What is the hardest thing about relating to normies for you?

Ball sports.

I don't follow them at all. Couldn't give less of a shit about them. But they comprise like 50% of small talk on campus.

>illicit drug use
>lack of research
>shallow interests
> rampant drug use
>wanting to score constantly

Their general carefree, aloof type attitude. Not ever thinking about the future, being able to live in the moment, being able to slow their brain down and not think so much. I am kind of jealous honestly.

>>39350924

Drug use means nothing, I've done more drugs than most normies and I'm a robot virgin.

>>39350973
I am allergic to cigarette smoke, and it really makes me ill.

Being competitive. Like playing sports or team games in classes and whatnot. I just can't relate to that.

>thinking anything that goes against their norms as weird
>having kids out of wedlock constantly without regard
>drunken lifestyle
>illicit drug use
>sports
>lack of imagination overall
>only doing mainstream things

>>39350887

How they're mostly up front with their feelings and thoughts about things. The idea of opening up to someone scares me to death.

>>39350973
>Their general carefree, aloof type attitude. Not ever thinking about the future, being able to live in the moment, being able to slow their brain down and not think so much. I am kind of jealous honestly.

This is my isue too.
I can't count the amount of times normies have said something along the lines of "Why do you care about that? Just stop thinking about it." to me.

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>>39350887
Willingness to be around others. Is it just that my brain is wired differently? I have to sort of prepare myself for being social around others and I find it draining to be in their presence too long.

>>39350887
Either
>check out that ass, I'd fuck that all night long
Or
>despite not knowing that person I'm definitely better than them at X

>>39350887
Rampant materialism. Sure, I buy shit when I can afford it, and maybe it's a coping mechanism for being porn all my life, but I can't see how having the nicest phone, the newest car, the biggest house is supposed to be comforting

>>39351027
>lack of imagination
I always hear this from robosexuals. Does lack of imagination mean not being a D&D playing, anime watching, meme spouting r9k edge lord wannabe badass?

I get nervous and sweaty and shakey around them and then I get boner and tummy farts.

When I get past that I don't know what to talk about with them, last time I tried having a conversation with a girl I ended up talking about a graveyard I visited full of dead children who got raped by priests.

How easily they live. How they speak of needless things

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>>39351128
This. I DON'T GET IT. It's just more expensive shit to maintain. You're not impressing anyone other than other shallow morons

>>39351097
Social interactions are only draining if you don't appreciate the people you're with. Either get to know them better, or simply go and meet new people.

>>39350973
Huh. For me it's the opposite. I can't relate to the fact that they take the most asinine, trivial shit seriously. The aloofness is a feint and a lowkey competition. It's not real. Normies care about tons of shit. They just don't know how to recognize or communicate anything and are in cycles of mindless bullshit.>>39350973


The world would be a terrible place if people actually cared about nothing. Normies and robots a like would get slaughtered.

>>39350887
Their "conversations" are just endless bragging, trying to prove to each other that they're amazing people and have everything figured out.

>>39350887
Nothing hard. I get along fine with them. I just don't want to do it when I have a hangover from binging on drugs by myself. It gets me easily irritated and uninterested.

That's literally it.

>>39351213
Or stop wasting your time with interactions period. They're invariably boring and superficial. People 99% of the time have nothing to say at all.

>>39351213
>Social interactions are only draining if you don't appreciate the people you're with
Get the fuck out you fucking normal.

>>39351128
Control the dopamine, control the person.

I very rarely watch mainstream TV shows or movies, so I have a hard time relating any time they start talking about that stuff. Which, based on my office, is quite often.

>>39351213
But then normies go out to social places, full of strangers they don't even fucking know, and they somehow manage just fine. I don't get it, man.

The way they constantly state pointless things that don't need saying.

>weather is cold
>Normie: "It's cold!"

>attractive woman walks by
>Normie: "She's hot!"

>hear something bad on the news
>Normie: "Oh, that's horrible!"

>fly buzzing around the room
>Normie: "I hate flies!"

>get to work on Monday
>Normie: "I hate Mondays!"

WHY DO YOU NEED TO VOCALISE THEE THINGS

SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

How they just talk about their friends and pointless shit happenning around them (x fucking y, z going here or there, stuff happened in the past with k and n). I can't really feel any kind of interest usually.
They do not discuss about ideas, feelings, great movies, problems, solutions, events around the world etc-etc...

>>39350887
I just generally don't like the music or their sense of humor. I can't say I hate partying but I don't like dancing especially to the lame ass music.

>>39351227
I rather binge on the drugs too. Do you think talking to some drunk I'll never see again is more interesting than getting the rush of a high and fucking around with media under my control?

