what are some things to do before you kill yourself

try heroin
hooker
lsd
maybe kill someone else?
idk stuff like that I suppose

>>39351647
Go on a spritual journey to become one with nature. Then kms naturally and let nature eat me and digest me whole. After that its all depending on afterlife or not

>>39351660
>heroin
>lsd
also DXM because a really high dose makes you feel un-alive, something outside of life. I can't explain it but when OP feels it he'll know

Be an hero and kill some big important person, starting a world war if possible.

>>39351660
scratch acid and replace with mushrooms

You might change your mind afterwards. Life is already temporary, why cut it short?

>>39351698
yeah this
basically get as fucked as you can on mind altering drugs
might change your perspective on killing yourself too

>>39351711
THIS we need more Gavrilo Princep and less pointless robot suicide

>>39351698
I tripped on DXM last night for the first time. I'm a little concerned because of how amazing it was. It's a slippery slope when it comes to chugging tussin

whats the best way to get DXM?

>>39351744
>It's a slippery slope
not really. you won't get that same trip unless you wait like 3 months. that's just how serotonin works

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>>39351720
>Life is already temporary, why cut it short?
this is one of the things people say to make me less suicidal but only really backs up my reasons for doing it.
life is a temporary little experience of consciousness that people should savor if possible, but my life is nothing but one painful moment next to another, i don't see why i should keep it up if it's just pain, if this is all pointless then there's no reason to stick around

>>39351762
from the store
origionilitity

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>watch anime
>fap
>eat pizza and hamburgers
>dance alone in your room to a sad song
>watch the sunset
>cry one last time

>>39351857
can you suggest decent animes for someone who doesn't watch anime
and should I watch them dubbed or subbed

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>>39351647
>leave a list of your possessions and who/where you want them to go to (be thoughtful.)
>repeat your vices ritual the day of 2b edgy (drinking, smoking a pack, eating, w/e)
>Go to a place of worship, just in case (even if you're atheist. pick somewhere and just attend. if God's gonna send you a sign, he'll send it there.)
>Listen to music you admire
>Try not to eat on your last day, because you shouldn't blow your brains out on a full stomach

>>39351774
I dunno man, maybe its just what works for me. Without pain there is no joy. You need to take the good with the bad, and sometimes we concentrate so much on the bad we become blind to the good in the world.

Id rather be sad and trying to figure life out, than just ceasing to exist entirely.

>>39351871
your lie in april
one week friends
anohana
silent voice

these ones make me cry, i don't watch anime either so trust

>>39351911
do you watch them with subs or dubbed?

>>39351774
you will be happy again. fact
wait until then my man, its tough for everyone at some point

>>39351920
dubs might make it easier to relate to the characters
i don't really have a preference, it's just that dubs might have bad production value and bad acting, the original voice acting performances are usually quite good

Want to greentext your present life situation, OP? Maybe post your location if you want to hang out with a robot and do the hooker / LSD thing before you pass on

>>39351871
Watch subbed 90% of the time, unless you're illiterate then dubbed I suppose
- Sword Art Online (best bet)
- Neon Genesis Evangelion
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
- Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
- Tokyo Ghoul

>>39351647
Probably not what you're going for but every robot should destroy (or at least encrypt) their hard drive first. No need for family or whoever to find questionable shit and lessen their opinion of you even more after you die.

go backpacking

not the gay rich kid backpacking, like get an army surplus backpack, shove a bunch of hobo tools in there and hitch hike from new orleans to seattle

>>39351792
Not him, but literally everybody puts acetaminophen in them now days, of which, even if you don't care about your liver fucks up your stomach lining.

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>>39351871
Try Haibane Renmei.

Trust me.

>>39352870
that image looks pretty dope so I probably will check that out

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Become an astronaut through legitimate means.

Defeat my robotic tendencies and surpass the normies who operate on autopilot via skill and experience on manual.

>I may be down, but it doesn't mean I'm out.

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Planning to kms on or around/after my 27th birthday, which is this October. Figure might as well join the 27 club. I'm just not happy. I've come to terms that perhaps depression and anxiety truly are an inescapable disease.

Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell had everything, fame, money and most importantly a loving family. Or a family at the very least. If that isn't enough, what is? What chance do I have to find happiness if they couldn't despite seeming to have it all?

