/Britfeel/

i think i prefer the old op pic desu

>>39340094
tilde get some fucking good games

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Bank holiday weekend lads, gonna drink on a sunday for once

>>39340102
>insane death cult
>sky pixies
I'm not normally one to berate atheists, but it certainly does annoy me when people get their views of christianity through 9gag and zeitgiest.
Moreover, why is someone an 'utter cunt' for simply talking about christianity?

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daily reminder that this is the best looking poster in britfeel

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>>39340130
wagies delight

>>39340130

Had a mega session in Ireland yesterday. Not sure whether one would kill or cure me today.

Middle class children who white knight slags who shag pakis OUT

>>39340142

Same reason as you'd be a utter cunt for talking about humpty dumpty as if it was thing.

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>>39340130
any other wagies here booked tuesday off
hopefully will spend less hours sober than drunk

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Afternoon lads.
Watched the fight, although not fully - from what I saw it looked decent, they got a few good hits in.
Moved all the furniture around the house by myself again because nobody was willing to, noticing that my strength is largely coming back with working out as it was all a breeze and I didn't need to unload anything to make the structures lighter.
Good start to the day and my diet is back on track after being wonky for a few weeks, although thankfully I maintained weight, not putting it on so I guess thats a good omen for the future.

What are your thoughts for the day anons?

>>39340110
>Would love to watch Magi with the lads and make sure they're all watching when there's a scene with my waifu
Been watching Magi again recently too, when your waifu appeared she looked condescending as hell.
and >hfw Sin approaches

Post waifus

>>39340167
>comparing christianity and humpty dumpty as if they're the same

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>>39340094
surprise surprise 155

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>>39340146
I notice that it didn't take him being ginger into account

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>waited too long and he now no longer wants to date me

Not the best feels

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which leader should i play as on civ 6 lads?

>>39340168
Some of my coworkers did. I wasn't smart enough to think ahead like that, so I'm stuck going in on sodding tuesday, probably by myself too.

>>39340176

Welll I suppose humpty dumpty hasn't caused any genocidal pogroms right enough. Sorry humpty!

>>39340146
No he isn't mate.

>>39340183
play civ5 instead, way better, especially with the NQmod

>>39340175
>What are your thoughts for the day?

That white slags who shag pakis are disgusting, and their sad little 20 year old middle class white knight (who has lived such a sheltered life that he had never heard of hash before) is a paki loving idiot.

>>39340192
lol lets see you get higher than 84%. he is a chad

>>39340183
TRUMP!
secret adgenda
white nationalism

>>39340151
Good trolling, I genuinely thought you were a lefty for a while. It's got to the point that they're so deranged that it's hard to tell what bait and what's not anymore

>>39340191
It also hasn't been the sole crux of morality in Europe for the last millennium, given more to charities than any other group in the history of the world, provided more food, medicine, education and housing for the most impoverished peoples or created the most transcendental artwork to ever grace the planet.

>>39340191
>implying that religion wasn't one of the best things for civilizing the masses

have you studied history history at all?

>>39340222

please desist from your propaganda piffle, there's a good cultist.

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Can you lads stop beating your penises over religion and politics for once
this is a COMFY THREAD now

>>39340205
It's not trolling mate, and I think it's always been clear that I'm not a lefty. I'm the most right wing person here. I hate pakis more than anyone. I nearly got jailed for smashing a paki on the head with a bottle a few years ago. And me and a friend have done more against pakis than everyone here put together, but I can't go into details about that.

The point is that I despise pakis and I despise the slags who shag them, and I'm disgusted that middle class idiots here want to white knight those slags when they should be killed for race treachery.

>>39340227

Priest cock well installed in your little bum bum.

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>>39340197
Don't play with fire unless you wanna get burnt.

>>39340240
not even him but you're soft. im not religious and even i know that religion was needed. fuck me, i doubt any powerful nation could have prospered with out religion, rome and certainly no greek state could have got far with out religion

>>39340244

As long as the ridiculous death cultists stop paddling their fantasies, certainly.

>>39340240
>calls christianity a cult
Atheism is more of a cult than christianity ever was or will be.
>>39340244
Nothing is more comfy than worshiping the lamb of god.

>>39340253
haha he's still carrying on haha

what is he like

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>>39340244

>tfw declaring war on religious grounds against arabia in civ

>>39340263

Nations are just as laughable as death cults.

Fuck me lads it's the 21st century.

>>39340197
I don't think Chad needs an algorithm to tell him he's attractive

>>39340259
i will give it to you laddy, you have proved me wrong. fair play to you

>>39340269
>>calls christianity a cult

It is a cult and an extremely dangerous one.

>>39340178
Will I ever stop being surprised by the Cillaposter? He gets me every single time

>>39340276
>down with nations!
>down with religion!
ah okay so you really are just a communist, that explains a lot

>>39340276
oh, right. you're baiting. move along.

>>39340269
ats abit far but i understand what you are getting that google atheist churches

>>39340276
>Down with locked doors

>>39340290

I see your grasp of politics is about as firm as your grasp on reality.

