I want to kill myself

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Hanging is pretty good, its quick and there is almost nothing you could do wrong, I mean even 13 year old girls managed to hang herself.

Jump at the subway and piss some normies off.

>>39357887
bullet to the head if you have access to guns, don't jump from a high place because if you regret it mid air the feeling will be awful.

KILL THE PRESIDENT

if you're going to commit suicide WHY NOT TAKE OUT TRUMP FIRST?

The shotgun method usually works, don't aim up at the ceiling though

>>39357956
Because that would actually require effort.

>>39357909
might try this one out actually
>>39357921
scared of heights
>>39357922
>>39357967
dont own a gun
>>39357956
i live in canadia

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https://my.mixtape.moe/nktkde.mp4
the fall down might suck

>>39357909
>13 year old girls
That doesn't necessarily mean it's easy for older people. A 13yo girl's throat would be thinner and more easily compressed, cutting the blood supply to the brain and make her unconscious in about <5 seconds. That would be almost painless but it's much harder for adults.

would you consider raping a girl or something first? do anything you want even if it's illegal before you kill yourself

>>39357989
>scared of heights
You're not ready to die.

>>39357989
>might try this one out actually
You will fail, trust me.

>>39358012
not lesbo

>>39358025
>girl
>trying to kill herself
Lmao@u right now. Women have statically much lower success rate at suicide.

>>39357887

I suggest a method which you keep to yourself. No need to involve us in your drama.

Bye now!

>>39358048
yep thats why I'm asking for methods my dude

>>39357989

Gonna be offing yourself so why not splurge for the quickest and most effective?

Cyanide is the next best I've got for ya

>>39358064
If youre really thinking about killing yourself hanging is a really good option. How old are you anon?

>>39358136
19 yo
oreogi

OP Need someone to chat to?
Originally original

>>39358142
4/10 because im replying to you.
GTFO come back when youre +30 with no job, friends nor future.

>>39358209
yeah don't mind
oreogi

>>39358234
Discord?
still original

>>39358251
could you post yours?
OREGIO

>>39358266
Give me a bit I'll make a throw away

>>39358266
Throwaway1234#3129

>>39358276
>>39358266
>>39358251
>>39358234
>>39358209
>makes thread about suicde
>casually hints at being female
>need someone to talk to m'lady?
You can't make this shit up lmao

>>39358023
Why do you think that? Hanging has a good succses rate. Or do you think that OP dont really want to kill himself so he will fail on purpose?

>>39358314
>I want to kill myself. Not a bait. Not a troll. I literally just want to kill myself.
Well what did you expect

>>39358008
I've been thinking about jumping recently. Used to want to overdose but I doubt I could get my hands on anything reliable.

The fall would be terrifying though. Even those fear fall rides at amusement parks scare the shit out of me.

>>39358383
overdosing would actually be good. i might do that with rivotril

>>39358410
I actually tried that last year. Don't remember how much I took but it didn't do shit.

My shitty psychiatrist inexplicably prescribed me like 180 clonazepam tablets as though he was inviting me to kill myself. I didn't take that many but the amount I took I would've expected to do something.

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>>39357887
Get revenge first don't be a cuck

>>39358495
damn well fuck
oreo

>>39358375
I mean these lines are cheesy as fuck, you should have known that something was wrong

>>39357887
>Go to some deeply hateful place
>pretend to be a gay trans person
>get beaten to death
>?????
>profit

>>39357989
>i live in canadia
>implying

have some impact, after millions of years of evolution you can't end it without impact. if you're not taking anybody important with you, you may have some other kind of positive impact, like volunteering for a while, directioning that potential you have towards people with the most needs, like.. idk, niggers from Canada, migrants who left an even worse live behind, children (robots of tomorrow)

>>39358530
This OP

The society made you hate yourself so much that you would prefer killing yourself over living in this world.
Why do you let them get away with it.

Just think about what the normies will think about you. Why did he choose the easy way out. He could do everyting with his life but he chose to be a loser.

Just show at least one of them, what it feels like having no control over their life. Humiliate them and revenge yourself, that's the only way you can be a hero.
And always remember that they deserve it.

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>>39357887
As always, a shotgun is probably the best option, but this is a tie if you can't afford a shotgun.