/britfeel/

BENIS WEENIS BENIS WEENIS
POOPY OPOOOPOOOOOOOOOO WOWOIE WOWIE POOPIE PICKELS

I still like Lenners.

>>39342669
>telling someone who's not even here to fuck off
Aye la
Aye

>>39342669
Ebin is still a nonce edition

>>39342696
how do you blacktxt anon?

>Triggering multiple waifuposters to ensure your thread is used
Pretty good OP desu

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>>39342669
Evening lads. How are you all feeling?
Also, would you like a foggy version of the new OP night pic? I might do it if people actually liked the foggy aesthetic.
In other news, Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic is shaping up to something really enjoyable again, would recommend.

Post waifus.

>>39342669
>Nighttime image when it's sunny as fuck outside
>Telling someone to fuck off when he isn't here.

This thread is going to be a shit one.

>that OP pic
>in the middle of the day with 25 degree heat
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

>>39342718

Bon soir, ca va?

>>39342696
Lovely guy.Certainly better than Mouldy and AGP boy.

>>39342721
>>39342723
>tfw you don't realise because the blinds are shut
ah yes, the shut in life

Reminder that as of 8pm tonight, we will officially have 100 hours remaining until the end of Comeback August.
Will Ebin finally achieve something? We be entering Suicide September?
Find out here, only on /britfeel/

>>39342715
Highlight your text, ctrl + s

Ebin is a paedophile

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Trying to learn a song from a video and the Japanese girl demonstrating the song has bigger hands than me.

>>39342715
>how do you blacktxt anon?
Jesus fucking christ lurk more underage faggot

>>39342669
nice op image mate, a lass walked past my window a minute ago in her sunnies eating a magnum.

way to ruin the tone of the thread, idiot.

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>>39342746
Mongs like you should be prevented from posting on /britfeel/ tbqh

>>39342715
this tells you everything about len

his orbiters are underage ffs

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>>39342746
>tfw you don't realise because the blinds are shut
Open your blinds and open your window lad, you'll feel a lot better

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>>39342728
Je vais bien, mais je ne parle pas francais. J'utilise Google Translate pour cela.

Cuntryfile on at 630 lads! I will be a-tugging and a-wanking like a good 'un!

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Want to go abroad for a year or something

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gtav online is so comfy lads

Ended up hanging around some nerdy women the other day, the kind who are into video games and nerd cards and shit.

Turns out they're actually a lot nastier and more mean spirited than normal girls. At least nerdy guys are just awkward most of the time, not actively vindictive.

>>39342803
Seems like the male attention makes them cunty.

>>39342766
He likes it like that I've heard

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>>39342769
My blinds have been open for 4 days lad because my dad ripped them apart

lads i fell for the uni meme hard

got a 1st in my Ba(hons) and ended up with a place doing a research masters

i just want to lie in bed and wank to anime should i quit

>>39342820
In an environment where a lot of nerds are together there are always a few guys so incredibly thirsty they treat girls who aren't used to attention like Queens. Really goes to their head.

>>39342780

C'est un outil tres pratique, specialment sur un portable.

Lost respect for Ebin now that he's been exposed as a paedo.

>>39342795

I rather fancy going for the rest of my life lad.

>>39342840
go to uni you pillock

>>39342852
I-IAM NOT A P-PAEDO. N-NORMIES ARE!!! REEEEE

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>tfw I can fit me entire hand in a pringles can

>>39342852
will you apologize when me and shippy go out and pull some fat arsed slags?

>>39342856
Where would you go? I'd probably do a year then see about staying.
Want to go to Taiwan or something myself.

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>>39342845
Je l'utilise sur le bureau parce que je suis un flocon de neige special
>>39342840
What course lad?
>Ba
Judging you already
Not that I'd be capable of a 1st in any subject anyway

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>>39342825
>tfw my bedroom is on the ground floor overlooking the street
>my windows take up the entire wall
>for 2 months my curtains were down and everyone outside could see straight into my room
NOT a comfy feel

Listened to a radio 4 show the other day about women who had become estranged from their mums. It was always for the most inane shit like "You didn't talk to me for a few days one time when I was feeling sad so we're not talking anymore". Sounded mental really.

>>39342869
Your post is too normal to sound like Ebin. Add a spastic lisp and inability to pronounce R correctly for authenticity.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMteNgzY9K

>>39342882
>all this bullying causes ebin to go out and get his dick wet
calculated

>>39342796
that's the last word I would use to describe gta v online

>>39342718
>would you like a foggy version of the new OP night pic?

NO FUCK NO. its shit and too low contrast to stand out.

>>39342898
It's horrible, I could see drunk neds outside since it was saturday yesterday. How can these cheeky cunts look inside our windows with no guilt.

