>tfw the humans have two hands but only pet you with one at

>tfw no balls

femcat here, I know that feel, especially when they start stroking your nipples with 1 hand

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>>39357689
my human pets me with both
get on my level catbot

>>39358072
But you're a niggerchink cat

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>>39357689
>tfw your owner uses you as a silencer while he goes on a homicidal rampage.

I... It'll get better, right guys?

>>39358113
suppressor in pooper or gtfo

>>39358086
at least I get loved properly wait until you end up in the streets wondering what happened to your human

>>39358307
My human will be my food supply until the authorities show up.

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Day of the Ningen when

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>>39358525
Z-zamasu..

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I dont even like my human that much, I just want to sleep and be left alone

I reported you guys go to soc