeeeeeeee

No single girls in my classes. Even the hamplanets are taken. I went out with a qt from my old hometown this weekend, but I think I creeped her out.

>>39371193
fuck off and write pun chains on r/askreddit

Getting a poli sci degree but I'm worried this could all be a big mistake.

>>39371636
wow, the fact that your brain automatically was searching out some kind of Reddit affiliation and with heatseeking accuracy managed to find a pun that I didn't even intend to create is both outstanding and pathetic. you probably would look disgusting in that swimsuit anyway, and you probably have a dick so there's that too.

>>39371384
Yeah I'm taking 5 classes this semester and I've taken literally all of them before. What a waste of fuckin time.

At least it's better than going to work.

NEET since 2015 here starting uni next week

what should i expect

>>39370150
get some earbuds and put some music on boy, u can ask someone to let u copy notes

>>39369615
Sauce me up senpai, goddamn perfection.

Original

>>39369615

>be me
>awkward chubby robot(but you cant tell under my clothes)
>in college
>had us do abunch of icebreakers
>stand off to the side for most of them
>during one this qt chubby girl walks up to me
>i instantly spill my spaghetti and start speaking weebish
>she says something back
>tell her that i dont actually know japanese and that i was just being a weeb
>she asks for my snapchat
>(got it to talk to this other girl from who eventually blocked me for making edgy jokes)
>give it to her
>think i might get a gf
>her story is her and some dude laying in bed
>nobody else from the icebreakers wants to talk to me
so how are your years going so far?

This is going to be the year I get laid consistently. No more months of buildup and trying just for one quickie. No more nights indoors while people are out partying. I don't even care anymore. It's only a few days until the weekend.

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>>39370150
I hate those fuckers in the library that eat food. Today I was sitting alone on the top floor and some dude comes and sits next to me and begins to eat his lunch. It makes me want to murder those people. I usually wear earplugs in the library but they make my ears hurt really bad and I hear a high pitched whine.
Later in the day, I had a class where some dude kept burping and I wanted to fucking punch him.
At home isn't any better because my parents are so fucking noisy. They force me to ear dinner with them and they chew with their mouths open. I hate listening to that shit. It makes me fucking crazy.

>>39371754
I used headphones the entire semester but it wasn't enough. We're trying to make it so professors let me wear headphones/earbuds when I need to tho, and other stuff to lessen my suffering

I need food godammit
>>39371835
That's what we all say, buddy

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>working fulltime
>employer says they'll pay for my tuition and books
>in a moment of poor judgment decide to register for 3 evening and 3 online classes
>division chief approves and pays for it all on the spot
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>39371835
Posts like this make me feel like I don't belong here. I haven't talked to anyone my age in months. I have no desire to either. I'm terrified of people my age.
I just want to reduce my anxiety so I have a chance of graduating instead of killing myself.

>first day back
>Already caught roasties talking shit behind my back
Ayy

>no energy to party like I used to
>feel like other guys are getting hot girls easily
i just don't know where it went wrong. why am I stuck here smoking cigs like a dying man while kids get to bang hottest sluts

>>39371377
>They didn't go to a high school where 75% of the population is black and weird

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>get an uber home from school
>"hey are you anon?"
>"yeah"
>get in the car
>"damn, you must have a girlfriend with a name like anon. not even just one, you got at LEAST three."
>tfw

>>39372024
>going from a high school where it's 99% white and there are literally no black kids to a community college where half of the students are black

it's only the first day and i'm already a racist. i never was before but just being around them for more than 5 minutes has made me hate all niggers.

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>>39369615
that's a child anon

>>39372024
Hey I'm the odd nigga out on campus, moderately scary looking but actually a introverted dork

>>39371952
maybe becuz u smoke cigs

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>entering last year of uni
>just starting to get comfortable

>>39372135
thats how highschool was for me. the last year I slowly started to talk to people and make friends. then school ended and ive been friendless since

>>39369615
pretty boring, just realized my school is garbage compared to other universities, and nothing to do

>>39369615
Is trade school better than college? Because i'm a massive autist who can barely function at a job if someone isn't bossing me around.

>>39372024
>tfw my high school only had a 23% graduation rate and ultimately got shut down after too many students kept dying in the park literally right across the street
I'm pretty upset that there were groups having sex in the hallways and stairwells literally all throughout the day and I never managed to get any.

>>39372135
>he peaked in college
not bad anon stay the course and you might have an upaid internship by the time youre done

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>tfw had to take a first year class again because my group ditched me for the final project
>on that same day I also take a class in the morning, so I'm practically at college the whole day since this class is during the afternoon
>had lunch and went to the classroom to catch up on assignments
>after a while the class starts filling up
>random girl (kinda cute) sits somewhat near me and asks me if I had been in one of her classes (because she couldn't have come and thought I might have looked famliar or something, idk)
>told her no and started talking about different classes she might have, experiences, and some other random crap here and there (she was a freshman, I'm close to my last year before graduation)
>class ends, we say goodbye
>she never even thought about asking my name

Good thing I wasn't trying.

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>the girl with big boobs talks to you before class starts

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Got rear-ended on the highway today. The guy was nice about it when I was getting his information, but hell, what a way of starting off the semester. Sat next to a girl in one of my classes with the cutest voice and laugh that I have ever heard in my life. Out of the corner of my eye I even saw her playing with her hair for the entire class. I really want to die, man.