>>39351269

I feel the same way. I often dont say anything unless its a constructive thing to say. Even when Im in business calls, I dont say much; I notice that people just say random stuff like "oh yeah maybe we can do this" but not because they think its good but because they just want to appear like they're saying something. i don't get the concept of talking if there isnt something worthwhile to say

>>39351269
Yes, and meanwhile insightful you doesn't say a word to anyone all day. Smart move!

>travel
>alcohol

pretty much all of my coworkers ever talk about, their all women in their 40s+ though so it's easy to ignore them

>>39351226

Its such a toxic thing. If you listen to a group of normies its like they're all competing with each other trying to "one up", brag, make themselves look better.

>>39350887
The fact that they ruin just about everything in tech.
They ask me questions about complicated topics on computers and computer science; they expect answers to be simplified or made into metaphor when it's impossible to do so.
Religion.
They're sometimes extremist rightwing or leftwing.
Sports.
Youtube "stars".
Gaming streamers...why the fuck don't you PLAY the VIDEO GAME instead of WATCHING someone else? It's like being a video game cuck.
Alcohol; I'm into amphetamines and don't know why anyone would use anything else.
Why go on?

>>39351260
The thing is, when you go out, you're not going out most of the time to meet the love of your life or your best friend for the next 50 years. You just go shoot the shit with whomever is setting next to your bar stool.

You don't need to take everything so seriously.

>>39350887

People are going to call this arrogant maybe, but I don't know how else to say it: most normies seem to lack intellectual humility. Most of us on 4chan seem to know that we really don't know much. We know that getting to the truth of the matter is often impossible, that we're being manipulated by the media every day, that truth is hard and we're often just giving our version of events.

But normies seem to parrot whatever they hear and pass it off as fact. I always hear them quoting dietary guidelines like "x and y are so healthy for you!" and other stuff when its of dubious truth. They seem to believe anything, even "educated" people are afflicted by this (in some ways, even worse). They seem to speak as if they know what they're talking about, whereas on 4chan I notice we speak as if we DON'T know what we're talking about. This is why 4chan feels so different from reddit; reddit embodies that normie quality where they feel they have a grasp on the truth

>>39351326
And this fucking attitude.
I talk to people just fine if there's a reason to.
How would I be improving anybody's day by spouting inane shit non-stop?

>>39351260
drink alcohol and try to chat with people.

>>39350887

A lot of people here are saying things like "they only talk about shallow things". I don't think that's fair, or true. I don't think I'm smarter/better than normies. It's more I just can't relate to HOW they talk about stuff.

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>>39350887
I don't understand how they can be so social.

Look at that gif, I understand that not all normalfag parties are as crowded as that but people like that feel genuinely excited to be there, and they look forward to it. If I had to go to a place like that, or even any gathering at all, I would be panicking for a week in advance.

And when they talk to each other they just know what to say, and they're so open about themselves and I could never do any of it.

How do they have friends? How do they drink alcohol and do drugs and around other people?

There are other things but I'm having a hard time putting them into words. I don't think I belong on this planet.

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>>39351412
you don't seem to understand that to the Normie the most important thing is keeping things normalized.

Talking about bullshit is the #1 go to normalization strategy for normies.

>>39350887
The football

I'm sorry but watching people kick a ball around for 90 minutes just isn't fun to watch, it bores the shit out of me but it's all anyone talks about and I fucking hate it.

>>39351437
As an anon who is objectively smarter I can safely say the odds of a good conversation are about one in a thousand with your average crop of normies

>>39351441
>go to party
>nervous as hell
>they hand me a shot glass
>can barely hold it straight cause i'm so nervous
>have to hold it up with everyone else
>nervous spilling
>stop shaking

Why does my body fucking do this? Why can't I just be fucking normal? I had a great time there too a cutie was sitting on my lap and touching my hair but the nerves to get me to go is extreme.

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I've never been in a relationship before, which is not surprising for me

But thats the single thing I cant relate to at all in a conversation. Whenever they say whos going out with who, or who fucked who, I just fade away from the group completely

>>39351129
Haven't you ever noticed that normies don't make their own jokes, they just repeat ones they've heard or if they do bother to make one it's like a parody of a good joke simply because they just don't understand it?
You ever notice how just about every good joke that makes its way onto some normie site stems from some kind of community like this one and how all of their own jokes are just some black guy making a stupid fucking face or Beyonce rolling her eyes.

>>39351441
You're overthinking it way too much. Most talk is just silly nonsense.

>Haha, oh look at what Muffin the cat just did, guys!
>Man, I bet Aaron Judge is going to to hit a homer here.
>Did you guys see my new Camaro yet?

It really doesn't matter what you talk about (as long as it's not off the boards autistic) if you're friendly and nice. No one will remember it 5 minutes later.