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>>39340178
Milk Cat 169
(1)

>>39340286
I know, all those murderous christians out there in the streets butchering non-christians, driving cars down pedestrianised streets, stabbing officers outside Buckingham palace, detonating nail bombs at pop concerts etc.

>>39340271
You're very naive mate. Those 13 year old slags would just be laughing at you.

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>>39340282
You're too nice. Now I don't even want to prove you wrong.

>>39340303
How would you describe yourself politically?

>>39340324
i think he is the same retard that has been going on about how a real man would never go to war

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>>39340314
grammar fag anon how are you lad

>>39340313
not as bad as im laughing at you trying to carry on your troll attempt. pack it in, lad

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>>39340306
Nice to see you, to see you NICE 13

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>"hey mister give us your JSA or we pull this rape alarm and call the police!"

What do britbots?

>>39340348
new phone who dis?

original

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>>39340372
Like the police are gonna stop white British girls from getting raped

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>>39340372
RUN! gfto of there

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>>39340370
>>39340306
>>39340178
Ever considered putting actual effort into your forced meme attempts?

The fact you've collectively posted this trash 337 times and it hasn't taken off is telling that you've wasted your time.

>>39340372
probably just jump in front of the nearest bus, it's already over

>>39340384
it's ok no one cares or knows wtf is going on

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>>39340410
>he thinks it's one person

I haven't had a wank in a few days and now I like girls again. What the fuck, lads?

>>39340409
this is how I imagine ebin on his runs

>>39340428
I think the religion fags are gone dad, it's safe.

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>>39340439
Look at a bit of twink/femboy porn and you'll change your mind again.

>>39340443
Ebin has a clubbed foot so its a bit different.

>>39340444
I'm still here, happy to answer any questions of faith you may have.

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>>39340444
oh grammar fag your a fedora

>>39340473
i would hate to be a christian in this day and age lad. too many edgy atheists about.

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>>39340175
Thinking about whether I should try to gain weight or not. I think I'll slowly keep introducing new things into my diet and see how we go from there

And now I want to rewatch Magi desu haha. Gives me an excuse to buy the BDs I suppose

>>39340402
Made me laugh out loud lad

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>>39340462
You're probably right, lad.

>government saying they're going to keep the open euro market and keep free movement going up to actual brexit and probably beyond
What was even the fucking point, lads.

>>39340496
get good games

>>39340498
I know I'm right. Cute men are vastly superior to stinking rotten women.

>>39340496
>Thinking about whether I should try to gain weight

you should, mainly for health reasons. i used to be really under weight and i felt a lot better when i gained weight

>>39340496
You should gain some weight. Nice jiggly thighs and butt get any bloke going on some level.

>>39340402
if you look like a virgin sperg from here you'll be straight locked up

>>39340501
source link etc, ill skank my local tory mp with my dick if this is true

No idea what to make for dinner lads.

>>39340410
Milkcat and Cilla are integral parts of /britfeel/ and the Brucie poster is set to be another.

>>39340496
Can you nick some oreos and a can of monster for me next time you're at the shop?

I like the blog though dessy.

>>39340464
So you're saying midget lolis could outrun him?

thank fuck for that

>>39340501
I heard it was a transitional period

>>39340494
I usually just feel sorry for them. They're almost invariably single, childless, progressive leftist liberals, deracinated, decultured, with nothing to live for and no hope. They have nothing beyond netflix, marvel movies, takeaways and porn. Their lives are superficial and they are nihilistic. It's like seeing someone so utterly broken that they then try to defend and fight for the system that is breaking them.

>>39340498
don't listen to this fag >>39340516
he gets shekels for every faggot he makes

>>39340558
Pretty sure he said that a group of children bullied him on his running video.

>>39340568
No I don't. I've just had enough experience with women to know lads are better in every regard.

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>>39340410

>He thinks you can't force a meme with enough brute force

>>39340542

Milkcat should not be mentioned in the same post as those other shitcunts.

>>39340565
I meme'd myself into becoming a christian, because i know it's better for me and society got a date with with a christian qt

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countryfile on tonight lads - gonna tug like a freking babboon!

>>39340501
This was always going to happen, how you retards thought a hard ass brexit was possible amaze me.

afternoon, lads. just woke up because i stayed up too late watching the fight. how's everyone doing?

>>39340597
kek mummy making you wear girl clothes because you weren't a girl doesn't count

>>39340628

0/10. should have joined the International Church Of Satan.

>>39340649
My mum did hate me because she wanted a daughter, but I'm not a tranny or trap or anything.

>>39340630
i like the sikh qt met her when they came to the eastmidlands

>>39340501

There wasn't any, but then we all knew that.

>>39340565
you have a very good point there lad. religion is an integral part of our culture and history. most lads that complain about it dont realiza that religious faith has been replaced by buy products.