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>tfw had an opportunity to actually make a friend
>passed it up because I don't care enough to maintain relationships and I'm embarrassed at my lifestyle and wouldn't dare expose it to anyone

Who needs friends anyways? I'm here to waste four years of my life going for a worthless degree so Mr.Noseberg at least considers me when I'm applying at McDonalds

>>39372762
I'm with you anon. There are way too many n0rmies on r9k. Friends and girl friends are too much to handle.

>>39372827
Thank you

You don't belong here if you still have the energy and motivation to keep up with other people. That goes for people who have friends (un-fucking-belivable they have the nerve to call themselves robots) and those who cry about not having any.

When do you guys usually wake up? I'm going to try to make up at 6AM everyday.

>>39369615

I'm taking 1 online class for community college that would have no girls (cute ones at least) if it was a normal class. However, i have a qt gf now who's nipples i can just randomly start sucking on whenever i please.

Oh the days when there were cute girls around me i didn't talk to. How i do not miss them.

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>could have gotten into college this year if I had set my sights slightly lower and taken the time to apply for more courses
>could have escaped my miserable town and moved away to the nostalgic city I moved away from at 4
>could have turned my whole life around if not for one tiny stupid mistake of being too lazy to apply for a few more courses
It's funny how such small choices can be the difference between ultimate hope and ultimate despair.

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>tfw taking some tedious classes
>no friends at all
>every class involves group work and discussion
>people are beginning to get friendly with one another

Geez, college is such a hellhole

>>39373060
4am. I wake up to play vidia and leave the house to college when my parents wakeup up. That way I still get to play games at home but I don't have to deal with them as much.

>>39372620

It's a meme that girls play with their hair when they like you. It's true when they're talking to you and do it, while they act like what you're saying is the most interesting thing in the world.

If she does it while you aren't talking to her, she's just bored.

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>>39373085
>tfw all the groups I'm in realize we just need to work and get our shit done and don't waste time with that fake "let's be friends :D" bullshit most normies in groups do

>>39373060
6:15 AM
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content

>>39373131
>>39373171
When do you go to sleep? dessss

>>39373190
Usually 11 PM or midnight.

>>39373190
7-9pm I enjoy being comfy a lot so sometimes I just lay in bed for hours while awake.

>>39373209
Not me

>starting semester tomorrow
>have had diarrhea and really loud bowel movements the last three days
I have a feeling this isn't going to end well

>>39373240
Welcome to the club. You know you aren't a real club member until your shit turns into dark green diarrhia from stress.

>>39373138
>It's a meme that girls play with their hair when they like you.
>If she does it while you aren't talking to her, she's just bored.
I know this of course, I wasn't implying anything with that, I just mean that having this cute girl sit next to me is going to be a painful reminder of what I can never have. I didn't even catch a look at her face due to sitting right next to her and not wanting to awkwardly turn and stare right at her.

>>39373140
This is the good shit. You'll see it a lot more frequently the further along you get in your degree. Even the normiest of normies realizes it's all a waste of time. Sadly it all starts back up again once you start working entry-level positions.

>>39373260
I hate it, especially because I have a five-hour break between classes twice a week and I want to use that time for something good, like drawing or using the school gym. Right now I'm just going to wind up sitting on a toilet for half the day.

>>39373240
Dude, I have the exact same thing when I get really nervous.

I am starting in early September and have to take a 40 minute bus ride to school every morning.

Could you imagine, shitting yourself on a public bus? I am so fucking terrified of that happening.

fuck

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>tfwnogf
>not much interest in Asian girls
>my classes are literally 98% male or Asian
>mfw

I have not talked to a single person. I don't think I've spoken since I got here.

I can't do it. I can't talk to people. I have nothing to say. I can't initiate conversation when I really have nothing to say.

>club involvement fair
>go to it
>see fraternities
>no
>see gaming clubs
>no
>see socialist clubs
>no
>end up not joining anything
>talk to roommate later
>"oh yeah I joined like four clubs!"
>tell him I didn't join any, nothing interesting
>"don't worry about it, you'll find something"
>tfw don't feel like joining one

>>39369615
I think there's 1 girl in all my classes combined and she's from Germany

>>39369953
sounds comfy

i've been playing stardew valley because my internet is intermittent

>Having a residence hall meeting
>They ask for volunteers to be floor representatives for student government
>This weird girl who talks to everyone is sitting next to me puts my hand up to volunteer me
>Annoyed, but at least this is my chance to say something funny in front of everyone
>Sperg out instead

Of fucking course.

>>39370424

you did it champ. Have you texted her already?