>>39350887

They seem to talk about boring stuff...I dont get the appeal of talking about what you did over the weekend, or a trip you went on. When people talk to me how they went on a hiking or biking trip, or traveled, I find it so fucking boring. And yet it seems like people endlessly talk about their boring experiences at the shore or in the city the past weekend

I don't like that they do things like enjoying material goods (unlike me) or saying 'hello' to each other, but they never want to talk about real intellectual stuff like my views on race or the philosophy of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

>>39350887
Being around each-other in living situations.
I just wanna fucking die when I have to interact with my roommates.
There's no actual problems, I'm just an egotistical bastard. Fuckin hate hearing other people

>>39351500
This. I absolutely can't fucking stand when they take that for granted or assume it all comes easy to everybody. I have never even held a girl's hand.

>>39351479
its the culture of it that makes it important. if you have a compulsive need to make small talk, and there isn't anything to notice you can call on football as common ground because everyone spends at least 3 hours a week in the fall/winter doing something football related.

the game is sometimes interesting because it is a strategy game.

>>39351500

You can't ignore it either. Eventually the topic of girls/sex/relationships is gonna come up and it will be painfully obvious you're a virgin.

weirdest thing about normies is how they seem to endlessly quote movies and TV shows. they will quote a quip from a TV show, laugh, and then the next person does it, and they just repeat it. I don't get it.

>>39351574
This really isn't that weird tho anon.
If you see something that reminds you of one of your faggy animes and your loser friend is with you why don't you make a reference to it and laugh with him?

When they talk about their sexual encounters like this "Haha yeah I fucked her so hard bro! Haha it was lit!"

>>39351574

This is the pinnacle of normie existance. Also, they talk about drinking, as if anyone gives a fuck.

Normies are simple creatures who live their lives observing the world. They consume, but do not produce.

>>39350887
Alcohol use for social gatherings.

I'm a fucking weanie, robots on here tend to be alcoholics. Meanwhile, I can't stomach any alcohol. The only time it was satisfying was when I had extremely rough weeks of work with barely any breaks and long hours; I needed my feelings numbed and able to fall asleep easily. I've never been hungover. I have never been black-out drunk. I've never acted out like an idiot. It was by myself usually and it was I believe 3-4 times it happened. I tried drinking at a party, but I only drank two jello shots and got bored. I enjoyed the company of friends best, until everybody else got drunk as fuck and one fucking idiot started yelling and laughing at stupid shit. It was midnight and I decided, fuck it, I'm leaving.

Anyway, I hate alcohol, it ruins all the good fun. People need to learn to stop being social idiots and enjoy the surroundings.

>>39351533
Yah wow you sure got the robots with that one you pathetic faggot. Get off this board now.

>>39350887
when they fucking try to make you out to be the awkward one just because you don't exclusively talk in hypnopaedic, pop culture memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM

the urge to fit in. I mean I understand it, but I just dont have that urge. I'm not a hipster at all but idk maybe I'm just gay :thinking:

>>39351529
I think your perspective is skewed because you're a stranger and outsider (as a robot) so you end up hearing a lot of "elevator conversation".

Nobody talks about that stuff with their friends. That's like talking about the weather.

People gossip with their friends. Talk about who is fucking who, who wants to fuck who, who stopped fucking who, who cheated on who and with who, who got drunk, who got an STD, who got a job, who lost a job, etc.

And they talk shit about whatever members of their group aren't there.

It's actually all kinda riveting if you're IN the group, that's the funny thing. It's like how soap operas are the most boring programming possible UNLESS you've been watching the show for five years or more.

>>39351574
>every anime convention
>BAN-KAIII!!
>keikaku doooooooooori
>KONO DIO DA!!!!
>akatsuki orgy

There's too many of them. I see them outside in disgusting masses. I imagine their pointless lives and think it would be better if they were put down. I don't want to leave my house and expose myself to greasy smelly normgroids

>>39351260
It's almost as if the places normalfags go to have mostly other normalfags there and that normalfags can easily relate to eachother because they're all... normal. Also alcohol. MBTI does a way better job at explaining this shit though, sensors vs intuitives and so on.

I have trouble relating with the normie tendency of posting gifs where nothing happens on a 1 second loop.

>>39351737
This is true. Conversations differ a ton depending on who you're talking to. Your topics will obviously differ from your 50 year old female manager versus your 25 year old close male friend.

Probably what I wrote here >>39351510 annoys me the most lately.
>they don't make jokes
>too uptight to play a role in a joke
>they don't make voices or do good impressions, they just imitate someone by lowering their natural voice
>they can't even join in on a little improve bit
I'm not the funniest guy in the world but these people are like fucking retards when it comes to having a laugh.

I look at their phones when I'm on the bus and they're either looking worldstar videos are mindless shit for weaklings like cat pajamas

>>39350887
That gif unironically looks fun
am I a normie?

Wanting to be around other people. Its weird to think people want to be around others all the time.