>>39340651
why it's a edgy meme full of crazy roasties

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>>39340473
>1k in three years

as forced memes go that's fuck all mate, considering one aussie spammed this on /int/ for a week and it took off

>>39340634

A hard brexit is quite likely, the EU will probably force it upon us as '''punishment'''

>>39340094
>Go on holiday to Italy
>Get knocked unconscious
>Wife gang raped by African "refugees"

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/woman-is-gang-raped-in-front-of-her-boyfriend-while-on-holiday-in-italy-6881895/

>>39340628
So you lied to yourself and everyone around you, playing them for fools just so you could sleep with a girl who has fallen in love with a part of you that doesn't exist?

Do you consider yourself a moral person?

>>39340514
Which ones?

>>39340523
The prospect of doing it is terrifying. I cry if my weight's gone up by 0.1kg so I have no idea how to cope with gaining an actual kilogram. Might learn how to gain weight at least because I honestly have no idea

>>39340537
Ebin says he likes /sticc/

As a disclaimer he always tells me to gain weight and that I'm unhealthy, he doesn't encourage me to lose weight

>>39340553
>nicking energy drinks

Some shops security tag them so it's a bit risky. The oreos should be alright though, child's play really

Thanks btw, it's nice to hear you enjoy it anon

>>39340637
Hiya lad. Felt quite low earlier but I'm alright now. Might go for a walk. How are you doing?

>>39340600
>>39340702
wrong link

whoopsie

Atheists really are insufferable

>>39340718
Fuck Ebin. In what way do you imagine he represents other men?

>>39340730
Hate arguing with rational people, can prove anything with facts can't you

>>39340718
the free ones because your cheap

>>39340730
t.ahmed or Father McNonce

>>39340703
but they will know we'll really be better off with a hard Brexit if they have any sense (which is questionable to be fair). They can't have us succeeding! I think all the salt we see from Germans in particular about Brexit is evidence in itself that they know they've lost whatever happens

>>39340695

Well it's not a meme but the rest is correct.

>>39340725

The point is that Milkcat/Cilla/Bruce poster(s) don't really care about their meme taking off, it's just repetitive autism. I should know

>>39340747

Not sure what you meant by that, I'm a rational person.

>>39340759
Neither

>>39340637
Me too. Quite enjoyed the fight. Undercard was a bit shit though.

>>39340760

A truly hard brexit will leave us one step away from economic collapse, too many people in the world with a vested interest in seeing the pound crash.

>>39340718
wee bit hungover. i'll pull through, though.

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>>39340664
nice one lad I bet you been wanking like a babboon ever since!

>>39340714
nope i simply took a leap of faith
so no lying to myself or others or playing others for fools

>>39340780
i often prefer more amateurish fights, not sure why.

>>39340718
Do you live with your parents? I can't see how you've kept being trans a secret for so long.

>>39340763
I thought the purpose was to get in op image

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>>39340348
>>39340492
I'm grammar anon, that guy was someone else. I can still tell your posts, thought you'd recognise mine by my file formatting

>>39340796
yep got abit of a curry fetish

>>39340117
Aye lad. The old pic is more comfy. This just feels like a slow gentrification taking over.

Maybe it can be viewed as a commentary to the growing personality cancer that has infested /britfeel/

>>39340634
It was possible. It's easily possible. But it requires our politicians to not be pussies and not be self-serving scum.

>>39340718
>Ebin says he likes /sticc/
Of course the guy who is attracted to kids would like that.

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>>39340831
how do you do bhoy

how do you deal with the fact that you're eventually going to go bald and your misshapen head will look ridiculous shaved?

>>39340760
>the salt we see from Germans
Germany know they were directly responsible for our decision to leave. They know they fucked up massively and have brought all this chaos upon Europe by Merkel's fucking retarded handling of the """migrant crisis""".

>>39340868
I don't leave the house anyway.

But the answer is suicide. I can't live without my autism hair.

>>39340833

But britfeel itself is gentrifying. More and more of the former NEETs have gotten jobs, and we're becoming wealthier as a result

>>39340743
Good point. He is an anomaly desu

>>39340823
I live with mum, dad died. I am a secretive person. I hoard huge amounts of junk food in my room and as far as I know nobody knows about that. Think mum assumes I'm gay and possibly a tranny though, just doesn't know how to bring it up

>>39340874
they are trying to make reparations for being nazis. now they are just making things worse and turning more people into nazis

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Bennis! Mighty Bennis!
Thrusting, eager, generous, smegma-encrusted destroyer!
Search, lust, glory-hole homing!
Enter only old man pooper!

>>39340895
Well I don't fucking like it. I want old times back

>>39340913

The past is another country lad, not happening.

britnormie.
Can I have a job plz?

>>39340913
fuck off to the other /britfeel/ then, where personalities are banned and they average 3 posts per day

>>39340903
is she christian or far right bigot or something

>>39340903
If you ever do tell you parents, please record it in secret
I really want to see what their reaction is.

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>>39340857
Pretty shit mate, stayed up all night for the fight, slept at 12 and woke up an hour ago. Feel like death

You? Hope you're doing better than me

>>39340932
You fuck off and take your personality cunts with you. Think of how easy you can take it over.

>>39340932
kek someone is a tripfag being anon

>>39340932
There's 2 /britfeel/s now?