>>39372174
exactly. Finally started hanging out with my best friend more and found the perfect group of friends and then boom it's all gone

>>39374617
what did you say?

lxoblxoblxoblxoblxo

>>39373060
9am
First class isn't until 10:15 Tuesday-Thursday

>programming for engineering classes
>monitoring classes for practicing
>arrive at the lab, my colleagues are listening to nigger music on speakers, brown fat girl has foot on top of a desk
>two chads are playing FIFA on the class projector
Life sure is great, lads, being a robot and all. I already despise most of them, and they hate me back because they don't like my traditionalist views, and those who do know me for who i am don't talk too much to me, probably due to peer pressure.
Couldn't give a fuck anymore, i'm not hideous so they don't run their filthy diseased mouths around. I just hope they don't try to backstab me professionally, even though i'm trying my hardest to get out of BR. **Third best city to live in BR by HDI, theoretically, but even our government is importing niggers**

>>39374343
T-Try the males, anon :3

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>>39369615
I've finally reached a point, with my single dorm and my light semester schedule, where for vast amounts of time I can be truly alone. I don't have to worry about appearances or mannerisms for the better part of my day, finally beholden to no one. This is a point I've fantasized about and worked towards for years now. I don't have to worry about appearances or mannerisms for the better part of my day.

And now I look around at my stark, barren walls because I don't have any interests deep enough to buy decorations, and I hear the silence all around me, and I realize not a person in this building knows who I am, there's a sort of dread that's sinking into me. I look at the night light filter in through the window blinds as I lay in bed, and despite myself, for the first time in my life, I feel this ugly, dense depression soak over me. I've told myself for years I wouldn't feel like this when I finally got it, but despite myself I do. Now I just crave contact, conversation, if even fleeting or casual, and I hate it. I want nothing more to be alone, but when I finally get it, the loneliness is oppressive and miserable. Is there anything I can do to fix this?

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>>39369615
>always wanted a small titty girl
>every girl I dated was cow tits no matter how petite they were
>one was a size fucking 0 with 34 DDs
>tfw I'll never get to fondle and fuck a washboard girl

>semester begun 2 weeks ago
>already skipped half of the lectures

I'm on that road again. This doesn't end well. On the good side I met a qt 19yo virgin girl a month ago and we're dating. She's taking some courses I already have so I'm helping her with some stuff and it feels good tbqh

>>39375077
off yourself

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39375077
Is your profession dependent on contact? If so i'd recommend wasting time on FB/blogs to accommodate yourself with normies. Baby steps. After this try to find interest groups in your area and just go there shamelessly trying to contact people, trying not to sound like a sociopath (it's really hard for me since i have the dropped eyes look)
If this fails and you just crave contact, try family for now. One day you might feel encouraged to find a used stacy and just raise a son properly.

>>39375105
I'm quite the opposite. Never had a girl with bigger tits than my handcup.

>>39375106
Man, i'm jealous. Although ive skipped half the classes (got 60% of the absences ive got until Dec) ive actually started studying 2 weeks before the first exams, which show improvement.

>>39369615
I'm in an engineering program and the girls either are ugly married with kids, lesbian, or non existent in my classes. Although there is one kinda qt but has that bitch stare

>>39374955
I basically just said "Whoa, okay!" when she put my hand up, but I said it very loudly, which made it sound stupid as fuck. I couldn't think of anything to say after that to diffuse the situation either, so there was a long awkward silence after. I'm hiding in my room now, I don't want anyone to see me.

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>the two black guys in my dorms keep leaving their doors open and blasting trap music right next to me
it's going to be a long year

>>39375244
Goddamnit you make us robots proud

>>39375258
See I have some retard stacy next door, but they only blast pop-rap hits of the early 2010's through some shitty subwoofer. at least play something decent.

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>>39369615
Starting senior year tomorrow, what the fuck do I do differently? I did the "just be yourself" and got nothing in three years.

I'm a rich fag American going to St. Andrews in Scotland for Neuroscience. Fuck off you cunts lmao.

>>39375345
You at pitt? Just started at Calu

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>>39369615
>skipped a semester to save up money
>had no friends for the spring semester because of this
>now taking all the core classes
>everyone knows each other in the classes from high school
>a year separated from everyone so it's awkward
>would have no friends if not for men's ensemble

I sit at a table with a girl in the back of my calc class. It's the only table in the class that just has two seats. The professor told the class to talk each other for three minutes, so me and this girl just told each other our names and then stared at our phones for the rest of the time.

>>39375345
don't 'be yourself' work on what you want yourself to be
and start low with day to day goals that build up to the bigger you.

>>39375386
Fucking smartphones. I feel more socially adequate than some normies nowadays who just draw their tracking machines at a whim.

Well I'm starting online college in a week. My parents think it's a good idea for me as do I but the rest of my family has basically disowned me at this point so I got that going for me

>>39375494
>he rest of my family has basically disowned me
Because of the whole "disappointed in me for not going to a physical college" thing

>first day
>going through syllabus
>... presentation at the end of the semester
>class dropped

I'm going to the student counseling center later this week. Anyone on anti anxiety meds and if so how much do they cost without insurance?

>>39375494
Ive literally told half my mother's family off. They're backward hippie trash and it felt refreshing as fuck. It's not just teenage angst given i really like and am liked by my father's family.

>>39375567
Eh I don't know my mother's family at all considering they disowned her (she was an accident)

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Joined the rugby team which is basically a frat, people actually want to be around me, haven't met a ton of girls yet but gonna fuck one tomorrow night, I've been working out a lot and getting buff, life is improving

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>>39369615
Can someone explain me why does the Russian ministry of education think that everyone from linguists to mathematicians has to take a philosophy course?
>Any cute girls in your classes?
More than half of them are cute, the rest are between 2/10 (rare) and 5/10 (common), this country is the robot hell.

