Why doesn't your mom have a body like this?

Because her boobs aren't uneven.

>>39343082
She does, it's why I have to stop her having affairs and threaten people's family's and children to stop talking to her.

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My mommy has a body like this

>>39343082

Actually it's not too far off, just her belly is bigger and her bush is thicker. She's completely frigid and long gone menopausal though, I doubt dad's gotten laid with her at all for the last decade.

>>39343082
source pelaseaeaaa

>>39343082
i liked this until i saw the nipple color

thats a mexican or a nigger

>>39343082
I would say that pic related is sexy as fuck, many of 20' girls have way worse body

I doutb pic related is 40+

Because somewhere between the second and fifth kid she kinda stopped giving a shit.

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>>39343149
boi what

>>39343082
Because she's already decomposed.

>>39343082
because my girlfriend does, except with more lift on her boobs

>>39343149
Whats the matter, mommas little Oedipus ? Don't want other guys to pick her hairy lock?

That's so fucking perfect. Source?

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Does anyone want to have sex with me, because, I have my private part out if anybody wants to have sex with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdvDcjmx1YI

dunno

>/gif/11172451

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>tfw no titty to suckle on

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Hey Star, could I have sex with you, because, my private part is out and ready and it's growling and I am ready to ejaculate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZYKXVdWyQ4

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What do you think, you all, I am ready to have sex with girls, as long I have my private part out, so I do not need condoms and also, how would you like to hear my penis growl like the sound of the tuba?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHaiZ5qsQs