>>39340945

But here is where all the good posters like ebin are lad, this is the comfy thread.

>>39340868
Gonna wear a toupe and wig eventually. I want to keep my head warm.

>>39340932

If you don't like it, you move.

Why shouldn't we have personalities?

>>39340939
Pretty much the same,stayed up all night haven't been to sleep yet, might go bed soon also had 2 wanks and a bowl of weetabix.

>>39340903
There's a good chance she's already found your girl clothes or HRT and she's just waiting until you're ready to tell her.

>arsepoo

>>39340707
Would you stay with her after she got raped by a gang of African alpha males? Your tiny white willy will never please her again

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>>39340496
Whatevers comfortable for you desu.
If you're classed as underweight then it might be a good idea, equally you don't have to just gain weight normally, you could convert it into a little bit of lean muscle, don't bulk up per se as I don't think thats what you would like, but get toned and build up your quads/glutes with some squats and such and it could be good for you
the legs are super easy to work and get results too

Think I'll watch it in a bit desu. Going to watch MHA that aired yesterday with a diet coke and a sandwich t b h.

>>39340932
>personalities
forgot how this place was shit and normie infested for a moment

>>39340983
>willywee

>>39340955
>ebin
>good

HOWLING

>>39340997

britfeel has always been normie, you robots/mollsucs are tolerated, but our tolerance is wearing thing

>>39340932
Can't stand the other britfeel. I posted "just had a poo lads haha" and they all told me to fuck off

>>39340903
You could probably snag a nice lad if you gained a bit of meat. I don't mean THICC shit that fat fetishists want. Theres a nice in between ground and you're relatively close to it.

>>39341014

The other britfeel is all underage mongoloids

>>39340175
Do you lift weights at home? I could do with a reccomendation tbqh

>>39341011
stfu no it hasn't, normies are trying to rewrite history again.

>>39341004

He's one of the top lads in here.

>>39341031
How else do you think they will make their little personality circle jerk be approved here?

>>39341011
the fuck is the other britfeel? are you talking about /brit/

>>39341011
I like how I can always tell it's you because you insist on using the word "mollusc" in every post. You might as well start tripping as Mollusclad.

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>>39340634
>hard ass brexit

>>39341038
Top paedophile perhaps.

>>39341031
>stfu no it hasn't, normies are trying to rewrite history again.

Nah, he's pretty much right.
It's close to the most consistently normal thread on 4chins these days. although recently it's been seeing a bit too much traffic from the /pol/scum.

>>39341014
Stupid poo talk and comfy anonymous discussion are the only reasons i come here. No clue about the personalities, i see they post but i just scroll past.

>>39341028
I do, have a bench for pressing and I can attach a contraption and use it for leg extensions too, used to have squat stands but no room and different bars and dumbells.
Super compact rowing machine too, it takes up like 1/3 of the living room when I have to take it all out to do a workout haha.

What sort of recommendation lad?

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Might have just found Cuzco's designated shitting street. Took a stroll from the hotel and found a dude emptying a bucket of yellow liquid outside into a drain, and the surrounding area had some shit on the pavement along with some brown water.
I suppose they are brown, perhaps I shouldn't be surprised?

>>39341027
wait other /britfeel/ this the 8ch one
>>39341014
Not liking a good poo poster fucking savages

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>>39341038
Ebin's HUGE chin 3

>>39341044

He is far from the only anon using the term mollusc lad.

>>39341048
I'd actually wang Pianne Faggot.

>>39341054
Sophieposter bringing in the heat
Think I'll use a quote from this in the Britfeel times

>>39341050

That could be the case, but he's certainly a top poster as well.

>>39341048
Fuck me Rebecca Moore is so fucking perfect. She's a completely unapologetic slut and she loves being one. Glad the world breeds whores like her desu. Absolutely my favourite brit pornstar.

>>39341075
That type of thinking is what made Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris get away with it for so long.

>>39341063

Neither here nor there anon, he makes /britfeel/.

>>39341053
I have the same kind of bench. Is it the Pro Power one?

Also, I saw an Athlean-X video saying the leg extensions can fuck up your legs. He seems to know his shit about that stuff too.

>>39341044

This is probably my 2nd or 3rd time ever saying mollusc. I do love that term though to describe you lot

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>>39341063
thinkingemoji.jpg

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>>39340816
>nope I simply took a leap of faith
The loops that so called 'religious' people jump through is hilarious

>>39341004
You don't like his spergy spakky speed impediment?

what's up my fellow cuckys?

What is it about the sun that brings out all the scumbags?

It's been a bit sunny today and the cunts who live on the next street have been partying since before midday. You can tell by their voices that they're the kind of thuggish delinquents that make life miserable. They're screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason and will most likely still be going till midday tomorrow. You can feel the bass of the music with the doors & windows shut too.

Wish they'd all fucking OD tbqh.