>>39375714
its to make sure you're depressed and feel that existential emptiness that all the great scions of Russian culture have had.

>>39369633
My class is filled if 8+/10 and I'm such a fucking beta it hurts

>>39372075
I'm in the same situation. I've made a lot of racist jokes, but after actually interacting with a ton of blacks it amazes me that they can be so disrespectful and think their actions are normal.

Although I've met quite a few that are fine as well, so maybe it's just a cultural thing.

How do I fuck the sluts I see walking around campus? Should I stalk them?

>>39375803
I think that's kinda like asking how much a Ferrari costs. Its one of those things where if you have to ask at all, you can't have it.

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>>39369615
/pol/ack here. I come occasionally to this board because of
>tfw

I talked to a qt today and she responded positively. D-did I get a gf, lads? She didn't look like she did it out of pity.

I've got this girl that is maybe 5/10 who sits next to me in math and I've actually managed to talk to a bit. I wanna do my best to get with her but I honestly have no clue where to start.

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>>39375834
That's what they call being friendly, kamerade.

Also stop announcing you're from /pol/. This shit and /ptg/ is just giving us a bad name.

I masturbated to 6 out of the 10 girls in my class today. 4 more to go.
We're all gonna make it.

>>39375803
>Say hello, strike up a conversation, if conversation goes well ask to hang out/for number.
We can't do this because we are so fucking anxious we can't tell when the conversation is going well or if they're weirded out. So just throw yourself in the flames and face the rejection head on.
You only have a few weeks to do this at the beginning of the semester. Act fast or die.

>first day of class
>show up early
>ask pajeet is there
>ask pajeet if he saw the syllabus posted anywhere online
>pajeet declares us "friends" in front of the class during meet and greet the teacher initiates when class starts
>next class
>pajeet is there
>pajeet asks if I have a gf
>tfw no gf
>pajeet wants my sweet white hispanic boipucci
woe is me.

>>39375897
>>39375829
Sounds hopeless. I need tips on stalking

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>>39369615

Okay seriously what do I do? This is my third year at higher education and I'm transferring to a new school. I've made the same half assed attempts for the past six semesters and have gotten nowhere. I've never had a girlfriend, ever.

The real killer that has happened to me a few times is when I sit down next to a girl and we chat and I think I'm doing well. She laughs at my jokes/sarcasm and I think we are really hitting if off. Then the next fucking week the bitch loses all interest and sits on the opposite side of the room.

Anzu has a cute little butt :3

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>>39375857
>giving us a bad name
>us
>a bad name
>us

>>39375870
wad da fug bro

>>39375897
I know this feel.
How long do you wait to ask them something if they're obviously not sluts (virgin Christian girl)? It's just creepy if they don't know you and you ask for their number the first time you talk.

Recently got night shift job to save money so this semester will be tough in terms of attendance.
>third year of uni
>all the chicks save for two are ugly and stupid proles
>kissed one of the cute smart ones a year ago
>later she got schizophrenia
>didn't work out
>other chick quit around the same time
>uni only has political and sports clubs
>not much of a campus to speak of
>best friend whom I attend with getting married
>rest of my group is uninteresting

It's generally going to be a a boring and tedious semester. How does one meet people at a university? I may be a bit of an introvert, but I'd rather put the time I'll be spending there to better use.

>>39375963
I've made a throwaway gmail and signed up for the normie social media sites. Currently running through them to check on her online activity for signs of red flags. Protip: if you can't find any social media of a girl, you're either doing something wrong or she is a literal unicorn.

My friend first did this survey of people at his job when he was just bored. He compiled multipage dossiers on them in just a few hours. It works, and is great for sparing us robots from the humiliation of
>i already have a bf
Or, worse, finding out that she hates everything you like.

class doesn't start until like, the 25th here

>>39375986
>The real killer that has happened to me a few times is when I sit down next to a girl and we chat and I think I'm doing well. She laughs at my jokes/sarcasm and I think we are really hitting if off. Then the next fucking week the bitch loses all interest and sits on the opposite side of the room.
Sounds like you come off as weird and aggressive while they try to be polite. I got really lucky with the girl I talked to here>>39375834, since I already knew her back from HS (Just a year apart).
You need something in common to justify interaction so they can get used to you. Otherwise it's probably too off-putting and obvious that you are trying to hit on them.
I could be wrong, though. I'm a kissless virgin who just gave this sort of thing a lot of thought. Have to be well-prepared to cope with severe social retardation.

>>39376254

Okay I might come off as weird but I definitely don't come off as aggressive. What do you think I call people bitches to their face?

>>39369615
theres an autistic kid who sits near me and tries to talk like an edgy kid every time he speaks in class. i don't mean what he talks about, i mean he tries to channel the vocal range of an edgy kid and ends up wannabe tier. the fucker just constantly opens noisy shit all class period. yeah the class is boring but i'd rather be just bored than annoyed and bored

>>39376297
I mean sexually aggressive. You come on too hard. From what I've seen, women (especially whites and asians) like to be more subtle and think they're figuring something out instead of being bludgeoned with information.
As I said, the best way to deal with this is to research them beforehand and see if you have a common interest where you can meet up. Don't start a conversation about it, as if she suspects stalking, you're done. I mean go to events or maybe show interest in the topic independent of her. If she shows up/hears you talking about something you both like, that's a chance.