>>39342886

ah, not that far. somewhere on the mainland. Probably somewhere in France. Although I also like Bavaria and Tuscany.

>>39342914
depends what you do. It's nice just driving around

>>39342882
Intentionally getting some fat chick so you can try and not look like a paedo because her body shape is the furthest from a child doesn't really convince anyone lad.

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>>39342913
>all this bullying causes ebin to go out and get his dick wet
the phimosis makes it easy to dry down too

>>39342899
>not becoming estranged with your parents for being an absolute fuck up in every facet of your life

Lads why would I even want a gf?

I don't know a single couple that is happy, they always fight and just pretend to love each other afterwards. Why would I ever pursue that.

>>39342940
>noy having parents that support you because they're guilty for creating such a fuck up

>>39342867
mean lad

>>39342894
Politics and international relations, got into Mphil Politics at Oxford.

>>39342957

You need to meet some more based people.

Bloody hell lads, just woke up and found out Ebin is apparently a nonce. What did I miss?

>>39342957
I find the same is true with BFs but I still want one badly...

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>>39342898
>tfw my bedroom is ground floor and is directly facing the street
>across the road can see directly into my room from their bedrooms.
>keep the curtains closed pretty much 24/7
>open the curtains a few days ago to have a cigarette out the window
>lad across the road staring straight into the room

Very uncomfy mate

>>39342938
>Can't pull back forseskin
>Can't pull girls

>>39342957
I just want to cuddle someone warm and not fat. Fuck, I'd cuddle Tilde's skeletal frame.

>>39342957
I feel like this, I'm really happy being on my own and just sitting around browsing the internet. Having to spend every single day with someone, going out all the time and paying for shit to do sounds like a nightmare to me.

Women always go on some autist rant when I tell them I'm happy being alone though like they can't comprehend it. I suppose when the bloke is the one who does everything for you a relationship is more appealing.

>>39342969

The little group that are obsessed with him needed some new shit to sling. So they came up with 'nonce'.

It'll be something new next week i'm sure.

>>39342969
You missed him trying to do damage control and started insulting people who weren't even posting here.

Classic spastic nonce behaviour really

>>39342969
just brainlets misconstruing something I said about normies and their endless hivemind and moral crusades

probably a lot of projection from actual nonces who only date their boyfriend because he avatared as a shotacon vocaloid

>>39342919
I thought that was part of the aesthetic.
I might just make it and not release it unless people ask me to desu, a little bored atm
>>39342966
That's not so bad then and it seems to have real world applications that could be open as opposed to something a bit memey

>>39342979
He hides his CP is his foreskin.

Can't believe Ebin is a paedo...

Fucking hell, he's damaged

>>39342996

It's just jealousy lad. They'd like to receive the level of attention that you do.

is it harder to get girls if you're british? it seems like yanks are more out going so its more likely that a girl will actually approach you or try talking to you

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>>39342996
How the fuck did we go from saying Ebin wants old men to fuck him...to Ebin wants to fuck kids.

>>39343033
>girl
>approach

Good one lad.

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>>39342696
>>39342708
>>39342751
>>39342766
>Hurrr durrr pedos
>X is a pedo
>No Y is a pedo!
>Projecting!

fucking grow up lads, most of you wank to anime/traps anyway. The ones of you that don't browse a board obsessed with it so that would be telling enough

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>>39342669
So lads, what's all this about Ebin being a paedo?

>>39343046

Desperation I believe anon.

>>39343033
Pretty sure yank women are even worse than ours for expecting men to do everything when it comes to dating. I think they're easier to talk to but just on friendly terms, if you wanna date them it's all gotta come from your end.

Don't think there's anywhere in the world where women don't expect men to do the approach and initial ground work.

>>39343047
they do sometimes, its just unusual. i have had girls approach me in the past

>>39342751
Do not spoonfeed the newfag.

>>39343061
What's wrong with liking Lenners lad?

>>39343069

Depends on the woman TBQHWY.

>>39343063
Calling him gay wasn't pissing him off enough.

>>39343092
You've gotta either be pretty good looking or the centre of attention for a woman to consider approaching you.

>>39342669
I think nationwide have close my card
I just tried to pay for something online and it was declined. Went on their online banking and my online account number doesn't exist

>>39343084
Nothing. I want to date him.

>>39343069
yeah, you might be right. yank women probably expect the fella to take them for a meal and everything while women here are normally just happy with a pint at some pub.

i think women do approach guys in some culture, or so i have been told

>>39343084
he's fucking boring

I don't subscribe to the drama however

>>39343120
>Wants to date someone because the avatar as a young boy character and act overly nice

I would literally punch every throat in this thread

>>39343115

Like I said lad, depends on the woman. They're all different.