>>39340934
She's a Christian but not particularly devout. She's fairly left wing too I think

>>39340935
If I remember to I will lad

>>39340972
You're making me feel paranoid. I remember when I told her about my eating problems I said not to tell anyone and she still did. I have no idea when the right moment is either

>>39340996
Thank you for the advice, I appreciate it a lot

Hope you enjoy watching MHA~

>>39341021
Might try gaining a little bit at a time when I feel ready desu. But thank you so much these kinds of comments make me feel less insecure about my body

Time for a rocket lolly my lads

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any of you lads ever stuck yer bell end in a glory hole? am thinking about it, there's one at the gay bar in town.

>>39341106
Fuck off you shitcausing tranny cunt

>>39341111
I don't think that's safe, mate.

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>>39341039
Same reason the other boards have one the rules allow it you twat.
>>39341051
he is saying it always has which is bullshit
>/pol/scum.
revisionist subversive commie confirmed

>>39341106
Dubs and you come out over dinner today
I believe in you tilde

>>39341077
https://www.xvideos.com/video29086605/brexxxit_scene_1_rebecca_more

I dropped her after the interracial but enjoy, lad

>>39341114
shitcausing racist tranny cunt

>>39341079

Thanks lad, glad you appreciate it.

It makes a difference.

>>39341095
Dumb cunts can't see in the dark.

>>39341106
Parents that can't keep a secret are the fucking worst. Is she the type of person to use you being trans to get attention for herself?

>>39341111
Seems like the fastest way to get some incurable shit.

>>39340970
>up all night
>2 wanks and he hasn't slept
Absolute madman. I started wanking and then fell asleep

>>39341111
Aside from being entirely degenerate it's also dangerous - there are STDs you can contract through oral sex and if it's in a gay bar like you said then you can fucking bet the guy is riddled with them.

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>>39341063
>Debunked mate

>>39341106
>Might try gaining a little bit at a time when I feel ready desu
I recommend My Fitness Pal to track calories. Just try to eat 500 a day over your current maintenance.

>>39341123
>he is saying it always has which is bullshit
>>/pol/scum.
>revisionist subversive commie confirmed


Yes it has my little shitposting frog fanatic.

>>39341128
Thanks lad but I've seen all her scenes a bunch of times. I went through her planetsuzy thread a few months ago and downloaded all of them.

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>>39341084
Bodytec, actually - it does the job fine. I do have a Pro Power bench for situps though. Perhaps though, I've not had any issues with it and I always ensure my form is on point so as to not have any injuries, and the only one I've had after years is my left wrist going super dodgy, if it goes then it takes at least a week for me to resume a normal schedule.
I focus on squats anyway, but the option is always there if and when I want another exercise for my legs. Hopefully I will be able to go to the university gym next month and check out the proper machines and I think I can ignore others that might be there and get on with it.
>>39341106
No problem lass, always here to at least attempt helping.
I think I will though, this season has been pretty good.

>>39341095
Phone the police and say they're smoking cannabis

>>39341092
god is real ats the only hoop
and grammar fag u are a fedora

>>39341140

It's good fun though, right?

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>>39341141
>chin too small
now turn him sideways

>>39341077
Those awful fake tits really put me off

>>39341156

Yeah, they'll be round with the riot squad if you say that anon. Tee hee

>>39341162
I wouldn't know, I've never been sucked off by a gay guy in a toilet stall before. Typing it out doesn't make it sound all that fun if I'm honest though.

hate molluscs
love shellfish

>>39341106
Guess you aren't and are only a virgin because your shy and insecure.

>>39341181

Sounds pretty fun to me lad, especially if he swallows.

>>39341156
"please come quickly"
- scared anon

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>>39341140
Do you think it is quite degenerate? I was thinking maybe i could just put my anus up against the hole and see what happens? Do you think there would be a risk of getting bummed? I don't want to end up like Freddy Mercury.pic related

>>39341178
When you get pornstars who are real fucking shameless sluts eg. rebecca moore, ava devine etc. then I personally like big fake tits. It adds to the bimbo aesthetic they have going on. It's so trashy that it becomes a turn on.

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>>39341161
If I could believe in god I would but you don't just choose to. And yes, I am a bit of a fedora

Here's a little history for you. Up until 2014, /r9k/ used to be a rather normal board. More normal than average by 4chan standards, although posting ">tfw no gf" was very common. During 2014 /britfeel/ was created and ran parallel to the rest of /r9k/. Back then no one on /r9k/ really had a problem with us existing unlike now.

From 2015-2016 there was a massive flood of what you might call 'robots' from reddit. They assumed this was was 'virgin central' and that they had found themselves a safe space. The 2015 Oregon shooting, really put that into overdrive, although Elliot Rodger probably started the first part /r9k/ getting a reputation as being virgin central.

Over time, /r9k/ gradually got infested with more and more robots (or molluscs), both from other boards on 4chan, and reddit. /britfeel/ became almost immune to that infestation, and so what you see today in 2017, is a small time capsule of /r9k/ from 2014.

>>39341131
Go away, pigeon roastie. You paki loving old slapper

Tilde is /ourgirl/

>>39341152
It's not stop trying to normiefy /britfeel/

>>39341192
Look, lad, if you want to be a degenerate fag for five minutes and end up with STDs then be my guest, but don't say I didn't warn you when you inevitably regret it.