I cannot emphasize enough that this is all conjecture. The most important thing, though, is that you have plausible deniability for creep-tier behavior. That's why you have to be indirect.
Also, the
>jus b urself
meme isn't exactly wrong. Do try to act well, of course, but don't fake interest in something for a woman.

>>39369615
I know this is /r9k/ but falling for the 3D meme is the stupidest thing you can waste your time and energy on

>>39376148
it's not creepy that's just anxiety talking.
This is what normal people do.
I literally stood in line buying textbooks today for like 11 minutes next to a guy who did this with the girl standing next to him.
The worst part is the autism. We don't know if things are going well or not. So you just have to dive in head first and take the rejections until something goes right. This is hard to do though.
What broke me was thinking I got it right and watching it all go wrong. Then I stopped altogether.

>>39376361
Intentionally come late to class and don't sit by him. Jesus have you ever been to school before? There is not assigned seating.

>grades are through the roof
>got some research of mine approved for a conference so I get to fly overseas in a few months
>finally feel on top of everything for once

It's weird because I've been shitposting and wasting more time than ever. It just feels whenever I study now it's so much faster for me to understand new content. It feels like 1 study hour now is worth 5 study hours a few years ago.

>>39376872
I know that feel I feel it every time fall semester starts.
I'm super productive for a few weeks maybe a month or so but as the semester wears on I get progressively more depressed and alone, anxiety starts to go up, and pretty soon I'm spiraling out of control sleeping until 5pm and haven't been to class in 2 weeks.

>>39369615

Start? Here it only starts mid October again.

>>39372051
I fucking hate when uber drivers force conversation like that, I'm paying you to drive me somewhere not be my fucking friend I wish robot cars were a thing already like in total recall

>>39372135
This
>felt so much anxiety walking around campus
>feel like everyone is staring at me
>show up a week ago for senior year
>feel so comfortable
>smiled at a girl on my way to class this morning and she smiled back

>>39371924
What did they originally say?

>>39376808
>just anxiety talking.
Shit, are you serious?
>thinking I got it right and watching it all go wrong.

Care to elaborate on the steps you took? I'd appreciate if you told me so I don't fuck up a chance with a girl. All I've done is introduce myself so far. I had an excuse to do so, so nothing is implied by it (I hope). Planning to try and sit next to her to find out a little but more.

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>>39377163

>tfw agoraphobia but have to go to school
>hands shake in class
>people actually make eye contact/look in my direction around campus

>>39377222
I'm not the one to ask how to not fuck it up. I got her number, went on a date, and then fucked it up. That's what broke me.
I overcame my autism, asked out my literal dream girl, went on a date with my literal dream girl, and fucked it up.
Think of it like a war. There are many many many battles to win and if you seriously fuck up you might lose the whole thing. That's not comforting now, but it's important to realize.
So take it one step at a time. Don't focus on the next battle until the current one is over or you're going to lose.
I fucked up by being too anxious to function despite the fact that I knew she liked me because I was focused on the future and my mind is prone to worst case scenario it. And the idea of losing her tore me up inside and in the end became a self fulfilling prophecy.
So don't do that.
Take it, leave it, I'm not gonna tell you what to do beyond getting her number/date because I haven't done it myself.

>>39377865
Thanks, I'll try my best, anon. May you get another chance.

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>>39369615
>Any cute girls?
Jokes on you I'm taking an online course

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>>39369615
> Come in on the first day of school
> Hottie with grey hair I knew in high school is there, bf satus unknown, other girl with a bf who just calls me adorable all the time is there

> Come into first day of work
> All middle-aged women and the only girl my age gave off a bitchy vibe

Things look bleak but not completely dark. Hopefully my other classes and shifts harken better odds.

>>39369615
I've had to rework my schedule twice, the school system told me to get the wrong textbook for a class & I need the right one by tomorrow, & my club is on the verge of being disbanded because most of the officers from last semester won't reply to my emails.

pretty shit so far

>first transsexual I've ever seen in real life is in my programming class
>has features that clearly indicate the person is male
>they're feminine and beautiful despite this

Fuck 4chan for doing this to me

>>39377673
In freshman/sophomore year I had such bad anxiety being outside on campus that I started smoking two packs a day and whenever I was outside I had a cigarette in my hand.

>>39371377
I always like black nerds

>>39369615
Met the first girl to show any sign of interest in me

>>39378109
Is she a virgin? Are you both white?

>>39370424
You have passed your first quest. Your second quest is to somehow not fuck it up long enough for you to start dating, at which point you'll anxiously try to maintain literally the only cross-gender exposure you've ever had in your life.

I know all this because I'm also a virginal fuck going through the exact same situation, just slightly further along.

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>junior year and I'm taking freshman classes
>failed math multiple times
>never decided on what I wanted to major in so fucked around doing general requirements
>no friends at all
>sense of failure and guilt at an all time high because my parents are paying for this
>depression usually flairs up near the middle of the semester and during finals
>hits me like a freight train right from day one
>went hermit mode over the summer and my already shitty social skills are gone
>normies everywhere causing my anxiety to skyrocket
>already feel trapped and overwhelmed and nothings even been assigned yet
>just have this constant feeling of looming dread and vague despair
I just want to die now desu. If I could just go to sleep tonight and never wake up, that would be amazing. That's the best case scenario. It only gets worse from here.