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>>39343132
You mean like you did?

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>>39343132
you can say nothing lad, youre bent as fuck

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>>39343132
stop replying to bait lad

>>39342899
Do you know who hosted it or what the program was called? It's so I can search for any recordings of it on the bbc site. My mum and sister are like this and I would be very interesting in hearing what other families are like.

>>39343132
Not as bad as wanting to date someone because they avatar as a cute anime girl and is an absolute filth lord irl.

Which I do. Post more Ebin pics.

>>39343122
>i think women do approach guys in some culture, or so i have been told

Where does this happen?

Also yeah I'm pretty sure American women are very high maintenance to date.

>ask normies for advice regarding dating and approaching women

"you just need to have guts and go outside, you're probably ugly as fuck anyway lol".

>>39343122
>>39343163
It's common in Japan

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>>39342669
surprise surprise 156

>>39343163
cant remember the countries. i just remember speaking to fellas that travel and they went on about how women in some cultures approach. men

Anyone here use a sewing machine? Bought one in a charity shop without thinking it through, thought it might be cool to alter some shit, gimme something to do, whatever.
Is it difficult to learn? I made a wash bag using one in secondary school but don't really remember how.

>>39343172
Doubting this, pretty sure the Japs just don't bother with each other full stop anymore. Either way it's not gonna happen if you're a gaijin unless you want a total slag.

>>39343185
Three piece suit for your dick.

>>39343163
A girl approached me once. My friends have also been approached by girls. It happens but only on rare occasions if you aren't very attractive.

>>39343046
gays are paedos

>>39343202
Must suck for a girl to get rejected by one of us retards.

>>39343185
Probably best to start with bags. It's fun, but only if you're interested in making your own clothes...
Start with two square sheets of cloth and sow them together at the edge, that'll get your started with the basics.
There's tons of guides for this shit on YouTube which is a lot better imo.

>>39342923
It's awful lad. One of those cunts coming back from a night out had the cheek to shout
>WHAT VIDEO GAME YOU PLAYING THEN MATE?
Felt like crawling into a hole and dying

>>39343155
It was part of women's hour yesterday.

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Countryfile on bbc1 now lads. I be sitting here tugging like a good un!. My member is lusty and engorged!

>>39343239
Thanks lad. You're a star.

>>39343184

It's more common in some cultures I suppose, I found girls in the old East Germany to be quite forward in that respect. I also found it to be the case that if they were interested, they were interested, there wasn't the same degree of the flirt/date/sleep with/commit ritual we'd find familiar.

>>39343202
i get told i am good looking and girls still rarely approach me, but i do probably get approached more than average guys. pretty much all the girls i have dated approached me. a few times girls have tried to say hello to me and shit like that, but i have been so out of it that i ignored them.

Where do I send my tenner for that bright young man with the mobile glory hole idea?

>>39343117
>nationwide
FUCK NATIONWIDE AND FUCK THEIR SHITTY ADVERTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v53MuKLvVU

>>39343132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swUsb2COUgE

>>39343264

What's wrong with that?

Pretty laid back TBQHWY.

>>39343202
A girl I quite liked approached me before but I wasn't really into the idea of having a gf, also she had a large group of guy friends who didn't like me because one of their lot liked the girl. Think she's friends with a bunch of absolutely mental walking stereotype SJWs now,

>>39343255
Girls usually let you know when they are interested. I'm just terrible at picking up the social cues. I think it's hard to charm girls sometimes. It feels like they either like you or they don't.

>>39343264
Fucking dumb. But the issue is they've dumb something to stop me accessing my money and it's a fucking bank holiday tomorrow

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Milk Cat 170
(1)

>>39343295
Probably worked out for the best. Nutters aren't worth it.

>>39343303

My wife flirted outrageously with me for six months before I picked up on it, in retrospect it was really obvious but at the time I didn't think of her in sexual terms at all, so I just didn't see it.

>>39343253
i think its just too late for me. i have no idea what i am doing with women. i dont know where i should take them on date, what to talk to them about, where and how to approach them.

women at my age are going to expect me to know what i am doing, and if i dont, they will assume i am a weird cunt.

>>39343330
What's she like? How long have you been together?

>>39343340
>inb4 he starts talking about cuckolding and pegging

>>39343303
Don't know why they won't just ask someone they like out on a date instead of dropping 'hints'.

The best thing is when you have a curry and then do a big shit afterwards

>>39343351
Had some beers yesterday. My shits have been proper RANK today

>>39343303
>I'm just terrible at picking up the social cues.

same here lad. the only reason i even dated the girls that approached me is because they suggested we should do something. with most girls, im never sure if they are just being friendly or actually like me.