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My Hero Academia was pushed back to Sept. 2nd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39341206
>Racist tranny mong sperging out about pigeon-lass again

Every time

>>39341218

You mean Fridays episode? Wtf.

>>39341206
Both should fuck off tbqh.

>>39341218
A season or just an episode? I really need to start watching that.

>>39341209

It's a mollusc friendly normie thread anon.

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>>39341106
What's your BMI Tilde? Mine's 19.5

>>39341212

Absolutely no regrets about it anon. Fucking is fun.

>>39341219
>Every time

The "sperg" bit sort of assures it.

>>39341200
Yes you do it has easy as that, i don't know god is real hence the leap.

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>>39341186
hate molluscs
love crustaceans

simple as

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Praise him anons.... PRAISE HIM!

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You lads have put me off my glory hole idea. Im thinking of hooking up with a guy on grinder. The thing is I don't really want to get a masssive bumming. This is quite the quandary. What do you lads do? To be bummed,or not to be bummed - that is the eternal question.....Ever since God made Adam and Eve he has secretly wanted it to be Adam and Steve......even great artists like Van Gogh and Dali liked to be bummed - so why do i fear the massive bumming so much??Help me with my quandary lads!

>>39341265

Crustaceans out!

>>39341233
Just one episode.

>>39341186
they're both a bit shit, chap

>>39341284
It's uncomfortable, it feels like you're going to take a massive shit all over the bed and his dick, it can be quite painful if he's too big, there's a serious risk of stds/aids.

>>39341280
Fuck I forgot about this. It was funny until leddit beat it to death, learned necromancy, revived it, then beat it to death again.

>>39341133
Mum has always bragged about me to other people. She went mental when I didn't get straight A* at GCSE desu

>>39341143
Cheers lad, might start at 100 for now

>>39341242
Sorry I'm really ashamed of my weight. I used to not mind talking about it but now I feel humiliated haha

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>>39341256
>leap
More like long jump lmao

>>39341202
>/r9k/ used to be a rather normal board
fucking kek this is 4chan every board is abnormal, thats the appeal and /r9k/ is the most abnormal board after /mlp/
go back plebbit with your know your meme history.

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Just dropped off my clothes for laundry and now I'm sitting in my room naked.

>>39341219
>pigeon-lass

Get out you weird old degenerate

>>39341226
It airs Saturday right? oh well, I watch it on Sat/Sun anyway
>>39341233
Just 1 episode

>>39341304
100 calories won't even make much of a dent lass. You should at least aim for 250 to offset the calories you burn by constantly moving about and walking about at work.

>>39340130
I have work on Monday.

I work at Greggs. I will be handing out sausage rolls to you ungrateful fuckers.

Original.

>>39341308

/r9k/ vies with /pol/ as being the most genuinely mentally ill board. But /britfeel/ bucks the trend.

Roll call

Normie or robot?

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>>39341280
haha le random quirky upvoted xD!

>>39341334
>sausage rolls

Boke! no ta.

>>39341218
Can't stand waiting for episodes of anime. I wait until the season's out then watch it in a day or two.

>>39341307
Yeah because life is meaningless and the universe is a accident.

>>39341314
did you walk back home nude? please explain

>>39341319
>m-muh degenerate

Stick to reddit, lad

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>>39341285
EVIL WHALES OUT

>>39341354

Yup. Ya got it.
Cool though, right?

>>39341003
>bumjuice

>>39341050
I d-don't like h-him! H-he must be a P-Paedophile and its impossible to refute and if I say it long enough my facebook friends might b-believe it and we c-can bully him!

normie tier thinking lad, just like those "nonce hunters" on youtube it screams of insecurity and projection. They act so disgusted its obvious they are in denial and trying to cover up themselves being paedos

>>39341354
nice rick and morty reference, mate. good to see another le epic xD rick and mortyer

>>39341339

I'm undoubtedly a normie

>>39341337
>/pol/
>mentally kill

kill yourself leftie cunt

>>39341371
You literally have a speech impediment that most paedos have. You're blatantly a paedo.

>>39341339

Mollusc accepting normie.

>>39341339
cyborg if I'm being brutally honest

>>39341371
afternoon, ebin. how are ya on this fine day

>>39341384

/pol/ is a literal clearing house for mentallers. It's why it was created.

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I'm going to become a full normie and there is nothing you can do to stop me. I've only got 3 steps left on my programme of self improvement left and I will be there.

>get confident
>get /fa/
>get /fit/

I have everything else in place but get confident is holding me back, it stops me from doing the other two. I need to break this monkey so I can ascend. I'd be shagging birds on the regular today if it wern't for this. so tell me how do I get confident. I'm going to start with the do it and fail till it works aproatch but I want fast long lasting results.

>>39341371
>They act so disgusted its obvious they are in denial and trying to cover up themselves being paedos

Bit like you and homosexuality. Brilliant projection there, lad.