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who here /not gonna graduate on time/

guys I'm fucking scared
>drop out of uni to support gf at time
>she gets degree
>says she'll work and I'll study now
>leaves me
>breaks my heart
>waste away for 2 years
>finally getting shit together
>reapply to uni
>accept.jpg
I-I was only joking. They legit accepted me back to start next year guys I'm freaking out. How do I prepare myself to go back? What should I do in the meantime to get myself in routine/habit?

>>39378228
If I get my shit together now it'll take me two and a half extra years.

>>39378221
this is me every semester.
I went to the counseling center this year, determined not to repeat it if I have to medicate myself to the point of retardation.
Haven't met with anyone yet but idk man... maybe try it. Nothing else has worked for me. It got to the point that I withdrew from semesters citing medical problems because I was going to fail all my classes.

>>39378202
I feel like half of us are going through this right now. I'm this guy>>39377222

May we all make it through the challenge of social interaction.

>>39370298
lmao u sound autistic

>>39378228
Nigger my freshman year after taking a year off was 2009
I'm still here.

>>39378282
just learn a trade, damn

>>39378252
Sleep early and keep doing it.

>>39378294
Well I wasn't there the whole time. Dropped out back in 09 and came back a few years later... but still.

>>39377984
Just introduce yourself to random people standing around.

You're in the hallway? Start a conversation.

A few basic templates to start conversations with people you have no legitimate reason to talk to other than you wanting to meet people:

- "Hey, so where are you guys from?" (Best one by far)

- Actually that's pretty much it

So uhh, yeah. Just ask people where they're from.

Oh yeah, and smile slightly, real cool like.

>just got my Bachelor's degree
>never went to parties or had any sort of contact with girls
n-next year it's gonna be different

>>39378252
>getting cucked by the roast

just

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>>39378332
>tfw a freshman girl did this to me last year
>walking along she just says hi
>tell her where I'm from ask her where she's from she tells me
>and then silence
>oh fuck what do I say
>uh uh uh uhuhuhasdfhhuhuhhhhhhh
>"well have an awesome day"
>y-y-you too

>>39378314
But I work night shifts and have to keep working to support myself
>>39378352
Yea no shit

>>39378267
Praise be to the gods of social interactions.

In desire for a non-awkward semester I sacrifice to thee one cringe story:


>sitting in college lounge
>obvious imageboard user on couch across from me
>flock of girls walk by
>he looks at them for a minute, says completely unprovoked, "do you guys want to do something tonight?"
>they look confused, pause
>finally one says "umm, actually we're going to bed"
>6:00
>cringe vicariously

>all these people talking to girls
>all these people getting complimented by girls
>all these people going out to drink And party
Why are you here? Genuinely curious, why waste your time on here if your a normie?

>>39378386
"Hey man, what's good?"
"Good man, thanks how are you"

>>39378406
We're all social retards cast into an environment where sometimes you have to talk to girls.

College is anywhere from 5,000 to 50,000 people, and it's basically a massive orgy. There's bound to be girls interested in some of us, despite how unlikely that may seem.

This is our story.

>>39378395
Amen, kamerad.
>>39378406
>getting complimented
No, just talked to one.
And partying is shit and degenerate. Fuck normies.

>>39378386
You say 'I don't know anything about that place'
or whatever comes to your mind, its in you, just have to not get in your own way

>>39378386
I fucking hate the awkward silence. What the fuck am I supposed to do once all relevant information has been exchanged? There are only so many things to talk about.

>>39378654
you the man dawg

you got to come up with conversation, you know how its great when someone comes up to you and starts telling you something, you have to be that for others and not selfish

>>39378720
>dawg
Are you even white, m8?

>>39375714
Philosophy 101 is required for all college educations. It provides logical reasoning skills.

>>39369615
Why is it so difficult to find a girl with a cute bob cut like that?

I'm starting a college course after Christmas, I've been a NEET for 5 years and haven't spoken to a girl that wasn't either related to me or a medical professional in that time.

Wish me luck lads.

>>39378386
Really enjoyed your short story anon. I think most everyone has at least one social interaction with a qt each year, regardless how brief it may be. Mine was last year (fall 2016 semester). Was attending last year at my CC before transferring to state uni. Was using a PC when this really cute girl sat down right in front of me to use the only other PC nearby. I'm autismo and get super nervous near cute girls so I avoid eye contact and try to remain focused on my work WHEN I CAN SENSE HER trying to make eye contact with me. THREE minutes later after she sits near me, some old fucking bitch of a female comes in and bitches that there are no more computers available and she really needs to use one. This is when I make eye contact with her for the first time and after about 10 seconds she tells the old bitch that she'll be done in a moment (she just needed to print something out). As the qt girl gets up we communicate via expressions only, like fuck this old bitch. This is when I say something along the lines of "I think this lady's too old to be in here." The wrong girl actually mildly laughed/smiled and at that moment I was feeling nirvana. The qt girl then got up and left, never interacted with her again...