>>39350887
>Dumb opinions about subjects that they know little about.
>Sports
>They waste money like crazy.
>They believe in stupid/unproven shit like religion, conspiracies, organic food, nonGMO food.
>Obsession with fashion
>Poor finances
>Materialistic conversations, constantly bragging

I've never been able to relate to them. I've always been bullied or ignored by normies outside of work. The only advice I hear from them is "just be yourself" or "you need to get out more often". I'm probably going to die before I make any friends.

>>39350924
Only 2 of those are bad, maybe 3 depending on your definition of rampant

>>39352050
>>Dumb opinions about subjects that they know little about.
This drives me nuts, especially concerning politics.
>watch the news headlines on tv station with obvious bias
>listen to news on the radio quickly summing up an issue, again with an obvious bias
>think they're informed enough to vote in elections
STOP VOTING.
DEMOCRACY IS POINTLESS IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ISSUE AND STILL CAST YOUR VOTE.
STOP FUCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE.

>>39351998
THIS

I do not understand it. CAN'T YOU PEOPLE ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES?

>>39352050
>The only advice I hear from them is "just be yourself" or "you need to get out more often".
Every time someone says this I feel the urge to punch their face. WHY DO THEY KEEP PARROTING PHRASES? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PERSONALITY DISORDER IS.

>>39351269
Eh I don't mind pointless small talk, its a life saver if you ever have to work in close proximity with people you have nothing in common with. I enjoy discussing deeper things but sometimes it can be annoying af when you're just trying to relax. I was stoned once and my friend was lecturing me on politics and it really ruined everything.

I don't understanding the appeal of "doing things". "Like hey lets go ziplining!" or "lets go to this cool activity in the city!". It often seems like a really boring activity. I just don't find it fun to do activities

>>39351213
i also get drained after hanging out with friends for a while. it happens faster when i don't know the people but it always happens eventually. i do enjoy talking to people but i just can't do it forever without any breaks.

this is also what i hate about meeting new people. when you're in that phase where you can't relax around them yet. makes me not want to hang out with them, but then again if i don't do that i won't get to know them better and learn to feel comfortable around them.

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>>39350887
I can't understand how they waste their time on the most dumb bullshit and are very picky about it. Like mowing their lawn all the time. Doing all kinds of bullshit 'projects' on their house all the time. Like re-doing their floors or re-painting their walls. They waste days or weeks doing these dumb tedious things that don't matter one way or the other and somehow it's like they enjoy it. So weird.

>>39352310
I don't understand this either. People call me lazy but I just don't see the need in doing the things people go out of their way to do. Why can't I just do the bare minimum in life and be comfy the rest of the time. No one complains when my cat does it.

>>39350887

the lack of humility

the humility is one of the things i love about 4chan...nobody here needs to identify themselves by a name and we just shit on each other. i feel like this kind of thing is weird to most people

i can't relate to anything about cars, sports or the big bang theory/any other sitcom with laugh tracks.

also of course i can't relate to people talking about relationships and sex. one of my friends constantly wants to talk about pretty girls and whenever i tell him that there was a girl anywhere in my life, the first thing he always asks is "was she pretty". i never know how to answer in way that isn't completely awkward. for me girls become prettier when i like their personality and i'm mostly not really interested in just looking at boring pretty girls.

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When physical touch is wanted

This might be autism more than anything else

Also the desire to photograph and share literally everything
>having a beatiful moment
>some bitch pulls out her phone

>>39350887
Holy fuck I get nervous just looking at that pic. I will never understand how people can have fun at parties. Is it because of the alcohol?.

sex, they talk about it like the weather. i work with literal chads and stacys; 1500+ friends on normiebook stalked them with my fake facebook. they're always asking if i have an instagram, snapchat, fb and they compete to see who gets more likes on their instragram pics

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>>39352336
The word lazy was made by normies to shame people for not working and contributing to their society of shit.

>>39352377
if there are people there that you genuinely like, it can be a lot of fun, also the alcohol helps of course, i wouldn't want to go to the party in that pic either though

>>39352423
Life is a big popularity contest to them. It's like they never left high school.

>>39350887
How aggressive/opportunistic they are, even women.

>>39352346
100% relate on the relationships. Mostly I think because I honestly don't give a fuck even if I knew them in person.
Cars aren't really exclusively a normie thing, just check out /o/ they are a bunch of nerds who nerd all day about their rides. Basically anything small talk is meaningless and shouldn't be the meat of the conversation but they always somehow find a way to make it that way.

>>39352310
>I can't understand how they waste their time on the most dumb bullshit

Yet you waste your time on a Taiwanese horticulture image board. It's all the same shit, it's just a time occupier.

valentines day is gonna suck. started my first normalslime wagekek job and literally every single one of the fucks i work with has some long term relationship going

i know it's still a while but i'll probably call in sick to avoid all the 'got any plans for valentines?' questions

>>39351667
Literally me last night. Alcoholic fucks just wanna drink at the end of the day so I just left after a few drinks.