>>39341371

Hi, Ebin lad, just up?

>>39341400
t. newfag who doesn't know about /news/ and why /pol/ is here

/pol/ is where people can discuss things that actually matter

>>39341371
I didn't like you before it turned out you have a thing for kids.

Might just as well give the act up and admit you like gays and kids.

>>39341371

Most of those nonce hunters have large stashes of CP for the purpose of ''''baiting''''' people. Pretty convenient

>>39341404
Off with you then, shoo shoo.

>>39341304
>Mum has always bragged about me to other people
I hate this shit too, it really messed me up. Always bragging to people about me when there's nothing really to brag about, fucked up my self-esteem.

As for your weight there's nothing to be ashamed about, there are a lot of fatties and anorexics discussing their weight issues here, you're in good company. Plus I think you've posted a lot more revealing things anyway

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>>39341371
>defends pedos
>attracted to stick tier childish looking women
>not attracted to normal actual woman looking women
>not a pedo

>>39341337
>/r9k/ vies with /pol/ as being the most genuinely mentally ill board.
the right answer is /lgbt/

Just because people come back everyday and semi know each other, doesn't make this place normal, you find someone off another board or off reddit and see if they thinks this is normal.

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Does /britfeel/ want a player to represent them on the ourboard team in the 4chan tournament?

>>39341404
See you again in a week or two.

Good luck though.

>>39341418

/pol/ is for letting the fucktards dribble. Works quite well, but sometimes they drift into the proper people's areas. They're best just mocked.

>The only post to really trigger mould boy is one calling him a paedophile.
>Almost as if the claim hits too close to the mould filled walls of his home.

Makes you really think about what he really gets up to online.

>>39341354
>life is meaningless and the universe is a accident
100% correct. No wait, god just snapped his fingers and created the world and also gave me meaning in my life. What meaning you ask? Well to worship him of course!

Reminder that Tilde is the only cute girl on /britfeel/ and that pigeon slag is just a burnt out whore.

>>39341050

i thought crumpet was the paedophile

>>39341432

It's normal compared to most of 4chins /lgbt/ isn't in the same league as /pol/ and the wider /r9k/ which are just full of dribbling fucktards.

>>39341433

You could just have 'britfeel' is that's possible? we're all involved then

>>39341431
B-but I-I'm not a p-paedo! It's c-clearly the n-normies!

>>39341425
Do they? Proof? Or do they just pretend to be underage and arrange meet ups?

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>>39341302
Well I think I might go for it....Maybe if I put my aschen up to the glory hole and clench my sphincter real tight it would deter those filthy gay Jews from pounding my ass.?It's quite a quandary for sure. I've been reading about Kenny Everett and George Michael and those guys loved a glory hole for real. I look up to these men - they are my heroes. Surely what is good enough for Kenny Everett is good enough for this humble west Midlands lad?Maybe I could start up a small microbusiness - I might buy a small garden shed and cut a small hole in the door, Attach a few cheap wheels from a kids scooter which I could nick easily around here. Then I could wheel the shed around Birmingham and advertise it as a 'mobile glory hole' - shit lads this idea has legs. dont go stealing my idea lads!

>>39341452

Literally no reason to believe ebin is a nonce

>>39341371
Nailed it on the head Ebin. But since you didn't feign moral outrage about DA PEDOS RAPING OUR KIDS EVERY DAY you're going to be called a pedophile. Ignore them

What's a comfy anime to pass the night with?

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>>39341433
Sexy Kev lad. The only sporty fella here.

>>39341404
As someone who's been through the /fa/ rinser and come out the other side I can tell you to not go to /fa/ for fashion advice. Almost all of it is terrible and you'll only realise this after several years of browsing and potentially several thousand pounds worth of clothes that aren't good.

Dress modest. Wear plain, tailored (or well-fitting) clothes that are appropriate for your age and where you'll be wearing them. You can start with a capsule wardrobe of basics and then very occasionally you can buy statement pieces to go along with them. Make sure you buy most of your clothes in versatile colours eg. black, white, simple blues, dark greens, greys, nothing 'electric' or loud.

>>39341433
Graeme Le Saux because he's the most /britfeel/ footballer.

>>39341455
Reminder that tilde is a scraggly bloke with about fifty personality disorders

>>39341472

Only one way to find out anon.

Let us know the results.

>>39341477
Except all the comments being quite supportive of paedos, his obsession with childish flat 'women' and such. Enough to make you wonder.

>>39341370
>dickdust

>>39341433
>you'll always walk alone
Made me kek, never seen this before. I vote for Peter Crouch, top lad

>>39341488
>1488
God fucking damn, our comfy uncle is smiling upon me lads

>>39341443
you do not belong here and never have, fuck off

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>>39341462
Yes, we can.

I'll put it in the roster polls we'll have in a few weeks. If he more votes than a player on the current roster he's in.