The interaction between me and her lasted less than 30 seconds total, yet it was the complete highlight of my entire school year. The remainder of that semester I started to frequent the library even more in hopes I'd see her again, but I never did. I thought about her for many weeks after, it pains me I'll most likely never see her again, but at the same time I just enjoyed being in her life for those 30 seconds.

>>39369615
Taking another year off to /improve/ hopefully I can be a normal human bean next year

>>39378914
>wrong girl
Should be qt girl, on my fucking phone.

>>39378914
Hello I'm old and can tell you that you blew it, I would have too back then, you have to make moves, she won't and will hate you if you don't

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My first day was friday and it was an exercise in frustration for me. I'm taking 4 easy gen ed. classes and math for my first semester in college and I regret not taking the harder courses sooner to balance it out. Immediately, off the bat, the professors forced us to introduce ourselves to the class. It was so fucking awkward, I hated it.

One of my classes had group work, first day. One of my classes she made us pick a random name out of a hat and talk to that person about themselves, it was so painful.

The professors laid out all the stuff they want us to do for the semester, it's not too bad but pretty much all my classes sans the math class have a large socializing aspect to them and I'm just fucking like, why. This is the worst possible thing for a socially awkward anxiety ridden guy like me. Plus I'm significantly older than everybody else.

Why the fuck do they do this? I'm not taking history because I want to and if I have to take it, just teach us the material and give us a fucking test. I don't see why this group work bullshit has to be in there.

I thought the first semester would be easy and in terms of work I have to do myself, it is, but the group work aspect or the public speaking aspect is going to make my grades plummet. I hate that group projects are weighed even remotely heavily because I can't control the incompetency of other people. I could be on top of things but my partner can be a shitter who does things last minute and does it badly.

B is pretty much the max I can get in every class because the group work and shit is like 20-30% of the grade, I hate it so much. It's all classes I don't want to take too but have to because the college wants money.

This is going to suck. I should have taken a science class this semester but since this is my first time in a classroom after not being in school for like a decade. I would welcome a fucking Physics class right now though.

This is beautiful, /r9k/. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one struggling to talk to girls for the first time in my life.

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>already failing remedial math

>>39379026
Uhh, maybe so you learn some baseline social skills and break the ice a little, you bitter aspie

I posted this on /adv/ but feel like people here would possibly relate more.

I'm a senior (technically) in college now and I have no idea what the hell i'm doing. I go to a liberal arts school so it has a weird credit system, and this year I can graduate with a computer science degree if I take 6 more classes for 6 credits. But the major is extremely difficult for me and I really don't know what i'm doing at this point. My other alternative is to turn the business minor I have into a major, but is this shooting myself in the foot or should I continue with the computer science degree. School starts back in one week so I still have some time to decide my classes. And sorry if this doesn't make sense, drinking a little to ease the anxiousness.

>>39379026
Normies think if you force people with deep social anxiety into awkward social situations then they'll suddenly stop being socially awkward ignoring the fact that you've been dealing with this your entire life and they're not the first ones to force you into terrible situations and it just makes things worse because now your peers think you're a weirdo and you're on the verge of a panic attack.

>>39379169
it worked for the big bang theory guys

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>tfw in school from 10am to 8pm Monday and Wednesday
I'm happy I'm away from /r9k/ for almost 12hours, I finally feel productive and kinda useful. I might join a club and hopefully I'll be away from here for longer.

>Any cute girls in your classes?
There's a few in my English class but naturally I'm not gonna talk to them unless they talk to me.

>>39369615
I'm 10 years older than everyone else, and I haven't bought a backpack since I was 15, so I carry my shit in the camouflage bag the Army gave me.

Combine that with the fact that I have morning classes and work 3rd shift and I'm grouchy, red eyed and zone out a lot, and I already know that every one of these children are terrified of me, and the girl that sits next to me in my Cultural Anthropology (fucking kill me) class wants to jump my bones. The more rude/curt I am with her the more she flirts, and it pisses me off. She's not even bad looking, but I'm not fucking someone who doesn't even remember 9/11.

I fucking hate it, and I hate myself for not sucking it up and doing this shit 5 years ago when I still lived with my parents and didn't need to work.

I also have anxiety shits before and during class because I'm afraid I've been out of school too long to function, and just want to be home with my dog watching Burn Notice on Netflix.

So it's alright I guess. Pretty normal.

>>39369615
no classes till oktober for me

I'm working on a meme television broadcasting degree with a minor in communications.

All I wanna do is work in the background of some kind of talk show or help produce the local news. The college TV work so far is comfy as hell, hopefully I can land a job in the field.

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I'm going into 3rd year.

Got a super close best mate:
>browses r9k, wiz and 8ch
>also studies comp sci
>loves beer
>part of a wider circle of friends we're in

I'm dating what is the typical r9k dream girl:
>goth
>red circles under eyes
>wants to be with me always
>lurks r9k and browses Tumblr
>listens post punk and no wave
>watches french New Wave cinema

Did I make it?
Will life get worse from here on?

