can a fembot please wish me happy birthday through an audio?

Neither female nor audio, but still, happy birthday to you, anon.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s13DB203EZ4k
have a good one!

>>39362405
kek
inb4 actually original

>>39362405
Seems like a real person wow

>>39362405
that sounds fake af

>>39362332
have a happy birthday, maybe try to go out some more and make friends. You're better off going out of your comfort zone and exceeding someday than spending the rest of your days alone.

I think you should at least try to be a bit inspired by Ethans story from h3h3productions, I think he made a pretty good comeback in multiple tough situations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec1syKOdlwo

>inb4 JEWISH REEE
>inb4 REDDIT REEE

at least h3h3productions didn't stay in his room having crippeling depression for the rest of his life and I think everyone can get succes to some degree if they at least step outside their comfort zone.

>>39362490
pls fuck off you jewish reddit nigger

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kK9pFqtrdj

Can someone send me 30 bucks to my PayPal for my birthday?

>>39362332
What about a fembot with a feminine benis will that do?

>>39362628
I want a gf with this voice
>inb4 trap

>>39362682
Thats a trap anon so put your dick back in ya pants and stop fapping

>>39362637
I can show you my penis and other dick pics at most if you are down

>>39362628
Thats a shemale for sure

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>>39362389
thanks anon, i appreciate it
>>39362490
trust me i've tried so many times in the past. there's no hope for me anymore
>>39362628
this means a lot. thank you femanon
>>39362658
sure i don't mind.

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>>39362774
I hope your birthday isn't too miserable anon

>>39362774
When I mean fembot.. I pretty much mean a man with a thick dick M8

>>39362774
Thats a trap OP dont be fooled

I have a high pitched voice for a guy, pretty convincing girl most phone calls. Will that do anon?

>>39362877
Not him but if you could do that and moan be pretty hot maybe say "fuck me daddy"

>>39362877
Are you a trap? Or just a feminine man (twink)

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>>39362332
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03qwLOLfFHd

>>39362861
Does that even matter? At least it would make his day since he has a birthday.

>>39362968
"Happy birthday enon"

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>tfw it's also my birthday
>tfw no messages from anyone
>tfw playing overmeme because im not sure how to spend today in a meaningful way

>>39362968
Fuck off you attentionwhore
unsurprisingly this is not orginal

>>39362332
What a petty pathetic bastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O-KFG2O_QY

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>>39362823
they're usually the worst days for me but this thread has helped make me feel better. i'm thinking of spoiling myself with a bunch of takeaway since i tend to stick to a healthy diet
>>39362861
it's better than nothing at least. they sound like a girl to me anyway
>>39362877
as long as it's convincing enough i don't mind.
>>39362968
this put a big smile on my face. seriously thank you. i felt like a child again listening to that
>>39363035
i'm sorry anon. i hope your day isn't too bad. you should treat yourself to some good food. that's what i plan to do

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>>39363035
if you're from australia and play league we can hang out for a bit

>>39363084
I am not from australia but I appreciate the offer

>>39363081
ty, I'm probably gonna go get a burrito

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>>39363035
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PSpHjG9nhq

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>>39362332
>>39363035
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWzv0HXMTh
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWzv0HXMTh
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWzv0HXMTh

>>39363844
p-please be my gf aaaaaaa

>>39363844
>>39363147
Gracias fembots