Woke up from a 6 year coma two weeks ago

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Jesus, you really have been in a 6 year coma, haven't you?

>>39351684
Yep. Got in a bad car accident in 2011. Still in the recovery process.

>>39351676
proof? origggg

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>>39351676
heres a quick rundown
>nazis
>frogs
>cosmic apocalypse
>bogdanoffs
>memes are reality
>/pol/ changed the course of history and got donald trump elected as president
>tumblrite superwholock sjws vs faggot kekistanis in the streets
>civil war in america
>world war 3

also fallout 4 was released and the former head writer for half life 3 released what would have been the plot for the game bc his NDA ran out

>>39351781
There should be news articles, waking up from a 6 year coma is a miracle.

>>39351676
>>39351760
Fucking prove it, I dare you.

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>>39351676
good news, Bethesda is still milking skyrim, so you havent missed much

all you need to know about the current year is KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

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>>39351676
You missed a lot of crazy stuff the best rundown you're going to get
>election comes up
>we uncover a fuck ton of dirt on the DNC
>it involves pedophile rings, assassinations, and political dirt
>during the unearthing of this we find out that Pepe is the reincarnation of a primordial god named KEK
>Through digits we have been making happenings happen
>This caused more chaos and all sides losing their shit
>Learn Donald Trump is a time traveler
>Coincidentally find a lot of things including a children's book having frogs and named of Trumps family
>Trump's official mentor also has an obsession of frogs
>Pepe is in the stars
>Prophecy later pops up on /pol/
>It's so far 3/4ths of the way through true we've only gotten that far
A lot of crazy shit but
>both sides have now been infiltrated by shareblue and glow in the dark CIA niggers
>they are literally performing terrorist attacks
>shareblue is owned by DNC fyi
I wish I was making this up 4chan has more than doubled its users because of this entertaining shitfest at least the Pepe memes are popping now

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>>39351979
>>>/pol/

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

the only important thing to know is that 4chan is the most powerful force in the world and the global establishment will stop at nothing to end us or they will die trying, so great is our threat. i wish i was joking. you should go back to your coma. this world isn't worth being a part of anymore.

>>39351676
You wouldn't be able to walk nor write
nice rp thread I guess

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>>39352024
>>39352086
You seriously have no idea what went on while you were in a coma we're being raided by globalists being paid to shitpost for each post they make.

>>39351676
If you're being serious, how shocked are you that Donald Trump is President? Like, that must really freak you out, right?

>>39352138
I voted for the guy different anon here and I was still shocked he won I was really happy

>>39352151
Yeah but to someone from 2011, that must be surreal. It's like if I went into a coma and woke up to find out Arnold Schwarzenegger is President like in Demolition Man or something.

>>39351676
>me gusta face
most promising piece of evidence that this is real

>>39352184
Wait until he finds out everything that happened the surreal shit that went on the image boards the primordial chaos and literal infiltration of government agencies and unearthing of globalist pedophile terrorists working for the DNC or PizzaGate. He's going to absolutely shit himself.

>>39352138

I want to see OP respond to this...how fucking weird would it be that donald fucking trump is president

>>39352138
>>39352358
OP here. I'm actually just surprised republicans won at all. Most people hated conservatives before I went under.

>>39351908
Never had the chance to play it. How's it hold up to Morrowind?

feel any different from before or after the coma man? good thing you lived.

>>39352420
Skyrim and Fallout 4 already came out they were really bad and need like hundreds of mods to be fun. Video games basically died and MGSV came out and it wasn't even finished I mean that in the most literal sense. A new Mass Effect game came out and actually somehow crashed the IP it was so bad. Everyone in Grunge is now dead besides Eddie Vedder.

>>39351676
>Whats up with all the nazis now?

Same as last time, fucking Jews pushing communism again.

>>39352478
I get a lot of headaches from the information overload. I'm tired a lot and my legs barely work. I plan to get better by the end of the year.