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>>39352625
I'm not exerting much effort posting here though. What I mean is they waste time doing very tedious, tiring, and boring things.

>>39351221
>Huh. For me it's the opposite. I can't relate to the fact that they take the most asinine, trivial shit seriously. The aloofness is a feint and a lowkey competition. It's not real. Normies care about tons of shit. They just don't know how to recognize or communicate anything and are in cycles of mindless bullshit
Yes, this. Normies care about fucking everything. They try to act aloof, but when you get to know them, you see that they get bent out of shape in some way or the other about everything-- people, places and things. They are very connected to the gears of society and are very sensitive to it, as it relates to them. They really care about really stupid shit because they believe it matters to them. Their local NFL team loses the Super Bowl and they are angry for a month or more about it. They don't let shit go. Everything is personal and they can't forgive and forget ever. Very touchy and they react to everything in some way. I'm just dead inside most of the time. I can't relate at all.

>>39351355
>The thing is, when you go out, you're not going out most of the time to meet the love of your life or your best friend for the next 50 years. You just go shoot the shit with whomever is setting next to your bar stool.
>
>You don't need to take everything so seriously.
Having a desire to go to a bar and shoot the shit with a stranger is as weird and unrelatable to me as desiring a circumcision with a machete.

>>39352377
>Is it because of the alcohol?.

Nope. I've been invited out to parties and bars many times in my life, each time I drank a lot to try to mask my autism. Still didnt help, still hated every second, still could not make small talk with girls.

>>39350887
having the desire to converse and interact with strangers as i have a very small curated group of friends whom I feel comfortable around.

normies really disgust me with this sort of behavior

>>39351269
>WHY DO YOU NEED TO VOCALISE THEE THINGS
>
>SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
fuck. yes, this. the constant narration of their lives. holy shit. i don't fucking care. stay, go, walk in front of a moving bus. whatever. i can't stand the "it's cold in here" type of shit. if you are cold, go do something about it. find a coat or ask if the heat can be turned up. stop announcing everything like you're the queen of england or something.

>>39350887
How do they constantly have something to say?
Like I've got opinions on shit too, but I'm completely content with not letting the world know about them. Every time I'm the only one near a normie, they always have something they want to talk about. How can you just talk about stuff with no objective or purpose behind it?

Sometimes I struggle to understand what normies are telling me or what emotion they're attempting to convey because what they're telling me or the emotion they're feeling is fucking retarded.

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I'm not sure if it's the desire to have as many friends as possible (I would never want to be obligated to so many people) or the fact that they don't understand the simplest shit.

>hurr you don't make sense! xDDD
They use their unbelievable dumbassery to make me look bad.

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>>39350887
their fucking thirst for sex. I dont get it at all.

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>>39352778
I get you anon. Nowadays I've simply limited my human contact to as little as possible, since random small things I do will occasionally trigger normies out of their minds, and I'll just be standing there not understanding why they're mad. Sometimes I wonder if we're the normal ones and they're the ones with issues.

>>39352833
See it sounds lame af but you never know what will happen. If you want to meet a cute girl your chances are 0% sitting at home while anything could happen while you are out talking to people.

>>39350887
The ability to socialize and make friends and eventually find a significant other.

>>39351737
>I think your perspective is skewed because you're a stranger and outsider (as a robot) so you end up hearing a lot of "elevator conversation".
>
>Nobody talks about that stuff with their friends. That's like talking about the weather.
>
>People gossip with their friends. Talk about who is fucking who, who wants to fuck who, who stopped fucking who, who cheated on who and with who, who got drunk, who got an STD, who got a job, who lost a job, etc.
>
>And they talk shit about whatever members of their group aren't there.
>
>It's actually all kinda riveting if you're IN the group, that's the funny thing. It's like how soap operas are the most boring programming possible UNLESS you've been watching the show for five years or more.
everything you are saying would make me want to shove knives in my eyes and ears to end my suffering. people are stupid animals. holy fuck. why would i want to hear about the stupid shit they are up to? what kind of pathetic creature wants to be looped into that kind of overwrought drama. why are people talking to other people about their personal problems? and i can't stand shit talking other people behind their backs. gas the human race. jesus fuck.

>>39352760

It also develops a very useful and tangible skill. Shitposting does not.

Initiating relationships with people you intend to be more than just a shallow one with many different layers of fakery. If I ever did want a friend, I'd be completely honest about everything I was or not bother in the first place. What's the point in friends and family if you have to be just as fake around them as everyone else?

>>39350887
Shoes
Bxbxvcxvx

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>>39353123
Fuck, you're right.
>I JUST GOT $300 YEEZYS LOLOLOLOL
Who the fuck cares? They don't look any more impressive than my $75 Nikes.

