Manic Pixie Dream Girls

kill yourself you complete piece of filthy shit

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>>39358380
She's waiting for you, anon.

I just want to help.

>>39357646
>The rest of the world wants you to be happy
Not all of it. There are some parts of the world that absolutely do not care about my happiness. Some of these parts are dangerously close.

If I meet a mpdg, great. I'm not going to make myself vulnerable to my enemies for the chance.

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>>39358829
When we say "the world," we don't mean individual people. We mean the world as a whole, life and Gaia or whatnot.

You won't meet your MPDG unless you put yourself out there.

>>39358873
I'm posting on an anime fanforum talking to you right now.
The world is people anon.
If you were alone in the world, it wouldn't be the world as we know it.

>>39358928
You misunderstand. The internet is not representative of real life. Go outside and you'll meet your MPDG.

>>39359043
You aren't real life?

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>>39359056
Either take the advice or just end it now. Nothing will change with your smart ass quips.

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>>39357646
I tried that. Today she told me about how great her new boyfriend is despite knowing how much I like her then tells me "We're friends anon, not lovers. I just don't like you that way".

Fuck off.

>>39359086
I'm not wrong though am I?
If you're wrong why should I take your advice? You need to show me the things you say are true.

Remember what I said about the world, and that some parts do not care about my happiness?
Which part are you?

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>>39359094
You can't give up. You have to try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try forever until you win.

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>>39359134
No, fuck off normie.
I've had enough of trying and being hurt.
>Other anon argues with you
>"Wow just take the advice or kys"
Really, fuck off, you're nothing more than a normie who wants to feel like he did something useful today.

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>>39359157
Life is pain. No one has it easy. You can give up, or keep trying.

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>>39357646
Trying to rely on an idealized image of women to save me seems like it would be a pretty bad decision.
I'd essentially let my fate be in the hands of chance, seeing how the chances of me not only meeting somebody like that, but also actually being able to tolerate them myself are less than stellar.

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>>39359195
What other choice do you have? Everything is chance but unless you play the game, you have NO chance of wining.

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>>39359273
>What other choice do you have?
To not rely on other people for personal gratification.

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>>39359304
Then don't. Go out and do it on your own or just give up.

>>39359180
>No one has it easy.

Chad and women do

>>39359374
They may have a slight advantage, but that's all. Everyone goes through pain and hardship.

>>39359403
>slight advantage

they practically own the world anon

>>39359403
There are women right now who make 10k+/month just for being hot.

>>39359447
Chad's only advantage is that he tries. Haven't you seen how even Eggman has become Chad?

>>39359457
Jessica Nigri makes 50k a month. So what? Use your talents.

>>39357646
>has its own acronym like it's a thing
what new 2017 fetish is this

>>39359480
>So what?
So... Women have it ridiculously easy? Some bitch makes 2x what I make in a year because she's attractive. Fuck this world.

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>>39359556
And you have talents and can do things she can't. Either make something of yourself or just give up. What do you expect to happen if you don't even try?

bugger that

>>39359556
Making 300k is still a huge amount.

You should be proud.

>>39359599
I fix computers and make slightly more than welfare would give me because I can't make it through an interview without having a panic attack.

>>39359631
Just realized I made a typo. I meant to say she makes 2x in a month what I make in a year, and it's probably more like 3x

>>39359633
You chose that path.
Get some anxiety meds.
See a shrink.

Jessica Nigri got boob implants. Do whatever it takes.

>>39359645
My parents chose that path for me by beating me, neglecting me, not taking me to school and never teaching me any life skills. Considering you are giving some seriously Chad tier advice, I don't think you belong here.

An overwhelming majority of these types of girls are the cancerous tumblr types. Sure maybe a handful of them aren't but the chances are low plus the already low chances of a robot even getting to know a girl. You're basically picking hard mode

>>39359678
Oh. I didn't realize you had no will of your own. You're not sentient, I get it.

>>39359679
You're picking the hard mode.

>>39359759
You go on a board for losers and virgins and tell everyone that their problems are their own fault. You do realize a sizable chunk of the users of this board have had horrible lives, right? We are a product of our environments, so are you. We are broken because we had shitty families, parents who didn't love or actively hated us and you expect that those people are just going to one day pull themselves up by their bootstraps? Get the fuck out of here.
>Oh, your parents taught you nothing, beat you and locked you in a room for most of your life? Lol just see a shrink

>>39358755
Didnt you hear what that man said? Typical dumb wet hole. Cant even fallow simple instructions.

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>>39357646
I would if I only knew how.

>>39359938
Stop watching anime, go outside and meet people.

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>>39360154
>literally just beeeeeeeeeee urself

fuck off