>>39343340

Quite a bit younger than me, which is why I didn't see her as a romantic prospect. We'll have been married eight years in... Well, soon :p

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Hey lads, if any of you like old songs, there's a 1940s UK radio station, has some nice tunes.
http://www.1940sukradio.co.uk/

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Bennis! Mighty bennis!
Cruel ebony member of demons
Arise yourself to quests of might!
Insert thyself in John Craven's anus!

>people in this thread have actually been approached by girls

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>>39342718
The fog is nice but personally I would like to see a rainy one

>>39343386

My favourite era of music.

>>39343413

Why's that surprising?

>>39343413
Some of us even have girlfriends

>>39343235
Wew, that's my worst nightmare desu. You're a better man than me for not slinking away from the window

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this thread needs more comfiness!

>>39343446
Some of us are girlfriends

>>39343466
Not all of us can be trannies :(

How is it possible to be sad with a good income?

>>39343446
I actually struggle to imagine myself having a girlfriend. What do you even do together?

>>39343084
You orbiters/waifuposters that are a part of his crew, lad

>>39343482
no bf/gf to share your life with

>>39343482
What do you consider a good income?

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waiting for my weedman to start his shift, apparently he's sending a mate round instead of him and he's called 'bob'

what the fuck dude be more seedy please make me feel more uneasy

>>39343485
The same things you'd do with a friend, but kiss/cuddling and sex also.

>>39343489

If you're well enough heeled you can give yourself no time to dwell on that.

>>39343482
More to life than material possessions

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Local Weedman a little to seedy?
Give us a call and we'll sort him right out

>>39343501
>The same things you'd do with a friend
right, i don't really have any friends.
>but kiss/cuddling and sex also.
sounds good though

>>39343489

People are a distraction desu though lad

>>39343494

I don't know really, a point where rent is 33% of your takehome.

>>39343508

There is, but.....

In any given set of circumstances your life will be better with the materials, or the means to procure them than it will without.

Or more simply, it's more comfy to cry in a BMW than it is to cry on the bus.

>>39343500
>not just getting it online

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>>39343500
>Big Bob

>>39343485
Shop, go eat somewhere. Check out places. Sit and chat. Watch stuff. I play a game while she watches youtube. Make out, fuck etc.

Personally I feel half the enjoyment comes from just having someone to do stuff with that isn't a typical friend. I can play a game on my own but playing a game while she is laid on me just feels nicer at times.

Still get times where I want to ignore everyone and spend all day doing fuck all indoors.

>>39343528
Go out for meals. Travel. Do hobbies you both enjoy together. Go to movies/theatre etc

>>39343529
Distraction from what though?

>on facebook and report about boxing matched is posted by the guardian
>people on the comments saying shit like "we have not evolved at all, grown men are still fighting, what is with the women in the back ground-are we living in the past century"

fucking retards

>>39343527
i'll let you know if bob kidnaps me for 3g of clippings

>>39343546
can't be fucked, it's too complicated for my tiny brain

>>39343571
I am sub 90 IQ and can do it, you have literally no excuse.

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>>39343061
Atleast give the image a filename.

>>39343568
Indeed. We should embrace paedophilia and move onto the next stage of human evolution.

>>39343488
I just like him. I think his borderline creepy optimism brightens up the thread a bit.

>>39343546

>getting it at all

Glad I never got into that habit

Had a gander at the Tab earlier. The people who write for that website must be the biggest narcissists going on a uni campus.

>>39343594
there was no need to delete the other post, every one knew you meant habit.

>>39343568
>are we living in the past century

Ah yes, the old "if it's from the past it's inherently worse" fallacy

>>39343613

It's true for the most part.

>>39343589
embracing paedophilia would just be going backwards since humans have already been and done that

Why don't britfeel movie nights happen more often? I'm well up for one tbqh.

>>39343622
The 70s shouldn't count.

>>39343551
>>39343558
How old are you guys?
>You have been muted for 2 seconds

>>39343622

Not embracing it is relatively new.

>>39343589
Fuck sake Ebin, stop trying to normalise your sick fantasies

>>39343624

Only waifuposting nonces participated

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>>39343303
>Girls usually let you know when they are interested.
Then why i don't understand in time if they are interested in me or not? It is my autism? I'm good looking but this doesn't mean almost shit for women.

>>39343568
>insecure, pseudo-intellectuals that read the guardian don't like (combat) sports and get uppity about it in the comment section

Shocker

>>39343542
Spiritual despair is felt equally among all those who suffer from it.

Are someones tears any less real just because they cry them in a BMW?