The best example is probably my uncle, though. Plenty of money as a life insurance salesman. Kids, a wife, a nice house and a dog. He shot himself 2 years ago. Luckily he survived, but after speaking to him I realized how similar him and I are. I fear I am heading down that same dark genetic path, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. Pretty sure I'm in the early stages of schizophrenia or something as well. Tend to hallucinate images and voices. It scares me.

I just plan on cleaning my room and my internet history. Maybe I'll confess my feelings for the girl I've been falling in love with. We're great friends and I do love her, being around her makes me feel so wonderful, and happy that I am still alive. She's already got a boyfriend however. I don't want her to be angry at me before I go, if I do express what I feel.

I didn't ask for these feelings. I didn't ask to be born.

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>>39351647
I'd upgrad my Cherokee to become a armoured car
>Get some loud speakers
>put in armour car
>https://youtu.be/-7SIAtRVWmY
>get some guns & PCP & moonman mask
>go into the ghetto blasting niggers
>kill until some nog gets luck and ends me
Black neighborhoods make the beat shooting ranges

>>39352380
>Sword Art Online
stop posting

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>>39351932
>happy again
>again
Whew

Sky diving. Two birds, one stone.

call a nigger a nigger to his face

>>39351774
Maybe you could be the hero that finds the threshold of human suffering and lives to tell about it.

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>>39351932
>you will be happy again. fact
>am 32
>haven't been happy since 23
>still stuck with you fucks.

W-when is this supposed to happen anon!? I'm getting sick of fucking waiting.

>>39355290
>waiting

Thats your problem mate, just start doing shit that makes you happy

>>39351647
Find a reason to live a little longer I guess. Craig ferguson said he was going to kill himself until he got wasted at a bar and forgot to do it.

>>39355325
Not that anon, but nothing excites me anymore. I can't even feel sadness anymore. I'm just a husk.

>>39355325
Anon, I can't think of a single thing that would anymore. Even the thought of being in a relationship has lost it's luster. The thought of traveling and seeing the world has lost it's luster. I in the literal sense can't thing of a single thing anymore that makes me or could make me happy. How am I supposed to try when nothing sounds appealing to try?

>>39355397
This is when he tells you to keep trying because there has to be something
there isnt

>>39355420
Maybe I should just end it all.I'm such a coward thinking about dying though. Anon what do you think happens at death, you think there is just a void where you aren't even conscious? Maybe there is a God but he is so far advanced of us he just gives us our own personal paradise regardless of how we lived. Or maybe it's just us reliving our happy moments over and over? Or maybe our worst moments? Anything seems better than being trapped in this limbo for 50+ years.

>>39355397
just smoke weed, you'll be happier after that

>>39355528
I used to 10 years ago from 19 to 22. But I started smoking more and more and eventually it lost it's effects on me, I kinda have the personality of an addict so I just quit because I was going off the deep end and decided to live in misery.

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>>39352380
>Sword Art Online
Shit Taste C O N F I R M E D

If anyone here had the courage to do any of this ya wouldn't be suicidal.

The correct answer is fap

>>39355521
I think of death as a moment of peace, a much deserved rest after a long life. If you want to kill yourself, go ahead, but that would be a waste. You can kill yourself anytime and anywhere, the pursuit of happiness is the opposite. It's fleeting, always shifting, never the same. This then becomes an argument about the pursuit being worth the suffering. That's a question I can't answer, everything is relative. But for me, yes, at least sometimes it is. Seeing other people happy is what keeps me going. I genuinely enjoy people smiling and having fun, maybe because I can't experience it myself.
Anon, what's important is not where you're from or where you're going. It's where you're at.

>>39351647

I'd like to spend a few months going around several countries in Asia. Walking around and exploring nature.

Your whole networth on black at the casino

>>39352380
Higurashi is grade a robotcore. Try Shiki as well op.

If you're planning suicide the second one especially should be right up your alley.

Trying playing the games Ib and Yume Nikki if you're a vidya kind of guy.

>>39352991
I hope you become one anon.

>>39353138
Please dont do it. One anon wants you to live. Defy that dark genetic path

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>>39355290

>last time I felt happy was when I was twelve
>I'm now 21

At least you're saying that I'm going to be happy some time before I turn 23!

Right?

>r-right?

>>39351871
Death note and Monster. Maybe attack on titan. I don't see the point in watching them subbed, I don't understand a single word anyway, so dubbed is much better imo.