>>39380365
did you fucker her yet?

orggino mama mia

>>39369615
>Any cute girls in your classes?
1 girl in class. its a ugly fat fembot

>>39369615
>Be me
>20 y/o
>2nd year in engineering college
>Studying civil engineering
>All the girls there are either already dating, really old, or lesbians.
>I'm not very social, itroverted as hell
>Only interested in work and vidya gaems
>Good grades
>But no life, no girlfriend, very few friends
>At least I'll have a stable job and money when I'll graduate

>>39380365
Fuck off my board you fucking normie scum

>>39382377
How do you manage the group project ?

>>39375356
>Scotland
>for neuroscience
Couldn't get into Johns Hopkins?

My uni has this retarded system whereby if you classes are packed into modules which last half the semester. Each module has a theme and 4-5 subjects, each with their own exam. You don't get credits for the individual exams but only if you pass everything in the module. I've failed a grand total of 3 exams in 3 years of Uni and it resulted in me having to redo about 7-8 exams that I've already passed and extending my studies by an entire semester.

Does anyone else have this insane bullshit or is it just me?

>>39382486
whereby your classes*

>>39382436
I talk to people and actually listen to them. It was really hard at the start, but I somehow stopped being a total loser. Right now I'm in difficult period, I'm trying to be more social and overcome the circumstances that made me feel like shit, like social anxiety and PTSD, because I grew up in dysfunctional family and was bullied a lot. It's happening slowly, but happening.

>>39382467
lol seriously. Who brags about that? And neuroscience, really dude. That's useless unless you go to medical school and even then it's still useless.

>>39378395
Maybe he knew them? Either way it's extremely cringy. He probably had a few anons egging him on.

>>39378252
>>drop out of uni to support gf at time
>>she gets degree
>>says she'll work and I'll study now
>>leaves me
Do you have no balls? I bet she told you to drop out and you did it, then once your beta ass served it's purpose, she left. Jfc, why the fuck would you do that?

Im in a class full of redneck dudes and one ugly nochin girl

second day and I already lost my wallet, missed chances to make friends and stood alone in an event

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Just started last week! Initiation has been really fun so far. One week left.

There's a really cute girl that's interested in me. It's really obvious. She massages me while I'm playing drinking games. She likes resting her head on my shoulder and lap. She asks if I want company when I go to renew my parking which is like 200 m away. She drew a picture of me on the whiteboard, which is kinda wierd.

When she drew me she asked me if I drew stuff to which I responded "only lewd stuff". She said "Aren't real girls better?". I said something like "why choose 3d when you can have 2d? All you need is a pen." sarcastically but she didn't pick up on it. She seemed kind of disappointed.

She plays eu4. We were discussing having a LAN at my house. I was going to show her some pics from earlier LAN's I had and I accidentally clicked one from my Auschwitz-themed Halloween-LAN where one of my friends is getting "gassed" by the smoke machine. She seemed really put off by it. I tried to save it by saying that it was death-themed and not Auschwitz-themed but I don't think she bought it.

I FUCKED IT UP REEEEE

She had tons of red flags anyways. She has the reddit app on her phone and she hates imageboards.

Anybody got any good (read painless) ways to commit suicide

>>39383071
Study a History degree

I have another week still. I have a friend who is returning to school with me so I have a fellow old fag to hang with and don't have to pay any mind to the youth. I'm pretty good at hiding enough of my power level to not have problems but also showing enough so people know to leave me alone. Unless they need math help, for some reason I really like teaching math, it's really good studying for myself desu.

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>Smart enough to go to college/uni
>Robot

How do I salvage a conversation after the inevitable silence shows up? It happens every semester and I just want someone who enjoys talking to me.

>>39383071
Yeah I got some. How many do you want?

>>39383411
Find any way to segway to a new subject in said convo. Personally I always find talking about just stories or crazy things that happened in your high school before uni pretty interesting.

>young cute Italian woman as a teacher
Lectures are gonna be very engaging now

>going to large college with auditorium lectures
>Not going to a small private college where there's 20 people in a class

>>39383411
Be content with silence. Learn to be content with quiet around friends but willing to talk.

Any other college robots in the D.C area? Any other female track runners specifically? I have literally zero friends on my track team and my guy friends arent allowed at our practice.

>>39383053
fucking normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuuuck

>>39383411
I always say "what else" then bring up a different subject, like North Korea or food.

Been to 4 of this semester's 5 classes so far
>one has a few cute girls at a couple tables different from me, though I held the door for one on my way out of there and she smiled at me
>one had a couple girls sit right in front of me
>third was a lecture hall where I sit in the back without a girl near me
>fourth had two cute girls, who both seem pretty shy
>fifth is astronomy, which I have in a couple hours

I feel like I'm doing schoolwork all my waking hours and I have no friends and I'm tired all the time and I'm depressed

>>39370424
My recommendation from here is to say "hey" the next few times you see her then reduce to a slight smile then go back to being strangers like I did with every person I have talked to in uni

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What's the best way to make some friends? I've been at my school for a year and I don't have have a single person to talk to. I joined a cyber security club, and while I like it, I've had no interaction with anyone in it because it's kinda just an extra lecture I have to attend. Any tips for making friends in some of my classes(all are large auditoriums), have any club recommendations, or tips? I kinda just want to have someone to talk to and meeting a qt would make me pretty happy

>>39370234
>mommy telled me I'm pretty 2 many tiem

>>39370234
Exact same with me dude, making friends is easy, anything further is impossible.