Certainly, we can all try to appreciate the things we have, but people who have more but still feel bad suffer from disconnecting themselves from the real world with fancy possessions. It may seems counter intuitive, but when people grow up with fancy material items they may come to value themselves by them. This is unhealthy behaviors and should be pointed out. Your worth what you do, not what you have.

>>39343620
what parts of the statement are true?

>>39343635
26
27 next month.

Bloody aging.

>>39343645
Watching: Hounddog

>having to take on some shitty cash in hand work
>works out at 6.25 an hour
great.

>>39343646
It's probably autism mate. Many of us in the thread have shared how we struggle to pick up social cues from women. I'd like to put forward a solution but if I had one I'd be smashing mad poon myself.

>>39343647
its stupid because even fucking spiritual masters do combat sports. its great for discipline and fitness.

>>39343672
if your birthdays around the 9th we're pretty much the same age lad

>>39343684
Work is work, lad. Keep looking for something better

>>39343650
>Are someones tears any less real just because they cry them in a BMW?

No, but you are still in a better position in almost any conceivable set of circumstances than the person with the same tristesse who is on the bus.

Reading the papers is a bit strange these days, I try and rotate between them to get a fair view of things but I think British papers are just too biased, you're better off reading foreign news opinion on shit like Brexit since they don't have a stake in it.

Reading shit like the Telegraph when it comes to the EU and Brexit is nuts, they go full on nationalist nutbag where mighty Britannia is gonna show dem Euros wat for. They've been claiming the EU is going to collapse next week every week for the past 10 years.

The Guardian's investigative bits and news reports are normally pretty good, it's just their opinion pieces that are total shite banging on about stuff like carrots being phallic symbols that oppress women or whatever.

How would a theoretical /britfeel/ paintball meetup go?

>>39343667

That things from the past are generally not as good as those today.

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>>39343317
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 15

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With all this talk about glory holes it's got me thinking that I might try it. There's a seedy bar near me thats got one.I'm gonna put my schlong through it and hope for the best.Wish me luck lads!

>>39343729
The only papers I read are "The Local" just for a laugh tbqh

>ordered things from Amazon this morning and they arrived this evening
>on the Sunday of a Bank Holiday weekend

And they say we're not living in the future.

>>39343715
Within the 2 weeks following lad.
Shit being this age ain't it.

>>39343645
>Saku was the gorillaposter who made movie night to make a clique of posters he could orbit and meet up with

>>39343739
A lot of people sulking after getting hit once with the occasional fat cunt not feeling anything through all his blubber

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13801022
I see so many lads obsessed with Tilde so I want to get a good idea
not that I'm any competition;-;

>>39343745
like what though? no one is talking about technology, are you referring to human rights?

>>39343768

I actually fins Amazon Prime maddening. If I can order something at 17:00 one day and get it at 11:00 the next day via Prime, why the fuck cannot everyone deliver as efficiently?

>>39343760
Does anyone under the age of 40 actually read physical papers and not just get their news off websites anymore?

>>39343720
it's only for a couple of days but I need that money

>Amateur boxer? He has stand up game and is a professional MMA fighter. An amateur is a kid off the street with no combat experience.

someone commenting on mcgregor being called an amateur. absolute retard.

>>39343788
>No option for being actively repulsed by tilde

>>39343788
>hiding those man hands

HOWLING

>>39343783
Are any lads here proper obese? I imagine everyone is quite skinny with the fair few lads who are overweight but not obese.

>>39343801
Because not every one is running their workforce like human machines driving them into the ground.

>>39343821
Funny how his hands are never in any pictures any more

>>39343739

Ebin and Len would be two competing kings, neither would see any action themselves in the battlefield. The waifuposters would form one army, and ebin's worshippers would form another one.

>>39343788
Are those Tilde's glasses on the bed?

>>39343842
And the Sexy Kev fans down the local boozer watching his next fight instead.

>>39343726
But problems of the spirit feel just the same between all people. You're correct, you have have nice things you should be grateful, by what right do you have to be miserable, especially when there are plenty in the world that have it so much worst. Unfortunately, most people don't poses the empathy to see that situation doesn't matter to a person when their will is broken. Everyone who suffers from hopelessness feels the same, regardless of how hopeless they really are. Whats important is to look at each case and determine how best to help them.

>>39343821
I'm like 30kg overweight, I think that counts as obese

>>39343808
I hate cash in hand. Had to do one a couple of weeks ago.

>>39343805
Doubt it mate. I just said "papers" cause the lad himself said it.

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>>39343482

That would depend on what is required of you in making a good income.

My family became successful in the realms of entrepreneurship which eventually led to my parents becoming massively overworked and our family falling apart in divorce as they struggled to find time to take care of me as a child.