Btw, if anyone wants to watch virtual divegrass now, there's a "/r9k/ soccer team" thread. We are going to play /gd/ in ten minutes or less

>>39341506
>being quite supportive of paedos

He wasn't at all, I read those posts and fully agree. He never defend people who abuse children, merely that non-acting paedophiles would never seek help due to the extreme hysteria over it

>>39341488
I don't mean actualy following /fa/ I was just using it as an abbreviation. Thanks for the tips though friend.

>>39341513
>vaginavapour

>>39341388
what a fantastic piece of evidence you have there, amazing detective work Steve from the Dark Justice facebook page

>>39341412
well you may have a point which proves me correct

>>39341419
once again your proving my point correct, all you do is have to accuse someone of being a DIRTY FACKING PAEDO and the witch hunt begins, one that cannot be refuted. Fuck off to facebook

>>39341431
I'm attracted to women, I just don't like many people attractive. I didn't defend them, this is why its impossible for politicians or health professionals to seek rational proposals to a massive problem. Paedos will always exist and continue to harm children but while the hysteria and witch hunt continues there is going to be very little prevention or help

>>39341452
no its just one of those normie things which annoys me about them

>>39341479
thats exactly the point I posted the other day that got me accused, there's no rationality with the public

>>39341392
>>39341414
quite shit, just woke up and will do nothing again today

>>39341506
never said I was obsessed with flat childish women. I said I didn't like large breasts, that doesn't mean I don't like perky normal sized ones

>>39341371
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1m3M3V6MTOI

>>39341527

Not going to happen my small minded dribbling friend.

>>39341460
kek it's not have you been on /fit/ or /int/

>It's normal compared to most of 4chins /lgbt/ isn't in the same league as /pol/ and the wider /r9k/ which are just full of dribbling fucktards.

lgbt is full gender diaspora mongs which is a mental illness and gays are much more likey to have mental health issues.

muh /pol/ are retards because i dont like them because they don't like me

>>39341492
>>39341514
guys you don't use real players you make them up

>>39341506
>being quite supportive of paedos
He's critcizing society's reaction to paedos the same way that Brass Eye did and was accused of being sick and paedophilic itself. Plebs just don't get it and want to go on their witch hunt and moral crusade

>>39341330
If I eat more than that I end up binging and vomiting. I think it needs to be gradual if I do gain weight

>>39341429
I really can't. I feel really fat these days and I really couldn't handle other people knowing right now. Gomen

>>39341452
The words "friendo" and "bud" work just as well desu

>>39341482
Natsume Yuujinchou is very relaxing desu. Nagi No Asukara has a nice vibe as well

Suicide September for Ebin the Paedophile cannot come fast enough

>>39341555
Kill yourself you nonce-enabling faggot

>>39341545
when we take over you'll be skipped back off to india or africa or where ever you're form any way

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>>39341518
You've been blessed lad, cherish it.

>>39341538
I told you to stop reply to me before.

>>39341498
Hates racists
Perfectly Ok with transphobia

hmmm

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Found this pic of Tilde and Ebin

>>39341538

Absolutely spot on there lad, thank god some people have sense here

>>39341534
>titgoo

>Len and Saku both date each other because they avatar as 13 year old anime boys and girls
>nobody has ever questioned them and their creepy nonce vibes

are they. dare I say it projecting themselves onto ebin?

>>39341578
Tilde isn't trans

>>39341546

Nonsense lad. the population of /pol/ are clearly mongs of the highest order. They're tragically funny.

/lgbt/ on the other hand is a pretty normal people discussing their sexuality.

/r9k/ is again fucktards, expressing their desire to be able to practice any form of sexuality and lamenting the fact that they're disabled to be able to do so.

>>39341550
bavid deckham

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>>39341581
Top post, Iad

I hope you never lose your gag reflex tidle, you'd be a good person to have being throatfucked and throwing up while it happens, you get the best of both worlds, you get to lose weight with all that puking and the person fucking your face gets to enjoy a nice, wet mouth to fuck and cum in.

>>39341585
Here we go. Ebin brings up Len and Saku for no reason.
They aren't here and they sure as hell aren't thinking about you lad.

MOVE ON

>>39341285
I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across silent seas

>>39341591
You're constantly using trans as a slur.

You're either a Paki or that weird old bint with a pigeon

>get called out for being a disgusting fucking paedophile
>try and deflect it onto 2 people who are irrelevant to the conversation

Brilliant

>>39341565

Yes, well that isn't something I'm going to be concerning myself with anon. hee hee.

>>39341592
>Nonsense lad. the population of /pol/ are clearly mongs of the highest order. They're tragically funny.
>/lgbt/ on the other hand is a pretty normal people discussing their sexuality.

lmao try to at least hide how biased you are leftie

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>>39341555
>ywn spend all day in bed with tilde cuddling and watching anime while feeding each other
Why live

>>39341612
I'm using trans to refer to actual transgender people with gender dysphoria
Tild is not one of these people, he's an AGP prison gay on hormones he bought on the internet

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>>39341614
Howling.

Would have being less embarrassing if he just left his trip on.

Oh turns out that massive party that I thought was scumbags is a bunch of pakis. Wonder what they're celebrating? Is there some paki holiday today? It's either that or they just married their cousin.