>>39353149
>$75 Nikes
kek, say that to my $5 brown shoes, the only shoes I have

>>39353251
Don't worry, I usually get them on sale and they're all black. I just wear them because I need comfy sneakers.

>>39350911
This 100%
What is even so entertaining about watching a ball move around for 2 hours?

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>>39353043
>useful
>skill
Ah. I see. You're a normie. Feel free to leave at any time.

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>>39353251
>only shoes I have
Iktf

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>>39350911
>Ball sports
teehee I love them type of game

>>39352932
I know this struggle as well. When I get behind their intentions, I regularly get dissappointed, disenchanted and depressed. "Fucking retarded" says it just right.

Pretty much everything's been said but I need to contribute to this somehow because I hate normies too. Oh, didn't see this anywhere. Their fake optimism. I realized it's actually probably the government getting them to do that.

>be happy at all times!!!
>enjoy your job, even if it's shitty and does not pay the bills!
>if you voice a complaint about anything, you're a buzzkill!

Etc. Happy citizens are content, obedient citizens (/workers). Turning your blinders fully on.

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Noise. I don't get it. What is it like to get caught up in a moment? To start yelling and screaming and having fun without consideration for anyone else?

I wish I wasn't like this. I'd put a bullet in my head to rearrange the parts of me that I don't like

>>39350887
I can't relate to being interested in sports in high school I didn't know why Normie's cared so much about PE games

I don't get needing validation for doing what you want. Sometimes people want you to notice their new haircut or whatever at work and they get mildly annoyed that you didn't, that's what I don't get.

>>39353379
keked out loud in the most original way possible

>>39352310
This increases the value of the house, equating to more money in the future.

>>39350887
Almost everything socially, I can't read and predict them at all. At times they seem to be impulsive but at other times it appear as they've planned things like 10 steps ahead.

>>39350887
>intentionally taking a long ass fucking time to reply to look busy

We all know you're on social media 24/7 knock that shit off.

>>39351239
"Normal"? You don't even use the colloquialisms in the obvious context, and this reply doesn't add anything to the thread. Plz lurk moar newfag normie

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>>39351128
Tbh nicest car and house aside, I'd really like to have the nicest phone all the time. Each upgrade I make in terms of technology improves my quality of life so much because I spend a lot of time using my machines. Invested in a mechanical keyboard and I've never been happier with a purchase. That being said, big houses make me uncomfortable and I love my 1996 piece of shit car. I can understand the appeal of a car that you don't have to add oil every half tank though.

>>39353319
Robot sport fan here. I was autistically obsessed with sports as a kid and it was the only way I could interact with other people

I could explain it but you wouldn't understand. you either get it or you don't. but I can understand how it can seem stupid. However everything can be oversimplified to the point of sounding retarded.

>hurr durr reading what is that staring at scribbles on a leaf

Normies that are overly agreeable in social situations. I find it unpleasant when people are clearly putting up a facade and using glib charm in social settings. Just fucking say what you think stop trying to manipulate everyone into liking you.
But it's more so that people fall for it. It's so obvious when people are doing it too that I just want to tell them to stop and speak to me genuinely.

The social game I guess you could call it. I hate fluffy bullshit

I was just at a meeting on my dorm floor where we played 'Would You Rather.'

Why can I not relate to all the people smiling and making bad jokes?
I want to get along but I can't help feeling out of place

>>39350887
Why can't they be quiet? Why all the goddamn noise all the time?

>>39351533
>the philosophy of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
get the fuck off my board

How they can talk for hours on end about non-ideas and feel fulfilled, how they can internally think about other human beings in a positive light and look over their flaws. I swear to god, in social situations my internal monologue is essentially notes from the underground, it's not something that I'd like to change either.

>>39350887
Their two-facedness.

>>39351269
Ill probably get chased out of here for normie talk, but when people say things like this, its not really a comment on the situation at hand. Nobody really cares about the fly in the room, theyre vocalizing it in order to start a conversation with the people around them and ingratiate themselves within the group.
I.E.: "i hate flies!"
"yeah me too, annoying little bastards"
"oh well. ill smash it next time. how was your weekend?"
and then immediately following that, you talk about person 2's weekend, and become somewhat, if only superficially closer, and create a bond

Discussing fiction like the latest normalfag TV show or movie. I can't take part in it because I don't watch anything but all they talk about is how super good this or that show is, or quote a line or two. It just sounds like a childish circle jerk and gives me an existential crsis listening to grown ass men get all excited about sitting in front of a screen consuming media. Radio/TV/Internet destroyed mankind

My cock

Origeganonoodledoodle

>>39350887
I have a hard time taking anyone seriously. I don't care about almost anyone's opinion because the vast majority of people are misinformed and don't do any research. Seems like everyone has an opinion these days. It blows my mind that normies have the gall to act like their opinions on a given subject are authoritative when all they are basing those opinions on is some retarded shit they read on facebook or buzzfeed tier article.