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>>39343788
>completely hiding "its" entire body

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>>39342718

I'm back lads, normal service can resume

>>39343756
Sounds like a one way ticket to herpes tbqh lad

>>39343793

Amongst other things. Living standards generally, the destruction of prejudices and European peace, higher general standard of living globally strong steps to control disease.... I can't think of anything that was "better" when I was born than it is now.

>>39343837

I suppose you could have something there lad, thanks.

>>39343881
I heard that you couldn't catch anything from glory holes?I could be wrong mind?

>>39343896
Fucking hell lad, I think you just made me straight again.

>All tilde's photos only show clothes mimicking an anime pose
What are you even being attracted to

>>39343861

I get it. Really.

But the fact remains it is better to have than to have not.

>>39343866
they were cheeky because they didn't list the pay so I only found out when I messaged them. I'll take the work because I need it but that sort of thing fucks me off

>>39343883
I'd have said Europe feels much more dangerous now than in the last couple of decades.

I'd say the feel of a community was better before too, these days people tend to avoid neighbours and it's not as tight knit a community as in the past.
I remember going to see my neighbour a ton years ago. Wouldn't do that now.

Why is the word 'desusan' so perfect?

>>39343913
covering up so much allows the imagination of people to run wild, so they imagine the best scenario of what could be under the clothes fuelling their desires

>>39343913
>being this jealous a tranny gets more attention than you

>>39343913
A QT GLASSES STICCC TRAP THAT IS REALLY NICE NAS SMART AND HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND A CUTE WIG AND SOON TO HAVE MORE GIRLS CLOTHES LEAVE HER ALONE
>>39343934
It's funny and just a little bit enticing

>>39343883
and yet people are more depressed and lack more meaning now.

>>39343896
>Candy
Are you lost?

who is the mighty bennis?

>>39343788
If that is actually Tilde I'd smash pretty hard.

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>>39343417
Good idea lad.
>>39343878
Welcome back lad, I forgot exactly why you went, holiday I think it was?
Hope you enjoyed it anyway

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>4 people are in love with her

>>39343949
This as well. Seems you could have a more basic job and get a house and support a family much more easier than it takes these days.

>>39343965
Not if he smashes you first

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>>39343788
>>39343844
A girl in glasses really gets me going

>>39343979
Didn't no Tilde owned three proxies

>>39343878
Noticed the slight drop in drama

what tae fuck is happening today. it's like a fever dream

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>>39343979
>how far down the tilde hole are you?

I'm not down her hole at all

>>39343992
Even better.

OriginallySquared

>>39343992
We can wrestle or compare penis sizes to see who tops. Biggest man wins.

>>39343999
But that's a guy in glasses

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And I don't seem to understand

>tfw

What did you boys get upto this weekend? I had a fun day out drinking. Spent today getting over the hangover and watching utter garbage on TV

Tranny being completely covered up and in a shitty pose again, heh. Literally anyone here could get away with doing that, even the hairy manly guys. Fucking state of that "thing"

>>39343999
>999
The number you should call because Tilde has stolen your heart

>>39344018
Get some vitamin D, kiddo.

>>39343932
>I'd have said Europe feels much more dangerous now than in the last couple of decades.

There is absolutely no credible existential threat to Europe at the moment. Which certainly wasn't the case when I was young. And even the recent spike in domestic terrorist activity is nothing to day to day european incidents of thirty years ago.

My community, I should maybe say communities, is extremely tight. As it happens the Mrs. is with a neighbour at the moment arranging feeding his cat and what not while he's off on hols. Community is what you make it lad.

>>39343932
i think the world is a lot more shit now. dating game is rigged for women. too much diversity. the sense of community has been diminished as you said. diversity of wealth is constantly increasing. no pride in being working class anymore.

>>39344018
Another everything everything fan?
>>39344030
That's your fault though chad
>>39344038
2 real :(

>>39344030
Ebin's faggotry really knows no bounds.

>tfw dick has little bumps all over the shaft
>weird dark patch on it too
>virgin so its not a disease, had it all my life

even if i got a girl she'd run away at the sight of it thinking ive got an std or something.
i also have phimosis, lost the dick genetics lottery desu

>>39344030
Is he too old for you?

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gonna be warm tomorrow lads!Bank holiday is always comfy - I will spend the day furiously beating my man sausauge

>>39343949

Depression is certainly a worry, I wonder if it may be linked to expectation... I honestly don't know. I have no idea what lacking meaning means.

>>39344062
All of those things are fairly common.

>>39344017

I'll make up for it this week, I promise

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>>39343739
Most people sat hiding at the starting position, too scared to venture out. Then the madmen like Ebin would utter an autist war cry and run at them guns blazing

Finished reading 'A brief history of humankind' today.
Pretty fucking interesting, especially the first parts about the evolution of early humans, later parts about money = religion was a bit meh.

