If you could be any type of sea creature, what would you be?

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Thresher shark because they're so qt.

angler fish (male)

>>39349483
A plant so I don't have to think about my life.

Probably one of those worms that pops its dick-like body out of the ground and eats little fish.

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>>39349483
I'd be a megalodon.

frog or maybe turtle

>>39349722
you could be a barnacle. all you'd have to do is sit in one place and watch the world go by

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>>39349483
Tiger shark because I want to be an aggressive boi.

>>39349483
Bull shark, because I can kill normies. If I dont get to keep my thoughts probs something chill like a manta/stingray

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>>39349790
That's a thicc shark anon

I would want to be an Orca. They are big enough to never be hunted but they have friends to spend time with. Easily the coolest dolphins.

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>>39349483
orca, they get to be big bad asses and have a big bad ass orca pod

also dolphin sex is dope

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>>39349483
A raven. Love those little niggers.

>>39350218
Literally, what did he, unironically speaking, mean by this?

>>39350192

>you will never be a big black orca cucking bottle nose dolphins

A man can dream

Mermaid(male)

>>39349722
>>39349818
Plus you get to have a massive penis (relative to your tiny barnacle body)

>>39349669
>>39349920
Good taste
>>39349790
Soooo...dead?

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I wanna be a sponge just chillin