>>39350887
sex and relationships
And normies loooove talking about sex and relationships

>>39351382
They can become convinced about something when they have done zero research. Do they not think about multiple possibilities? Other factors at play? It's deebly goncerning to me

>>39350887
literally why would you try to do that

I don't get the point of companionship. Anything I can do with someone else is more enjoyable alone for me.

I don't understand people that say say shit without thinking. it's like words just fall out of their mouths

my dad's girlfriend is hyper extraverted and it's just bizarre

this is something she said the other day

>"I really love animals so I just like having them around all the time"
30 seconds later
>"I don't want to get a dog because they're too expensive"

I think she has something mentally not quite right with her though. it's like she literally has to just say retarded shit because she can't stand silence

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a lot of them are just really uninteresting.
they don't really have any self-awareness or reflecting on their lives, that's the biggest thing i don't understand.

Wanting to fuck 24/7
That's about all.

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>>39350887
Why they just don't get it.

the difference between norms and us is simply a perspective on life. Because they've been constantly rewarded for playing the game they've never stepped back to see that it is a game. To them, having sex and making money literally is the meaning of life and they've never conceived of anything different. Robots being natural outcasts have seen for a very long time just how stupid and rigged this game is that if you ever truly voice your thoughts about life to them you will sound like a complete madman.

>>39351352
>Gaming streamers...why the fuck don't you PLAY the VIDEO GAME instead of WATCHING someone else? It's like being a video game cuck.
I do this too, its the same as listening to podcasts. Im watching/ listening for the person playing the game or maybe its a new game and I watch to see if id like it

>>39357069
because they are too busy actually living their lives and doing shit every day.

the biggest delusion around this board and website in general is that people truly lost the grasp of how fast the time goes when you are actually doing different stuff every day.

>>39350924
>illicit drug use
why do people drink alcohol? because it distracts you from the mundane life you live, it's the exact same principle

>shallow interests
because anime and video games are deep interests, right?

>rampant drug use
see above

>wanting to score constantly
validation + it's fun

i'm the complete opposite of a normie and even I think your points are autistic

>>39350924
>shallow interests
> rampant drug use
>wanting to score constantly

So basically the faggots who post on this site?

r9k is just a venting area for normals.

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>>39350887

>their taste in music, ruined some genres
>bad taste in movies (i.e. Guardians of Galaxy)
>sports for the guys/reality tv for women
>obsession with social media
>they ruined video games
>drug/alcohol use
>the way they make relationships with people
>can be obviously very fake when trying to get something out of someone but act like they are not
>act weird when they are angry
>very materialistic, don't have interest in investments

>>39351533
t. false-flagging normie fabricating some content to post on some cringe-themed subreddit

>>39350887
Romantic or sexual relationships to be honest with you, family. I do not understand.

>>39351533
This post is a prime example of what normies consider humor.

>>39357813
>t. false-false-flagging normie fabricating some bait to generate some content to post on some cringe-themed subreddit

The fact that they like to brag about their perceived accomplishments when they're just gloating about a slight variation of what everyone else has done, or they're too full of themselves without ever having done anything remotely notable.

Either that, or sports. I like watching sports/seeing them live, but I get bored most of the time watching them on television, and I'd rather watch something else, or fill up my head with a different set of useless information instead of player and game statistics.

>>39350887
Everything. I want to know at which point normal people "click" with each other and start making friends, because that shit never happened for me.

They constantly make NOISE. It's like they cannot go five seconds without saying something or making some random sound or turning on music.

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>>39351128
>being porn all my life

>>39358229
>tfw used to be a porn

>>39350887
>sports
>stupidly carefree attitude
>ability to look down on people lower than them
>ability to fuck tons of chicks/dudes
>championing people that "go against the norms" while setting up norms of their own and getting angry at people who go against the norms they are creating

>>39351060
This. I overhear some of the most personal conversations in the campus library.
It puzzles what there is to gain from having conversations like that. The person who you open up to isn't going to keep it to themselves.

>>39350887
I don't hide much of my power level, I answer questions fairly honestly. Not like "I browse 4chan and jack off to anime", just reasonably answered questions. Example:
>What kind of music do you like?
"Video game music is the vast majority of the music I listen to and it touches on just about all genres. What about you?"
They don't typically follow up, so I can only assume they think it's odd I don't listen to mainstream music like Queen all the time. Either that, or they simply don't care beyond a cookie-cutter/bare-bones answer.
I also spent my entire school career either being bullied or being a ghost, so I don't have friends, never received invites to anything ever. I can hardly say my life's experiences are anything like theirs. I can't relate to people that are different in almost every aspect. That's why I don't bother lying anymore, because it doesn't do anything. I'd rather stumble upon a fellow weirdo one day with my unabashed answer, or even not meet them at all knowing that I was partially right in being alone.