>>39344074
He only likes prepubescent girls. When it comes to men, he's about 40 years too young

>>39344091
He would come up with some excuse not to even attend.

>>39344055
nah mate, can't stand indie rock

Second important poll of the day lads, be honest

http://www.strawpoll.me/13801219

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>>39344030
>hopelessly in love went up by one after ebin saw it
Haha he's in love

>>39344042
you're probably middle class. everyone i speak to that works with the public has tons of personal experiences with Muslims making terrorist threats.

no serious academic material has been released because it would be labeled as racist

>>39343739
ebin would bring a real gun and commit a mass shooting

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ellie on bbc1 lads now! my masturbation knows no limits. Furious wanking has commenced!

>>39344115
Where's the "I really couldn't care less" option?

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YOU GUYS KNOW TILDE IS A BLOKE RIGHT?

>>39344036
Boring normie homosexual nobody cares about trying to insult /ourlass/

>>39344135
Your 3D waifs is shit
>>39344150
Haha what do you mean?

>>39344150
I might be attracted to them if they were. They're just some kind of hybrid monstrosity. Neither male nor female. A monster

>every poll about a certain someone results in the dislike answers always winning
Really makes you think. I don't think it's entirely waifufags before people claim it.

>tfw no mouldy bf

>>39344160
No she is a goddess! I go wood at the mere sight

>>39344171
It's almost like everyone here fucking despises them

I need a wank, lads. Rec me some good shit

>>39344121

It's just silliness though, when I we're a teen people in th UK were making regular (as in weekly) searches for bits of their mates/kids/colleagues. It was the same throughout Europe with various terror groups doing rather more than threaten.

I suppose people are more afraid today because they're less used to actually dealing with terrorism.

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>>39344115
Pretending to orbit and like him so I'm not a victim of the killing spree

Fucking top kek

>>39344190
Nah. It's clearly an illusion by Len and Saku!

Lads has anyone else had this problem?

I'm a little curious about lads, but I'm most likely just prison gay.
Anyway I made a profile on a dating site to look at what kind of guys are near me but, they are just so fucking gay. Like they are just such massive fucking faggots.
Are there any gay/bi people who just act normal instead of that one copy pasted flaming fairy personality they all have.

>>39344160
I mean he had a dick, and old man pair of hands and legs, and probably a face to match. He's not feminine at all.

>>39344163
An ugly bloke is still a bloke.
Source: An ugly bloke.

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>>39344191
Here's one of my favorites lad!

>>39344115
who's the one person who loves me?

>>39344207
Oh shit, the /britfeel/ boogeymen!

All these casual ebin fans who won't even put in the effort to meet him

State of you all.

I saved a strawpoll from the other week shippy

http://www.strawpoll.me/13722245/r

>>39344210
Maybe more socially conservative or right wing gays? Not everyone is a flamer
>>39344221
Pls let it not be tilde
it's her

>>39344219
Ugly blokes aren't pumped full of whoremones, with shitty gyno-tier tits, and their dicks actually still work

Wouldn't date those mentalists. Would date an ugly bloke.

>>39344221

Probably tilde, or a troll

>>39344135
yer lick that ice cream you slaaag

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>>39344238

What are the chances now would you say, percentage wise?

>>39344251
Honestly. Tilde could do better. I hope he does.

>>39344241
>>39344251
Tilde isn't on though, she went for a walk a while ago.

>>39344241
>more socially conservative or right wing gays

I've tried looking but it seems like I'd have better luck hunting a unicorn, why do gay people have to be such faggots.

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>tfw you just got tilde and ebin to openly admit that they like each other so they can stop being autistic and actually date
FIRST DATE BLOG HYPE
I-I'm not crying

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>>39344254
Furious wanking terminated!

>>39344261
I really doubt he could. They're both utter scumbags

>>39344269
Got them to open admit to something everyone has known for multiple threads?

>>39344196
>>39344196
its the fact that tons of muslims that people comes across hate our country and culture. i have spoke to people who were previously islam and they go out because of the shitty culture. the government is not doing anything to assimilate them into our culture, which is exactly what governments did in the past. All of this facilitates diversity. the media does not give a fuck because diversity makes globalization easier and you know that means more money for them

>>39344263
>she
This has to stop; he has large hairy balls. How many women do you know with hairy balls?

>>39344263
we know that tilde phoneposts on his walks though

>>39344269
we finally did it, lad. tilde and ebin are going to fall madly in love and get married and we'll all be invited to the wedding. i'm well excited

>>39344210
It's why I have no interest in attempting to date men anymore. I can't pretend I'm not attracted to them. But I'm not interested in LGBT whatever the fuck it's called now culture and loads of gays and bis base their whole identity around it.