>>39351128
Yep. People tell me about so many shops, cafes etc. in my town that I simply don't take note of.
There's simply no urge in me to buy that pointless accessory or fancy latte. I'm definitely the type of person that the economy doesn't want.

>>39351441
I know you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bo3UTrBw3U

>>39350887
>rampant alcoholism
>drug use
>lack of critical thinking
>follows the crowd
>constantly wants to hook up
>rediculous materialism
>lack of decent hobbies
>disregard of morals
>alienates anyone whom does not like their tastes
>gets angry at those who don't drink or do drugs

>>39351352
>Gaming streamers...why the fuck don't you PLAY the VIDEO GAME instead of WATCHING someone else? It's like being a video game cuck.
It's not bad when you can learn a new strategy or two about the game, but for the purpose of entertainment it gets dull pretty quickly.

>>39358526
>lack of decent hobbies

youre on 4chan you dumb fuck what are your hobbies?

>>39350887
Probably the inherent hypocrisy of conformity and how a large amount of them believe that they're good people despite being pretty shitty and dismissive towards people who don't fit in. All they care about is how they look.

4chan is full of assholes but at least they aren't pretending otherwise.

>>39358631
Probably the inherent hypocrisy of conformity and how a large amount of them believe that they're robots despite being pretty shitty and dismissive towards people who don't fit in with their definition. All they care about is shitposting.

Outside is full of assholes but at least they stay outside.

>>39358649
you sound like a fag lmao

>>39358669
niggerdicks and titshits

>>39350887
Normies are not bright or observant.

Avoiding fights

I don't understand it, I love to fuck up people in fist fights

>>39359050
think thats less to do with being a normie than just plain aggression

especially considering the stereotypical non normie is a harmless stringbean or acne ridden blob

>>39352778
>>39353015
Everyone is shitting on what normies enjoy doing, but what do you enjoy? You dislike interaction with others, find small talk meaningless and are repulsed by the thought of people watching and playing sports. What do you enjoy doing? Most of you robots have no hobbies besides anime and vidya and don't know how to socialize with others. You're in no position to judge others on what they enjoy.

>>39359092
I've shared my hobbies with so-called robots before, here and in other channels. There is always derision or memes.
Overall, I've gone back to lurking and not trying to make contact. Nu-arcanines aren't for me.

How they can easily talk to each other without apparent insecurities.

>>39358446
Kek, i was just listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awY1MRlMKMc

>>39356368
>>39351269
>>39351319

This >>39352272 is so true it hurts.
I've always feel VERY awkward when I'm around someone for a significant period of time without acknowledging them at all. Like, both of you aren't busy, but have to wait there because it's your job, and it's just...painful, cringe-worthy. It's boring in the worst possible way.
Fucking Jesus, awkward silences are the worst. Small talk is inane, but I'll take that BS over a nervous silence.

>>39359092
>Everyone is shitting on what normies enjoy doing, but what do you enjoy? You dislike interaction with others, find small talk meaningless and are repulsed by the thought of people watching and playing sports. What do you enjoy doing? Most of you robots have no hobbies besides anime and vidya and don't know how to socialize with others. You're in no position to judge others on what they enjoy.
my hobbies are learning about history and art and technology and other things and would be interested in having conversations with others about those things, about how aspects of those things were developed and created and the future of those things and how they will impact society and civilization. humanity is full of mice and ants who aren't worth interacting with.

>>39350911
I can relate too much

Their distaste for novelty, experimentation and ideas in general.

>>39360902
Also: being content with their ignorance, even as they're aware of it.

>Shitting on anyone different to them
>Cramming into a dark room with music playing so loud it sounds sort of distorted
>Jumping on the latest fad en mass

>celebrity they've never cared about dies
>Start posting on social media about how sad they are about it
>Add that celebrity's songs to their phone and pretend they were always a fan

Almost all of them have the same opinions
Worship TV and mainstream music
Lack of imagination

>Dont be autistic, talk to people

>>39351129
Shit man; the autistic fantasy currently playing out in my head has spurred me to study proper krav maga for the sake of improving the choreography during fights. Some of the "dreamier" things Normie's fantasize about are either horribly fucking bland or a regurgitation of archetypical drivel. On top of this; the understanding they have of subjectivity (or lack thereof) is so bafflingly uninitiated it honestly confuses me.
>dude like, I had a dream where it was the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and my parents got killed so I got my sickass gold skinned akimbo bullshit launcher and was all like "FUCK YOU"
>let me Google what this dream means man hol up
It means your retarded, faggot