>>39344282
Just tilde

>>39344275
They are but i know Tilde could pull a more chaddy scumbag who actually takes him out to do lewd things

>>39344282
I think she shaves and uses hair removal cream

>>39344285
Can't wait!
I'm going to fucking die alone I hate this life

>>39344299
>she shaves her balls.
the future is now, lads.

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post comfy pics lads!this thread needs more comfy!

>>39344263
Ebin, because you can't putt your foreskin back. How much smegma do you have built up?
Just wondering mate.

>>39344287
You're right, being gay to them makes up their entire being, rather than just being another thing that makes it up.
I'm shit with words but I'm sure you get it, we're gonna be alone forever.

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>Tilde cucks Ebin with a new chad just like Len did with Saku

>>39344305
i'll give you a quick smooch, don't worry mate

>>39344320
>you will never give ebin French felacio

len? more like ben-der

>>39344320
>because you can't putt your foreskin back. How much smegma do you have built up?

I don't know, I can't pull my foreskin back to check, its anyones guess but I think it might be self cleaning (baloons up during urination and cleans it)

>>39344243
Oh I agree on that, not a bufty, but I'd rather a twinks than a mentally ill lad who is only trannying it up because he couldn't get companionship and thinks this will help.

>>39344336
Haha wouldn't that be gay though?

>>39344344
that's fucking grim, you should get that checked out

>>39344210
I'm a normal as heck (not attractive though) gay guy. I don't have any queer mannerisms, my voice is a generic Northern accent, I don't go clubbing. I don't do grindr, I'm not far-left.

We exist.

Seriously though, if you're prison gay... just don't even bother. Neither of you is going to be happy.

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>>39344299
>She
Talking about somebody shaving their balls and referring to them as She. Good god, please get help.

>>39344344
I bet it's really stinky. Do you really have phimosis, because if so, you should go get it fixed, otherwise sex will be painful.

>>39344281

I know muslims who like the country a lot more than I do! I'm not entirely sure what you mean by culture, there are so many facets to the word.

I'm very much in favour of diversity in all walks of life, it's a good thing and it strengthens all humanity.

>>39344373
>That cut in the bookshelf to keep it against the wall.
Perfect

>>39344368
>my voice is a generic Northern accent

what the fuck is up with that voice so many gays have, its bizarre

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>>39343910
Britfeel needs more 3D women and less 2D underage anime girls. Let's put an end to this faggotry

>>39344381
Fuck off pigeon skank.

>>39344397
Fucking hell, lad. Source me on that please.

>>39344393
Cause they spend so much of their time trawling the North for a fuck. Liverpool, Scumchester, Leeds, Newcastle etc

>>39344401
>Fuck off pigeon skank.

What does pigeon mean? I've seen it used several times.

>>39343934
Does it mean boipussy? And where does it even come from, nothing comes up on google

>>39344419

In English we say arse.

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>>39344397
too true heres a favourite lads!

>>39344397
If you don't drop a source for that you better fuck right off.

>>39344344
After my head detached from my foreskin I had so much fucking smegma.
Guarantee its crawling under your dick like cottage cheese

>>39344410
>Scumchester
i found out that the main man behind Star Citizen has a manc accent. It explains a lot.

>>39344344
Lad just pull your foreskin down

>>39344365
>>39344375
I did, I got sent to a urologist and they booked a circumcision instantly (He pulled on my penis infront of a young male student doctor and referred to it as "willy" and said I looked like a young bob dylan). I eventually got talked out of it from here
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32352008/#32352008

>>39344428
>midget porn

i dunno about this mang

>>39344390
Never noticed that before, neat.

>>39344413
There's a femanon poster who has a pet pigeon and has made genuinely interesting content including many pictures and stories of the pigeon and it's interactions with other animals (including a cat that he bosses about)

Tilde and Ebin have a problem because Tilde is an attention whoring, cuntish mentalist who doesn't want any real women here, and Ebin is of course Tilde's little bitchboy and does everything he says so they both shit up the place at any mere mention of her.

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>>39344448
>>39344448
heard these midgets suck you long and hard!

>>39344447
Are you using a steroid cream or what? Worked for me, but you need to be consistent.

>>39344447
Just ask for steroid cream. It fixes it in 2 weeks tops.
Do you even try and pull it down often? That could help if it isn't that serious.

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>>39344397
Oi oi
hjkk

>>39344413
Pigeon slapper OUT

>>39344468
You weren't that interesting pigeon roastie

>>39344210
>>39344368
get a 4chan bf